Museum :: Ducky

Ducky

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#434	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
#851	2-ball	3
#475	30669 scroll	13
#546	33398 scroll	20
#217	334 scroll	31
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#900	6-ball	3
#219	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	15
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1332	8-ball	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#793	Angry Farmer candy	64
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#749	Dyspepsi-Cola	71
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#309	Ent cider	27
#178	Gaia beads	21
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#216	Hell ramen	20
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#615	Imp Ale	192
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#606	Knob Goblin seltzer	7
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#477	Knob Goblin tongs	17
#601	Knob mushroom	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#388	Knoll mushroom	25
#156	Lockenstock™ sandals	28
#3017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#624	Mad Train wine	112
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#398	Mohawk wig	19
#250	Monstar energy beverage	23
#491	Mountain Stream soda	25
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#323	Orcish baseball cap	10
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#354	Ram's Face Lager	74
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#213	Snow Queen Crown	14
#17	Source terminal	1
#50	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	1
#53	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1
#46	Source terminal INGRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#50	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#51	Source terminal file: cram.ext	1
#47	Source terminal file: critical.enh	1
#50	Source terminal file: damage.enh	1
#48	Source terminal file: dram.ext	1
#49	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	1
#48	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	1
#53	Source terminal file: gram.ext	1
#50	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	1
#47	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
#51	Source terminal file: protect.enq	1
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#50	Source terminal file: stats.enq	1
#49	Source terminal file: substats.enh	1
#52	Source terminal file: tram.ext	1
#47	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	1
#529	Spam Witch sammich	41
#138	Spooky Surprise Egg	135
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#599	Trollhouse cookies	34
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#278	a butt tuba	2
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#207	abominable blubber	1
#486	abominable snowcone	20
#330	accidental cider	3
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#286	adder bladder	29
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#333	all-purpose cleaner	13
#510	amulet of extreme plot significance	21
#301	ancient Magi-Wipes	16
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#389	ancient protein powder	8
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#205	annoying pitchfork	13
#411	ant agonist	4
#184	ant rake	2
#722	antique greaves	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#694	antique spear	3
#216	armgun	12
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#241	asbestos apron	4
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#560	asparagus knife	8
#643	asshat	1
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#4	basking robin	1
#784	batblade	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#135	beer bong	34
#210	beer helmet	28
#193	bejeweled pledge pin	39
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#315	big bass drum	2
#377	big red clown nose	15
#490	bilge wine	14
#449	bit-o-cactus	4
#332	black & tan	5
#36	black cherry soda	50
#383	black forest cake	6
#552	black forest ham	1
#370	black greaves	5
#404	black helmet	4
#289	black kettle drum	2
#634	black pudding	1
#248	black shield	10
#313	black sword	8
#566	blackberry	7
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#621	bloody mary	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#264	bottle of gin	90
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#591	bottle of rum	61
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#639	bottle of tequila	20
#636	bottle of vodka	14
#232	bottle of whiskey	215
#186	bottle opener belt buckle	22
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#668	bowl of cottage cheese	12
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#322	box	39
#775	boxed wine	11
#318	brass stinger	1
#624	broken sword	1
#516	brown sugar cane	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#448	bugbear beanie	11
#564	bugbear bungguard	7
#152	bullet-proof corduroys	47
#410	bum cheek	34
#317	cactus fruit	5
#416	can of Red Minotaur	9
#545	can of fake snow	1
#261	can of maces	4
#2875	candied yams	1
#2436	candy cane	8
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#171	carbonated soy milk	39
#376	carbonated water lily	8
#221	cardboard katana	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#352	cast	54
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#453	centipede eggs	4
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#413	chef's hat	19
#52	cherry	421
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#46	clockwork staff	1
#495	clown shoes	4
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#375	cocoa eggshell fragment	164
#717	coconut shell	18
#351	coffin lid	3
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
#506	cool whip	4
#317	corn holder	3
#571	cornuthaum	4
#552	cranberries	28
#29	crazy bastard sword	1
#253	crazy little Turkish delight	63
#485	cream stout	2
#310	creamsicle	8
#310	crowbarrr	7
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#78	cup of primitive beer	83
#231	curmudgel	4
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#1521	delicious salad	4
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#217	denim axe	2
#297	dented harmonica	4
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#597	desiccated apricot	3
#316	diamond-studded cane	19
#111	didgeridooka	72
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#444	dirty hobo gloves	40
#6	dirty martini	1
#1312	disco ball	6
#1262	disco mask	5
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#154	distilled fortified wine	16
#149	distressed denim pants	46
#916	disturbing fanfic	44
#364	draggin' ball hat	17
#162	dreadlock whip	11
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#82	dry vodka martini	7
#1254	drywall axe	5
#516	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#801	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#720	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	8
#846	dusty bottle of Port	4
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#471	eXtreme mittens	6
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#198	energy drink IV	19
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#400	eyepatch	15
#406	f3d0r4	14
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#468	filthy corduroys	10
#407	filthy knitted dread sack	11
#487	filthy pestle	2
#216	filthy poultice	31
#299	finger cymbals	1
#128	fire poi	37
#344	flaming crutch	18
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#408	flaming talons	14
#247	flowing hippy skirt	3
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#496	foam noodle	1
#366	foolscap fool's cap	7
#383	fortune cookie	2
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#435	frilly skirt	7
#252	furniture dolly	10
#427	furry pants	1
#487	fuzzbump	2
#214	ga-ga radio	14
#262	gauze garter	46
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#661	ghuol egg	13
#625	ghuol guolash	7
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#161	giant foam finger	25
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#413	giant needle	90
#355	gingerbread mutant bugbear	10
#352	glass of goat's milk	26
#361	glowing red eye	42
#320	goat beard	17
#628	goat cheese	8
#560	goat cheese pizza	7
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#8	golden monkey statuette	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#526	grapefruit	5
#627	grapes	4
#275	grassy cutlass	3
#331	grave robbing shovel	3
#1909	green beer	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#103	grog	26
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#402	handful of moss	6
#215	handful of nuts and berries	12
#506	happiness	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#777	helmet turtle	33
#578	hemp string	7
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#6	hibernating Grimstone Golem	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#153	hippy medical kit	36
#142	hippy protest button	41
#372	honey-dipped locust	5
#5	hopeful candle	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#588	hot date	2
#296	hot wad	10
#430	hot wing	121
#409	huge spoon	3
#4	hungover chauvinist pig	1
#18	hypnodisk	1
#381	hypodermic needle	4
#1049	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	25
#726	ice-cold Willer	36
#966	ice-cold fotie	6
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#194	infernal fife	8
#262	infernal insoles	12
#219	insanely spicy bean burrito	30
#545	irate sombrero	2
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#213	jungle drum	2
#145	keg shield	31
#191	kick-ass kicks	18
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1016	lead necklace	3
#558	leather chaps	2
#305	leather mask	16
#525	lemon	57
#521	leotarrrd	2
#321	licorice garrote	6
#502	lihc face	6
#318	lime	34
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#863	little paper umbrella	12
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
#964	lucky rabbit's foot	6
#386	magic lamp	1
#397	magic whistle	1
#559	magical ice cubes	42
#377	magical mystery juice	17
#501	magicalness-in-a-can	4
#368	magilaser blastercannon	3
#387	magnifying glass	1
#480	maiden wig	3
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#690	mariachi pants	13
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#743	mind flayer corpse	3
#341	miner's helmet	8
#378	miner's pants	6
#355	monkey wrench	3
#364	moonglasses	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#370	moxie weed	54
#377	mullet wig	3
#908	nanite-infested candy cane	12
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#190	natural fennel soda	24
#176	ninja hot pants	24
#2516	obsidian dagger	3
#355	ocarina of space	3
#529	ocean motion	1
#54	old-fashioned	22
#1616	oozenog	3
#736	orange	4
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#508	oversized fish scaler	9
#116	oversized pipe	111
#276	oversized pizza cutter	27
#1352	oyster basket	2
#1761	pail	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#84	panicked kernel	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#988	papaya	1
#950	pasta spoon	10
#150	penguin shorts	1
#156	perforated battle paddle	48
#495	petrified time	1
#1884	phish stick	2
#387	phonics down	177
#829	piece of wedding cake	3
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#281	plastic guitar	5
#450	pointed stick	1
#1394	polyalloy shield	3
#180	poodle skirt	1
#716	pool cue	4
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
#5	praying Grim Brother	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#199	pygmy spear	2
#201	ram stick	18
#305	rave whistle	9
#970	ravioli hat	9
#470	red paisley oyster egg	7
#279	red pixel potion	13
#316	redrum	4
#120	reinforced beaded headband	70
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#395	ridiculously huge sword	28
#543	ring of aggravate monster	9
#428	ring of half-assed regeneration	7
#1556	roasted marshmallow	1
#168	round purple sunglasses	59
#856	royal jelly	1
#558	rubber axe	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#389	rusty grave robbing shovel	8
#392	sabre teeth	17
#520	safarrri hat	2
#537	salty dog	7
#384	salty slug	3
#5	sangria del diablo	1
#933	saucepan	21
#427	savoy truffle	3
#376	scented massage oil	3
#442	scorpion whip	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#1149	seal-clubbing club	7
#576	seal-skull helmet	11
#210	set of jacks	1
#226	severed rocking horse head	2
#1774	shiny ring	7
#165	shot of rotgut	6
#396	sk8board	2
#679	skeleton bone	34
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#317	slimy fermented bile bladder	16
#256	slimy sweetbreads	35
#692	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5
#525	snowboarder pants	4
#486	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	217
#627	solid gold pegleg	2
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#1203	spectral pickle	2
#225	spiced rum	3
#224	spicy noodles	1
#347	spiked femur	9
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#425	spooky mushroom	124
#292	spooky stick	34
#84	spoon!	1
#500	spork	2
#373	stale baguette	3
#522	stalk of asparagus	8
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#330	star pants	1
#420	star sword	1
🥉	stinky cheese sword	1
#1206	stolen accordion	8
#273	stone banjo	1
#80	stone baseball cap	29
#366	strawberry	41
#448	strawberry daiquiri	4
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#575	strongness elixir	3
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#7874	stuffed hand turkey	2
#1312	stuffed shoulder parrot	15
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#438	stunt nuts	2
#766	sucky decal	1
#479	suntan lotion of moxiousness	6
#363	swashbuckling pants	11
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#811	t8r tots	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#297	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#42	time helmet	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#475	tiny house	346
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#1175	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#2810	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#95	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#1447	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#1732	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#61	tiny plastic Toybot	3
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#1240	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1754	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#2198	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2152	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1452	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1069	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1414	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#1041	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	7
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1051	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#1465	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#66	tiny plastic warbear	3
#60	tiny plastic warbear fortress	3
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#919	tiny plastic zmobie	8
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#364	tip jar	2
#343	titanium assault umbrella	27
#3157	toast	1
#754	tomato	13
#452	twinkly wad	199
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#446	uncooked chorizo	6
#450	unidentified jerky	11
#150	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	73
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#437	viking helmet	19
#464	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	9
#515	vodka and cranberry	2
#559	vorpal blade	5
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#125	war tongs	30
#474	water wings	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#347	whiskey sour	5
#513	white Canadian	4
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#486	white chocolate chips	13
#448	white collar	2
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#706	white lightning	6
#310	white rice	3
#463	white satin pants	5
#567	white sword	4
#169	wicker shield	27
#432	witty rapier	3
#574	wolf mask	19
#107	wooden stakes	31
#396	wool hat	3
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#378	yohohoyo	4

Wow, that's 7,927 items total!

what items are this player missing?