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Rank	Item	Quantity
#76	"DRINK ME" potion	746
#52	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	24
#259	1-ball	22
#123	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	100
#287	2-ball	17
#253	3-ball	22
#592	334 scroll	5
#256	4-ball	22
#140	4-d camera	1
#121	4-dimensional guitar	21
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#439	5-ball	10
#341	6-ball	14
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#397	7-ball	12
#335	8-ball	85
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#39	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#85	Abyssal ember	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#252	Alice's Army Ninja	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#330	Angry Farmer candy	364
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1223	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#571	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#26	Atomic Pop	73
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#258	BGE merchandise order form	16
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#551	BGE shotglass	13
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#882	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#527	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#18	Black Angus blackburger	3
#68	Blatantly Canadian	112
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#484	CRIMBCO wine	16
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#72	CSA bravery badge	109
#51	CSA fire-starting kit	426
#43	Camp Scout pup tent	439
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1428	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#270	Cold Hots candy	30
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1448	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#35	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	98
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#293	Crimbo candied pecan	45
#330	Crimbo fudge	37
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#309	Crimbo peppermint bark	41
#583	Crimbo pie	2
#83	Crimbo salad	7
#239	Crimbo wreath	3
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#1117	Crimbuck	491
#195	DNOTC Box	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#416	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#235	Divine	2
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#287	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#270	Ecto-Cooler	4
#116	El Vibrato power sphere	13
#2386	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#169	Elvish delight	1
#367	FDKOL commendation	924
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#207	Freddy Kruegerand	10
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#46	GOTO	64
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#194	Game Grid token	5
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#300	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#225	Gnollish toolbox	23
#748	Go-Wassail	11
#754	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1142	Heimandatz's heart	1
#383	Hell ramen	5
#27	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	16
#151	Hippy Army MPE	65
#273	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#707	Instant Karma	5
#121	Jack-in-the-box	44
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#178	Knob Goblin lunchbox	9
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#189	Knob nuts	2
#342	Knob pasty	1
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#107	Knob stir-fry	2
#143	Knob stroganoff	2
#490	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1199	M-242	1
#12	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#193	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	21
#197	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	433
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#271	Mon Tiki	2
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#32	Mr. Joe's bangles	25
#162	NPZR chemistry set	35
#286	Neuromancer	1
#299	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#383	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#307	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#202	Nuclear Blastball	3
#256	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#105	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	15
#196	Piddles	1
#194	Polka Pop	1
#440	Ram's Face Lager	41
#47	Red Rover BB gun	71
#114	Russian Ice	1
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#117	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#14	Salsa de las Epocas	24
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#82	Spooky Surprise Egg	224
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	2
#667	Sugar Cog	1
#100	Summer Nights	8
#507	Supernova Champagne	4
#936	Tales from the Fireside	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#260	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#338	Typical Tavern swill	12
#123	Ultrasoldier Serum	10
#1251	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#422	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	27
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#1399	Valentine	8
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#48	White Hyborian	7
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#772	Workytime Tea	1
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#157	a butt tuba	8
#473	a little sump'm sump'm	3
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#32	abominable blubber	99
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#193	accidental cider	10
#1005	acoustic guitarrr	1
#72	adder	65
#196	adder bladder	66
#1566	adorable seal larva	1
#296	agua de vida	3
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#348	alphabet gum	4
#126	amber aviator shades	1
#37	ammonite candy mold	7
#910	ammonite fossil	2
#337	amulet of extreme plot significance	43
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#519	ancient frozen dinner	2
#222	ancient poisoned dart	3
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#69	ant agonist	66
#115	ant hoe	4
#253	ant pick	1
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#139	ant rake	3
#106	ant sickle	4
#878	anticheese	2
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#405	antique packet of ketchup	2
#278	antique record album	10
#244	arrowgram	1
#170	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#112	asparagus knife	91
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#65	attorney's badge	28
#245	awful poetry journal	623
#277	bätzle	2
#60	baby cuddlefish	4
#203	baby killer bee	46
#380	bacon bath ball	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#59	bad-ass club	3
#83	badass pie	2
#13	bag of Cheat-Os	2,014
#53	bag of GORF	412
#49	bag of GORP	513
#106	bag of QWOP	42
#243	bag of W&Ws	15
#117	bag of lard	10
#145	baggie of powdered sugar	209
#354	ball	18
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#277	banana	21
#337	banana cream pie	1
#285	banana smoothie	2
#185	banana supersucker	2
#372	bananagate	18
#23	bananarama bangle	5
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#1090	barrrnacle	9
#110	barskin cloak	1
#98	baseball	94
#89	bat hat	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#473	batblade	4
#112	batgut	407
#331	bath ball gift set	15
#449	battered Crimbo Crate	24
#272	bazookafish bubble gum	5
#50	beastly paste	5
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#98	beer basted brat	2
#27	beer goggles	50
#57	beer lens	94
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#16	beer-soaked mop	158
#785	beertini	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#416	begpwnia	1
#549	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#28	belemnite candy mold	10
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#148	berries of suffering	1
#215	big bass drum	5
#42	big boom	56
#94	big glob of skin	2
#472	big rock	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#112	bilge wine	342
#73	bishop cookie	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#89	black belt	1
#165	black cherry soda	2
#103	black cloak	2
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#561	black paisley oyster egg	9
#527	black pension check	2
#379	black picnic basket	2
#66	black plastic oyster egg	52
#312	black polka-dot oyster egg	17
#160	black striped oyster egg	25
#269	black velvet box	1
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#165	blind-packed capsule toy	97
#165	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	93
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1653	blood flower	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#223	blue plastic oyster egg	22
#201	blue polka-dot oyster egg	18
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#122	blue shell	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#185	booze-soaked cherry	2
#139	borrowed time	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#73	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	16
#347	bottle of alcohol	7
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#282	bottle of fire	13
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#1070	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#154	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#154	bowl of cottage cheese	203
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#51	box of Familiar Jacks	10
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#3981	box of sunshine	14
#230	box turtle	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#8	boxing-glove-in-a-box	13
#246	brains casserole	1
#18	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	3
#92	brand new key	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#509	briefcase	5
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#159	brown pixel	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#955	bubbly potion	1
#250	bucket of honey	4
#161	bucket of wine	1
#205	buckyball	27
#46	bunch of square grapes	245
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#338	burnt flower	3
#117	bus pass	9
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#436	calle de miel	2
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#96	can of Red Minotaur	51
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#66	can of maces	16
#269	can of spinach	8
#477	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#902	candied kobold	2
#643	candied yams	14
#620	candy brain	3
#532	candy cane	69
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#342	candy knuckles	6
#52	candy skeleton	35
#352	cannonball charrrm	14
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#335	carob chunk cookies	6
#375	carob chunk noodles	4
#214	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#288	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#234	charming flute	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#70	chisel	2
#286	chocolate bath ball	3
#482	chocolate filthy lucre	5
#48	chocolate pasta spoon	55
#141	chocolate saucepan	4
#214	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#529	chorizo brownies	2
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#663	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#1979	club necklace	3
#433	coffin lid	2
#164	cold hi mein	3
#164	collection of tiny spooky objects	11
#529	comfy coffin	2
#188	comfy pillow	2
#106	communications windchimes	156
🥉	control crystal	1
#404	copper ha'penny charrrm	10
#316	corn holder	3
#81	corncob pipe	16
#896	corpse on the beach	5
#853	corpsedriver	5
#1027	corpsetini	4
#174	correction fluid	1
#481	corrupted data	15
#167	cottage	2
#116	crazy little Turkish delight	248
#433	cream pie	1
#370	creamsicle	5
#49	creepy voodoo doll	7
#113	crotchety pants	1
#98	crowbar	3
#540	crowbarrr	2
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#118	crystalline cheer	948
#220	cup of primitive beer	10
#403	curmudgel	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#666	cymbal syrup	1
#144	d10	1
#140	d20	1
#106	d4	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#124	das boot	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#109	dead lights pie	1
#33	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#268	decent brain	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#374	denim axe	1
#496	deodorant	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#911	designer handbag	2
#61	dethklok	1
#173	devilish folio	3
#696	diamond necklace	10
#374	digital key lime pie	1
#146	dingy planks	2
#391	dire fudgesicle	2
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#506	divine can of silly string	2
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#410	divine champagne popper	2
#478	divine cracker	1
#502	divine noisemaker	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#64	donkey flipbook	11
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#122	draggin' ball hat	97
#466	drop of water-37	1
#1253	drywall axe	5
#132	dubious peppermint	1
#515	ducha de oro	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#317	dull fish scale	8
#194	dusty Crimbo crate	47
#442	dwarf bread	9
#174	dwarvish magazine	7
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#336	eggbeater	1
#111	electric crutch	1
#1590	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#287	elven hardtack	1
#1394	elven moonshine	2
#266	elven squeeze	3
#692	elven suicide capsule	25
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#304	enormous hoop earring	3
#121	epic wad	5
#173	escargotsicle	2
#719	evil golden arch	4
#125	evil golden arches	11
#2681	evil teddy bear	1
#111	extra-flat panini	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#1947	facsimile dictionary	1
#371	fake blood	3
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#242	fancy bath salts	67
#787	fancy chocolate	4
#347	fancy chocolate car	8
#790	fancy dress ball	13
#723	fancy opera glasses	3
#6	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	128
#72	fat bottom quark	30
#405	fat loot token	1
#2007	felt	2
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#349	festive sausage	6
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#983	filthy lucre	28
#195	finger cymbals	3
#1761	fire	1
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#723	flaming crutch	3
#80	flask of baconstone juice	1
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#274	flower petal pie	1
#146	flute of flat champagne	100
#25	flytrap bezoar	2
#127	flytrap pellet	2
#725	foam dart	5
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#572	fossilized limb	9
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#359	fossilized spine	4
#638	fossilized torso	3
#479	fossilized wing	5
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#126	frayed rope belt	11
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1448	friendly cheez blob	1
#224	frigid fudgepuck	17
#56	frigid hankyū	17
#103	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	6
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#707	frozen banquet	1
#125	frozen nunchaku	30
#96	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	7
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#728	fudge lily	2
#259	fudge spork	1
#830	fudgecule	249
#61	fudgesicle	9
#323	funhouse mirror	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#355	ga-ga radio	5
#196	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#68	generic healing potion	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#292	ghost trap	3
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#366	ghuol egg	49
#777	giant designer sunglasses	3
#1275	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2408	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#104	giant foam finger	51
#130	giant marshmallow	3
#185	giant needle	406
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#235	gift-a-pult	2
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#885	gingerbread bugbear	25
#214	gingerbread house	3
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#187	glass of warm milk	1
#128	glass of warm water	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#86	glob of green slime	25
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#53	glowing esca	3
#329	glowing red eye	49
#736	gnauga hide	1
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#421	gnoll teeth	8
#169	goat cheese taco	1
#2190	googly eye	2
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#697	green candy heart	9
#323	green gummi ingot	101
#197	green peawee marble	2
#237	green smoke bomb	9
#640	green snowcone	4
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#300	gremlin juice	6
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#546	grog	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#3471	grue egg	4
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#468	guy made of bee pollen	5
#226	gyroscope	13
#39	hair of the calf	7
#164	half-baked potion	12
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#135	half-sized guitar	8
#189	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#3462	handful of confetti	5
#396	handful of numbers	1
#1227	heart necklace	6
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1395	heart of the volcano	2
#186	hedgeturtle	3
#211	henna face paint	8
#178	henna tattoo	5
#1370	herringcello	13
#465	hideous egg	4
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#112	hippy protest button	58
#484	holiday cheese log	4
#85	holiday log	3
#81	honey stick	8
#266	horizontal tango	4
#341	hot plate	1
#460	hot wad	1
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Wow, that's 24,211 items total!

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