Museum :: dementia13

dementia13

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#102	1,970 carat gold	4
#912	1-ball	3
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#103	1952 Mickey Mantle card	40
#464	2-ball	9
#383	3-ball	12
#576	30669 scroll	9
#603	33398 scroll	15
#61	334 scroll	111
#380	4-ball	12
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#383	5-ball	12
#520	6-ball	8
#569	7-ball	7
#604	8-ball	31
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#401	9-ball	2
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#114	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#74	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#19	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#16	Argarggagarg's fang	33
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#41	Aura Libre	3
#43	Aye Aye	2
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#115	BURT	275
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#33	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	138
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#70	CSA discount card	183
#36	Caipiranha	2
#55	Candicaine	3
#41	Candy Alexander	3
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#85	Cloaca Cola Polar	37
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#104	Comet Pop	1
#37	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	61
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#405	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#274	Crimbo Credit	26
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#198	Crimbo food scraps	2
#231	Crimbo pie	11
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#120	Crimbot battery	11
#152	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	26
#95	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#81	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	7
#133	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#88	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#113	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	3
#173	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	22
#119	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#81	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	7
#150	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	26
#111	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	14
#86	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	5
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#157	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	25
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	17
#164	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	23
#201	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#138	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	31
#68	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	7
#1668	Crimbuck	100
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#232	D roll	25
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#842	Drowsy Sword	18
#44	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#160	Elmley shades	7
#49	Event Horizon	2
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#57	Firewater	1
#49	Flamin' Whatshisname	12
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#57	Flaming Knob	2
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#52	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#83	Flaskfull of Hollow	37
#28	Flying Caipiranha	3
#187	Friendliness Beverage	25
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#115	Gaia beads	43
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#6	Gene Tonic: Goblin	11
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#66	Golden Mean	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#46	Green Burlap	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#54	Green Giant	2
#51	Green Muslin	1
#41	Green Velvet	2
#15	Hairpiece On Fire	37
#48	Haymaker	1
#21	Heimandatz's heart	35
#26	Herring Daiquiri	4
#29	Herring Wallbanger	3
#40	Herringtini	2
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#65	Holiday Fun!	17
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#13	Irish Coffee, English Heart	16
#161	Iron Beta of Industry	62
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
#61	Jackhammer	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#17	Jocko Homo's head	30
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#264	Knob mushroom	37
#167	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#30	Lockenstock™ sandals	257
#56	Locust	1
#29	Lollipop Drop	4
#33	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	12
#1571	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	13
#651	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	16
#769	M-242	7
#75	Mae West with a fly in it	5
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#204	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#49	Mer-kin pressureglobe	9
#83	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#978	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#983	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#918	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#951	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#67	Mint Yulep	2
#61	Mohobo	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#104	Morto Moreto	1
#259	New Zealand iced tea	18
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#178	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	262
#6	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	257
#5	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	261
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#42	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	37
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#128	Orcish baseball cap	37
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#315	PADL Phone	18
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#51	Plague of Locusts	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#30	Punchplanter	3
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#69	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	18
#16	Safari Jack's moustache	29
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#81	Sangria de Menthe	1
#15	Sasq™ watch	1
#38	Sazerorc	2
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#236	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#117	Scuba Snack	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#36	Slimosa	2
#35	Slippery Knob	2
#46	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#51	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	6
#90	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#38	Sogg-Os	12
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#37	Suppurating Sinner	2
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#153	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#746	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#740	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#70	Take Eleven Bar	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#13	The Mariachi's guitar case	57
#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#508	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#241	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#37	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	12
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#71	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	4
#895	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#135	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	2
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#253	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#54	Thwaitgold moth statuette	6
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#148	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	5
#351	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#590	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#372	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#714	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#185	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#2347	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1268	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#61	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#113	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#84	Tiger-lily's milk	41
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#46	Transylvania Sling	2
#83	UV monocular	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#32	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	36
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#38	Wet Russian	10
#106	White Hyborian	1
#56	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#22	Yakisoba's hat	25
#63	Ye Olde Meade	37
#40	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	111
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#157	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#64	Zoodriver	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#56	adorable seal larva	22
#567	all-purpose cleaner	3
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#61	ancient vinyl coin purse	186
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#519	antique greaves	7
#670	antique shield	3
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#328	asbestos apron	2
#1766	awful poetry journal	2
#260	baby killer bee	38
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#447	baconstone	18
#66	bag of foreign bribes	1
#256	balaclava baklava	11
#105	balloon shield	1
#644	bananagate	6
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#238	barrrnacle	66
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#31	bat wing kabob	29
#1172	batgut	1
#114	bazookafish bubble gum	37
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#75	beautiful rainbow	6
#255	beavermouth	1
#171	beer bomb	252
#38	beer bong	146
#12	beer helmet	733
#10	beer-a-pult	45
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#21	bejeweled pledge pin	490
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#61	big bad voodoo mask	15
#48	bishop cookie	2
#589	black & tan	1
#197	black Crimbo ball	2
#694	black greaves	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#86	black pension check	156
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#567	black-and-blue light	40
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#295	blind-packed capsule toy	19
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#195	blob of acid	1
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#688	blue class ring	2
#111	blue grass	11
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#597	blue plasma ball	32
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#136	blue tulip	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#17	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#58	bottle opener belt buckle	104
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#191	bottled day	1
#14	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	6
#246	bowl of cottage cheese	111
#33	bowling ball	83
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#78	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#194	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	12
#255	bread line	4
#110	breakfast mess	56
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#91	breath mint	97
#44	briefcase	577
#27	broken high-temperature mining drill	30
#541	bronzed locust	1
#162	brown sugar cane	37
#83	bubblin' crude	370
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#11	bullet-proof corduroys	1,208
#154	bunch of square grapes	37
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#68	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#44	can of V-11	10
#570	candied bolts	3
#287	candied nuts	5
#136	candy cigarette	14
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#14	cast-iron legacy paddle	34
#95	catfish whiskers	5
#36	celestial carrot juice	1
#273	centipede eggs	11
#117	chakra malt	1
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#235	charming flute	1
#679	cheap studded belt	9
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#107	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#493	chloroform rag	2
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#121	chocolate stolen accordion	5
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#149	chorizo taco	37
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#166	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#303	clay peace-sign bead	11
#46	clockwork staff	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#232	cocoa eggshell fragment	367
#199	cold hi mein	2
#108	commemorative war stein	879
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#313	cookie cookie	3
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#311	corned-beef Reuben	1
#516	corrupted data	12
#92	cranberry margarita (brackish)	12
#184	crappy brain	13
#80	crappy waiter disguise	11
#164	cruelty-free wine	20
#101	cubic zirconia	7
#964	dark potion	1
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#200	decent brain	11
#148	decomposed boot	3
#396	decorative fountain	11
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#270	depantsing bomb	14
#908	designer handbag	2
#13	detective school application	1
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#22	didgeridooka	516
#172	disbelief suspenders	7
#1849	disco ball	1
#251	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
#238	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#242	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#344	discocktail	1
#127	distention pill	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#19	distressed denim pants	478
#297	dragon snaps	1
#51	dream of a dog	2
#206	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2
#99	drone self-destruct chip	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#32	dumb mud	12
#45	dusty barrel	71
#386	dusty bottle of Muscat	37
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#865	effervescent potion	2
#2833	eggnog	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#172	eldritch dough	1
#287	electrical thingamabob	15
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#75	elven hardtack	134
#112	elven magi-pack	39
#188	elven medi-pack	2
#60	elven squeeze	191
#124	enchantlers	1
#160	energy drink IV	29
#295	executive mime flask	1
#70	expensive champagne	1
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#67	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#303	fancy seashell necklace	16
#233	ferret bait	50
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#163	filthy poultice	55
#20	fire poi	323
#48	fireman's lunch	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#60	flask flops	27
#163	flask of mining oil	11
#259	flask of tainted mining oil	8
#665	flavored foot massage oil	11
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#196	foetid seal tear	27
#36	folder (D-Team)	1
#15	folder (Ex-Files)	1
#28	folder (Seawolf)	1
#21	folder (Yedi)	28
#43	folder (blue)	1
#31	folder (cyan)	1
#25	folder (heavy metal)	29
#4	folder (holographic fractal)	5
#47	folder (smiley face)	1
#21	folder (sports car)	27
#24	folder (sportsballs)	23
#27	fountain 'soda'	22
#181	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	2
#49	freshwater fishbone	42
#46	friendly cheez blob	25
#62	frigid derringer	37
#235	frigid mote	3
#428	frilly shirt	1
#123	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
#935	fudgecule	127
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#41	furniture dolly	88
#48	gallon of milk	1
#39	gauze garter	931
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#172	ghuol egg quiche	11
#261	ghuol guolash	37
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#160	giant candy cane	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#16	giant driftwood sculpture	29
#88	giant foam finger	63
#148	giant giant moth dust	1
#33	giant jar of protein powder	77
#214	giant penguin keychain	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#89	gingerbread robot	7
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#26	string of moist beads	18
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#2381	stuffed Meat	7
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#256	sucker hakama	1
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#16	tiny barrel	97
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#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
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#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
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#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
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#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#209	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	5
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#146	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	6
#3955	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3911	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#186	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	5
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3896	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2792	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2805	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6145	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2793	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#1362	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#3909	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#8098	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8222	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3861	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8129	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
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#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#8114	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#3996	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
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#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#8226	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
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#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
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#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
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#2400	toy crazy train	1
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#125	transporter transponder	12
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#48	untamable turtle	20
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#293	warbear battery	8
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#99	warbear bearserker mead	5
#194	warbear bearserker potion	4
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#103	warbear blizzard mead	5
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#21	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#165	warbear gyro	1
#122	warbear gyrocopter	8
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🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
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#32	warm gravy	1
#120	water pipe bomb	694
#126	whimpering willow bark	1
#355	white Canadian	8
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#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#206	white lightning	78
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#168	wind-up ensign	1
#44	witch's bread	3
#312	worn tophat	4
#219	worthless gewgaw	35
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#121	wreath of laurels	5
#270	wrench bracelet	13
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 22,954 items total!

what items are this player missing?