Museum :: dementia13

dementia13

Rank	Item	Quantity
#112	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#101	1,970 carat gold	4
#909	1-ball	3
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#101	1952 Mickey Mantle card	40
#460	2-ball	9
#380	3-ball	12
#575	30669 scroll	9
#602	33398 scroll	15
#61	334 scroll	111
#377	4-ball	12
#361	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#379	5-ball	12
#515	6-ball	8
#566	7-ball	7
#600	8-ball	31
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#397	9-ball	2
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#57	Aggressive Carrot	11
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#112	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#75	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#16	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#15	Argarggagarg's fang	33
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#38	Aura Libre	3
#41	Aye Aye	2
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#114	BURT	275
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#33	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	138
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#70	CSA discount card	183
#34	Caipiranha	2
#53	Candicaine	3
#38	Candy Alexander	3
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#581	Chroner	1
#84	Cloaca Cola Polar	37
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#170	Coinspiracy	1
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#105	Comet Pop	1
#37	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	61
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#402	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#273	Crimbo Credit	26
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#194	Crimbo food scraps	2
#229	Crimbo pie	11
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#153	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	26
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#81	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	7
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#117	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#138	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#174	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	22
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#81	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	7
#151	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	26
#111	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	14
#87	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#159	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	25
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#103	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	17
#165	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	23
#202	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#139	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	31
#69	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	7
#1669	Crimbuck	100
#1113	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#232	D roll	25
#318	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#312	Divine	1
#28	Doublepunchplanter	2
#61	Drac & Tan	2
#843	Drowsy Sword	18
#43	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#160	Elmley shades	7
#48	Event Horizon	2
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#42	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#56	Firewater	1
#46	Flamin' Whatshisname	12
#50	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#56	Flaming Knob	2
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#50	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#83	Flaskfull of Hollow	37
#26	Flying Caipiranha	3
#186	Friendliness Beverage	25
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#70	Fun-Guy spore	1
#60	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#114	Gaia beads	43
#367	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#377	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#5	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#949	Go-Wassail	3
#65	Golden Mean	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#43	Green Burlap	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#52	Green Giant	2
#49	Green Muslin	1
#40	Green Velvet	2
#14	Hairpiece On Fire	37
#48	Haymaker	1
#20	Heimandatz's heart	35
#24	Herring Daiquiri	4
#26	Herring Wallbanger	3
#37	Herringtini	2
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#64	Holiday Fun!	17
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#1192	Instant Karma	1
#13	Irish Coffee, English Heart	16
#159	Iron Beta of Industry	62
#937	Jack-in-the-box	3
#60	Jackhammer	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#16	Jocko Homo's head	29
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#263	Knob mushroom	37
#168	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#320	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#30	Lockenstock™ sandals	257
#55	Locust	1
#27	Lollipop Drop	4
#32	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	12
#1570	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	13
#653	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	16
#768	M-242	7
#73	Mae West with a fly in it	5
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#528	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#49	Mer-kin pressureglobe	9
#81	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#977	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#980	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#917	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#948	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#67	Mint Yulep	2
#59	Mohobo	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#63	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#55	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#100	Morto Moreto	1
#256	New Zealand iced tea	18
#428	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#264	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#176	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
#181	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	262
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	257
#5	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	261
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#42	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	37
#56	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#126	Orcish baseball cap	37
#172	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#313	PADL Phone	18
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#194	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#49	Plague of Locusts	2
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#29	Punchplanter	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#72	Red Dwarf	1
#69	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	18
#14	Safari Jack's moustache	29
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#37	Sazerorc	2
#53	Sazuruk-hai	1
#235	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#117	Scuba Snack	1
#66	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#91	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#61	Sizzling Sinner	1
#63	Slimebite	1
#36	Slimosa	2
#33	Slippery Knob	2
#43	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#51	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	6
#88	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#37	Sogg-Os	12
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#163	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#34	Suppurating Sinner	2
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#151	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#738	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#68	Take Eleven Bar	1
#29	Talisman of Baio	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#15	The Mariachi's guitar case	56
#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#41	The Smith's Tome	1
#62	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#494	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#357	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#228	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#36	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	12
#403	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#542	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#61	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	4
#887	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#169	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#105	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	2
#908	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#247	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#53	Thwaitgold moth statuette	6
#66	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#147	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	5
#333	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#583	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#363	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#669	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#184	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#2327	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1242	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#59	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#86	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#348	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#81	Tiger-lily's milk	41
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#128	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#45	Transylvania Sling	2
#82	UV monocular	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#31	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	36
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#37	Wet Russian	10
#104	White Hyborian	1
#54	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#21	Yakisoba's hat	25
#61	Ye Olde Meade	37
#38	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	111
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#153	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#437	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#63	Zoodriver	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#53	adorable seal larva	22
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
#655	ammonite fossil	5
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#60	ancient vinyl coin purse	186
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#517	antique greaves	7
#669	antique shield	3
#946	antique spear	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#325	asbestos apron	2
#1769	awful poetry journal	2
#258	baby killer bee	38
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#443	baconstone	18
#63	bag of foreign bribes	1
#255	balaclava baklava	11
#105	balloon shield	1
#645	bananagate	6
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#118	baritone accordion	1
#320	bark rootbeer	3
#238	barrrnacle	66
#185	barskin tent	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#31	bat wing kabob	29
#1174	batgut	1
#110	bazookafish bubble gum	37
#197	beach glass necklace	2
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#75	beautiful rainbow	6
#252	beavermouth	1
#169	beer bomb	252
#38	beer bong	146
#12	beer helmet	733
#9	beer-a-pult	45
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#21	bejeweled pledge pin	490
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#61	big bad voodoo mask	15
#48	bishop cookie	2
#589	black & tan	1
#194	black Crimbo ball	2
#693	black greaves	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#85	black pension check	156
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1488	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#567	black-and-blue light	40
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#77	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#296	blind-packed capsule toy	19
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#192	blob of acid	1
#3163	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#681	blue class ring	2
#109	blue grass	11
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#598	blue plasma ball	32
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1673	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#135	blue tulip	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#51	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#51	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#53	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#19	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#267	bottle of realpagne	1
#59	bottle opener belt buckle	104
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#190	bottled day	1
#14	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	6
#245	bowl of cottage cheese	111
#32	bowling ball	83
#5005	box of sunshine	7
#74	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#193	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	12
#257	bread line	4
#109	breakfast mess	56
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#88	breath mint	97
#42	briefcase	577
#26	broken high-temperature mining drill	30
#542	bronzed locust	1
#162	brown sugar cane	37
#82	bubblin' crude	370
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#10	bullet-proof corduroys	1,208
#154	bunch of square grapes	37
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#70	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#41	can of V-11	10
#572	candied bolts	3
#287	candied nuts	5
#136	candy cigarette	14
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#14	cast-iron legacy paddle	34
#93	catfish whiskers	5
#37	celestial carrot juice	1
#271	centipede eggs	11
#117	chakra malt	1
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#235	charming flute	1
#679	cheap studded belt	9
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#246	chocolate disco ball	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#121	chocolate stolen accordion	5
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#529	chorizo brownies	2
#147	chorizo taco	37
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#164	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#304	clay peace-sign bead	11
#46	clockwork staff	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#231	cocoa eggshell fragment	367
#198	cold hi mein	2
#105	commemorative war stein	879
#102	communal gobstopper	6
#312	cookie cookie	3
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#311	corned-beef Reuben	1
#515	corrupted data	12
#89	cranberry margarita (brackish)	12
#184	crappy brain	13
#78	crappy waiter disguise	11
#162	cruelty-free wine	20
#101	cubic zirconia	7
#961	dark potion	1
#33	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#198	decent brain	11
#146	decomposed boot	3
#397	decorative fountain	11
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#268	depantsing bomb	14
#907	designer handbag	2
#13	detective school application	1
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#15	dice-shaped backpack	1
#21	didgeridooka	516
#172	disbelief suspenders	7
#1843	disco ball	1
#251	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
#238	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#242	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#275	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#344	discocktail	1
#125	distention pill	1
#982	distilled fortified wine	1
#19	distressed denim pants	478
#295	dragon snaps	1
#49	dream of a dog	2
#201	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2
#95	drone self-destruct chip	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#33	dumb mud	12
#46	dusty barrel	71
#385	dusty bottle of Muscat	37
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#302	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#865	effervescent potion	2
#2834	eggnog	1
#71	eldritch distillate	1
#169	eldritch dough	1
#286	electrical thingamabob	15
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#74	elven hardtack	134
#111	elven magi-pack	39
#188	elven medi-pack	2
#58	elven squeeze	191
#124	enchantlers	1
#158	energy drink IV	29
#295	executive mime flask	1
#68	expensive champagne	1
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#64	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#144	faded red protest sign	1
#83	fairy-worn boots	1
#302	fancy seashell necklace	16
#232	ferret bait	50
#1428	festive holiday hat	1
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#162	filthy poultice	55
#19	fire poi	323
#46	fireman's lunch	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#59	flask flops	27
#164	flask of mining oil	11
#261	flask of tainted mining oil	8
#667	flavored foot massage oil	11
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#196	foetid seal tear	27
#35	folder (D-Team)	1
#15	folder (Ex-Files)	1
#28	folder (Seawolf)	1
#21	folder (Yedi)	28
#43	folder (blue)	1
#31	folder (cyan)	1
#25	folder (heavy metal)	29
#4	folder (holographic fractal)	5
#45	folder (smiley face)	1
#21	folder (sports car)	27
#24	folder (sportsballs)	23
#26	fountain 'soda'	22
#181	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	2
#47	freshwater fishbone	42
#45	friendly cheez blob	25
#63	frigid derringer	37
#236	frigid mote	3
#427	frilly shirt	1
#121	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#932	fudgecule	127
#695	funky dried mushroom	2
#41	furniture dolly	88
#47	gallon of milk	1
#39	gauze garter	931
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#168	ghuol egg quiche	11
#260	ghuol guolash	37
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#16	giant driftwood sculpture	29
#88	giant foam finger	63
#146	giant giant moth dust	1
#33	giant jar of protein powder	77
#212	giant penguin keychain	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#2188	gingerbread bugbear	5
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what items are this player missing?