| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #90 | alien force field disruptor bean | 8 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #108 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #694 | dark potion | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #470 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #590 | fizzy potion | 9 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2448 | golden ring | 10 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1115 | jar of swamp gas | 4 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #217 | magic lamp | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #839 | milky potion | 2 |
| #741 | mind flayer corpse | 3 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #722 | murky potion | 4 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #994 | paperclip | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #80 | ratarang | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #762 | royal jelly | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #825 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 26 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2126 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #2125 | valuable trinket | 4 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |