In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 3,461 short.
- Franken Stein
- "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
- "Humorous" T-shirt
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- 'Villa' document
- 1 Meat
- 17-ball
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer's Kit
- Agent Mauve
- Aiolion
- Alice's Army Foil Coward
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Martyr
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army booster box
- All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
- Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Annual Ascot
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- Ass-Stompers of Violence
- Azurite
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO cathedral
- Bag o' Tricks
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Barney's rake
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Batfellow comic
- Beach Buck
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Beefy Crunch Pastaco
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bicycle
- Big Candy's tophat
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- Black Bart's Booty
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Bluzzard
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Bonestabber
- Boosty Juice
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Boxing Day Pass
- Boxing Day care package
- Brain Food Pastaco
- Brand of Violence
- Brandonian footlocker key
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Brimstone Beret
- Brimstone Bludgeon
- Brimstone Boxers
- Brimstone Bracelet
- Brimstone Brooch
- Brimstone Bunker
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Buddy Bjorn
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Buttery Boy
- Byte
- C.B.F.G.
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
- CSA fire-starting kit
- Calzone of Legend
- Camp Scout backpack
- Can of Spaghetto
- Caramel
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Carpathian longsword
- Carpricorn
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Caveman Dan's favorite rock
- Celsius 233
- Celsius 233 (singed)
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charity's choker
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Cheshire Bitten
- Chester's bag of candy
- Chester's cutoffs
- Chester's muscle shirt
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Christmas ham
- Chroner trigger
- Chubby and Plump bar
- Cincho de Mayo
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge invitation
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Clara's bell
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Coilyâ„¢
- Coinspiracy
- Cold Fang
- Cold One
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara
- Convincing People You Can See The Future
- Cool Brunch Pastaco
- Cornbeefadon
- Cosmic Calorie
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covers-Your-Head
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Covert Ops for Kids (used)
- Cracklin' Oat Bran
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo smile
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
- Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
- Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
- Crimbough
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crown of Thrones
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- Daisy's unclean bloomers
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey Whinskey
- Dinsey face paint
- Dinsey food-cone
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey's brain
- Dinsey's glove
- Dinsey's oculus
- Dinsey's pants
- Dinsey's pizza cutter
- Dinsey's radar dish
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Limbering Wine
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dragonscale breastplate
- Drapes-You-Regally
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
- Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian grimlet
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian seed pod
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
- Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
- Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
- Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
- Dreadsylvanian stew
- Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
- Dressage
- Drip harness
- Dripwood slab
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's cape
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's silky pants
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Duke Vampire's regal cloak
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler
- Easter eggnog
- Easter grasshopper
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Egnaro berry
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato drone
- El Vibrato energy spear
- El Vibrato helmet
- El Vibrato leg guards
- El Vibrato restraints
- El Vibrato translator
- Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
- Eldritch snap
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Ellsbury's journal (used)
- Elvish sunglasses
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- En Una Fila Tequila
- Energy Buzz Pastaco
- Essence of Annoyance
- Essence of Bear
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
- FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
- FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
- FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- FantasyRealm key
- FantasyRealm mead
- FantasyRealm membership packet
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- FantasyRealm turkey leg
- Faux
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Fitspirationâ„¢ poster
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flan
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Folder Holder
- Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Freddy Kruegerand
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- Frosty's arm
- Frosty's carrot
- Frosty's iceball
- Frosty's nailbat
- Frosty's snowball sack
- Fun-Guy spore
- FunFundsâ„¢
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- Game Grid valued membership card
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- Garland of Greatness
- Gathered Meat-Clip
- Gazelleton
- General Assembly Module
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Ghosprey
- Ghost Dog Chow
- Giant black monolith
- Ginsuâ„¢
- Girdle of Hatred
- Glamare
- Glenn's golden dice
- Glo-Pop
- Globmule
- Glum berry
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Gorillape
- Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's headband
- Great Wolf's left paw
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Greatest American Pants
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grim Brothers' story book
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Groll doll
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-Memory
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HOA zombie eyes
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Hell and How I Bent It
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
- Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH
- Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hodgman's almanac
- Hodgman's bow tie
- Hodgman's cane
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's garbage sticker
- Hodgman's harmonica
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
- Hodgman's lucky sock
- Hodgman's metal detector
- Hodgman's porkpie hat
- Hodgman's varcolac paw
- Hodgman's whackin' stick
- Holiday Fun!
- Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
- Holiday Multitasking
- Holiday Multitasking (used)
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Horsery contract
- Hot 'n' Scarys
- Hot Socks
- How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
- How to Tolerate Jerks
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Huggler Radio
- Ice-Cold Beer Ring
- Iceberglar scarf
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
- Irish eggnog
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jamaican coffee
- Jamocha berry
- January's Garbage Tote
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jokester makeup
- Juju Mojo Mask
- June cleaver
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior Adventurer's merit badge
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Jurassic Parka
- Keese berry
- Kelflar vest
- Knob Goblin Mutagen
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- KoLHS Pep Squad Box
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Krampus Horn
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Kudzu salad
- Kudzu slaw
- LARP carp
- LARP membership card
- LCD game: Burger Belt
- LCD game: Food Eater
- LCD game: Garbage River
- LED candle
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LIDAR candle
- LOLmec statuette
- LOV Echinacea Bouquet
- LOV Elephant
- LOV Emotionizer
- LOV Enamorang
- LOV Entrance Pass
- LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- LWA ring
- Lapis Lazuli
- Lava Miner's Daughter
- LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing
- Lavalos's shell
- Law of Averages
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Leapin' Trousers
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Lemonade-235
- Lens of Hatred
- Lens of Violence
- Leonard's glasses
- Lepardner
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
- Liam's mail
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License To Kill
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Little Crimson Book
- Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lolsipop
- Lord Flameface's cloak
- Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
- Lucky Lindy
- Ludovico Pastaco
- Lump-Stacking for Beginners
- LyleCo Contractor's Manual
- LyleCo premium magnifying glass
- LyleCo premium monocle
- LyleCo premium pickaxe
- LyleCo premium rope
- MAHI fez
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mansquito Serum
- Mansquito's blood
- Manual of Numberology
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Map to Kokomo
- March hat
- Marltini
- Martialest Arts trophy
- Marvelous Unitard
- Master Thief's utility belt
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo
- Mayodiol
- Mayoflex
- Mayonex
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's khakis
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- Mayor Ghost's scissors
- Mayor Ghost's toupee
- Mayostat
- Mayozapine
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meat-inflating powder
- Meatcleaver
- Mechamelion
- Medical Pastaco
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Memory Disk, Alpha
- Mer-kin dodgeball
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin facecowl
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Mer-kin headguard
- Mer-kin lunchbox
- Mer-kin rocksalt
- Mer-kin saltmint
- Mer-kin switchblade
- Mer-kin waistrope
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Meteoid ice beam
- Microplushie: Bropane
- Microplushie: Dorkonide
- Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
- Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
- Microplushie: Gothochondria
- Microplushie: Hippylase
- Microplushie: Hipsterine
- Microplushie: Hobomosome
- Microplushie: Otakulone
- Microplushie: Raverdrine
- Microplushie: Sororitrate
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Miss Graves' vermouth
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Monster Manuel
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- Morphan
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Burnsger
- Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Screege's spectacles
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Ms. Accessory
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Murgatroyd diode
- Mustardigrade
- My First Art of War
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mysterious Black Box
- Mysterious Blue Box
- Mysterious Green Box
- Mysterious Red Box
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- Nadsat berry
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party favor
- Neverending Party guest pass
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Nightmare Fuel
- No Hats as Art
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Nursine
- Official Council Aide Pin
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Ol' Scratch's ash can
- Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
- Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
- Ol' Scratch's stove door
- Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
- Oopsie IPA
- Operation Patriot Shield
- Oppossum
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Order of the Silver Wossname
- Oscus's dumpster waders
- Oscus's flypaper pants
- Oscus's garbage can lid
- Oscus's neverending soda
- Oscus's pelt
- Osk'r Chow
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Pack of Every Card
- Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Pastaco shell
- Peaclock
- Pecos Dave's sixgun
- Peek-a-Boo!
- Pener's drumstick
- Peppermint Pip Packet
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phonus Balonus
- Pigsticker of Violence
- Pillowbug
- Pimpsqueak
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pocket Square of Loathing
- Poké-Gro fertilizer
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Pop Art: a Guide
- Potion of Heroism
- Powerful Glove
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Prunets
- Psycho From The Heat
- Puffstone cigar
- Punching Potion
- Purple Beast energy drink
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- Rümpelstiltz
- ROM of Optimality
- Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Ralph IX cognac
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Army camouflage kit
- Red Fox glove
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Riker's Search History
- Rock Garden Guide
- Rogue Windmill Rouge
- Roman Candelabra
- Royal scepter
- Rubeeâ„¢
- Ruffalo
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- S.S. Ticket
- SMOOCH bottlecap
- SMOOCH bracers
- SMOOCH breastplate
- SMOOCH codpiece
- SMOOCH coffee cup
- SMOOCH kneepads
- SMOOCH soda
- SMOOCH spaulders
- STYX deodorant body spray
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Sasqâ„¢ watch
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Scepter of Loathing
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Science Notebook
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Sequestrian
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shantixâ„¢
- Shielding Potion
- Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- Shrubble Bubble
- Shudder
- Silly Little Love Song
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Skipper's accordion
- Skully's hot chocolate
- Sledgehamster
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Slotter
- Small Medium
- Smart Bone Dust
- Smashmoth
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Snarf berry
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snoutlet
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source essence
- Source shades
- Source terminal
- Source terminal ASHRAM chip
- Source terminal CRAM chip
- Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
- Source terminal DRAM chip
- Source terminal GRAM chip
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- Source terminal PRAM chip
- Source terminal SCRAM chip
- Source terminal SPAM chip
- Source terminal TRAM chip
- Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: cram.ext
- Source terminal file: critical.enh
- Source terminal file: damage.enh
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
- Source terminal file: familiar.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal file: portscan.edu
- Source terminal file: pram.ext
- Source terminal file: protect.enq
- Source terminal file: spam.ext
- Source terminal file: stats.enq
- Source terminal file: substats.enh
- Source terminal file: tram.ext
- Source terminal file: turbo.edu
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Baby bawbaw
- Space Baby children's book
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate Research
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spant eggs
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Spechunky bar
- Special Seasoning
- Spelunker of Fortune
- Spelunker of Fortune (used)
- Spelunker's Guild prize sack
- Spelunker's fedora
- Spelunker's khakis
- Spelunker's whip
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spirit of Easter
- Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
- Spirit of Thanksgiving
- Spirit of Veteran's Day
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spookyraven signet
- Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- Squib
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of Queso Escusado
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Deepest Freeze
- Staff of the Grand Flambé
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star of Bravery
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
- Steamboat
- Stembridge sidearm
- Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
- Stick-Knife of Loathing
- Stooper
- Straypler
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Superhero Reboots
- Swedish coffee
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
- Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
- Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
- Take Eleven Bar
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales of Dread
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
- Tapioc berry
- Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
- Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Thanksgiving ration
- That 70s Cologne
- The Author's ink
- The Author's inkwell
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Emperor's dry cleaning
- The Emperor's new cookie
- The Emperor's new hat
- The Emperor's new pants
- The Emperor's new shirt
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Firegate Tapes
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
- The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Jokester's gun
- The Jokester's pants
- The Jokester's wig
- The Joy of Wassailing (used)
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Mad Liquor
- The Necbromancer's Hat
- The Necbromancer's Shorts
- The Necbromancer's Stein
- The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
- The Necbronomicon (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
- The Nuge's favorite crossbow
- The One Mood Ring
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Sagittarian's leisure pants
- The Six-Pack of Pain
- The Smith's Tome
- The Superconductor's CPU
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Western Look
- They liver
- They liver popsicle
- They'll Love You In Rhinestones
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Third Eye
- Thor's Pliers
- Three Mile Island shorts
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold bug statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Time Bandit Badge of Courage
- Time Cape
- Time Cloak
- Time Juice
- Time-Spinner
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trafikoan
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot tubing
- Trash, a Memoir
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Tremella Tarantella mushroom
- Trout Fishing in Loathing
- Truthsayer
- Turpin
- Turtive
- Ultimate Mind Destroyer
- Ultra Mega Sour Ball
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Buck
- Uncle Crimbo's hat
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Unfortunato's foolscap
- Ungulant
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
- Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
- Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
- Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
- Unmotivator: Success Warrior
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Unspeakachu
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- V for Vivala mask
- VYKEA blood rune
- VYKEA bracket
- VYKEA dowel
- VYKEA frenzy rune
- VYKEA hex key
- VYKEA instructions
- VYKEA lightning rune
- VYKEA meatballs
- VYKEA plank
- VYKEA rail
- VYKEA woadpaint
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vamprey
- Vaporpoise
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Victor's Spoils
- Volcoino
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Vulgure
- Waifuton
- Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
- Wal-Mart gift certificate
- Wal-Mart nametag
- Wal-Mart overalls
- Wal-Mart snowglobe
- Wal-Mart tattoo kit
- Wand of Oscus
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
- Wendtigo
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Whenchamacallit bar
- White Dragon Fang
- Witchess Set
- Wrotz
- Wullabye
- X-32-F snowman crate
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xiblaxian 5D printer
- Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- Xiblaxian residence-cube
- Xiblaxian space-whiskey
- Xiblaxian stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian stealth vest
- Xiblaxian ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yoloâ„¢ chocolates
- Yorick
- Zombo's shield
- Zombo's shoulder blade
- Zombo's skull ring
- Zombo's skullcap
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a cute angel
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- adventurer clone egg
- aerosolized aerogel
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- airplane tattoo
- alien animal milk
- alien plant fibers
- alien plant pod
- alien plant sample
- alien rock sample
- alien source code printout (used)
- alien toenails
- alien zoological sample
- alpine watercolor set
- anchor bomb
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient meat
- ancient redwood
- angry agate
- anniversary gift box
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- antique tacklebox
- arcanoferric housing
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- asteroid belt
- astral badger
- astronaut ice-cream
- augmented El Vibrato drone
- august scepter
- automa-bot parts
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn leaf
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby oil shooter
- baby rigging snake
- backup camera
- backwoods banjo
- bacon bath ball
- baconstone-handled sixgun
- bacteria bisque
- bad penguin egg
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of airline peanuts
- bag of foreign bribes
- bag of sausage links
- bag of unfinished business
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- bagged stuffed "L"
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- bakelite backpack
- bakelite bits
- bakelite bowl
- balsam barrel
- banana candle
- banana split
- baneful bandolier
- bar of freeze-dried water
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barnacled barrel
- barrelhead
- basaltamander buckler
- basking robin
- bat wings
- battered old top-hat
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- battoo kit
- bauxite beret
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- beet
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- bejazzled eyepatch
- belt of Ogrekind
- best joke ever
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- big tun
- biker's hat
- bindle of joy
- biomechanical crimborg helmet
- biomechanical crimborg leg armor
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- black candy heart
- black candygram
- black gallstone
- black slime glob
- blank white card
- blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
- blood kiwi
- blood sausage
- bloody kiwitini
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- blue glowstick
- blue mana
- blue plate
- blue pumps
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue traffic cone
- blueberry muffin
- blueberry-frosted king cake
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- body spradium
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boiling broth
- boiling hot cocoa
- bolder boulder
- bomb of unknown origin
- bone broth
- bone flour
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- boot plant
- booze bindle
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled green pixie
- bottoms of the barrel
- bow
- bow staff
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of petunias
- bowl of prescription candy
- bowler
- box o' ghosts
- box of Gratitude chocolates
- box of bear arms
- box of hickory chips
- box of sunshine
- boxcar turtle
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxing-glove-in-a-box
- brain preservation fluid
- bran muffin
- brass Dreadsylvanian flask
- brass bung spigot
- brass turkey knuckles
- bread roll
- briefcase full of sprinkles
- broken El Vibrato drone
- broken chocolate pocketwatch
- brown pirate pants
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- buffalo dime
- bug juice
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bullet necklace
- bundle of firewood
- burglar/sleep mask
- burnt snowpants
- burnt stick
- calle de miel with a fly in it
- calm attention-deficit demon
- camouflage T-shirt
- campfire baked potato
- campfire beans
- campfire coffee
- campfire hot dog
- campfire s'more
- campfire smoke
- campfire stew
- can of Minions-Be-Gone
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of V-11
- can of cherry-flavored sterno
- can of drain cleaner
- can opener
- candied beef and cabbage
- candied lime
- candy cane sword cane
- candy cornucopia
- candy dog collar
- candy egg deviler
- candy mailing list
- candy rations
- cane-mail pants
- cane-mail shirt
- cannonbomb
- canteen of eggnog
- canteen of jungle juice
- cap gun
- capped blue lava bottle
- capped green lava bottle
- capped red lava bottle
- captured boozles
- carbonite visor
- card sleeve
- carrot cake precipice bar
- carrot-on-a-stick
- carton of gaspers
- cat o' nine teeth
- caustic slime nodule
- cement shoes
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chalk chunks
- chamoisole
- cheap sunglasses
- cheap toaster
- cheer extractor
- cherry bomb
- chest barrel
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chewable paper
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- child-sized dracula cloak
- chili powder cutlass
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chocolate "Phoenix"
- chocolate Ogre Chieftain
- chocolate Spider Queen
- chocolate bath ball
- chocolate bowtie
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate cow bone
- chocolate leash
- chocolate ostrich egg
- chocolate pocketwatch
- chocolate puppy
- chocolate-covered loofah
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon cannoli
- cinnamon machine oil
- circle drum
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- claw-held flag
- clerical automa-core
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- clovermint
- coal contact lenses
- coal paperweight
- coal snakeskin
- cocktail mushroom
- cocoa chondrule
- cocoa of youth
- cod cape
- coffee sprite
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold medicine cabinet
- colossal free-range mushroom
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- complex alien plant sample
- complex alien zoological sample
- complicated device
- complicated lock impression
- compounded experience
- concentrated cooking
- coney haunch
- confiscated cell phone
- confiscated comic book
- confiscated love note
- conjured ice cream
- conquistador's breastplate
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- cookbookbat book
- cool hot cocoa
- cool iron breastplate
- cool iron greaves
- cool iron helmet
- cool iron ingot
- cool mint precipice bar
- cool spore pod
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- cop dollar
- coping juice
- corked genie bottle
- corned beet
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- corrupted stardust
- cosmetic football
- cosmic bucket
- costume rental shop
- cotton candy cocoon
- counterfeit city
- cow poker
- cozy scarf
- crabsicle
- crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
- crate of firebombs
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crazy bastard sword
- cream of chloroplasts
- creepy nursery rhyme
- crident
- crimbo elfling
- crumpled felt fedora
- crunchy brush
- crushed steamer trunk
- cryptic puzzle box
- crystalline light bulb
- crystallized pumpkin spice
- cubic zirconia
- cuckoo clock
- cuddly teddy bear
- cup of "tea"
- cursed Aztec tamale
- cursed breeches
- cursed chocolate doubloon
- cursed cutlass
- cursed eyepatch
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed ring finger ring
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- custom avatar form
- custom sixgun
- cute meteoroid
- cute mushroom
- cymbal syrup
- daddy shortlegs leg
- daily dungeon malware
- dandy lion cub
- dark chocolate egg
- day shortener
- deactivated nanobots
- deanimated reanimator's coffin
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deed to Oliver's Place
- defective Game Grid token
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- defective skull
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- deluxe Neverending Party favor
- demon makeup kit
- denastified haunch
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- designer handbag
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- detective roscoe
- detective school application
- detective tattoo
- detour shield
- deviled candy egg
- diabolic pizza cube
- diabolical crossbow
- dinged-up triangle
- dirty bottlecap
- dirty martini
- discarded button
- disconnected intergnat
- disintegrating barrel
- distilled resin
- do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
- doppelshifter egg
- dorky glasses
- double barreled barrel gun
- double daisy
- double-candied yams
- doubt cannon
- drafty drawers
- dreadful box
- dreadful fedora
- dreadful glove
- dreadful roast
- dreadful sweater
- dreaming Jung man
- drink chit
- drinks tray
- drippy diadem
- drippy khakis
- drippy orb
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- dromedary drinking helmet
- dropped scrap of paper
- druidic s'more
- dry cleaning receipt
- dude ranch souvenir crate
- dungeon dragon chest
- dusty animal skull
- dusty barrel
- ear candle
- earthenware muffin tin
- eau de mort
- eerily silent box
- egg gun
- elbow soup
- eldritch concentrate
- eldritch dough
- eldritch essence
- eldritch hammer
- eldritch hat
- eldritch ichor
- eldritch mushroom
- eldritch mushroom pizza
- eldritch pants
- eldritch rub
- eldritch scanner
- eldritch tincture
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric Kool-Aid
- electric copperhead potion
- electric mushroom
- electrician's hardhat
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronics kit
- elemental sugarcube
- elevenderizing hammer
- elevennis shoes
- elevent
- elf army field rations
- elf sleeper agent
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- embezzler's oil
- emergency glowstick
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty hourglass
- empty lava bottle
- enchanted leopard-print barbell
- energized spores
- enhanced signal receiver
- enticing mayolus
- envelope full of Meat
- epic cluster
- etched hourglass
- eternal knot tattoo
- even more tinsel
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- exclusive club
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
- exotic travel brochure
- experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
- experimental serum G-9
- experimental serum P-00
- expired MRE
- exploding cigar
- exploding gum
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-strength goo
- eyebrow lifter
- fairy-worn boots
- fake cocktail
- fake hand
- fake washboard
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy beer bottle
- fancy beer label
- fancy black tie
- fancy calligraphy pen
- fancy chess set
- fancy chocolate
- fancy chocolate sculpture
- fancy party pants
- fancy tin beer can
- fancy tophat
- fancy tuxedo pants
- fascinating alien plant sample
- fascinating alien zoological sample
- fear condenser
- feathered headdress
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fetus-smashing club
- fiberglass fannypack
- fiberglass fedora
- fiberglass fetish
- fiberglass fibers
- fiberglass fingerguard
- fiberglass foil
- fiberglass frock
- filled mosquito
- filthy armor
- filthy child leash
- filthy monkey head
- finger exerciser
- fire ant pheromones
- fire crackers
- fire-roasted lake trout
- firebomb
- fireproof megaphone
- fireproof skip lid
- first-aid pouch
- fish head
- fish sauce
- fishcake
- fishin' hat
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of ashes
- fistful of wood shavings
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixodent
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flaming pink shirt
- flapper fly
- flashing novelty button
- flashy pirate dreadlocks
- flask of egggrog
- flask of embalming fluid
- flask of rainwater
- fleshy lump
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- floaty stone sphere
- folder (Ex-Files)
- folder (Jackass Plumber)
- folder (Knight Writer)
- folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
- folder (barbarian)
- folder (dancing dolphins)
- folder (holographic fractal)
- folder (owl)
- folder (rainbow unicorn)
- folder (skull and crossbones)
- folder (tranquil landscape)
- folder (wizard)
- food mailing list
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- fortifying hot cocoa
- fossilized necklace
- four-leaf potato sprout
- fragile Christmas ornament
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- french-fry grabber
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- frigid derringer
- frigid-ass club
- frontwinder skin
- frost flower
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frozen shampoo-conditioner
- frozen tofu pop
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruity pebble
- full lava bottle
- funky eyepatch
- funny paper hat
- future drug: Coolscaline
- future drug: Muscularactum
- future drug: Smartinex
- fuzzy bracelets
- gabardine garland
- gabardine girdle
- gabardine gloves
- gabardine smithereens
- gaffer's tape
- gallon of milk
- garbage juice slurpee
- garbage sticker
- gas can
- gasmask
- gator shades
- genie bottle
- genie's bracers
- genie's pants
- genie's scimitar
- genie's turbane
- ghost bit
- ghost pencil
- ghost shawl
- giant O
- giant X
- giant diamond ring
- giant free-range mushroom
- giant neckbeard
- giant shrimp fork
- giant yellow hat
- gift card
- gilded BRICKO brick
- gilded BRICKO chalice
- ginger beer
- gingerbeard
- gingerbread cigarette
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread gavel
- gingerbread hoodie
- gingerbread mask
- gingerbread moneybag
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingerbread pistol
- gingerbread restraining order
- gingerbread smartphone
- gingerbread spice latte
- gingerbread tophat
- gingerbread trousers
- gingerbread waistcoat
- gingernade
- gingerservo
- glass casserole dish
- glass of "milk"
- glass of raw eggs
- glass pie plate
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glow-in-the-dark necklace
- glowing El Vibrato drone
- glowing New Age crystal
- glowing frisbee
- glyph of athleticism
- go-go potion
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- gold skull ring
- golden banana
- golden gun
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden sausage
- golden tattoo gun
- good ash
- goodberry
- googly chest eyes
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- government per-diem
- government requisition form
- government-issue identification badge
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued slacks
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- grain of sand
- gravy boat
- gravy skin
- gravyskin buckler
- gravyskin hat
- gravyskin pants
- gravyskin skirt
- gray seashell
- grease cannon
- grease trap
- greasy desk bell
- greedy ghostling
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green bean casserole
- green glowstick
- green lava globs
- green mana
- green marshmallow
- green pill
- green rock candy
- green seashell
- green slime glob
- green traffic cone
- green-iced sweet roll
- gregarious ghostling
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grilled cheese sandwich
- grimstone galoshes
- grimy lab coat
- grinning ghostling
- grisly shield
- grizzled bearskin
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- groggles
- grogtini
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- guffin
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gummi sword
- gun parts
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- guts necklace
- gym membership card
- haemolymphnode
- haiku katana
- hairshirt
- half double fruitcake
- half-digested coal
- half-digested rat
- half-height cigar
- hamethyst-handled sixgun
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand of cards
- hand turkey outline
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of barley
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of stubble
- handful of toilet paper
- hangman's hood
- hard cocoa
- hard rock
- hardened slime belt
- hardened slime hat
- hardened slime pants
- hardening cream
- hare brush
- hare pin
- harpoon
- haunted bindle
- haunted doghouse
- haunted flame
- haunted pizza
- hawkface potion
- hazardous sauce dosimeter
- hazmat helmet
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- heart cozy
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heart-shaped crate
- heat-resistant gloves
- heat-resistant necktie
- heat-resistant sheet metal
- heather graham cracker
- heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
- heavy-duty clipboard
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hermit factoid
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- high-end ginger wine
- high-speed upgrade
- high-temperature mining drill
- high-temperature mining mask
- high-test fishing line
- hippo tutu
- hoarded candy wad
- hobo dungarees
- hobo fortress blueprints
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- hollow rock
- holo-bomber
- holo-platoon
- holo-tank
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- homeopathic mint tea
- honey bun of Boris
- honey-drenched ham slice
- hopeful candle
- hot button candy
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- hot cocoa au beurre
- hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
- hot jelly
- hot wine
- hotel minibar key
- hourglass
- house of twigs and spit
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- human musk
- humming El Vibrato drone
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hustler shades
- hypnodisk
- ice baby
- ice hotel bell
- ice house
- ice pick
- ice rice
- ice sickle
- ice skates
- ice-cold Cloaca Zero
- iceberg lettuce
- iceberglet
- icy hairspray
- imitation nice watch
- immense free-range mushroom
- imported taffy
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incense bath ball
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial frosting
- industrial lubricant
- industrial strength anti-fungal spray
- inert sludgepuppy
- infant sandworm
- infernal snowball
- infinite BACON machine
- inflammable leaf
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- infrablack lipstick
- initiative shawarma
- innuendo
- insulated gold wire
- insulting hat
- intact medium-wave antenna
- interesting clod of dirt
- intergalactic pom poms
- internet point
- interrogative elixir
- intricate clockwork big hand
- intricate clockwork birdhouse
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork disc
- intricate clockwork egg
- intricate clockwork little hand
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- invisibility cream
- iron dagger
- iron torso box
- ironic mint
- isotophat
- ittah bittah hookah
- jangly bracelet
- jangly spurs
- janitor's mop
- jar of frostigkraut
- jar of swamp honey
- jazzy cigarette holder
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jigsaw blade
- jitterbug larva
- jolly roger tattoo kit
- joybuzzer
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- karma shawarma
- kerosene-soaked skip
- kevlateflocite helmet
- khaki duffel bag
- kill screen
- kilopede skull
- kitten burglar
- kobold treasure hoard
- labrador cookie
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- lava balaclava
- lava cake
- lava-proof pants
- lavalarva
- lawn dart
- lead collar
- lead umbrella
- leafy browns
- leather aviator's cap
- leather glove
- left bear arm
- left-handed melodica
- leftover chocolate bar
- leftover pasty
- leggings of the Spider Queen
- length of old fuse
- li'l candy corn costume
- li'l ghost costume
- li'l knight costume
- li'l orphan tot
- li'l unicorn costume
- liar's pants
- limepatch
- limp broccoli
- lion musk
- lip soup
- liquid ice pack
- liquid rhinestones
- liquid shifting time weirdness
- lit leaf lasso
- little box of fireworks
- little deuce cape
- little firkin
- little red .epub file
- little red jam
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- loaf of alien bread
- loafers
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- love
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky army helmet
- lucky cat's paw
- lucky gold ring
- lucky moai statuette
- lucky napkin
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lump of bauxite
- lump of black ichor
- lump of goofball ore
- lump of loyal latite
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- lupine appetite hormones
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- lynyrd skinner toothblack
- machine elf capsule
- mafia organizer badge
- mafia pointer finger ring
- mafia wedding ring
- magical battery
- magical ice cube with a fly in it
- magical pony: Dusk Shiny
- magical pony: Pearjack
- magical pony: Rosey Cake
- magical pony: Shutterfly
- magical pony: Spectrum Dash
- magical pony: Uniquity
- magical sausage
- magical sausage casing
- magnetic field
- magnetic sculpture kit
- makeshift castanets
- makeshift sixgun
- malevolent medallion
- mana-coated yams
- mana-fortified cranberry sauce
- mantis skull
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Cursed Village
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Mystic Wood
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Sprawling Cemetery
- map to the Towering Mountains
- marble maebari
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- marinara jug
- marshmallow bomb
- marshroom
- mashed potatoes
- massive wrench
- mayfly bait necklace
- mayo pump
- meatball machine
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium stone triangle
- megacopia
- meme generator
- mercenary headband
- mercenary pistol
- mercenary rifle
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- metal meteoroid
- meteor shower cap
- meteorb
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite guard
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- meteortarboard
- meteorthopedic shoes
- micronova
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military orb
- military-grade peppermint oil
- mimeplasm
- miming beret
- miming corduroys
- miming shirt
- mince pie
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- mini-Mr. Accessory
- mini-marshmallow dispenser
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature power pill
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- misshapen animal skeleton
- missing semicolon
- moai toai
- moaiball
- model train set
- moist barrel
- moist sack
- molehill mountain
- monkey barf
- mood ring
- moomy dust
- moon-amber
- moon-amber necklace
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly rat-hide leggings
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's necklace
- mouldering barrel
- mountain lion skin
- mourning wine
- moustache sock
- mouth-watering mayolus
- moveable feast
- muddy skirt
- mulled wine
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- murderbot live wire
- murderbot mask
- murderbot memory chip
- murderbot monofilament
- murderbot whip
- muscle oil
- muscular soup
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mutant arm
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant crown
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant legs
- mutated candy lump
- myrrh pouch
- myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
- mysterious chest
- mysterious present
- mystery lollipop
- nail file
- name change form
- nasty desk bell
- nasty gum
- nasty snuff
- nativity shorts
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- ncle leg
- neck wreath
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- neverending wallet chain
- new habit
- newborn kobold
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- nice warm beer
- nicksilver ring
- nicksilver spurs
- ninja eyeblack
- ninja fear powder
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- ninjammies
- noir fedora
- normal barrel
- norwhal helmet
- nosy nose ringy ring
- note from Clancy
- noticeable pumps
- novelty fruit hat
- novelty monorail ticket
- nozzle of the Phoenix
- nugget of nicksilver
- nugget of quicksilver
- nugget of sicksilver
- nugget of slicksilver
- nugget of thicksilver
- nugget of ticksilver
- nugget of wicksilver
- numberwang
- nutcracking pliers
- nylon Christmas stockings
- octolus oculus
- octolus-skin cloak
- off-hand balloon
- offensive moustache
- officer's nog
- oil-filled donut
- old ball and chain
- old love note
- old patched suit-pants
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old school beer pull tab
- old school flying disc
- old soft shoes
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- one glove
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
- one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
- one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx knight
- onyx pawn
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- opium grenade
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange boxing gloves
- orange glowstick
- orange slime glob
- orange traffic cone
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-work circus flea
- outrageous sombrero
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overly-fancy hot cocoa
- oversized ice molecule
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged luxury garment
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of dragon's teeth
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of pumpkin seeds
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- packet of thanksgarden seeds
- packet of winter seeds
- page of the Necrohobocon
- paint palette
- pair of candy glasses
- pair of plants
- pair of scissors
- panicked kernel
- pantogram
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché glob
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché toothpicks
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- papier-mâchéte
- papier-mâchaeranthera
- papier-mâchine gun
- papier-mâchuridars
- papier-masque
- papier-mitre
- papier-mochi
- paraffin pieces
- party balloon
- party crasher
- party mouse hat
- party platter for one
- party pup
- party whip
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- patch of extra-warm fur
- pea brittle
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- pearl diver's necklace
- pearl diver's ring
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pegfinger
- pentagram bandana
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint donut
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint pegleg
- peppermint sprig
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfectly ordinary frog
- perfume-soaked bandana
- pernicious cudgel
- perpendicular guano
- perpendicular hula with a fly in it
- personal graffiti kit
- personal raindrop
- personalized wassail stein
- pet anchor
- petrified time
- pewter candlestick
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- photo booth sized crate
- pickled bread
- pickpocket protector
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- piggy tattoo
- pile of dirt
- pile of dungeon junk
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of loose snow
- pile of sand
- pile of useless robot parts
- pilgrim shield
- pine cone necklace
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink glowstick
- piranha pollen
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- piratical blunderbuss
- pirrrate's currrse
- pixel banana
- pixel bread
- pixel coin
- pixel rock
- pixel star
- pixel whiskey
- plague pie
- plain calzone
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic vampire fangs
- plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plump free-range mushroom
- plunge-leg
- plush sea serpent
- pocket lint (blue)
- pocket lint (green)
- pocket lint (orange)
- pocket lint (white)
- pocket wish
- pogo stick
- polished moon-amber
- polo trophy
- polyester panama hat
- polyester peeler
- polyester pettipants
- polyesterene powder
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- pompadour'd puppy
- ponytail clip
- pool shark hair oil
- porcelain pelerine
- porcelain pepper mill
- porcelain phantom mask
- porcelain plus-fours
- porcelain police baton
- porcelain porkpie
- porcelain powder
- porquoise-handled sixgun
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Spacegate
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable pantogram
- portable steam unit
- possessed sugar cube
- post-holiday sale coupon
- potato jacket
- potted power plant
- potted tea tree
- powdered dice
- powdered madness
- powdered oxygen
- powdered toad horn
- power seed
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precision snowball
- pregnant gloomy black mushroom
- pregnant oily golden mushroom
- present
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien mask
- primitive alien medicine
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien salad
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- print screen button
- pristine piranha seed
- pro skateboard
- profane eye patch
- prohie's hat
- propeller beanie
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prototype stimulant
- psychic's amulet
- psychic's circlet
- psychic's crystal ball
- psychic's pslacks
- psychoanalytic jar
- psychokinetic energy blob
- pulled blue taffy
- pulled green taffy
- pulled indigo taffy
- pulled orange taffy
- pulled red taffy
- pulled violet taffy
- pulled yellow taffy
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin spice whorl
- punch-drunk punch
- punching mirror
- punk patch
- puppet strings
- purple glowstick
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- putty coat
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy adder oil
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- pygmy witchhazel
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum watch
- question juice
- quicksilver ring
- quicksilver spurs
- radioactive spider venom
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow jellybean
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- ramekin of space nuts
- rare oboe
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratskin pajama pants
- rattler gland
- ratty knitted cap
- raw bread
- real cowboy hat
- realistic cap gun
- really tiny cocktail shaker
- record of infuriating silence
- record of infuriating silence (used)
- record of menacing silence
- record of menacing silence (used)
- record of tranquil silence
- record of tranquil silence (used)
- recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
- recovered cufflinks
- red LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- red and white claret
- red badge
- red book
- red coat
- red lava globs
- red mana
- red plumber's boots
- red rocket
- red traffic cone
- red wagon
- red white and blue claret
- red-and-green sweater
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot knucklebone
- red-hot medallion
- red-hot poker
- red-hot sausage fork
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redwood rain stick
- refrigerated biohazard container
- refurbished air fryer
- regret hose
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- reliable sixgun
- repaid diaper
- repaired El Vibrato drone
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica bat-oomerang
- replica key
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- residual zeal
- rhinestone
- rhinestone cowhorn
- ribcage rollcage
- rickety old unicycle
- rigging knot
- right bear arm
- ring
- ring of the Skeleton Lord
- rinky-dink sixgun
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- robin flan
- rockin' wagon with a fly in it
- room scale green bean casserole
- root beer barrel
- rope with some soap on it
- rose-colored glasses
- rotting barrel
- rotting cowskin
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber baby doll
- rubber cape
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rubber emo roe
- rubber nubbin
- rubber spider
- rum ball
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- runproof mascara
- rusty metal greaves
- rutabuga bag
- s'more
- sachet of strange powder
- sack lunch
- saffron antaravasaka
- salmagumdi
- salted mutton
- saltwaterbed
- sampler size toothpaste
- sandwich of the gods
- sane hatrack
- sangria del diablo
- sardine can key
- sausage golem
- savings bond
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scabrous seal epaulets
- scepter of the Skeleton Lord
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- sea cape
- sea jelly
- sea mantle
- sea shawl
- sea truffle
- sea-worn candlestick
- seal medal
- sealskin drum
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- secret from the future
- security automa-core
- self-dribbling basketball
- senate fly thorax
- sentient meat mass
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- set of Unobtainium straps
- sewage-clogged pistol
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cheat sheet
- shaker of dry rub
- shaking skull
- shamanic ham
- shapeless wide-brimmed hat
- sharkfin gumbo
- sharp tin strip
- sharpened hubcap
- shield of the Skeleton Lord
- shim of shame shale
- shiny brass tailfeathers
- shipwright's hammer
- shoe ad T-shirt
- shoe gum
- shooting morning star
- shopkeeper beard
- short beer
- short deposition
- short glass of water
- short stick of butter
- short white
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shoulder-warming lotion
- shrimp cocktail
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- shuddering cow skull
- sicksilver ring
- sicksilver spurs
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal fragment
- signal receiver
- silent beret
- silent nightlight
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silky pirate drawers
- silver Dreadsylvanian flask
- silver cow creamer
- silver cow skull
- silver sausage
- silver table-scraper
- single-use dust mask
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinister-looking cat
- sinistral homunculus
- sizzling desk bell
- skeleton beans
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- ski resort souvenir crate
- skull capacitor
- skulldozer egg
- slap and slap again recipe
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleaze jelly
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- slicksilver ring
- slicksilver spurs
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime shooter
- slime waders
- slime-covered club
- slime-covered compass
- slime-covered greaves
- slime-covered helmet
- slime-covered lantern
- slime-covered necklace
- slime-covered shovel
- slime-covered speargun
- slime-covered staff
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked hypophysis
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- sludgesicle
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small pile of sand
- small stone triangle
- smellbook
- smoker's cloak
- smoldering bagel punch
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- smooth velvet bra
- smooth velvet hanky
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet pants
- smooth velvet pocket square
- smooth velvet shirt
- smooth velvet socks
- smut orc sunglasses
- snake skin
- snakeskin cowboy hat
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snow berries
- snow cleats
- snow crab
- snow fort
- snow machine
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- sober pill
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- software bug
- solid chrome box
- solid gold jewel
- solid linoleum box
- solid shifting time weirdness
- sonar fishfinder
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul doorbell
- soul knife
- soul mask
- soul monocle
- sour ball and chain
- souvenir flag
- soy cordial
- space blanket
- space jellybicycle
- space marine flash grenade
- space pirate treasure map
- space planula
- space trooper helmet
- spaghetti breakfast
- spaghetti-box banjo
- spant backplate
- spant chitin
- spant egg casing
- spant shield
- spant shoulderpads
- spant spear
- spant tendon
- spants
- spare battery
- spare chocolate parts
- spare neck bolts
- sparking El Vibrato drone
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- special clip: boneburners
- special clip: graveburpers
- special clip: splatterers
- special clip: squelchers
- special clip: tracers
- special clip: wailers
- special edition Batfellow comic
- specialty ammo bandolier
- spice melange
- spicy jerky stick
- spider leg
- spidercow eye-cluster
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spinning wheel
- spooky cluster
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky jelly
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spray chrome
- spring shoes
- sprinkle-begging cup
- sprinkles
- squamous polyp
- squirming Slime larva
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- stainless steel scarf
- stainless steel shillelagh
- stainless steel skullcap
- stainless steel solitaire
- stainless steel suspenders
- standards and practices guide
- star pop
- status cymbal
- steaming evil
- steampunk potion
- steel knuckles
- stench cluster
- stench clusterbomb
- stench jelly
- stick of firewood
- stick-on gnome beard
- sticky hand whip
- sticky lava globs
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stinking agaricus
- stinkwater
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stinky fannypack
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- straw pole
- streetfighting champion's belt
- string of moist beads
- structural ember
- stuffed "L"
- stuffed club
- stuffed key
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed yo-yo
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- stuffing fluffer
- styrofoam peanuts
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- sugar bunny
- sugar fairy
- sugar raygun
- sugar sphere
- sugarplum ration
- sundae ration
- super good fruit
- super-heated leaf
- super-sweet boom box
- superduperheated metal
- superheated metal
- superhero mask
- surprisingly capacious handbag
- sushi doily
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- suspicious-looking fedora
- swamp haunch
- sweat-ade
- sweaty balsam
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet party mix
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- sweet tooth
- synaptic soup
- tabletop candy dispenser
- tailbone shield
- tainted icing
- tainted milk
- talisman of Seshat
- talking spade
- tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
- tankard of spiced rum
- tapped black lotus
- tarnished luggage key
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- temporary X tattoos
- temporary yak tattoo
- tennis ball
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- thanksgiving turkey
- the Archwizard's briefs
- the Ley Incursion's waist
- the finger
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thicksilver ring
- thicksilver spurs
- thin gold wire
- thriftshop coupon
- throwin' ember
- ticksilver ring
- ticksilver spurs
- tie-dye headband
- tie-dyed fannypack
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- tightly-wound spine
- time helmet
- time residue
- time sleigh
- time sword
- time trousers
- time-twitching toolbelt
- tin cup
- tin drum
- tin foil
- tin rations
- tin roof (rusted)
- tin snips
- tin star
- tin tam
- tin thermos of chai
- tinsel fin
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny baby scorpion
- tiny black hole
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny costume wardrobe
- tiny domino mask
- tiny ember
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Boris
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
- tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Gary Claybender
- tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
- tiny plastic Jarlsberg
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic Susie
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic golden gundam
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic protector spectre
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny stillsuit
- toast with hot jelly
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- toast with stench jelly
- toggle switch (Bartend)
- toggle switch (Bounce)
- tomato soup poster
- tonguebone
- tonic o' Banderas
- tooth cap
- toothy trousers
- topiary noseplugs
- totally sweet mohawk helmet
- toxic globule
- toxic mop
- toxo
- train whistle
- training scroll: Shattering Punch
- training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
- training scroll: Snokebomb
- transmission from planet Xi
- traumatic holiday memory
- trench coat
- trench lighter
- trick coin
- triggerfingerbone
- triple barreled barrel gun
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tropical island souvenir crate
- trusty torch
- tryptophan dart
- tube of pendulum lube
- tube of villain white
- turchucken
- turkey blaster
- turtle mud
- ultimate wad
- ultra-soft ferns
- unappetizing mayolus
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- uncapped blue lava bottle
- uncapped green lava bottle
- uncapped red lava bottle
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished ice sculpture
- unfinished pleasure
- uniclops egg
- uninteresting mayolus
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unremarkable duffel bag
- unsmoothed velvet
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- valuable coin
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- velour valise
- velour vaqueros
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- vengeful spirit
- very large caltrop
- very small red dress
- vesper
- vial of blood simple syrup
- vial of humanoid growth hormone
- vial of swamp vapors
- vibrating mushroom
- vicious spiked collar
- villainous scythe
- violent pastilles
- viral video
- virgin jello shot
- viscous lava globs
- void burger
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- voodoo doll
- voodoo glowskull
- voter registration form
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of spider silk
- waders
- waffle
- warbear black box
- warbear dress bracers
- warbear dress greaves
- warbear dress helmet
- warbear empathy chip (used)
- warbear rejuvenation potion
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warehouse clerk's glasses
- warehouse walkie-talkie
- warm El Vibrato drone
- warm fur
- warm gravy
- warm war shawarma
- washboard shield
- water balloon
- water log
- water-polo mitt
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax banana
- wax face
- wax hand
- wax lips
- wax pancake
- weasel stomping pants
- weathered barrel
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- western-style skinning knife
- wet tack
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whirled peas
- white Dreadsylvanian
- white arm towel
- white mana
- white-label gin
- wicker clicker
- wicker kickers
- wicker knickers
- wicker slicker
- wicker ticker
- wickerbits
- wicksilver ring
- wicksilver spurs
- wind-up spider
- witch's bra
- wizard action figure
- wolf whistle
- wolfskull mask
- wool sock
- worksite credentials
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- worst candy
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- wrestling mask
- wriggling severed nose
- wriggling worm
- wrought-iron flakes
- wrought-iron waders
- wrought-iron walker
- wrought-iron whisk
- wrought-iron widget
- wrought-iron wig
- wrought-iron winch crank
- x-ray mirror
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- yellow glowstick
- yellow pixel potion
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow traffic cone
- yield shield
- yule grog
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- zombie accordion
- zombie mariachi hat
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace
- zombie pineal gland