Museum :: slugBoy

slugBoy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#406	"DRINK ME" potion	17
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#87	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#311	1-ball	17
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#32	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	717
#542	2-ball	7
#305	3-ball	17
#430	30669 scroll	17
#44	33398 scroll	717
#334	334 scroll	17
#300	4-ball	17
#141	4-d camera	1
#135	4-dimensional guitar	17
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#288	5-ball	17
#299	6-ball	17
#262	64067 scroll	1
#89	668 scroll	17
#202	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	17
#318	7-ball	17
#558	8-ball	37
#69	9-ball	17
#52	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	17
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#349	A. W. O. L. commendation	17
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#113	Alewife™ Ale	17
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#196	Amulet of Yendor	117
#356	Angry Farmer candy	317
#4	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	717
#17	Ankh of Badahnkadh	117
#218	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#299	BRICKO brick	117
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#68	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	7
#718	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#43	Bash-Ōs boxtop	17
#19	Bash-Ōs cereal	117
#139	Better Than Cuddling Cake	17
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#6	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1,117
#50	BitterSweetTarts	117
#36	Black No. 2	717
#81	Blackfly Chardonnay	117
#194	Blatantly Canadian	17
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#36	Blood 'n' Plenty	17
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#90	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#165	Boris's key lime pie	7
#243	Boris's ring	7
#194	Boss Bat bling	17
#828	Boss Bat britches	17
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
#159	Bulky Buddy Box	17
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#106	C.H.U.M. chum	17
#39	C.H.U.M. knife	17
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO scrip	317
#126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	17
#128	CRIMBCOLOAF	17
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#48	Cerebral Crossbow	7
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#716	Cloaca grenade	17
#928	Cloaca-Cola	17
#219	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	17
#141	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	17
#27	Cloaca-Cola helmet	117
#177	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#127	Cloaca-Cola shield	17
#37	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	17
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#354	Cold Hots candy	17
#44	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	37
#77	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	17
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#76	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	17
#305	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#174	Crimbo pie	17
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#637	Crimboween memo	17
#1608	Crimbuck	117
#675	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#71	Daffy Taffy	717
#119	Deactivated O. A. F.	7
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#376	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	17
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#400	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	17
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#103	Dyspepsi grenade	117
#238	Dyspepsi-Cola	317
#169	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	17
#126	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	17
#122	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	17
#192	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	17
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#28	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	17
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	17
#23	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	17
#152	Elfin shortbread	7
#33	Elmley shades	37
#170	Elvish delight	1
#263	Ent cider	37
#17	Everlasting Deckswabber	117
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#66	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	17
#48	Gaia beads	117
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#109	Genalen™ Bottle	37
#76	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	17
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#54	Gnollish toolbox	137
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#103	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#492	Goodfella contract	37
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#27	Gummi-DNA	117
#185	Gummi-Gnauga	17
#138	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	17
#63	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	17
#154	Hell broth	1
#159	Hell ramen	37
#109	Hippy Army MPE	117
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#14	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1,717
#285	Imp Ale	717
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#66	Jarlsberg's earring	17
#48	Jarlsberg's key lime	17
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#237	Jolly Roger charrrm	17
#434	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#7	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	17
#8	Kentucky-fried meat staff	17
#7	Kentucky-fried meat sword	37
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#44	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	17
#317	Knob Goblin elite helm	17
#228	Knob Goblin elite shirt	37
#19	Knob Goblin eyedrops	117
#431	Knob Goblin firecracker	37
#253	Knob Goblin harem pants	17
#246	Knob Goblin harem veil	17
#337	Knob Goblin love potion	37
#105	Knob Goblin lunchbox	17
#315	Knob Goblin scimitar	37
#452	Knob Goblin seltzer	17
#110	Knob Goblin steroids	137
#321	Knob Goblin superseltzer	17
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#353	Knob mushroom	17
#41	Knob pasty	17
#646	Knob sausage	1
#33	Knob sausage stir-fry	17
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#111	Knob stuffed shells	17
#121	Knoll mushroom	117
#102	Knoll shroomkabob	17
#22	Knoll stir-fry	17
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#25	Lockenstock™ sandals	317
#265	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	37
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#616	Mad Train wine	117
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#56	Manetwich	17
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#152	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	37
#403	Meat detector	1
#23	Meat maid	17
#23	Meat maid body	37
#84	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	117
#468	Meleegra™ pills	17
#29	Mer-kin foodbucket	117
#51	Mer-kin hookspear	17
#28	Mer-kin killscroll	37
#381	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	117
#191	Mob Penguin cellular phone	117
#291	Mohawk wig	37
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#113	Mr. Mediocrebar	717
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#4	Now and Earlier	1,717
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#62	PADL Phone	317
#127	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	17
#672	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#227	Penultimate Fantasy chest	117
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#88	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	17
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#82	Rock Pops	717
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#14	SPF 451 lip balm	117
#222	Senior Mints	37
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#175	Spam Witch sammich	317
#512	Spooky Surprise Egg	17
#62	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	17
#112	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	37
#23	Steal This Candy	317
#10	Sugar Cog	317
#947	Summer Nights	1
#79	Supernova Champagne	117
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#64	The Art of Slapfighting	17
#80	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	17
#180	The Cooler Out of Space	17
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Tiger-lily's milk	17
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#87	Trollhouse cookies	717
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#343	Warm Subject gift certificate	217
#353	Wint-O-Fresh mint	37
#64	Yummy Tummy bean	3,717
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#128	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	17
#190	a little sump'm sump'm	17
#13	abandoned candy	317
#84	abominable blubber	17
#355	abominable snowcone	37
#38	accidental cider	117
#234	acid-squirting flower	17
#233	acoustic guitarrr	17
#11	adder bladder	7,717
#162	agua de vida	17
#91	albatross necklace	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#305	all-purpose cleaner	17
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#13	alphabet gum	317
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#4	ancient Magi-Wipes	17,117
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#287	ancient frozen dinner	7
#6	ancient protein powder	1,717
#173	ancient spice	17
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#66	ancient stone head	17
#8	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1,117
#20	ancient vinyl coin purse	1,717
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#142	annoying pitchfork	17
#203	ant agonist	17
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#32	ant rake	17
#260	ant sickle	1
#221	anti-anti-antidote	17
#356	anticheese	17
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#40	antique bottle of cough syrup	17
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#37	antique greaves	317
#76	antique hand mirror	117
#98	antique helmet	117
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#38	antique pair of blue jeans	17
#177	antique record album	17
#99	antique shield	117
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#43	antique spear	317
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#180	armgun	17
#44	around the world	117
#130	arrowgram	17
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#72	asbestos apron	17
#31	asbestos crossbow	17
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#201	asbestos ore	37
#18	asbestos staff	17
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#84	asparagus knife	117
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#111	aspirin	7
#162	asshat	17
#135	astral mushroom	117
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#483	astronaut pants	17
#240	atomic vector plotter	17
#5	attention spanner	37
#382	awful poetry journal	317
#107	bätzle	17
#565	baby killer bee	17
#183	babycakes	1
#468	baconstone	17
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#646	badass belt	77
#104	badass pie	1
#12	badger badge	17
#406	bag of Cheat-Os	17
#242	bag of airline peanuts	117
#44	bag of bones	17
#753	bag of lard	1
#133	bag of many confections	1
#62	balaclava	17
#194	balaclava baklava	17
#372	ball	17
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#73	balloon helmet	7
#241	balloon monkey	7
#105	balloon shield	1
#80	balloon sword	7
#239	ballroom blintz	17
#561	banana	7
#101	banana cream pie	7
#59	banana daiquiri	7
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#21	banana spritzer	17
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#44	banjo strings	17
#121	bar skin	117
#30	bar whip	7
#299	barbed-wire fence	17
#61	bargain flash powder	17
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#763	barrrnacle	17
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#51	barskin hat	17
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#26	bartender skull	3
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#292	baseball	17
#20	basic meat crossbow	17
#45	basic meat fez	3
#59	basic meat foon	1
#24	basic meat helmet	17
#16	basic meat kilt	37
#24	basic meat pants	17
#13	basic meat skirt	17
#17	basic meat spork	37
#6	basic meat staff	117
#28	basic meat sword	17
#160	bat guano	117
#144	bat haggis	3
#89	bat hat	1
#19	bat whip	17
#500	bat wing	17
#27	bat wing kabob	37
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#16	bat-ass leather jacket	317
#58	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	17
#125	batblade	37
#56	batgut	1,117
#296	bath ball gift set	17
#53	battered hubcap	17
#42	bazookafish bubble gum	117
#49	beach ball marble	1
#258	beach glass bead	17
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#28	beastly paste	17
#25	beaten-up Chucks	17
#116	beautiful soup	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#74	beer bomb	717
#18	beer bong	317
#44	beer goggles	17
#35	beer helmet	317
#176	beer lens	17
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#75	beertini	37
#81	begpwnia	117
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#15	bejeweled pledge pin	717
#32	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	17
#13	bellhop bell	117
#224	bi-lateral logic compressor	17
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#116	big boom	17
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#353	big red clown nose	17
#42	big slimy cyst	17
#42	big stick	17
#114	bilge wine	317
#90	bindle of joy	1
#122	bird rib	17
#80	bit of clingfilm	37
#58	bit-o-cactus	117
#12	bite-me-red lipstick	717
#56	black & tan	117
#89	black belt	1
#429	black candy heart	17
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#37	black forest cake	317
#27	black forest ham	317
#5	black greaves	1,717
#4	black helmet	1,717
#389	black kettle drum	1
#282	black paisley oyster egg	17
#36	black pension check	717
#57	black pepper	117
#16	black picnic basket	717
#234	black pixel	117
#257	black plastic oyster egg	17
#312	black polka-dot oyster egg	17
#24	black pudding	317
#5	black shield	1,717
#26	black snake skin	1,117
#225	black snowcone	17
#464	black spot	1
#89	black striped oyster egg	37
#8	black sword	1,717
#190	black-and-blue light	317
#38	blackberry	1,717
#410	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	17
#440	blood flower	17
#81	blood of the Wereseal	17
#93	blood-faced volleyball	17
#455	bloody beer	17
#203	bloody clown pants	37
#136	bloody mary	17
#759	blue glowstick	1
#171	blue paisley oyster egg	17
#104	blue pixel	1,117
#277	blue plastic oyster egg	17
#214	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#438	blue snowcone	17
#246	blue striped oyster egg	17
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#83	blue-frosted astral cupcake	17
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#23	bone meal	17
#146	bone rattle	17
#98	booty chest charrrm	117
#21	borg sock monkey	117
#54	boring spaghetti	17
#146	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	17
#144	bottle of Definit	17
#145	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	17
#135	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	17
#166	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	17
#301	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	17
#94	bottle of Ooze-O	17
#59	bottle of Pete's Sake	17
#110	bottle of Pinot Renoir	17
#216	bottle of alcohol	17
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#66	bottle of black cat tonic	17
#134	bottle of cooking sherry	17
#637	bottle of gin	17
#1392	bottle of goofballs	17
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#44	bottle of perfume	1
#157	bottle of popskull	17
#41	bottle of realpagne	17
#227	bottle of rum	317
#20	bottle of sake	117
#314	bottle of sewage schnapps	17
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#679	bottle of tequila	17
#22	bottle of ultravitamins	37
#594	bottle of vodka	17
#169	bottle of whiskey	317
#14	bottle opener belt buckle	317
#60	bottlecap turtle	7
#80	bottled inspiration	17
#322	boulder	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#235	bowl of cottage cheese	117
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#30	bowl of lucky charms	37
#51	bowl of rye sprouts	17
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#138	box	117
#3699	box of sunshine	17
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#132	boxed champagne	17
#655	boxed wine	17
#242	boxing glove	1
#165	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	17
#43	brainy skull	17
#92	brand new key	1
#19	brass stinger	17
#47	breath mint	317
#323	brick	117
#232	briefcase	37
#832	brine	17
#128	briny vinegar	1
#27	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#241	broken cellular phone	17
#71	broken skull	717
#55	broken sword	117
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#35	brown sugar cane	317
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#24	bubblewrap crossbow	7
#8	bubblewrap staff	37
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#458	bubbly potion	17
#148	bucket of honey	17
#56	buckyball	117
#108	buffalo blade	1
#81	bugbear beanie	117
#79	bugbear bungguard	117
#14	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	7
#21	bugged balaclava	17
#15	bugged beanie	17
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#395	bum cheek	37
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#278	bunch of bananas	17
#40	bunch of square grapes	317
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#38	buoybottoms	37
#407	burnt flower	1
#155	cactus fruit	17
#22	caipifruta	17
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#216	can of Swiller	17
#6	can of fake snow	17
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#593	can of maces	1
#11	can of starch	17
#522	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#108	candied kobold	37
#542	candied yams	17
#29	candy brain	317
#20	candy cane	3,717
#95	candy kneecapping stick	17
#44	candy stake	117
#92	cannonball charrrm	117
#190	canteen of wine	117
#593	capacitor relay	17
#34	carbonated water lily	717
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#171	carob chunk cookies	17
#70	carob chunk noodles	37
#205	carob chunks	37
#120	cast	317
#244	cat appendix	17
#361	catgut	17
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#31	third-hand nunchaku	17
#196	thistle wine	17
#8	three-tiered wedding cake	117
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#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#97	tiny bottle of absinthe	317
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#21	tiny maracas	17
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#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
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#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
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#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#141	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	17
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
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#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#537	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	17
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#9	vampire duck-on-a-string	1,117
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#563	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	17
#141	vodka and cranberry	17
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#466	vodka martini	1
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#203	white Canadian	17
#222	white Xanadian	1
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#78	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
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#130	white rice	17
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#10	wholeberd	17
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#29	wreath of laurels	17
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#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
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🥇	yield shield	1
#13	yo	517
#221	yo-yo	137
#149	zmobie	1
#266	zombie pineal gland	17

Wow, that's 259,790 items total!

what items are this player missing?