| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #789 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #787 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #833 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #114 | ancient frozen dinner | 25 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #96 | antique packet of ketchup | 26 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #125 | balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #330 | blackberry | 25 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #120 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #19 | borg sock monkey | 128 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #149 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #46 | classy monkey | 20 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #103 | dire fudgesicle | 28 |
| #100 | dishrag | 8 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #73 | hippy bongo | 33 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 11,438 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #118 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 24 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #28 | rhesus monkey | 53 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #157 | shiny butcherknife | 8 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1272 | thin black candle | 10 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 18 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #118 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 127 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 303 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #325 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #442 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 24 |