Museum :: Noskilz

Noskilz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#65	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#32	"DRINK ME" potion	1,781
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#34	"KICK ME" sign	84
#22	"meat" stick	331
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#80	1,970 carat gold	9
#49	1-ball	197
#45	1.21 jigawatts	4
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#32	100-Watt bulb	6
#42	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	443
#84	1952 Mickey Mantle card	61
#47	2-ball	201
#124	25-meat staff	1
#46	3-ball	203
#28	30669 scroll	317
#56	33398 scroll	514
#26	334 scroll	220
#24	37x37x37 puzzle cube	343
#52	4-ball	187
#103	4-d camera	2
#21	4-dimensional fez	15
#14	4-dimensional guitar	271
#31	4:20 bomb	15
#51	5-Alarm Saucepan	8
#42	5-ball	204
#38	5-hour acrimony	220
#53	6-ball	176
#133	64067 scroll	4
#32	668 scroll	75
#17	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	356
#54	7-ball	193
#25	7-inch discus	2
#77	8-ball	742
#13	8-billed baseball cap	15
#50	8-bit banana	6
#296	9-ball	3
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#18	A Light that Never Goes Out	19
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#275	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
#26	ASCII fu manchu	56
#82	ASCII shirt	32
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#38	Afternoon Delight	13
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
🥉	Agitated Turkey	163
#15	Aiolion	1
#15	Alewife™ Ale	439
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#141	Alice's Army Alchemist	6
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#147	Alice's Army Guard	5
#140	Alice's Army Halberder	6
#134	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#139	Alice's Army Ninja	6
#155	Alice's Army Nurse	5
#142	Alice's Army Page	5
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#135	Alice's Army Spearsman	6
#144	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#8	Amanitee	2
#13	Ambitious Turkey	1,015
#25	Amnesiac Ale	3
#21	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	8
#43	Amulet of Yendor	395
#34	Ancient Protector Soda	22
#22	Ancient Saucehelm	35
#52	Angelhair Culottes	13
#112	Angry Farmer candy	1,582
#111	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	13
#82	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#55	Argarggagarg's fang	18
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#11	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	17
#14	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	15
#15	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	16
#17	Artist's Spatula of Despair	12
#10	Artist's Whisk of Misery	18
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#33	Aura Libre	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#34	Aye Aye	3
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#33	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#82	BACON	794
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#36	BOOterfinger	11
#13	BOOtonniere	6
#55	BRAINS shorts	26
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#80	BRICKO brick	5,692
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#58	BRICKO eye brick	1,593
#5	BRICKO hat	40
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#8	BRICKO pants	20
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#85	BRICKO reactor	3
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#18	BRICKO sword	5
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#24	BROS Energy Drink	60
#53	BUBBLE GUM	6
#135	BURT	217
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#54	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	13
#51	Bangyomaman battle juice	13
#62	Barney's rake	5
#8	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	51
#29	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	147
#53	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	37
#150	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	18
#19	Barulio's bottle	55
#43	Bash-Ōs boxtop	17
#18	Bash-Ōs cereal	170
#30	Battlie Light Saver	86
#130	Beach Buck	20
#13	Beignet Milgranet	65
#96	Belt of Howling Anger	5
#42	Ben-Gal™ Balm	190
#16	Better Than Cuddling Cake	265
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#36	Big Punk	11
#272	Bit O' Ectoplasm	9
#22	Bit O' Quail Spleen	12
#14	BitterSweetTarts	1,136
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Bjorn's Hammer	9
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#31	Black Body™ spray	25
#45	Black Hole	2
#33	Black No. 2	738
#40	Blackfly Chardonnay	309
#39	Blatantly Canadian	338
#27	Bling of the New Wave	19
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#35	Blood Light	89
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#174	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#56	Bohemian rhapsody	16
#29	Boletus Broletus mushroom	4
#62	Bone's Farm "wine"	22
#33	Bonerdagon necklace	154
#23	Bonestabber	2
#106	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#64	Boozehounds Anonymous token	16
#16	Bordeaux Marteaux	21
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#5	Boris's key lime	146
#15	Boris's key lime pie	102
#90	Boris's ring	15
#21	Boss Bat bling	104
#70	Boss Bat britches	117
#40	Boss Drops	38
#74	Bowl of Scorpions	6
#44	Bowlet	3
#38	Bram's choker	5
#33	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	8
#7	Bright Water	33
#157	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	70
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#38	Bruno's blessing of Mars	12
#40	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#59	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	8
#44	Buttery Knob	2
🥈	Byte	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#207	C.H.U.M. chum	5
#37	C.H.U.M. knife	18
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#212	CRIMBCO scrip	1,870
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#17	CSA all-purpose soap	658
#22	CSA bravery badge	756
#20	CSA cheerfulness ration	785
#22	CSA discount card	829
#17	CSA fire-starting kit	934
#19	CSA obedience grenade	1,035
#18	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,009
#31	Caipiranha	3
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Camp Scout pup tent	1,111
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#14	Can-Can skirt	5
#39	Candicaine	6
#28	Candy Alexander	5
#13	Caramel	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#21	Cement Mixer	7
#14	Cerebral Cloche	13
#17	Cerebral Crossbow	16
#23	Cerebral Culottes	8
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#55	Charity's choker	5
#193	Cheer-Up soda	1
#95	Cherry Cloaca Cola	23
#25	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	9
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#17	Chinese curse words	45
#57	Choco-Mint patty	9
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#82	Clara's bell	4
#53	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
#24	Claybender glasses	33
#48	Climate Colada	1
#29	Cloaca Cola Polar	425
#226	Cloaca grenade	77
#223	Cloaca-Cola	185
#219	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	17
#20	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	163
#22	Cloaca-Cola helmet	168
#167	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	18
#21	Cloaca-Cola shield	170
#75	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	10
#86	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#23	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	114
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#31	Codpiece of the Goblin King	95
#33	Coinspiracy	777
#25	Colander of Em-er'il	27
#56	Cold Hots candy	945
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#56	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	16
#54	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	30
#103	Comet Pop	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#35	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	79
#32	Cookbook of the Damned	12
#15	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	101
#44	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	38
#103	Corpse Island iced tea	47
#57	Cosmic Calorie	1,278
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#75	Cracklin' Oat Bran	7
#39	Crazymaker	5
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#131	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	37
#338	Crimbo Credit	13
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#42	Crimbo candied pecan	944
#41	Crimbo fudge	958
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#39	Crimbo paste	7
#36	Crimbo peppermint bark	938
#142	Crimbo pie	23
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#213	Crimbonium fuel rod	8
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#210	Crimbot battery	3
#295	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7
#95	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#36	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	18
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#83	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	6
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#55	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#86	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#79	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	7
#49	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	13
#298	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#95	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#43	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	15
#260	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#252	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#74	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#83	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	6
#299	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7
#152	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#82	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#251	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	10
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#306	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#827	Crimbuck	982
#167	Crown of the Goblin King	115
#44	Cursed Punch	5
#63	D roll	192
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#57	Daffy Taffy	1,062
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#16	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	81
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#347	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#62	Diet Cloaca Cola	31
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#16	Disco 'Fro Pick	40
#43	Disco Banjo	12
#43	Disgeist	3
#122	Divine	9
#40	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	220
#8	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1,528
#24	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	14
#122	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	7
#14	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	244
#16	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	30
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#97	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#45	Dolphin King's crown	82
#158	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	71
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#40	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	94
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#24	Dramatic™ range	79
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#96	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	85
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#11	Dressage	1
#24	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	19
#60	Drowsy Sword	210
#25	Drunken Astrophysicist	7
#32	Drunken Neurologist	3
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#30	Dump Truck	8
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#17	Duskwalker fangs	42
#16	Duskwalker syringe	114
#56	Dweebisol™ inhaler	8
#160	Dyspepsi grenade	84
#75	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,132
#67	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	38
#111	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#95	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	21
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#74	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	23
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
#30	Eau de Guaneau	17
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#28	Effermint™ tablets	259
#33	El Sombrero De Lopez	36
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#61	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#42	El Vibrato power sphere	50
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	14
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	22
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	20
#33	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	19
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	9
#72	El Vibrato restraints	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	Elder Turtle Shell	28
#40	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	104
#138	Elfin shortbread	8
#35	Elizabeth's Dollie	4
#35	Elizabeth's paintbrush	9
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#55	Elmley shades	24
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#73	Elvish delight	7
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#46	Enchanted Flyswatter	11
#45	Enchanted Plunger	11
#263	Ent cider	37
#49	Event Horizon	2
#47	Everlasting Deckswabber	20
#29	Every Day is Like This Sundae	4
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#128	FDKOL commendation	5,993
#196	FDKOL hotcakes	22
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#63	Fantasma en la Máquina	90
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#36	Fauna Libre	3
#52	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	326
#53	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	29
#38	Fettris	1
#327	Feynman gate	34
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#41	Firewater	2
#53	Fitspiration™ poster	48
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#25	Flamin' Whatshisname	50
#8	Flaming Caipiranha	33
#38	Flaming Knob	4
#13	Flaming Mohobo	32
#22	Flaming Sazerorc	7
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#22	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,112
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#36	Flying Caipiranha	2
#30	Fog Murderer	11
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#17	Frankly Mr. Shank	4
#45	Frat Army FGF	185
#56	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
#70	Freddy Kruegerand	214
🥇	French slippers	1
#54	Friendliness Beverage	196
🥉	Friendly Turkey	131
#6	Frigid Northern Beans	41
#58	Frogade	14
#13	Fromage Pinotage	24
#28	Frost™ brand sword	7
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#214	Frosty's frosty mug	8
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#24	Fu Manchu Wax	60
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#25	Fun-Guy spore	28
#65	FunFunds™	65
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#20	GOTO	554
#22	Gaia beads	280
#34	Galapagosian Cuisses	16
#187	Game Grid ticket	18
#35	Game Grid token	875
#28	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	450
#35	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	16
#95	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	5
#68	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
#32	Gearhead Goo	37
#83	Genalen™ Bottle	58
#6	Gene Tonic: Beast	29
#7	Gene Tonic: Constellation	72
🥉	Gene Tonic: Construct	63
🥉	Gene Tonic: Demon	35
#6	Gene Tonic: Dude	46
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
🥈	Gene Tonic: Elf	129
#9	Gene Tonic: Fish	27
🥉	Gene Tonic: Goblin	37
#15	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
#9	Gene Tonic: Hobo	4
#5	Gene Tonic: Horror	13
🥉	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	72
🥉	Gene Tonic: Insect	19
#13	Gene Tonic: Orc	2
#5	Gene Tonic: Penguin	168
#13	Gene Tonic: Pirate	6
#10	Gene Tonic: Plant	8
#4	Gene Tonic: Slime	17
#5	Gene Tonic: Undead	22
#9	Gene Tonic: Weird	18
#39	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	47
#10	Ghost Dog Chow	708
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#57	Gin Mint	3
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#26	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	64
#25	Glenn's golden dice	5
#24	Glo-Pop	17
#41	Gnollish Crossdress	17
#52	Gnollish autoplunger	6
#28	Gnollish casserole dish	48
#31	Gnollish flyswatter	193
#18	Gnollish pie server	161
#57	Gnollish pie tin	225
#29	Gnollish plunger	183
#17	Gnollish slotted spoon	158
#33	Gnollish toolbox	275
#33	Gnomish toolbox	5
#17	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	26
#228	Go-Wassail	84
#24	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	69
#13	Golden Light	8
#31	Golden Mean	3
#51	Good 'n' Slimy	7
#314	Goodfella contract	115
#84	Gordon Bennett	10
#4	Gorillape	3
#69	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	7
#66	Grasshopper	1
#17	Grateful Undead T-shirt	28
#39	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	17
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#11	Greek fire	71
#21	Green Burlap	6
#893	Green Clover of Justice	2
#17	Green Giant	12
#35	Green Manalishi	156
#36	Green Muslin	2
#30	Green Velvet	3
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#8	Grim Brothers' story book	3
#41	Groll doll	74
#198	Gummi-DNA	5
#223	Gummi-Gnauga	13
#19	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	6
#17	Hairpiece On Fire	30
#9	Half a Purse	18
#19	Hand in Glove	4
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#70	Hatorade	6
#201	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	23
#35	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	76
#24	Haymaker	5
#50	Heimandatz's heart	20
#5	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	19
#44	Hell broth	13
#116	Hell ramen	65
#4	Hellfire Spicy Beans	42
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#24	Herring Daiquiri	5
#26	Herring Wallbanger	4
#18	Herringtini	7
#19	Hersey™ SMOOCH	15
#19	Highest Bitter	3
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#47	Hippy Army MPE	323
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#97	Hodgman's blanket	13
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#92	Hollandaise helmet	140
#15	Hot 'n' Scarys	48
#44	How to Avoid Scams	169
#13	How to Play Othello	84
#37	Humanitini	4
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#15	Hundred Headed IPA	26
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#50	Iceberglar scarf	17
#57	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	110
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#16	true grit	210
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#18	ultimate ultimate frisbee	100
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#31	unquiet spirits	74
#24	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1,257
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#18	unsanitized scalpel	17
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#23	vial of hamethyst juice	15
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#21	vial of hot blood	4
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#24	vial of porquoise juice	12
#26	vial of swamp vapors	56
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#53	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	715
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#51	vinyl shield	1
#44	violent pastilles	3
#21	viral DNA	141
#12	viscous lava globs	63
#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#57	vodka and cranberry	44
#27	vodka and tonic	48
#49	vodka gibson	5
#53	vodka martini	120
#51	vodka stratocaster	23
#388	volcanic ash	8
#56	voodoo glowskull	75
#173	voodoo snuff	9
#40	vorpal blade	379
#69	votive candle	5
#397	wad of cotton	7
#63	wad of dough	1,862
#8	wad of slimy rags	148
#32	wad of tofu	329
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#52	walrus-tusk earring	22
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#35	wand of pigification	33
#385	wang	3
#16	war tongs	280
#38	warbear accoutrements chunk	132
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#284	warbear battery	9
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#99	warbear drone assembler	6
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#47	warbear empathy chip	11
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#10	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#72	warbear helm fragment	85
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#78	warbear soda machine assembler	7
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#71	warbear trouser fragment	85
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#98	warbear whosit	2,302
#55	warehouse clerk's glasses	5
#43	warehouse walkie-talkie	11
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#18	warm fur	4
#12	warm mushroom	221
#16	warm war shawarma	3
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#33	water log	2
#58	water pipe bomb	1,715
#23	water purification pills	1,095
#59	water wings	35
#25	water wings for babies	4
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#10	water-polo mitt	11
#30	watered-down Red Minotaur	187
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#45	weathered barrel	166
#17	weedy skirt	1
#42	weegee sqouija	3
#7	weighted paperclip chain	29
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#38	weremoose spit	31
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
#31	wet stew	23
#16	wet venom duct	39
#19	whalebone corset	124
#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
#137	wheel	24
#21	whimpering willow bark	55
#38	whip kit	21
#55	whisker pencil	111
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#50	whiskey and soda	29
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#34	whiskey in a broken glass	87
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#88	white Canadian	51
#63	white Xanadian	10
#432	white balloon	6
#37	white blood cells	7
#50	white candy heart	1,190
#276	white candygram	1
#29	white chocolate and tomato pizza	195
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
#88	white chocolate chip cookies	88
#23	white chocolate chips	1,000
#41	white class ring	338
#37	white collar	82
#24	white earbuds	1
#22	white hat hacker T-shirt	58
#28	white lightning	1,432
#17	white mana	102
#28	white page	24
#79	white picket fence	42
#81	white pixel	960
#26	white rice	122
#19	white satin pants	539
#15	white satin shield	250
#20	white snake skin	865
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#22	white sword	543
#84	white tulip	4
#38	white whip	3
#66	white wine	2
#21	whole turkey leg	225
#56	wholeberd	2
#51	whoopie cushion	413
#22	wicker shield	347
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#25	willyweed	131
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#49	wind-up chattering teeth	449
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#216	wind-up meatcar	54
#48	wind-up navigation droid	8
#90	wind-up owl	4
#34	wind-up spider	12
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#50	windchimes	330
#107	wine spritzer	11
#89	wine-soaked bone chips	11
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#37	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,140
#18	witch hat	25
#7	witch wart	38
#72	witch's bread	1
#21	witch's brew	7
#49	witty rapier	231
#69	wizard action figure	1
#51	wok lobster	3
#90	wolf mask	623
#122	wolfman mask	68
#17	wonderwall shield	159
#10	wood screw	105
#27	wooden axe	83
#92	wooden block	34
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#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#17	wooden spoon	2
#37	wooden stakes	105
#15	wool hat	203
#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
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#30	world's smallest violin	69
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#43	worst candy	7
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#129	worthless knick-knack	123
#106	worthless trinket	106
#11	woven baling wire bracelets	32
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#98	wrench bracelet	35
#44	wrestling mask	9
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#92	wriggling worm	17
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#160	wumpus hair	13
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
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#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#35	wussiness potion	926
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#40	x-ray specs	440
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#13	yak anorak	93
#56	yak skin	67
#8	yak toupee	48
#69	yak whip	2
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#20	yakskin kilt	10
#16	yakskin pants	11
#13	yakskin skirt	11
#67	yam candy	4
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#71	yellow brick road	20
#54	yellow candy heart	1,467
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#78	yellow gummi ingot	406
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#53	yellow paisley oyster egg	35
#30	yellow pixel	782
#25	yellow pixel potion	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#104	yellow plastic oyster egg	39
#89	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	19
#56	yellow snowcone	418
#161	yellow striped oyster egg	14
#47	yeti fur	8,763
🥇	yield shield	1
#202	yo	44
#99	yo-yo	310
#36	yohohoyo	126
#90	your own black heart	3
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#65	yummy death watch beetle	32
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#32	zmobie	53
#30	zombie	22
#18	zombie accordion	1
#44	zombie hollandaise	58
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#110	zombie pineal gland	31

Wow, that's 848,967 items total!

what items are this player missing?