| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #85 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Aye Aye | 2 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #183 | BURT | 158 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #118 | Barulio's bottle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #84 | Belt of Howling Anger | 6 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Bonerdagon necklace | 75 |
| #79 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #35 | Boss Bat britches | 161 |
| #32 | Boulevardier cocktail | 10 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #74 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #85 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #168 | Camp Scout pup tent | 2 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #48 | Candy Alexander | 2 |
| 🥈 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 2 |
| #24 | Cheer-Up soda | 41 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #141 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 7 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #173 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #194 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 26 |
| #323 | Crimbo Credit | 15 |
| #168 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 17 |
| #557 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #567 | Crimbo fudge | 18 |
| #402 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 27 |
| #229 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
| #60 | Crimbo salad | 8 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 16 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 14 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 8 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 10 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #236 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #39 | Crown of the Goblin King | 346 |
| #286 | D roll | 10 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #84 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 3 |
| #118 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 14 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #35 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #118 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #226 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 7 |
| #73 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #11 | Drowsy Sword | 456 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #112 | Elder Turtle Shell | 13 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #48 | Event Horizon | 2 |
| #225 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 2 |
| #23 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 86 |
| #24 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 92 |
| #20 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 354 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #109 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 5 |
| #88 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #24 | Frigid Northern Beans | 11 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #85 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 6 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #594 | Gnollish toolbox | 2 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #403 | Goodfella contract | 67 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #143 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 7 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #194 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #154 | Green Manalishi | 2 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #130 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #12 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 8 |
| #28 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 9 |
| #82 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
| #110 | Hodgman's blanket | 12 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #50 | Hollandaise helmet | 405 |
| #57 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 2 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #59 | How to Play Othello | 10 |
| #44 | Hunger™ Sauce | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #9 | Iron Beta of Industry | 379 |
| #260 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #84 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #132 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #139 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 7 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #21 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 2 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #6 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 536 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #10 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 17 |
| #16 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 8 |
| #21 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 6 |
| #85 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #100 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 21 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #4 | Misty Cape | 158 |
| #6 | Misty Cloak | 181 |
| #7 | Misty Robe | 197 |
| #22 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 4 |
| #18 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2,202 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #38 | Moonshine Mohobo | 3 |
| #16 | My First Art of War | 44 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #83 | Newbiesport™ tent | 107 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #57 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 88 |
| #139 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 10 |
| #98 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 20 |
| #94 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 18 |
| #125 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #120 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 16 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #72 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #36 | Piddles | 350 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #24 | Polka Pop | 273 |
| #23 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 11 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #13 | Red Roger's reliquary | 56 |
| #183 | Red Rover BB gun | 21 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #134 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #171 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #109 | Shield of Icy Fate | 4 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #34 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 3 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #5 | Stephen's lab coat | 121 |
| #321 | Sugar Cog | 7 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #381 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 34 |
| #246 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 61 |
| #312 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 46 |
| #120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 7 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #322 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 10 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #210 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 77 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 9 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 10 |
| #116 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 21 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 11 |
| #379 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 10 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #490 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 4 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #30 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 9 |
| #254 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #253 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 3 |
| #208 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 7 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #497 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 21 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #46 | VYKEA meatballs | 2 |
| #19 | Victor's Spoils | 23 |
| #48 | Vodka Matryoshka | 4 |
| #175 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #20 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 14 |
| #79 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
| #80 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 26 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #181 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #44 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 18 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #157 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
| #108 | alien drugs | 25 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥉 | alien source code printout (used) | 2 |
| #92 | amok pudding | 6 |
| #25 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 2 |
| #89 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 117 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #101 | antique hand mirror | 89 |
| #65 | asbestos thermos | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #563 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #13 | bad-ass club | 24 |
| #12 | badass belt | 546 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #45 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #218 | barrrnacle | 70 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #91 | batskin belt | 16 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #4 | bauxite beret | 75 |
| #6 | bauxite bow-tie | 59 |
| #6 | bauxite boxers | 54 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #179 | beavermouth | 16 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #105 | bejeweled cufflinks | 35 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #50 | berries of suffering | 13 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #154 | black pension check | 64 |
| #32 | black slime glob | 4 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #802 | black-and-blue light | 5 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #42 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 7 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #35 | blue money bag | 8 |
| #785 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #543 | blue snowcone | 9 |
| #4 | blueberry muffin | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of goofballs | 677 |
| #110 | bottle of pirate juice | 7 |
| #50 | bottle of realpagne | 12 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #108 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #84 | bowl of Jeal-O | 86 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #236 | box of Dweebs | 14 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #181 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 2 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #1619 | box of sunshine | 103 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #176 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #35 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #496 | brine | 40 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #64 | bunny liver | 149 |
| #167 | burnt flower | 63 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #62 | can of sterno | 5 |
| #47 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #39 | candy mountain oyster | 2 |
| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #213 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #50 | cheer-o-gram | 16 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #84 | chintzy saucepan earring | 13 |
| #248 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #55 | chocotini | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #77 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #187 | club necklace | 27 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #81 | commemorative war stein | 1,085 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #5 | corned beet | 13 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #75 | cotton candy bale | 3 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #105 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #167 | crystalline cheer | 638 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #64 | cursed wishbone | 6 |
| #55 | cylindrical mold | 94 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #270 | dense meat stack | 1,071 |
| #43 | designer handbag | 38 |
| #561 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #111 | digital key lime | 6 |
| #153 | digital key lime pie | 7 |
| #420 | dill | 95 |
| #97 | diluted makeup | 4 |
| #21 | discarded button | 2 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #112 | dollar-sign bag | 45 |
| #94 | donated booze | 244 |
| #96 | donated candy | 185 |
| #79 | donated food | 342 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #44 | double-ice britches | 3 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #110 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #14 | drug cocktail sauce | 3 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #175 | duct tape | 294 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #9 | eldritch distillate | 14 |
| #79 | eldritch effluvium | 1,986 |
| #46 | eldritch extract | 3 |
| #82 | eldritch ichor | 27 |
| 🥈 | eldritch oil | 166 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #94 | ert grey goo ring | 9 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #97 | executive mime flask | 12 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #38 | extra-strength red potion | 37 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #434 | fancy dress ball | 30 |
| #67 | fancy opera glasses | 58 |
| #175 | fat wallet | 2 |
| #497 | felt | 18 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #5 | figurine of a cold seal | 206 |
| #19 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 49 |
| #21 | figurine of a sleek seal | 69 |
| #138 | figurine of a slippery seal | 13 |
| #23 | figurine of a stinking seal | 78 |
| #7 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 112 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #33 | fire | 182 |
| #73 | [2426]fire flower | 14 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #102 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #60 | freshwater fishbone | 29 |
| #241 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #9 | fruitfilm | 233 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #852 | fudgecule | 217 |
| 🥉 | fuzzy busby | 190 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #7 | fuzzy earmuffs | 190 |
| 🥉 | fuzzy montera | 159 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #64 | garish pinky ring | 60 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #35 | genie's bracers | 6 |
| #20 | genie's pants | 16 |
| #38 | genie's scimitar | 6 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #107 | ghost beer | 6 |
| #880 | ghost cucumber | 42 |
| 🥈 | ghost of a necklace | 515 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #38 | ghostly pickling solution | 6 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #79 | giant designer sunglasses | 52 |
| #22 | giant pinky ring | 376 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #172 | glass of herbal tequila | 6 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #35 | gnawed-up dog bone | 2 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #78 | gold crown | 17 |
| #9 | gold wedding ring | 512 |
| #89 | googly eye | 134 |
| #6 | government booze shipment | 14 |
| #7 | government candy shipment | 15 |
| #114 | government cheese | 31 |
| #6 | government food shipment | 15 |
| #13 | government requisition form | 476 |
| #72 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 8 |
| #82 | green clay bead | 144 |
| #57 | green drunki-bear | 21 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #18 | green slime glob | 117 |
| #639 | green snowcone | 4 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #9 | grue egg | 522 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #199 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #98 | hamlet sandwich | 105 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #14 | handful of confetti | 558 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #59 | hawk | 28 |
| #19 | heart cozy | 85 |
| #375 | heart necklace | 17 |
| #178 | heart of the volcano | 39 |
| #11 | heavy crown | 339 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #181 | high-energy mining laser | 6 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #146 | huge gold coin | 43 |
| #33 | hushed puppy | 6 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #160 | impure gasoline | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #15 | intricate music box parts | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #265 | irate sombrero | 9 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #32 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 2 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #179 | jive turkey leg | 7 |
| #55 | karma shawarma | 4 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #158 | kumquat supersucker | 4 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #477 | lavender candy heart | 30 |
| #27 | leftover pasty | 2 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| 🥇 | li'l knight costume | 69 |
| #544 | licorice root | 3 |
| #137 | lime supersucker | 4 |
| #21 | liquid ice | 37 |
| #17 | little black book | 56 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #12 | lowercase a | 10 |
| #76 | lumbering jack | 8 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #49 | mariachi hat | 436 |
| #88 | massive gemstone | 52 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #505 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #121 | minin' dynamite | 7 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #13 | moonberry wine cooler | 227 |
| #188 | mooseflank | 10 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #311 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #102 | nega-mushroom | 20 |
| #183 | negative lump | 251 |
| #169 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #125 | non-aged vinegar | 17 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #279 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #18 | odd silver coin | 19 |
| #250 | old coin purse | 36 |
| #204 | old leather wallet | 47 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #110 | old sweatpants | 645 |
| #15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
| #461 | orange candy heart | 46 |
| #18 | orange slime glob | 183 |
| #676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #91 | overloaded micro-reactor | 39 |
| #103 | pair of government shades | 6 |
| #309 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #10 | peanut brittle shield | 265 |
| #33 | pear supersucker | 27 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #248 | peppermint tailings | 45 |
| #94 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #839 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #58 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #91 | pickled bread | 4 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #10 | piece of after eight | 265 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #134 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #77 | pitted sheet metal | 53 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #127 | pog #01 (spider) | 8 |
| #112 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 10 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #116 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 9 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #194 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #54 | potion of the litterbox | 2 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #106 | pretty flower | 4,947 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #11 | psychic's amulet | 298 |
| #10 | psychic's circlet | 324 |
| #12 | psychic's crystal ball | 305 |
| #12 | psychic's pslacks | 271 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #113 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #53 | pumpkin juice | 5 |
| #121 | purple clay bead | 40 |
| #47 | purple corpsel | 8 |
| #491 | purple snowcone | 16 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #119 | rattler rattle | 9 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #155 | really dense meat stack | 35 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #8 | red book | 125 |
| #50 | red drunki-bear | 24 |
| #62 | red money bag | 28 |
| #388 | red snowcone | 28 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #175 | red-and-green sweater | 18 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #11 | residual chitin paste | 66 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #10 | rodeo whiskey | 123 |
| #2457 | rogue swarmer | 9 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #51 | roll of toilet paper | 1,917 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #65 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #241 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 24 |
| #147 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 33 |
| #217 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 25 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #7 | rusty chain necklace | 158 |
| #108 | salt wages | 43 |
| #30 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #233 | salty slug | 7 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #6 | sawblade shield | 162 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #101 | seal-skull helmet | 279 |
| #183 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 6 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #180 | shiny stones | 43 |
| #173 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #98 | silent pea shooter | 12 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #76 | silver cow skull | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #28 | single atom | 678 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #127 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #32 | sleeping wereturtle | 29 |
| #194 | sleeve deuce | 4 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #17 | snake oil | 118 |
| #12 | snake skin | 223 |
| #196 | snowball | 2 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #29 | solid gold bowling ball | 368 |
| #195 | solid gold pegleg | 26 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #25 | space blanket | 24 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #173 | space junk | 7 |
| #621 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #129 | spaghetti cult rosary | 10 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #645 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #5 | spectre scepter | 536 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #455 | spooky length of string | 23 |
| #80 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #443 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #181 | spooky toy wheel | 27 |
| #676 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #25 | stainless steel scarf | 43 |
| #35 | stainless steel shillelagh | 31 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #9 | stainless steel slacks | 43 |
| #18 | stainless steel solitaire | 30 |
| #168 | stainless steel suspenders | 18 |
| #112 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 8 |
| #113 | stale cheer wine | 9 |
| #47 | stick | 63 |
| #346 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #162 | stringy sinew | 62 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 297 |
| #128 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 202 |
| #125 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 206 |
| #84 | stuffed Meat | 318 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #134 | stuffed angry cow | 221 |
| #128 | stuffed astral badger | 222 |
| #153 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 194 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #146 | stuffed cocoabo | 196 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #144 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 201 |
| #141 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 202 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1041 | stuffed gray blob | 17 |
| #104 | stuffed hand turkey | 247 |
| #38 | stuffed key | 578 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #126 | stuffed mind flayer | 225 |
| #103 | stuffed mink | 284 |
| #109 | stuffed monocle | 266 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #143 | stuffed scary death orb | 210 |
| #210 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 93 |
| #139 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 212 |
| #169 | stuffed snowy owl | 175 |
| #136 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 222 |
| #179 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 42 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #120 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 216 |
| #88 | stuffed teddy butler | 296 |
| #115 | stuffed tin of caviar | 258 |
| #41 | stuffed treasure chest | 563 |
| #130 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 223 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #119 | stuffed yo-yo | 7 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #228 | sucker scaffold | 50 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #162 | sugar banana | 4 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #170 | sugar cherry | 3 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #142 | sugar lime | 4 |
| #19 | sugar-coated pine cone | 227 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #532 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #24 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 58 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
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| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
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| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1,947 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
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| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #800 | toy mercenary | 8 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #36 | toy sixgun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #25 | transparent pants | 3 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #313 | trilobite fossil | 14 |
| #434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #91 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
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| #1148 | unstable DNA | 30 |
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| #121 | unused soap | 9 |
| #125 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #39 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 153 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |
| #121 | viral DNA | 13 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #38 | void stone | 134 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #14 | wand of pigification | 63 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #19 | warbear drone codes | 3 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #246 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #419 | warbear whosit | 131 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #174 | whiskey in a broken glass | 7 |
| #446 | white candy heart | 44 |
| #63 | white money bag | 10 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #73 | worst candy | 1 |
| #114 | woven baling wire bracelets | 8 |
| #5 | wrench bracelet | 158 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #230 | wumpus hair | 7 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #33 | yam candy | 7 |
| #579 | yellow candy heart | 35 |
| #54 | yellow drunki-bear | 20 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |
| #54 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |