yardbird G08

RankItemQuantity
#102'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign16
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#535Angelhair Culottes2
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#533Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#24Chorale of Companionship3
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#95Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration3
#1365Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#950Elder Turtle Shell3
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#509Galapagosian Cuisses2
#111Game Grid ticket98
#98Game Grid token88
#520Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#1027Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#21Hodgman's varcolac paw2
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#521Let Me Be!3
#2510Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#118Mr. Joe's bangles12
#208Necrotelicomnicon3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#282Sinful Desires2
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#129Summer Nights7
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#205Wand of Oscus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#175Zu Mannkäse Dienen11
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#624antique bottle opener1
#5055badass belt5
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#28battered old top-hat1
#161bed of coals5
#44bewitching boots1
#26big bumboozer marble1
#154big bundle of chamoix1
#521bindlestocking3
#35bitter bowtie1
#41brazen bracelet1
#31clingfilm cap1
#529comfy coffin2
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#125corncob pipe12
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#105cup of infinite pencils13
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#109duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#387festive holiday hat11
#45flamin' bindle10
#101frayed rope belt13
#459freezin' bindle1
#151frigid air mattress5
#2296fuzzy dice3
#5337grue egg1
#254guard turtle shell7
#134hardened slime belt1
#54hardened slime hat3
#81hardened slime pants2
#60helm of the white knight1
🥉hobo code binder1
#19hobo dungarees1
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#738hobo nickel173
#27hobo stogie1
#179huge pumpkin1
#325iced-out bling1
#63insane tophat1
#49ironic knit cap1
#75ironic oversized sunglasses1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#166kickback cookbook4
#156lucky bottlecap10
#1424macaroni duck1
#382maple leaf1
#680marshmallow8
#109misfit teddy bear1
#36molten medallion1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#2030obsidian dagger5
#28old soft shoes1
#1800old sweatpants5
#185panhandle panhandling hat9
#91paperclip turban1
#414passable elf mask10
#118pig-iron bracers2
#126pig-iron helm2
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#56pumpkin juice4
#25rope with some soap on it1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#201sealhide seal doll6
#86sealhide whip1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#250sleazy bindle3
#42slime-covered club1
#14slime-covered greaves1
#12slime-covered helmet1
#34slime-covered necklace1
#70slimy alveolus23
#97slimy fermented bile bladder210
#90slimy sweetbreads218
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#202spangly sombrero2
#3789spectre scepter1
#132spooky bindle7
#271stained mattress4
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#456stainless steel skullcap7
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#330stinkin' bindle2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2039tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1916tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#968untamable turtle2
#806vertebra of the Bonerdagon9
🥈washboard shield1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#14wumpus-hair wig1

Wow, that's 1,324 items total!

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