| #582 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #322 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #117 | 5-hour acrimony | 2 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #70 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #80 | Aggressive Carrot | 3 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 2 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #127 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #68 | Angelhair Culottes | 11 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 18 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #66 | BACON | 1,366 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #582 | BURT | 5 |
| #69 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 11 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #30 | Batfellow comic | 9 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #62 | Beach Buck | 168 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #55 | Bling of the New Wave | 13 |
| #327 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #53 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #251 | Bonerdagon necklace | 42 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #130 | Boss Bat bling | 24 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #4 | Brand of Violence | 4 |
| #301 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #58 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Carpathian longsword | 65 |
| #19 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #430 | Chroner | 18 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #102 | Clara's bell | 2 |
| 🥉 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 68 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #137 | Coinspiracy | 6 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #5 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 4 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #71 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #201 | DUFRESNE Suds | 3 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #51 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #104 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 15 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #41 | Drowsy Sword | 251 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #106 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 16 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #100 | Elder Turtle Shell | 14 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #127 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #45 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #52 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 4 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #62 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #212 | Freddy Kruegerand | 9 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #83 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| 🥉 | Gabarbar | 166 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #66 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 12 |
| #64 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 12 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #30 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #73 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 11 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #290 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #131 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #31 | Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie | 2 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Holiday Fun! | 168 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #464 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #34 | Iron Beta of Industry | 228 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1037 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #8 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 3 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 68 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #323 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 34 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #34 | LOV Elephant | 2 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #39 | LOV Enamorang | 5 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #80 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 15 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #79 | Lederhosen of the Night | 15 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #6 | Lens of Violence | 2 |
| #75 | Leonard's glasses | 5 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #36 | Liam's mail | 50 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #41 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 280 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #10 | Louder Than Bomb | 38 |
| #407 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 99 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #117 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #477 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #6 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 2 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 12 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #48 | Mer-kin killscroll | 19 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #74 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #321 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #24 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 130 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #98 | Mysterious Black Box | 16 |
| #98 | Mysterious Blue Box | 17 |
| #108 | Mysterious Green Box | 14 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #98 | Mysterious Red Box | 17 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #76 | Newman's Own Trousers | 11 |
| #578 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #19 | O | 114 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #629 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #120 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 17 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #70 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 4 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #332 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #8 | Pigsticker of Violence | 2 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #237 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #59 | Prunets | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #56 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 3 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #8 | SMOOCH bracers | 2 |
| #6 | SMOOCH breastplate | 2 |
| #6 | SMOOCH codpiece | 2 |
| #4 | SMOOCH kneepads | 2 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #4 | SMOOCH spaulders | 2 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| 🥉 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 77 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #84 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 13 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #90 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 8 |
| #115 | Smart Bone Dust | 2 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #4 | Source shades | 14 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #4 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 3 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #25 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #20 | Spookyraven signet | 203 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #304 | Supernova Champagne | 13 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #77 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 2 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #58 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 7 |
| #34 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #22 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #57 | Third Base | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #250 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #29 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 87 |
| #21 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 19 |
| #17 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 36 |
| #21 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 16 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA dowel | 4 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA plank | 2 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #1779 | Valentine | 4 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #60 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 13 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #100 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 7 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #168 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 2 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #14 | X | 149 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #32 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 4 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #565 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #133 | adder | 7 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #6 | adorable seal larva | 70 |
| #16 | aerated diving helmet | 37 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #4 | aerogel akubra | 2 |
| 🥉 | aerogel anvil | 3 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #38 | alien gemstone | 2 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #26 | alien rock sample | 27 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #124 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #85 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #140 | angst burger | 1 |
| #23 | animal part cracker | 9 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #34 | asshat | 445 |
| #32 | asteroid belt | 2 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #187 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #37 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #37 | bad-ass club | 7 |
| #74 | badass belt | 264 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #213 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1059 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #53 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 413 |
| #105 | bag of pygmy blood | 7 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #68 | ballast turtle | 12 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #84 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #86 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #79 | batskin belt | 19 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #924 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #224 | bejeweled cufflinks | 19 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #41 | big tun | 99 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #500 | black candy heart | 12 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #445 | black-and-blue light | 91 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #97 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #433 | blue plasma ball | 95 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #243 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #122 | booby trap | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of anÃs | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of clam juice | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #138 | bottle of goofballs | 154 |
| #51 | bottle of gregnadigne | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #71 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #14 | bowl of topioca | 16 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #3450 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #1020 | brick | 29 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #60 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #354 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #138 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #110 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #59 | buffalo dime | 5 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #44 | burnt snowpants | 39 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #745 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #227 | bus pass | 1 |
| #50 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #34 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
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| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
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| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
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| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
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| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
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| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #90 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #54 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
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| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
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| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #131 | executive mime flask | 9 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #24 | exotic parrot egg | 2 |
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| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
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| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #70 | firemilk | 1 |
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| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
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| #13 | fishin' hat | 1 |
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| #15 | fishy pipe | 4 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
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| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #41 | fuzzy montera | 58 |
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| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
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| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
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| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
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| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
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| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
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| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
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| #124 | ginger snaps | 1 |
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| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
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| #23 | gingerbread mask | 2 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #23 | gingerbread restraining order | 4 |
| #70 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #17 | gingerbread spice latte | 2 |
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| #87 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
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| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #58 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
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| #59 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
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| #76 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
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| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
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| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
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| #69 | little red jam | 1 |
| #101 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
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| #316 | loadstone | 1 |
| #29 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
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| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
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| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
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| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #25 | low tide martini | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
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| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #130 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #111 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #117 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #26 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #177 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
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| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #492 | magical mystery juice | 8 |
| #486 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
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| #647 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
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| #684 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
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| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
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| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #56 | meadeorite | 3 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
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| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #185 | memory of a C | 6 |
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| #201 | memory of an A | 5 |
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| #34 | mentholated wine | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #97 | metal meteoroid | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #31 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #39 | meteortarboard | 2 |
| #13 | meteorthopedic shoes | 52 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #22 | mime army challenge coin | 6 |
| #6 | mime army infiltration glove | 5 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #78 | mime army rations | 5 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #64 | mime eraser | 15 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
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| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
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| #40 | miniature life preserver | 2 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #466 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #365 | mood ring | 22 |
| #46 | moomy dust | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #59 | moreltini | 1 |
| #116 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #66 | mouldering barrel | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
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| #41 | mulberry | 1 |
| #53 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #63 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #73 | nasty snuff | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #108 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #27 | neg grog | 2 |
| #60 | nega-mushroom | 31 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #322 | negative lump | 10 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #171 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #11 | new habit | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #9 | noir fedora | 2 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #30 | nugget of nicksilver | 2 |
| #43 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #44 | nugget of slicksilver | 1 |
| #74 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #177 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #54 | octolus oculus | 1 |
| #12 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #50 | oil of expertise | 23 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
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| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #65 | oily paste | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #49 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #169 | old sweatpants | 400 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #118 | one glove | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #55 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #214 | open sauce | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #52 | orc paste | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #232 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #233 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #226 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #170 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #172 | ornate picture frame | 11 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #52 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #10 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 35 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #78 | page of the Necrohobocon | 34 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #29 | pair of candy glasses | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #17 | pair of scissors | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #49 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché handle | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #34 | patent aggression tonic | 1 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #40 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #38 | patent sallowness tonic | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #129 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #21 | peppermint sprig | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #60 | percent sign | 11 |
| #76 | perfect dark and stormy | 2 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #77 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #41 | personal graffiti kit | 6 |
| #340 | personal massager | 57 |
| #488 | personalized coffee mug | 104 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #109 | pestopiary | 1 |
| #882 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #1175 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #547 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #72 | ph balancer | 2 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #11 | phial of coldness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of hotness | 1 |
| #12 | phial of sleaziness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of spookiness | 1 |
| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #155 | pigeon egg | 2 |
| #91 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #78 | pile of useless robot parts | 17 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #161 | pink clay bead | 127 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #23 | plaid bandage | 3 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #50 | plastic nightmare troll | 6 |
| #61 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #69 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #32 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #110 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #115 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | poisonous caviar | 2 |
| #44 | poker face paint | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #1624 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #71 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #65 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #306 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #21 | powdered sealbone | 70 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #156 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #52 | prescription noodles | 1 |
| #83 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #71 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #537 | pretty flower | 157 |
| #37 | print screen button | 1 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #90 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #80 | psychic's amulet | 14 |
| #96 | psychic's circlet | 10 |
| #77 | psychic's crystal ball | 16 |
| #69 | psychic's pslacks | 22 |
| #49 | psychokinetic energy blob | 38 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #127 | pufferfish spine | 2 |
| #105 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #107 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #106 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #95 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #117 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #84 | punk patch | 31 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #16 | puppet strings | 50 |
| #136 | purple clay bead | 34 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #179 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #125 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #178 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #216 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #152 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #22 | rainbow sauce | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #147 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #60 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #61 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #64 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #69 | raw potato | 1 |
| #61 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #59 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #343 | red class ring | 30 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #21 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #56 | reflection of a map | 16 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #19 | residual zeal | 4 |
| #135 | resolution: be feistier | 2 |
| #131 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #102 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #114 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #127 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #80 | rhinestone | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #163 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #83 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #161 | robot grease | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #91 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #1988 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #17 | roller skate decoy | 1 |
| #37 | rotten tomato | 7 |
| #60 | rotting barrel | 6 |
| #62 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #2148 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2227 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1124 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #31 | rubber nubbin | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #30 | rusty chain necklace | 81 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #71 | s'more | 1,046 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #139 | sack lunch | 157 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #705 | sake bomb | 2 |
| #102 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #191 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #156 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #206 | sand dollar | 51 |
| #68 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #90 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
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