| #45 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,300 |
| #60 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 110 |
| #361 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 16 |
| #100 | Amulet of Yendor | 200 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #89 | Camp Scout pup tent | 100 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 50 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #61 | Game Grid ticket | 500 |
| #141 | Game Grid token | 15 |
| #95 | Jack-in-the-box | 50 |
| #33 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 100 |
| #32 | LCD game: Food Eater | 100 |
| #34 | LCD game: Garbage River | 100 |
| #400 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 100 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #63 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 90 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Bropane | 40 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 40 |
| #138 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 40 |
| #52 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 40 |
| #245 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 40 |
| #311 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 40 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 40 |
| #177 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 40 |
| #327 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 40 |
| #221 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 40 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 40 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #55 | Mr. Haggis | 90 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #287 | Swizzler | 6 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 150 |
| #5 | Uncle Buck | 20 |
| #36 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1,000 |
| #9 | abstraction: action | 300 |
| #11 | abstraction: category | 300 |
| #9 | abstraction: perception | 300 |
| #11 | abstraction: purpose | 300 |
| #12 | abstraction: sensation | 300 |
| #9 | abstraction: thought | 300 |
| #51 | actual reality goggles | 99 |
| #54 | airblaster gun | 100 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #97 | bag of GORF | 100 |
| #102 | bag of GORP | 100 |
| #298 | bag of airline peanuts | 100 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #119 | black-and-blue light | 500 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #63 | blue plasma ball | 900 |
| #615 | bottle of Blank-Out | 8 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #383 | cheap studded belt | 100 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #29 | confiscated cell phone | 100 |
| #34 | confiscated comic book | 100 |
| #30 | confiscated love note | 100 |
| #91 | confusing LED clock | 100 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #111 | defective skull | 200 |
| #185 | designer handbag | 14 |
| #112 | divine blowout | 350 |
| #139 | divine can of silly string | 270 |
| #139 | divine champagne flute | 130 |
| #155 | divine champagne popper | 60 |
| #121 | divine noisemaker | 320 |
| #81 | fake fake vomit | 300 |
| #65 | fake hand | 319 |
| #149 | fishelada | 3 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #55 | flavored foot massage oil | 900 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1243 | fudgecule | 11 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #15 | gift card | 89 |
| #37 | ginormous pumpkin | 10 |
| #58 | haggis socks | 90 |
| #84 | haggis-infused soap | 90 |
| #67 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 90 |
| #153 | hot watered rum | 2 |
| #17 | huge pumpkin | 30 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #27 | liquid SONAR | 5 |
| #727 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #63 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 306 |
| #34 | magicberry tablets | 297 |
| #37 | magnetic sculpture kit | 100 |
| #17 | megacopia | 30 |
| #296 | negative lump | 11 |
| #368 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #558 | pack of pogs | 28 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #12 | peppermint rhino baby | 6 |
| #57 | peppermint sprout | 121 |
| #8 | peppermint twist | 100 |
| #36 | personal massager | 900 |
| #239 | personalized coffee mug | 300 |
| #116 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 200 |
| #119 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 200 |
| #61 | pocket wish | 14 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #26 | portable cassette player | 150 |
| #13 | pumpkin | 420 |
| #51 | pumpkin beer | 40 |
| #33 | pumpkin juice | 10 |
| #61 | returned Thinknerd package | 30 |
| #78 | rubber emo roe | 300 |
| #20 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1,500 |
| #36 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1,500 |
| #39 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,500 |
| #31 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1,500 |
| #22 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,500 |
| #30 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1,500 |
| #6 | skulldozer egg | 11 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #37 | sugar sheet | 2,000 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #4 | unbearable light | 500 |
| #164 | yule gruel | 2 |