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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
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| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
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| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
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| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
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| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
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| #180 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
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| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
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| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
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| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
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| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #99 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #39 | big red button | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #1030 | cast | 1 |
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| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
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| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #59 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
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| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
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| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
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| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
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| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #132 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
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| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| 🥉 | wickerbits | 2 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |