Museum :: Tibbiara

Tibbiara

Rank	Item	Quantity
#22	"DRINK ME" potion	2,712
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#43	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	33
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#51	5-hour acrimony	77
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#407	A. W. O. L. commendation	13
#38	Adventurer bobblehead	5
#89	Alice's Army Alchemist	16
#117	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#94	Alice's Army Cleric	8
#128	Alice's Army Coward	4
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#8	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#75	Alice's Army Guard	20
#67	Alice's Army Halberder	24
#84	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#60	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	27
#53	Alice's Army Martyr	6
#88	Alice's Army Ninja	16
#81	Alice's Army Nurse	21
#95	Alice's Army Page	12
#83	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	19
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#71	Alice's Army Spearsman	19
#68	Alice's Army Swordsman	23
#87	Alice's Army Wallman	15
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#5	Ancient Protector Soda	120
#9	Ancient Saucehelm	55
#8	Angelhair Culottes	35
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#9	Argarggagarg's fang	53
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#61	Atomic Comic	5
#113	Atomic Pop	7
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#94	BGE merchandise order form	41
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#8	BOOterfinger	79
#60	BRAINS shorts	24
#56	BRICKO brick	10,753
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#39	BRICKO eye brick	2,488
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#51	BRICKO reactor	12
#256	BURT	108
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#8	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	35
#13	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	21
#9	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	273
#42	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	44
#58	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	41
#59	Batfellow comic	3
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#9	Big Punk	93
#66	BitterSweetTarts	71
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#8	Bling of the New Wave	41
#45	Blood 'n' Plenty	14
#267	Blood Light	15
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#14	Blue Diamond of Honesty	21
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#77	Bone's Farm "wine"	19
#27	Bonerdagon necklace	161
#120	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#45	Boots of Twilight Whispers	9
#106	Boss Bat bling	29
#16	Boss Bat britches	221
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#403	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	9
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#7	Brimstone Bracelet	2
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#8	Bruno's blessing of Mars	85
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#10	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	97
🥈	Byte	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#40	Cerebral Crossbow	10
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#49	Chroner	1,995
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#6	Claw of the Infernal Seal	53
#110	Cloaca Cola Polar	13
#84	Cloaca grenade	167
#101	Cloaca-Cola	486
#98	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	34
#36	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	82
#44	Cloaca-Cola helmet	70
#177	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#37	Cloaca-Cola shield	81
#39	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	16
#33	Cloak of Dire Shadows	13
#69	Codpiece of the Goblin King	61
#12	Colander of Em-er'il	39
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#41	Corpse Island iced tea	82
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#35	Crimbeau de toilette	11
#101	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	46
#586	Crimbo Credit	2
#20	Crimbo candied pecan	2,110
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#19	Crimbo fudge	2,198
#17	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,940
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#89	Crimbot battery	23
#280	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	8
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#98	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	5
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#72	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	9
#149	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#77	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#74	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7
#152	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#67	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	10
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#146	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	3
#102	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	5
#225	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	12
#185	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	7
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#316	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	6
#79	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	7
#97	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	5
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#202	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	6
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#275	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#283	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	8
#57	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	9
#558	Crimboween memo	19
#42	Crimboysters Rockefeller	11
#746	Crimbuck	1,129
#62	Crown of the Goblin King	246
#149	D roll	83
#18	DUFRESNE Suds	335
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#10	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	99
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#9	Disco 'Fro Pick	50
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#211	Dolphin King's crown	21
#167	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	21
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#39	Drowsy Sword	259
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
🥈	Drunkula's cape	4
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#7	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#100	Dust bunny	21
#151	Dyspepsi grenade	91
#1243	Dyspepsi-Cola	21
#66	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	39
#39	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	46
#46	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	46
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#36	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	47
#40	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	13
#133	Ecto-Cooler	9
#12	El Sombrero De Lopez	55
#8	Elder Turtle Shell	47
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#215	Eldritch snap	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#32	Elizabeth's Dollie	5
#9	Elizabeth's paintbrush	81
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#105	Elvish delight	3
#1165	Ent cider	1
#201	FDKOL commendation	3,314
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#57	Fantasma en la Máquina	94
#1367	Feynman gate	3
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#9	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	95
🥇	French slippers	1
#74	Friendliness Beverage	151
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#13	Frosty's frosty mug	203
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#45	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#24	Fudgie Roll	33
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#8	Galapagosian Cuisses	36
#74	Game Grid ticket	277
#19	Game Grid token	1,705
#47	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	195
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#7	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	36
#38	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	12
#16	Gets-You-Drunk	8
#10	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	17
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#60	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	31
#20	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	20
#339	Go-Wassail	53
🥈	Goggles of Loathing	2
#382	Goodfella contract	74
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#94	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#7	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	49
#5	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	2
#14	Great Wolf's headband	2
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#10	Great Wolf's right paw	2
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#74	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#86	Green Clover of Justice	18
#40	Gummy Brains	13
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#137	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	39
#10	Heimandatz's heart	49
#444	Hell ramen	3
#28	Helm of the Scream Emperor	15
#7	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#20	Hodgman's blanket	67
#31	Hodgman's bow tie	3
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#6	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#11	Hodgman's lucky sock	3
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#20	Hodgman's porkpie hat	5
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#6	Hodgman's whackin' stick	3
#90	Holiday Fun!	3
#109	How to Play Othello	4
#16	Hunger™ Sauce	11
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#87	Inner Strength	4
#52	Inner Truth	5
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#27	Instant Karma	376
#69	Iron Beta of Industry	137
#53	Jack-in-the-box	73
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Jeans of Loathing	2
#11	Jocko Homo's head	40
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#27	Jokester makeup	9
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#29	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	98
#6	Krakrox's Loincloth	53
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#54	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,433
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#104	LED block	13
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#62	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	86
#14	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	51
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#9	Lederhosen of the Night	51
#7	Lens of Hatred	2
#6	Lens of Violence	2
#11	Li'l Businessman Kit	46
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#31	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
🥇	Loathing Legion moondial	2
#37	Lobos Mints	25
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#11	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	22
#50	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	259
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1199	M-242	1
#516	Mad Train wine	176
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#30	Martialest Arts trophy	2
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's gavel	2
#9	Mayor Ghost's khakis	2
#11	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's toupee	3
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#117	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	21
#841	Microplushie: Bropane	3
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#722	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#866	Microplushie: Hippylase	3
#636	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#783	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#813	Microplushie: Sororitrate	3
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#30	Misty Cape	85
#30	Misty Cloak	74
#30	Misty Robe	85
#227	Mob Penguin cellular phone	100
#10	Moonds	76
#28	Morbidda trading card	5
#53	Mr. Accessory Jr.	2
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#171	My First Art of War	1
#174	NPZR chemistry set	30
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#93	Necbro wafers	6
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#23	New Cloaca-Cola	14
#140	New Zealand iced tea	88
#7	Newman's Own Trousers	49
#102	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	62
#173	Nightstalker perfume	16
#4	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	2
#19	Nuclear Blastball	194
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#31	Okee-Dokee soda	43
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's manacles	3
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#46	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	36
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#300	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#13	Oscus's flypaper pants	3
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#58	Othello's dagger	3
#75	Othello's handkerchief	2
#39	Othello's military jacket	5
#50	Outer Wolf™ cologne	2
#36	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	606
#12	Pain Dip	235
#39	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	33
#8	Pantaloons of Hatred	2
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#164	Piddles	3
#5	Pigsticker of Violence	3
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	1
#9	PlexiPips	344
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#10	Pocket Square of Loathing	72
#45	Poison Oak trading card	3
#103	Pokëmann band-aid	10
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	24
#35	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	22
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	8
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	16
#39	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	20
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	12
#61	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	23
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#30	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	22
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#24	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	16
#62	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	21
#72	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	20
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	23
#77	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	19
#54	Polka Pop	40
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#200	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#24	Racisto Ruidoso	12
#9	Rad Lib	10,288
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#27	Rattlin' Chains	24
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#25	Red Pill	14
#42	Red Rover BB gun	75
#118	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	13
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#34	Roman sadnals	11
#67	Rompedores de Fantasmas	84
#28	Roo trading card	5
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#11	Safari Jack's moustache	36
#5	Scalp of Gorgolok	69
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#595	Schrödinger's thermos	17
#7	Science Notebook	2
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#31	Serenity trading card	4
#26	Shield of Icy Fate	15
#73	Silver Bullet beer	30
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#6	Sogg-Os	30
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#4	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
#7	Staff of Simmering Hatred	2
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
🥇	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#40	Staff of the Soupbone	5
#8	Star Spawn	71
#48	Stephen's lab coat	5
#5	Stephen's secret formula	130
🥈	Stick-Knife of Loathing	3
#31	Strix stix	107
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#12	Sweet Sword	32
#38	Sword of Dark Omens	12
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#36	TI-9000 calculator	92
#40	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#47	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	444
#51	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	408
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#46	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	403
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#158	The Cooler Out of Space	19
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#27	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	4
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#173	The Joy of Wassailing	17
#5	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	2
#16	The Landscaper's leafblower	4
#16	The Legendary Beat	3
#23	The Mad Liquor	1
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#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
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#310	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
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#14	warbear procedural hilarity drone	47
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#63	warbear requisition box	100
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#46	warbear superpotion	4
#114	warbear wardance potion	16
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#30	warbear whosit	7,131
#210	warehouse key	2
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#69	weird gazelle steak	2
#127	wet venom duct	2
#934	wheel	3
#46	whisker pencil	122
#37	whiskey in a broken glass	79
#56	white candy heart	1,010
#198	white candygram	2
#586	white collar	1
#25	white earbuds	1
#45	white money bag	12
#15	white snake skin	1,186
#62	white tulip	9
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#21	willyweed	151
#447	wind-up meatcar	22
#93	wings of fire	1
#740	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	17
#109	witch hat	7
🥇	witch's bra	1
#5	witch's bread	19
#9	witch's brew	17
#69	wizard action figure	1
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#859	wolfman mask	4
#59	wooden block	54
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#21	worksite credentials	4
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#95	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#39	wrench bracelet	77
#9	wriggling severed nose	20
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#8	wrought-iron waders	2
🥉	wrought-iron walker	2
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#11	yam candy	21
#343	yellow candy heart	115
#186	yellow candygram	5
#37	yellow drunki-bear	42
#131	yellow gummi ingot	260
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#139	yellow plastic oyster egg	32
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#176	yellow striped oyster egg	13
#577	yo	16
#225	yo-yo	136
#119	yule gruel	6
#102	yule pup	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#8	zombie mariachi hat	2
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#107	zombie pineal gland	33

Wow, that's 370,144 items total!

what items are this player missing?