| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #162 | Boss Bat britches | 75 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #86 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 10 |
| #45 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1,001 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #24 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 31 |
| #167 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 12 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #757 | badass belt | 68 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1380 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #292 | empty agua de vida bottle | 719 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #5 | floaty inverse geode | 13 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #415 | floaty sand | 34 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #73 | pumpkin juice | 3 |