| #102 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 16 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1988 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #319 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #110 | Game Grid ticket | 98 |
| #97 | Game Grid token | 88 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #125 | corncob pipe | 12 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #388 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #43 | flamin' bindle | 10 |
| #101 | frayed rope belt | 13 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #253 | guard turtle shell | 7 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #54 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #737 | hobo nickel | 173 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #166 | kickback cookbook | 4 |
| #156 | lucky bottlecap | 10 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #679 | marshmallow | 8 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #184 | panhandle panhandling hat | 9 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #57 | pumpkin juice | 4 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #201 | sealhide seal doll | 6 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #70 | slimy alveolus | 23 |
| #96 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 210 |
| #90 | slimy sweetbreads | 218 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #200 | spangly sombrero | 2 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #132 | spooky bindle | 7 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #331 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |