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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
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| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
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| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
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| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
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| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
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| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
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| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
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| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
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| #98 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #39 | big red button | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
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| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
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| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #57 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
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| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
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| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
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| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #20 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
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| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
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| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
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| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
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| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #132 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
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| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
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| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| 🥉 | wickerbits | 2 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |