Museum :: Sarafina826

Sarafina826

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#346	Elmley shades	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#381	Gnollish toolbox	9
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1393	Imp Ale	17
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#564	Knob Goblin elite helm	6
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#563	Knob Goblin firecracker	22
#405	Knob Goblin harem pants	9
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#434	Knob Goblin love potion	21
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#486	Knob Goblin pants	15
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#365	Knob Goblin seltzer	34
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#469	Knob Goblin steroids	13
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#619	Knob Goblin visor	4
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#491	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	59
#113	Lucky Surprise Egg	85
#496	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#976	Mad Train wine	33
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#295	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#645	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#756	Meleegra™ pills	6
#821	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	11
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#796	Mountain Stream soda	5
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2214	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#238	Now and Earlier	18
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#425	Orcish baseball cap	6
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#358	PADL Phone	13
#564	Penultimate Fantasy chest	12
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#946	Spam Witch sammich	4
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#142	Sugar Cog	21
#945	Summer Nights	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1713	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#1044	Trollhouse cookies	5
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#2089	Valentine	2
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#951	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#48	Woldo trading card	3
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#395	double daisy	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#501	drum machine	5
#131	dry martini	6
#1064	dry noodles	2
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#1923	duct tape	3
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#90	dusty animal cranium	4
#145	dusty animal jawbone	2
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#863	dusty bottle of Marsala	3
#703	dusty bottle of Merlot	9
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#833	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	4
#801	dusty bottle of Port	5
#566	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	14
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#152	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#142	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	3
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#71	dusty first lumbar vertebra	5
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#134	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	3
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#104	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#65	dusty left eleventh rib	6
#307	dusty left femur	1
#106	dusty left fibula	4
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#77	dusty left first front claw	5
#146	dusty left first rear claw	3
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#139	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#84	dusty left kneecap	5
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#139	dusty left second front claw	3
#144	dusty left second rear claw	3
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#109	dusty left seventh rib	4
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#65	dusty left tenth rib	6
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#144	dusty left third rear claw	3
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#85	dusty left thumb	5
#149	dusty left tibia	3
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#146	dusty right eighth rib	3
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#206	dusty right femur	2
#105	dusty right fibula	4
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#107	dusty right first front claw	4
#106	dusty right first rib	4
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#75	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#119	dusty right ninth rib	4
#288	dusty right radius	1
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#81	dusty right sixth rib	5
#64	dusty right tenth rib	6
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#109	dusty right third rear claw	4
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#200	dusty right thumb	2
#107	dusty right tibia	4
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#146	dusty right ulna	3
#198	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#136	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
#131	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#149	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	3
#101	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#82	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	5
#188	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#76	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	5
#88	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	5
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#101	dusty third cervical vertebra	4
#104	dusty third lumbar vertebra	4
#191	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#107	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	4
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#401	eXtreme mittens	8
#379	eXtreme scarf	7
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#647	effervescent potion	7
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#228	eggbeater	2
#2833	eggnog	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#469	empty meat tank	4
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#370	enchanted bean	5
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#699	encoder ring	14
#339	energy drink IV	6
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#315	epic wad	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#679	evil golden arch	5
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#1100	explosion-flavored chewing gum	14
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#115	extra-strength strongness elixir	20
#255	eye-pod	2
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#417	eyepatch	14
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#371	fake blood	3
#1388	fake fake vomit	9
#1228	fake hand	9
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#584	fancy bath salts	9
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#492	fancy seashell necklace	2
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#738	fetid feather	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#552	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#1455	filthy lucre	9
#473	filthy poultice	2
#608	fine wine	4
#1764	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#375	fish-liver oil	14
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#531	fizzy potion	11
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#811	flaming crutch	2
#700	flaming feather	3
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#793	flaming talons	2
#619	flange	1
#488	flaregun	16
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#445	flat dough	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#453	flavored foot massage oil	62
#205	floorboard cruft	1
#195	flower petal pie	2
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#63	flypaper staff	1
#626	foam dart	15
#496	foam noodle	1
#431	foie gras	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#348	fortune cookie	3
#323	frat brats	1
#7	freezerburned ice cube	79
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#183	frigid mote	4
#857	frigid ninja stars	7
#274	frilly shirt	2
#491	frilly skirt	5
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#519	frozen banquet	3
#811	frozen feather	1
#102	fruit basket	2
#3426	fruitcake	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#120	funky brass fez	2
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#341	furniture dolly	4
#960	furry fur	16
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#487	fuzzbump	2
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#131	gator skin	72
#451	gauze garter	7
#1780	ghost cucumber	2
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#718	ghuol ears	6
#1174	ghuol egg	2
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#879	ghuol guolash	2
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#403	giant foam finger	3
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#447	giant moxie weed	4
#1057	giant needle	3
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#136	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#46	gilded lily	2
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#210	gingham blouse	1
#587	glass of goat's milk	7
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#289	glob of green slime	1
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#70	gnat lasagna	2
#99	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#656	gnatwing	2
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#672	gnoll lips	2
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#491	goat beard	7
#512	goat cheese	17
#560	goat cheese pizza	7
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#728	gob of wet hair	3
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#115	golden twig	2
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#371	gr8ps	10
#173	grapefruit	84
#123	grapes	108
#223	grass blade	1
#71	grass hat	2
#188	grass skirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#301	grave robbing shovel	4
#516	green balloon	3
#1909	green beer	1
#1008	green candy heart	2
#376	green snowcone	28
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#274	gremlin juice	7
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#42	grog	83
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#560	grouchy restless spirit	10
#3897	grue egg	3
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#568	guitar pick	3
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#450	hair spray	6
#400	half-orchid	1
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#4019	handful of confetti	3
#783	handful of hand chalk	13
#383	handful of moss	7
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#449	handful of sand	24
#476	handful of sawdust	4
#401	handful of walnuts	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#777	heart-shaped balloon	4
#714	heavy D	26
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#164	helmet recipe	2
#1028	helmet turtle	16
#797	hemp string	2
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1743	herbal stuffing	3
#838	herbs	3
#249	hermit permit	12
#708	hill of beans	7
#161	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#548	hobo nickel	372
#166	honey-dew	2
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#478	hot date	5
#667	hot katana blade	8
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#460	hot wad	1
#880	hot wing	15
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#1604	iGoogly	1
#171	ice stein	2
#1194	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	15
#796	ice-cold Willer	29
#1216	ice-cold fotie	2
#615	ice-cold six-pack	9
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#377	inkwell	7
#476	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#203	interesting-looking twig	8
#421	invisible bag	2
#455	irate sombrero	3
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#312	jack flapper	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1067	jazz soap	16
#1210	joybuzzer	12
#71	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#560	jumbo olive	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#297	keg shield	7
#184	ketchup	1
#722	ketchup hound	2
#445	kick-ass kicks	2
#2542	killing feather	1
#306	kiwi	3
#292	knob ka-bobs	2
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#237	kumquat	3
#351	large box	11
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#858	lavender candy heart	4
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#652	lead necklace	9
#206	lead yo-yo	1
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#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#155	velcro ore	1
#39	vial of Gnomochloric acid	4
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#223	white Xanadian	1
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#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#118	wholeberd	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
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#606	yohohoyo	1
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#30	zen motorcycle	2
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Wow, that's 7,049 items total!

what items are this player missing?