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Magister30

Rank	Item	Quantity
#97	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#154	"DRINK ME" potion	247
#104	"KICK ME" sign	2
#54	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	13
#12	"caramel" orange	184
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#97	"meat" stick	2
#78	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	18
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#47	1-ball	226
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#14	11-leaf clover	1,239
#38	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	461
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#46	2-ball	208
#38	20-lb can of rice and beans	4
#78	25-meat staff	2
#45	3-ball	204
#19	30669 scroll	471
#46	33398 scroll	685
#17	334 scroll	297
#172	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
#45	4-ball	215
#78	4-d camera	4
#19	4-dimensional fez	17
#19	4-dimensional guitar	238
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#8	5-Alarm Saucepan	52
#37	5-ball	227
#90	5-hour acrimony	5
#45	6-ball	211
#18	64067 scroll	67
#30	668 scroll	86
#22	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	219
#47	7-ball	221
#20	7-inch discus	3
#60	8-ball	1,042
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#16	8-bit banana	55
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#95	ASCII fu manchu	2
#62	ASCII shirt	46
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#28	Adventurer bobblehead	6
#17	Aerheads	9
#60	Affirmation Cookie	2
#19	Afternoon Delight	90
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#25	Agitated Turkey	7
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#47	Alewife™ Ale	84
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#51	Ambitious Turkey	22
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#103	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#121	Angry Farmer candy	1,412
#176	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#70	Atomic Pop	14
#23	Aura Libre	8
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#49	AutumnFest ale	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#22	Aye Aye	6
#26	Aye Aye, Captain	4
#30	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5
#96	BACON	321
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#51	BGE merchandise order form	63
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#43	BOOterfinger	9
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#270	BRAINS shorts	3
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#227	BRICKO brick	627
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#20	BRICKO elephant	3
#314	BRICKO eye brick	24
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#21	BRICKO python	2
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#17	BURT	956
#20	Baja sopapilla	13
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#13	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	21
#11	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	257
#10	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	125
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#9	Barulio's bottle	100
#187	Bash-Ōs boxtop	6
#57	Bash-Ōs cereal	16
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#7	Battlie Light Saver	388
#48	Beignet Milgranet	6
#41	Belt of Howling Anger	11
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#23	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,291
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#50	Bettie page	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#66	Big Punk	4
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#62	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#7	Bjorn's Hammer	51
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#27	Black Body™ spray	27
#24	Black Hole	7
#31	Black No. 2	818
#120	Blackfly Chardonnay	65
#104	Blatantly Canadian	55
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#344	Blood Light	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#36	Bloody Nora	3
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#86	Bohemian rhapsody	8
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#572	Bonerdagon necklace	20
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#79	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
#78	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#45	Boozehounds Anonymous token	25
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#37	Boris's key lime pie	44
#103	Boris's ring	13
#10	Boss Bat bling	184
#33	Boss Bat britches	166
#30	Boss Drops	94
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#54	Bowl of Scorpions	12
#75	Bowlet	1
#17	Bram's choker	14
#39	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5
#60	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	24
#68	Bright Water	1
#282	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	29
#22	Bruno's blessing of Mars	24
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#32	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	18
#36	Bustle Hustler	4
#24	Buttery Knob	5
#62	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	9
#128	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#32	C.H.U.M. knife	20
#32	C.H.U.M. lantern	4
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	7
#44	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	9
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	10
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	10
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	10
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#116	CRIMBCOIDS mints	18
#135	CRIMBCOLOAF	16
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#177	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
#225	CSA discount card	1
#94	CSA obedience grenade	96
#102	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	77
#22	Caipiranha	8
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#158	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#36	Candicaine	7
#27	Candy Alexander	6
#18	Cantelope	1
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#30	Centauri fish wine	3
#33	Cerebral Cloche	6
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#22	Chakra Libre	6
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#16	Ched	1
#87	Cheer-Up soda	9
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#17	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#37	Chinese curse words	9
#73	Choco-Mint patty	3
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#133	Chroner	702
#14	Chroner cross	1
#15	Churchill	8
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#23	Citrus Crush wine cooler	14
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#5	Claybender glasses	142
#24	Climate Colada	2
#26	Cloaca Cola Polar	528
#854	Cloaca grenade	12
#647	Cloaca-Cola	42
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#71	Cloak of Dire Shadows	6
#40	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	56
#16	Cobra Bowl	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#34	Codpiece of the Goblin King	91
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#526	Cold Hots candy	9
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#24	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	43
#78	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	20
#35	Comet Drop	4
#103	Comet Pop	1
#31	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	98
#32	Cookbook of the Damned	12
🥉	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	203
#49	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	36
#34	Corpse Island iced tea	104
#34	Crazymaker	8
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1215	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#338	Crimbo Credit	13
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#10	Crimbo Factory surprise box	155
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#168	Crimbo candied pecan	115
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#29	Crimbo crystal shards	14
#109	Crimbo dinner	3
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#179	Crimbo fudge	114
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#167	Crimbo peppermint bark	114
#21	Crimbo pie	465
#26	Crimbo salad	17
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#47	Crimbonium fuel rod	91
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#31	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	3
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
#30	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	3
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	13
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#80	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	7
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#74	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	8
#56	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	11
#83	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	6
#58	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	9
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#56	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	10
#73	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#79	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	7
#102	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
#219	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	14
#50	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#89	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	6
#248	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
#283	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#65	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	7
#68	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	8
#268	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
#56	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	9
#114	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#112	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	15
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
#251	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	10
#163	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	8
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#2209	Crimbuck	20
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#41	Crown of the Goblin King	340
#38	Cursed Punch	6
#17	Cycloney	1
#36	D roll	262
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#81	DUFRESNE Suds	110
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#410	Daffy Taffy	81
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#26	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	32
#27	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	22
#18	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	4
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#10	Disco Banjo	43
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#25	Divine	95
#110	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	61
#165	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	79
#16	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	52
#122	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	7
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#46	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#22	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
#11	Dogsgotnonoz pills	53
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#40	Dolphin King's crown	92
#322	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	27
#17	Doublepunchplanter	8
#27	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	137
#28	Drac & Tan	8
#32	Dramatic™ range	56
#118	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	59
🥉	Drip Institute petri dish	30
#5	Driplet	101
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#14	Drowsy Sword	413
#13	Drunk Uncles holo-record	3
#27	Drunken Astrophysicist	6
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#58	Dump Truck	2
#5	Duskwalker fangs	126
#5	Duskwalker syringe	381
#72	Dust bunny	41
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#40	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,912
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#29	Earth, Wind and Firewater	7
#4	Eau de Guaneau	121
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#43	Effermint™ tablets	150
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#15	El Vibrato power sphere	136
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#45	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	16
#32	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	14
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#11	Electric Punch	5
#24	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	210
#175	Elfin shortbread	6
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#22	Elmley shades	67
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#6	Engorged Sausages and You	3
#302	Ent cider	28
#24	Event Horizon	8
#86	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#25	Extra-slimy Slimosa	4
#745	FDKOL commendation	15
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#36	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#155	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#23	Fauna Libre	7
#14	Feliz Navidad	7
#86	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	174
#18	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	148
#8	Fettris	13
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#21	Firewater	6
#22	Five Second Energy™	5
#24	Flamin' Whatshisname	52
#28	Flaming Caipiranha	8
#33	Flaming Knob	5
#38	Flaming Mohobo	6
#26	Flaming Sazerorc	6
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#121	Flaskfull of Hollow	2
#22	Flying Caipiranha	4
#40	Fog Murderer	10
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#15	Frat Army FGF	886
#41	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	12
#22	French bronilla brogurt	4
🥇	French slippers	1
#36	Friendliness Beverage	252
#20	Friendly Turkey	7
#37	Frigid Northern Beans	6
#65	Frogade	11
#43	Fromage Pinotage	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#24	Frown Exerciser	2
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#21	Fuzzy Tentacle	8
#76	GOTO	15
#8	Gabarbar	15
#6	Gaia beads	749
#66	Galapagosian Cuisses	12
#80	Game Grid ticket	243
#134	Game Grid token	23
#64	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	97
#64	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	12
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#30	Genalen™ Bottle	236
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	3
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#56	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#32	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	4
#57	Gin Mint	3
#35	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	50
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#10	Gnollish casserole dish	730
#23	Gnollish flyswatter	359
#16	Gnollish pie server	250
#39	Gnollish pie tin	529
#20	Gnollish plunger	602
#40	Gnollish sangria	2
#12	Gnollish slotted spoon	356
#17	Gnollish toolbox	921
#25	Gnomish sagngria	4
#38	Gnomish toolbox	4
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#229	Go-Wassail	84
#69	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	5
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#38	Golden Light	2
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#903	white balloon	1
#20	white belt	4
#53	white blood cells	2
#470	white candy heart	38
#276	white candygram	1
#44	white chocolate and tomato pizza	85
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#41	white chocolate chip cookies	308
#14	white chocolate chips	2,256
#14	white class ring	872
#91	white collar	23
#23	white earbuds	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#14	white hat hacker T-shirt	80
#23	white lightning	1,798
#23	white money bag	20
#8	white page	123
#33	white picket fence	86
#83	white pixel	905
#8	white rice	594
#12	white satin pants	874
#8	white satin shield	475
#9	white snake skin	1,863
#39	white snakeskin duster	4
#16	white sword	983
#24	white tulip	29
#38	white whip	3
#43	white wine	6
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#75	whole turkey leg	7
#45	wholeberd	3
#1664	whoopie cushion	3
#5	wicker shield	1,291
#5	wicker sticker	2
#33	wiffle-flail	3
#37	wild honey pie	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#187	willyweed	1
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#1869	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#132	wind-up ensign	2
#137	wind-up meatcar	83
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#107	wind-up owl	3
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#99	windchimes	136
#38	windicle	1
#75	wine spritzer	17
#115	wine-soaked bone chips	9
#47	wings of fire	2
#63	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	796
#291	witch hat	3
#14	witch wart	14
#8	witch's bread	15
#16	witch's brew	9
#66	witty rapier	135
#33	woim	1
#17	woimbook	2
#43	wok lobster	4
#130	wolf mask	356
#207	wolfman mask	38
#16	wonderwall shield	162
#70	wood screw	2
#122	wooden axe	8
#743	wooden block	3
#105	wooden figurine	5
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#22	wooden spoon	1
#134	wooden stakes	24
#10	wool hat	374
#34	woolen cravat	2
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#18	world's smallest violin	136
#31	worn tophat	215
#180	worthless gewgaw	53
#118	worthless knick-knack	149
#283	worthless trinket	16
#8	woven baling wire bracelets	38
#38	wreath of laurels	14
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#24	wrench bracelet	99
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#41	wumpus hair	43
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#25	wussiness potion	1,328
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#83	yak anorak	4
#221	yak skin	4
#37	yak toupee	3
#59	yak whip	3
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#33	yakskin kilt	3
#41	yakskin pants	3
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#67	yam candy	4
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#34	yellow brick road	64
#203	yellow candy heart	254
#399	yellow candygram	1
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#124	yellow gummi ingot	276
#28	yellow matter custard	6
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#41	yellow pixel	144
#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#146	yellow plastic oyster egg	31
#58	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	30
#63	yellow seashell	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#106	yellow striped oyster egg	19
#150	yeti fur	2,028
#1584	yo	3
#1655	yo-yo	5
#70	yohohoyo	52
#104	your own black heart	1
#35	yule gruel	528
#59	yule hatchet	10
#102	yule pup	1
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#47	zmobie	26
#53	zombie	3
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 1,911,311 items total!

what items are this player missing?