Museum :: Doctor Nick

Doctor Nick

Rank	Item	Quantity
#325	"DRINK ME" potion	41
#344	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#460	1-ball	10
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#587	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
#299	2-ball	16
#123	25-meat staff	1
#304	3-ball	17
#396	30669 scroll	20
#143	33398 scroll	160
#932	334 scroll	1
#379	4-ball	12
#139	4-d camera	1
#206	4-dimensional guitar	9
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#438	5-ball	10
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#483	6-ball	9
#133	64067 scroll	4
#394	668 scroll	1
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#376	7-ball	13
#25	7-inch discus	2
#379	8-ball	71
#295	9-ball	3
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#247	ASCII shirt	8
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#177	Alewife™ Ale	6
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#232	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#170	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#229	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#216	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#207	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#205	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1966	Angry Farmer candy	2
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#103	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#62	Argarggagarg's fang	17
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#236	BGE merchandise order form	18
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#508	BGE shotglass	17
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#53	BRICKO bulwark	3
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO egg	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#632	BURT	1
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#381	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#617	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#496	Blood Light	3
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#187	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#485	Bonerdagon necklace	24
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#626	Boss Bat britches	24
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#163	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#554	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#284	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#290	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#203	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1046	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#1153	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1172	Crimbo fudge	3
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1173	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#321	Crimbo pie	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2765	Crimbuck	7
#1118	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#331	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#478	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1104	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	8
#48	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	15
#228	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#653	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#690	Ent cider	6
#66	Event Horizon	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#58	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#179	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#287	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#593	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#677	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#995	Go-Wassail	2
#65	Golden Mean	1
#101	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#846	Goodfella contract	4
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#64	Green Burlap	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#34	Haymaker	2
#225	Heimandatz's heart	7
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#51	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#410	Hollandaise helmet	2
#75	Humanitini	1
#38	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1870	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#167	Iron Beta of Industry	60
#720	Jack-in-the-box	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#461	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#74	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	4
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#891	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1209	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#227	Knob Goblin harem pants	20
#240	Knob Goblin harem veil	18
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#944	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#458	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#779	Knob Goblin pants	4
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#462	Knob Goblin scimitar	16
#827	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#943	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#962	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#745	Knob Goblin visor	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#570	Knob sausage	2
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#394	Knoll mushroom	24
#114	Knoll shroomkabob	14
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#97	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#102	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	13
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#99	Lederhosen of the Night	13
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#146	Lobster qua Grill	1
#524	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#55	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#571	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	48
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#882	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#1501	Mad Train wine	4
#252	Mae West	2
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#78	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#517	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#102	Mer-kin hookspear	5
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
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Wow, that's 30,207 items total!

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