| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #790 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #790 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #834 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #115 | ancient frozen dinner | 25 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #98 | antique packet of ketchup | 26 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #126 | balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #135 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #330 | blackberry | 25 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #121 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #18 | borg sock monkey | 128 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #150 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #46 | classy monkey | 20 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #104 | dire fudgesicle | 28 |
| #102 | dishrag | 8 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #73 | hippy bongo | 33 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 11,438 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #117 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 24 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #28 | rhesus monkey | 53 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #159 | shiny butcherknife | 8 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1271 | thin black candle | 10 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 18 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #118 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 127 |
| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 303 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #325 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #443 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 24 |