Museum :: BanditAlt

BanditAlt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#230	1-ball	25
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#229	2-ball	26
#124	25-meat staff	1
#292	3-ball	18
#165	30669 scroll	73
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#184	334 scroll	37
#275	4-ball	20
#207	4-dimensional guitar	9
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#236	5-ball	25
#179	6-ball	38
#41	64067 scroll	15
#178	668 scroll	7
#145	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	26
#244	7-ball	26
#265	8-ball	116
#626	9-ball	1
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#157	Angry Farmer candy	1,177
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#245	BRICKO brick	485
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#107	Battlie Light Saver	7
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#107	Black No. 2	117
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#23	Bonestabber	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1173	Boss Bat britches	10
#113	Boss Drops	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#156	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	72
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#21	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	20
#77	C.H.U.M. chum	27
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#38	Cherry Cloaca Cola	100
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#122	Chroner	800
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#95	Cloaca Cola Polar	26
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#218	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	12
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	26
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#328	Cold Hots candy	20
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1039	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#228	D roll	26
#88	Daffy Taffy	477
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#202	Divine	3
#52	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	171
#170	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	77
#36	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	96
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#200	Dolphin King's crown	22
#68	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	229
#176	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	20
#75	Dramatic™ range	23
#750	Drowsy Sword	22
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#61	Duskwalker syringe	20
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#94	Dyspepsi-Cola	869
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#10	El Vibrato trapezoid	5
#227	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#42	Elmley shades	30
#170	Elvish delight	1
#95	Ent cider	163
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#56	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	282
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#53	Frat Army FGF	165
🥇	French slippers	1
#191	Friendliness Beverage	24
#119	Frogade	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#123	GOTO	4
#49	Gaia beads	116
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#323	Genalen™ Bottle	4
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#118	Gnollish flyswatter	28
#81	Gnollish pie server	23
#60	Gnollish pie tin	192
#82	Gnollish plunger	34
#84	Gnollish slotted spoon	25
#86	Gnollish toolbox	85
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#93	Green Manalishi	13
#312	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#131	Hatorade	1
#121	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#204	Hell ramen	22
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#92	Hippy Army MPE	149
#41	Hollandaise helmet	494
#59	Humanitini	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#53	Iiti Kitty phone charm	138
#397	Imp Ale	460
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#68	Jefferson wings	6
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#153	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	16
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#55	Junk-Bond	3
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#93	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	10
#113	Knob Goblin elite helm	54
#146	Knob Goblin elite pants	42
#144	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
#238	Knob Goblin elite shirt	35
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#183	Knob Goblin firecracker	137
#145	Knob Goblin harem pants	42
#150	Knob Goblin harem veil	37
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#365	Knob Goblin love potion	32
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#267	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#204	Knob Goblin pants	77
#241	Knob Goblin perfume	14
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#200	Knob Goblin scimitar	78
#182	Knob Goblin seltzer	118
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#291	Knob Goblin steroids	39
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#178	Knob Goblin superseltzer	50
#252	Knob Goblin tongs	71
#153	Knob Goblin visor	50
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#21	Knob lo mein	45
#244	Knob mushroom	42
#70	Knob nuts	16
#132	Knob pasty	4
#521	Knob sausage	3
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#178	Knoll mushroom	82
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#50	Lockenstock™ sandals	122
#56	Locust	1
#1181	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	21
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1042	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#423	Mad Train wine	233
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#33	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#129	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	22
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#115	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	60
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#290	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	21
#125	Meleegra™ pills	90
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#188	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	463
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#275	Misty Cape	4
#194	Misty Cloak	7
#321	Misty Robe	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#39	Mohawk wig	440
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#50	Monstar energy beverage	279
#89	Mornington crescent roll	10
#147	Mountain Stream soda	291
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#1634	Mr. Mediocrebar	17
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#158	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#114	Nardz energy beverage	8
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#84	O'RLY manual	20
#132	Oil of Parrrlay	26
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#276	Orcish baseball cap	12
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#156	Orcish frat-paddle	26
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
#20	PADL Phone	803
#99	PEEZ dispenser	118
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#399	Penultimate Fantasy chest	39
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#177	Piddles	2
#219	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#164	Polka Pop	2
#68	Polysniff Perfume	15
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#76	Professor What T-Shirt	13
#106	Psychotic Train wine	5
#77	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	17
#782	Ram's Face Lager	4
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1618	Rock Pops	18
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#259	SPF 451 lip balm	9
#138	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#59	Saturday Night Special	10
#39	Sazuruk-hai	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#76	Space Tourist Phaser	10
#90	Space Tours Tripple	19
#349	Spam Witch sammich	101
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#469	Spooky Surprise Egg	21
#39	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	29
#85	Squat-Thrust Magazine	12
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#40	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	5
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#248	Supernova Champagne	20
#168	Swabbie™ swab	25
#68	T.U.R.D.S. Key	19
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#591	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	11
#289	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	209
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#23	The Ring	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#190	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	27
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#334	Trollhouse cookies	112
#186	Tuesday's ruby	14
#166	Typical Tavern swill	60
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#176	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	20
#2405	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#174	WA	2
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#402	Warm Subject gift certificate	127
#138	Wet Russian	1
#88	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	6
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#50	Whoompa Fur Pants	14
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#79	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	30
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#97	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	19
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1503	Yummy Tummy bean	86
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#64	Zoodriver	2
#140	a butt tuba	10
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#165	abominable blubber	3
#108	abominable snowcone	230
#61	accidental cider	63
#129	acid-squirting flower	39
#143	acoustic guitarrr	31
#112	actual tapas	2
#76	adder	47
#91	adder bladder	182
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#59	amok pudding	11
#88	amok putter	2
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#14	ancient Magi-Wipes	2,481
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#55	ancient frozen dinner	66
#32	ancient ice cream scoop	63
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#134	ancient poisoned dart	21
#11	ancient protein powder	1,260
#10	ancient spice	634
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#297	ancient vinyl coin purse	11
#40	ankleweights	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#100	ant agonist	42
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#140	ant rake	3
#128	ant sickle	3
#55	anti-anti-antidote	181
#124	anticheese	107
#79	antique bottle of cough syrup	10
#10	antique greaves	1,129
#13	antique hand mirror	2,092
#12	antique helmet	1,104
#123	antique machete	5
#65	antique packet of ketchup	52
#9	antique shield	1,278
#12	antique spear	1,089
#18	arm buzzer	1
#18	armgun	419
#306	around the world	5
#120	arrrgyle socks	24
#82	artisanal limoncello	12
#37	asbestos apron	32
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#133	asbestos ore	70
#262	asbestos staff	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#261	asparagus knife	32
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#302	asshat	5
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#62	attorney's badge	30
#106	automatic catapult	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#140	awful poetry journal	1,372
#358	bätzle	1
#87	baby killer bee	113
#93	backwoods screwdriver	20
#1308	baconstone	5
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#2857	badass belt	16
#87	badge of authority	4
#133	badger badge	1
#234	bag of Cheat-Os	49
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#13	bag of pygmy blood	311
#428	baggie of powdered sugar	40
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#2042	ball	1
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#111	balloon helmet	4
#60	balloon monkey	33
#105	balloon shield	1
#44	balloon sword	11
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#142	ballroom blintz	52
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#176	banana cream pie	3
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#185	banana smoothie	4
#141	banana spritzer	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#400	bar skin	25
#57	bar whip	2
#51	barbed-wire fence	172
#187	bargain flash powder	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#52	barrrnacle	234
#73	barskin buckler	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#20	barskin hat	96
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#36	bartender-in-the-box	12
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#228	baseball	28
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#155	bat guano	119
#231	bat haggis	1
#40	bat hat	2
#35	bat whip	3
#112	bat wing	181
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#145	batblade	31
#203	batgut	179
#26	battered hubcap	33
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#23	beach glass bead	286
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#643	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#75	beer bomb	697
#17	beer bong	325
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#18	beer helmet	497
#233	beer lens	11
#59	beer-a-pult	3
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#127	beer-soaked mop	5
#788	beertini	1
#10	begpwnia	1,024
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#19	bejeweled pledge pin	541
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#65	bent scrap metal	15
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#124	big bad voodoo mask	7
#110	big bass drum	17
#382	big boom	1
#104	big red clown nose	111
#347	big rock	2
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#106	bilge wine	361
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#219	bird rib	6
#227	bit of clingfilm	18
#80	bit-o-cactus	79
#399	black & tan	3
#89	black belt	1
#65	black blade	6
#203	black cherry soda	1
#93	black cloak	3
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#60	black eye shadow	15
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#443	black forest cake	4
#303	black forest ham	6
#89	black gold	10
#50	black greaves	81
#54	black helmet	76
#176	black kettle drum	6
#85	black label	11
#124	black paisley oyster egg	32
#183	black pension check	46
#187	black pepper	13
#65	black picnic basket	67
#250	black pixel	102
#25	black plastic oyster egg	112
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#336	black pudding	6
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#65	black shield	60
#348	black snake skin	14
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
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#94	wings of fire	1
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#2204	yo	1
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Wow, that's 181,521 items total!

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