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crash bang boom

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#579	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#625	1-ball	6
#111	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	111
#540	2-ball	7
#123	25-meat staff	1
#605	3-ball	6
#127	30669 scroll	97
#711	33398 scroll	10
#108	334 scroll	74
#508	4-ball	8
#43	4-dimensional guitar	94
#530	5-ball	7
#399	6-ball	11
#27	64067 scroll	32
#8	668 scroll	308
#174	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#413	7-ball	11
#511	8-ball	44
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#88	ASCII shirt	29
#187	Alewife™ Ale	5
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#880	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#282	Angry Farmer candy	467
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#442	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#270	BRAINS shorts	3
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1786	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#332	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#186	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#246	Black No. 2	28
#335	Blackfly Chardonnay	10
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#319	Blood Light	11
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#160	Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#103	Boris's key lime	6
#94	Boris's key lime pie	14
#396	Boris's ring	4
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1048	Boss Bat britches	12
#79	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	21
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#40	C.H.U.M. chum	60
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#90	CRIMBCO lanyard	7
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#853	Cloaca grenade	12
#599	Cloaca-Cola	49
#816	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#125	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
#522	Codpiece of the Goblin King	15
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#112	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	12
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#81	Cookbook of the Damned	6
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#426	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#539	Crimbo candied pecan	19
#604	Crimbo fudge	16
#779	Crimbo peppermint bark	10
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1271	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#138	DNOTC Box	3
#893	Daffy Taffy	28
#1298	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#252	Disco Banjo	2
#34	Divine	53
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#63	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	22
#196	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	8
#212	Dolphin King's crown	21
#517	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#167	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	21
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#681	Drowsy Sword	25
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1305	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#143	Dyspepsi-Cola	557
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#241	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#445	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	8
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	14
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
#48	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#66	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	15
#48	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#32	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	14
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#130	Elvish delight	2
#517	Ent cider	11
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#367	FDKOL commendation	920
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#419	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	16
#97	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	10
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#184	Frat Army FGF	26
#65	Frogade	11
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#86	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#179	GOTO	1
#223	Gaia beads	15
#151	Genalen™ Bottle	22
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
#741	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#141	Gnollish flyswatter	23
#102	Gnollish pie server	18
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#123	Gnollish plunger	23
#111	Gnollish slotted spoon	19
#103	Gnollish toolbox	68
#55	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	7
#548	Go-Wassail	28
#64	Gordon Bennett	12
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#241	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	16
#92	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	10
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#117	Hell ramen	65
#195	Hippy Army MPE	42
#351	Hollandaise helmet	5
#121	Iiti Kitty phone charm	39
#338	Imp Ale	596
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#446	Instant Karma	13
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#93	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#73	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	18
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#224	Jolly Roger charrrm	19
#61	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	49
#187	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	63
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#182	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#237	Knob Goblin elite helm	25
#159	Knob Goblin elite pants	38
#185	Knob Goblin elite polearm	31
#194	Knob Goblin elite shirt	46
#122	Knob Goblin firecracker	202
#172	Knob Goblin harem pants	31
#168	Knob Goblin harem veil	32
#134	Knob Goblin love potion	118
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#78	Knob Goblin melon baller	51
#104	Knob Goblin pants	156
#163	Knob Goblin perfume	22
#122	Knob Goblin scimitar	132
#88	Knob Goblin seltzer	351
#159	Knob Goblin spatula	115
#112	Knob Goblin steroids	135
#78	Knob Goblin superseltzer	129
#116	Knob Goblin tongs	154
#210	Knob Goblin visor	33
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#82	Knob lo mein	5
#601	Knob mushroom	4
#128	Knob nuts	6
#647	Knob sausage	1
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#64	Knob shroomkabob	4
#75	Knob stroganoff	6
#159	Knob stuffed shells	9
#26	Knoll lo mein	12
#154	Knoll mushroom	97
#78	Knoll shroomkabob	22
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#814	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#162	Lockenstock™ sandals	26
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1053	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#265	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	37
#472	M-242	12
#115	MSG	9
#523	Mad Train wine	169
#71	Mae West	24
#387	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	22
#85	Manetwich	11
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#85	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	45
#109	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	68
#72	Meat maid	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#333	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	15
#73	Meleegra™ pills	158
#26	Mer-kin breastplate	15
#112	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#27	Mer-kin foodbucket	131
#26	Mer-kin healscroll	69
#35	Mer-kin hidepaint	24
#37	Mer-kin hookspear	26
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#39	Mer-kin prayerbeads	16
#54	Mer-kin pressureglobe	7
#19	Mer-kin roundshield	21
#25	Mer-kin sneakmask	16
#54	Mer-kin takebag	12
#33	Mer-kin thingpouch	96
#231	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	7
#130	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	28
#167	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	551
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#176	Mohawk wig	74
#55	Mon Tiki	43
#175	Monstar energy beverage	56
#156	Mountain Stream soda	260
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#1602	Mr. Mediocrebar	18
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#18	ND	72
#44	NG	57
#567	NPZR chemistry set	2
#71	Nardz energy beverage	16
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#57	Neuromancer	23
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#347	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#83	Northern pemmican	2
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#132	Oil of Parrrlay	26
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#160	Orcish cargo shorts	23
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#136	Order of the Silver Wossname	5
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#241	PADL Phone	36
#29	PVC staff	1
#805	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#135	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#101	Pine-Fresh air freshener	38
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#135	PlexiPips	1
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#102	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	13
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#145	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#412	Ram's Face Lager	51
#281	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#164	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	10
#1723	Rock Pops	15
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#62	S.A.V.E. flyer	7
#183	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#22	Saccharine Maple pendant	3
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
#115	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	11
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#474	Spam Witch sammich	54
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#44	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#77	Supernova Champagne	125
#118	Swabbie™ swab	41
#390	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	33
#404	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	30
#146	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#542	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	15
#771	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#211	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	367
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#178	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	30
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#261	Trollhouse cookies	174
#114	Tuesday's ruby	30
#219	Typical Tavern swill	30
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#529	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	18
#607	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#2408	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#32	WA	48
#286	Wand of Nagamar	20
#254	Warm Subject gift certificate	512
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#554	Wint-O-Fresh mint	19
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#122	Workytime Tea	19
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#56	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	9
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1167	Yummy Tummy bean	129
#202	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#146	a butt tuba	9
#132	a little sump'm sump'm	30
#207	abominable blubber	1
#540	abominable snowcone	17
#329	accidental cider	3
#152	acid-squirting flower	32
#145	acoustic guitarrr	30
#207	adder bladder	57
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#181	all-purpose cleaner	53
#84	all-purpose flower	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#60	amber aviator shades	4
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#507	ammonite fossil	8
#235	amulet of extreme plot significance	72
#86	ancient Magi-Wipes	206
#310	ancient frozen dinner	6
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#210	ancient poisoned dart	4
#123	ancient protein powder	70
#170	ancient spice	18
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#149	ancient vinyl coin purse	58
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#99	annoying pitchfork	23
#121	ant agonist	31
#271	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#284	ant rake	1
#129	ant sickle	3
#148	anti-anti-antidote	38
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#141	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#50	antique greaves	237
#115	antique hand mirror	72
#52	antique helmet	220
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#49	antique shield	245
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#70	antique spear	199
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#122	armgun	38
#282	around the world	6
#176	arrrgyle socks	16
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#116	asbestos apron	11
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#29	asbestos meat stack	7
#39	asbestos ore	317
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#169	asparagus knife	67
#19	asparagus lo mein	20
#51	asparagus stir-fry	9
#137	asshat	26
#619	astronaut pants	12
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#403	awful poetry journal	282
#123	bätzle	14
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#726	baby killer bee	12
#183	babycakes	1
#199	backwoods screwdriver	3
#343	baconstone	23
#262	baconstone ring	1
#1509	badass belt	36
#110	badge of authority	2
#448	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#88	bag of lard	12
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#201	balaclava	4
#169	balaclava baklava	22
#1159	ball	4
#73	balloon helmet	7
#183	balloon monkey	10
#105	balloon shield	1
#73	balloon sword	8
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#244	ballroom blintz	16
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#384	bananagate	17
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#150	banjo strings	2
#210	bar skin	67
#427	barbed-wire fence	10
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#556	barrrnacle	27
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#75	barskin tent	5
#24	bartender skull	4
#74	bartender-in-the-box	5
#259	baseball	22
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#95	basic meat pants	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#204	bat guano	91
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#232	bat wing	75
#23	bat wing kabob	49
#57	bat wing stir-fry	10
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#160	batblade	27
#220	batgut	156
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#565	battered Crimbo Crate	17
#89	battered hubcap	8
#85	bazookafish bubble gum	57
#214	beach glass bead	24
#117	beach glass necklace	6
#159	bean burrito	6
#120	beanbag chair	7
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#73	beefy fish meat	13
#69	beer basted brat	4
#248	beer bomb	127
#282	beer bong	8
#172	beer cartilage	1
#401	beer helmet	7
#333	beer lens	6
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#156	beer-soaked mop	3
#257	beertini	8
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#383	bejeweled pledge pin	9
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#355	belemnite fossil	13
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#134	big bad voodoo mask	6
#171	big bass drum	8
#182	big red clown nose	49
#210	big stick	1
#196	bilge wine	125
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#26	bird rib	119
#94	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1013	bit of clingfilm	3
#145	bit-o-cactus	34
#393	bite-me-red lipstick	28
#239	black & tan	10
#89	black belt	1
#95	black eyedrops	8
#319	black forest cake	9
#303	black forest ham	6
#152	black greaves	22
#168	black helmet	19
#191	black kettle drum	5
#132	black lotus	1
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#207	black pension check	34
#577	black pepper	1
#206	black picnic basket	9
#309	black pixel	82
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#297	black polka-dot oyster egg	18
#310	black pudding	7
#128	black shield	26
#261	black snake skin	26
#280	black striped oyster egg	17
#183	black sword	19
#343	blackberry	22
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#61	blackberry polite	10
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#115	blank fudge mold	5
🥇	blank note	1
#519	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#474	bloody beer	15
#169	bloody clown pants	48
#410	bloody mary	3
#395	blue class ring	6
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#549	blue pixel	79
#92	blue pixel potion	17
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
#456	blue striped oyster egg	10
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#64	boilermaker	18
#518	bone chips	22
#213	bone collar	1
#207	bone flute	7
#101	bone rattle	31
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#170	booty chest charrrm	59
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#64	boring spaghetti	14
#645	bottle of Blank-Out	6
#26	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	209
#19	bottle of Definit	362
#16	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	461
#16	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	466
#26	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	324
#26	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	645
#74	bottle of Mystic Shell	11
#53	bottle of Ooze-O	42
#155	bottle of Pete's Sake	3
#171	bottle of Pinot Renoir	10
#90	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	12
#108	bottle of alcohol	52
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#191	yellow striped oyster egg	12
#555	yeti fur	161
#1584	yo	3
#166	yohohoyo	19

Wow, that's 101,288 items total!

what items are this player missing?