Museum :: Zermoid

Zermoid

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#215	Atomic Pop	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2335	Crimbuck	12
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#342	Frat Army FGF	5
#247	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#393	Hippy Army MPE	7
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#298	Lockenstock™ sandals	7
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#50	M-242	329
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#400	Manetwich	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#155	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#430	PADL Phone	8
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#449	Ram's Face Lager	39
#369	Red Pill	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#2860	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#774	amulet of extreme plot significance	9
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#79	anemone sauce	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#654	asbestos ore	7
#884	asparagus knife	2
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1009	ball	5
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#577	beer bomb	16
#320	beer bong	6
#88	beer cartilage	5
#254	beer goggles	1
#483	beer helmet	4
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#497	big red clown nose	10
#474	big rock	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
#377	bird rib	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#119	black cherry soda	6
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#1054	box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#183	breakfast mess	2
#2708	brick	1
#336	brick of sand	3
#748	briefcase	1
#623	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#160	brown pixel	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#470	bullet-proof corduroys	3
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#228	bus pass	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#669	candied bolts	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#666	candied nuts	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#856	candy brain	1
#4136	candy cane	2
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#2397	candy stake	3
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#508	cardboard ore	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#98	chaos popcorn	2
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#494	chunk of depleted Grimacite	20
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#389	corn holder	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1520	dill	2
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#449	distressed denim pants	3
#1520	disturbing fanfic	5
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#113	dolphin whistle	2
#234	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#850	dry noodles	10
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#775	dusty bottle of Merlot	6
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#833	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	4
#614	dusty bottle of Port	13
#580	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	13
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#106	elderly jawbreaker	1
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#209	elven medi-pack	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#83	essential soy	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
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#787	superheated fudge	1
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#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
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#178	sword hilt	1
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#126	tequila sunset	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#282	that gum you like	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#1441	throwing wrench	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#1000	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#266	tiny slimy cyst	1
#502	tires	10
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#690	toast	1,167
#545	tofu casserole	1
#106	tofu stir-fry	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
#1136	tomato	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#319	tomb ratchet	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#239	tonic water	1
#394	toothbrush	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#477	tortoise's blessing	3
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#517	toy soldier	3
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#1429	tree-eating kite	12
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#468	tube of dread wax	3
#295	turtle totem	162
#491	twinkly nuggets	2
#1649	twitching claw	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#129	underwater slingshot	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#2305	unstable DNA	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#246	unused walkie-talkie	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#629	valuable trinket	114
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#1488	vinegar	3
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#465	vodka martini	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#1098	wad of dough	1
#695	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#406	war tongs	2
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#284	warbear accoutrements chunk	7
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#435	warbear battery	2
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#281	warbear helm fragment	7
#9	warbear long johns	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#309	warbear trouser fragment	3
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#633	warbear whosit	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#593	water pipe bomb	26
#174	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#957	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#827	white lightning	4
#803	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#430	white snake skin	20
#853	white sword	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#461	windchimes	10
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#342	wool hat	4
#553	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#78	yak skin	29
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#624	yeti fur	112
#752	yo	11
#953	yo-yo	21
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 6,211 items total!

what items are this player missing?