| #86 | "caramel" orange | 27 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #143 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #198 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #213 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #96 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #85 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
| #784 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #214 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Aye Aye | 2 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #502 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #183 | BURT | 158 |
| #293 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #150 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #347 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 30 |
| #119 | Barulio's bottle | 2 |
| #84 | Belt of Howling Anger | 6 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #100 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #16 | Boltsmann ID badge | 3 |
| #95 | Bonerdagon necklace | 80 |
| #79 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #470 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #31 | Boss Bat britches | 166 |
| #27 | Boulevardier cocktail | 13 |
| #228 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #77 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #90 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #168 | Camp Scout pup tent | 2 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #49 | Candy Alexander | 2 |
| 🥈 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 2 |
| #24 | Cheer-Up soda | 41 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #5 | Chubby and Plump bar | 996 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #142 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 7 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #532 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #197 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 26 |
| #324 | Crimbo Credit | 15 |
| #172 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 17 |
| #558 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #124 | Crimbo food scraps | 30 |
| #568 | Crimbo fudge | 18 |
| #402 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 27 |
| #228 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
| #59 | Crimbo salad | 8 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 16 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 14 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 8 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 10 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #237 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 3 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 136 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 55 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2334 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #35 | Crown of the Goblin King | 378 |
| #289 | D roll | 10 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #88 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 3 |
| #119 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 14 |
| #179 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #119 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #228 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 7 |
| #74 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #9 | Drowsy Sword | 487 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #113 | Elder Turtle Shell | 13 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #72 | Elf Army machine parts | 32 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #164 | Elf Guard MPC | 948 |
| #51 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #49 | Event Horizon | 2 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #225 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 2 |
| #21 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 92 |
| #24 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 95 |
| #14 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 416 |
| #1167 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #108 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 5 |
| #92 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #24 | Frigid Northern Beans | 11 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #266 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #224 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #85 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 6 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #402 | Goodfella contract | 67 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #63 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #194 | Green Clover of Justice | 10 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| #13 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 8 |
| #28 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 9 |
| #82 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #108 | Hodgman's blanket | 12 |
| #46 | Hollandaise helmet | 449 |
| #56 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 2 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #60 | How to Play Othello | 10 |
| #44 | Hunger™ Sauce | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #235 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #304 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #350 | Instant Karma | 21 |
| #9 | Iron Beta of Industry | 407 |
| #266 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #67 | Jamaican coffee | 5 |
| #84 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #835 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #134 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #140 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 7 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #21 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 2 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #454 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #24 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #55 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #6 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 567 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #10 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 17 |
| #16 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 8 |
| #21 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 6 |
| #86 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 3 |
| #100 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 21 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #748 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #5 | Misty Cape | 162 |
| #6 | Misty Cloak | 197 |
| #7 | Misty Robe | 213 |
| #22 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 4 |
| #17 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2,423 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #40 | Moonshine Mohobo | 3 |
| #16 | My First Art of War | 50 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #81 | Newbiesport™ tent | 117 |
| #99 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
| #53 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 90 |
| #139 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 10 |
| #98 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 20 |
| #94 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 18 |
| #125 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #624 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #113 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 18 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #75 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #100 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #564 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #31 | Piddles | 487 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #771 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #795 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #877 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #20 | Polka Pop | 399 |
| #23 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 11 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #73 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #11 | Red Roger's reliquary | 73 |
| #166 | Red Rover BB gun | 23 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #136 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #171 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #109 | Shield of Icy Fate | 4 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #50 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #36 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 3 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #5 | Stephen's lab coat | 127 |
| #321 | Sugar Cog | 7 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #31 | Swedish coffee | 5 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #381 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 34 |
| #233 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 64 |
| #312 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 46 |
| #120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 7 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #323 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 10 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #211 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #18 | The Superconductor's CPU | 6 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #360 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 5 |
| #168 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #317 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 16 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 79 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #1377 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #164 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1057 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #72 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #261 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #624 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 22 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 11 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 4 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 10 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #763 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #463 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #518 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 4 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #129 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #30 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 9 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #182 | Trainbot slag | 5 |
| #254 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #253 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 3 |
| #208 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 7 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #496 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 21 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #47 | VYKEA meatballs | 2 |
| #19 | Victor's Spoils | 24 |
| #176 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #20 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 14 |
| #71 | Yakisoba's hat | 13 |
| #77 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 27 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #182 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #44 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 18 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #158 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
| #109 | alien drugs | 25 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥉 | alien source code printout (used) | 2 |
| #94 | amok pudding | 6 |
| #25 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 2 |
| #78 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 140 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #101 | antique hand mirror | 89 |
| #65 | asbestos thermos | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #57 | automa-bot parts | 370 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #486 | baby killer bee | 20 |
| #13 | bad-ass club | 24 |
| #12 | badass belt | 579 |
| #72 | ball | 102 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #45 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #59 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #215 | barrrnacle | 71 |
| #230 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #93 | batskin belt | 16 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #4 | bauxite beret | 79 |
| #5 | bauxite bow-tie | 64 |
| #6 | bauxite boxers | 58 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #180 | beavermouth | 16 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #105 | bejeweled cufflinks | 35 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #51 | berries of suffering | 13 |
| #230 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #172 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #51 | black candy heart | 284 |
| #142 | black pension check | 75 |
| #32 | black slime glob | 4 |
| #803 | black-and-blue light | 5 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #41 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 7 |
| #516 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #772 | blood flower | 7 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #23 | blue money bag | 10 |
| #786 | blue plasma ball | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #543 | blue snowcone | 9 |
| #4 | blueberry muffin | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #82 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #15 | bottle of goofballs | 728 |
| #50 | bottle of realpagne | 13 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #108 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #84 | bowl of Jeal-O | 86 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #181 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 2 |
| #1620 | box of sunshine | 103 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #496 | brine | 40 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #44 | bunny liver | 215 |
| #167 | burnt flower | 63 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #29 | cabooze | 13 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #62 | can of sterno | 5 |
| #38 | candied lime | 5 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #39 | candy mountain oyster | 2 |
| #57 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #26 | canteen of eggnog | 5 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #215 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #52 | cheer-o-gram | 16 |
| #24 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #188 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 5 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #85 | chintzy saucepan earring | 13 |
| #253 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #28 | chocomotive | 13 |
| #55 | chocotini | 1 |
| #261 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #65 | cloning kit | 33 |
| #187 | club necklace | 27 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #62 | commemorative war stein | 1,412 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #6 | corned beet | 14 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #76 | cotton candy bale | 3 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #166 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #106 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #42 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 80 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #103 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #217 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #155 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 11 |
| #64 | cursed wishbone | 6 |
| #55 | cylindrical mold | 94 |
| #106 | d4 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #255 | dense meat stack | 1,234 |
| #43 | designer handbag | 39 |
| #427 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #5 | dice-shaped backpack | 3 |
| #111 | digital key lime | 6 |
| #154 | digital key lime pie | 7 |
| #420 | dill | 95 |
| #98 | diluted makeup | 4 |
| #21 | dirty bottlecap | 2 |
| #17 | discarded button | 3 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #113 | dollar-sign bag | 45 |
| #95 | donated booze | 244 |
| #98 | donated candy | 185 |
| #80 | donated food | 342 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #44 | double-ice britches | 3 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #119 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 33 |
| #81 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #13 | drug cocktail sauce | 3 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #155 | duct tape | 339 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #14 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #8 | eldritch distillate | 16 |
| #71 | eldritch effluvium | 2,454 |
| #46 | eldritch extract | 3 |
| #82 | eldritch ichor | 30 |
| 🥈 | eldritch oil | 174 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #97 | ert grey goo ring | 9 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #98 | executive mime flask | 12 |
| #492 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #38 | extra-strength red potion | 37 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #1794 | fake hand | 1 |
| #125 | fancy dress ball | 114 |
| #56 | fancy opera glasses | 63 |
| #258 | fancy seashell necklace | 34 |
| #177 | fat wallet | 2 |
| #498 | felt | 18 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #426 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #4 | figurine of a cold seal | 214 |
| #18 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 50 |
| #18 | figurine of a sleek seal | 72 |
| #137 | figurine of a slippery seal | 13 |
| #23 | figurine of a stinking seal | 79 |
| #7 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 119 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #21 | fire | 272 |
| #73 | [2426]fire flower | 14 |
| #265 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #36 | flour cookie | 10 |
| #61 | freshwater fishbone | 29 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #32 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 5 |
| #8 | fruitfilm | 307 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #854 | fudgecule | 217 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| 🥈 | fuzzy busby | 205 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #5 | fuzzy earmuffs | 206 |
| 🥉 | fuzzy montera | 163 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #71 | gamma nog | 16 |
| #59 | garish pinky ring | 63 |
| #239 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #35 | genie's bracers | 7 |
| #20 | genie's pants | 16 |
| #39 | genie's scimitar | 6 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #110 | ghost beer | 6 |
| #880 | ghost cucumber | 42 |
| 🥈 | ghost of a necklace | 550 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #82 | ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #38 | ghostly pickling solution | 6 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #72 | giant designer sunglasses | 55 |
| #21 | giant pinky ring | 409 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #46 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #65 | gingerbread nylons | 10 |
| #42 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #36 | gnawed-up dog bone | 2 |
| #172 | goat | 5 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #78 | gold crown | 17 |
| #7 | gold wedding ring | 546 |
| #97 | golden fleece | 3 |
| #90 | googly eye | 139 |
| #124 | gooified animal matter | 21 |
| #95 | gooified mineral matter | 25 |
| #123 | gooified vegetable matter | 20 |
| #6 | government booze shipment | 14 |
| #7 | government candy shipment | 15 |
| #112 | government cheese | 32 |
| #6 | government food shipment | 15 |
| #11 | government requisition form | 549 |
| #72 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 8 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #17 | green slime glob | 125 |
| #640 | green snowcone | 4 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #9 | grue egg | 552 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #198 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #240 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #99 | hamlet sandwich | 105 |
| #38 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #12 | handful of confetti | 591 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #59 | hawk | 28 |
| #19 | heart cozy | 85 |
| #313 | heart necklace | 20 |
| #164 | heart of the volcano | 41 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #106 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #181 | high-energy mining laser | 6 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #79 | honey-drenched ham slice | 53 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #54 | hot wine | 5 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #44 | huge Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #146 | huge gold coin | 43 |
| #108 | hunk of granite | 28 |
| #33 | hushed puppy | 6 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #160 | impure gasoline | 4 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #241 | irate sombrero | 10 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #181 | jive turkey leg | 7 |
| #56 | karma shawarma | 4 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #158 | kumquat supersucker | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #476 | lavender candy heart | 30 |
| #27 | leftover pasty | 2 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| 🥇 | li'l knight costume | 69 |
| #545 | licorice root | 3 |
| #137 | lime supersucker | 4 |
| #18 | liquid ice | 47 |
| #18 | little black book | 56 |
| #28 | little piece of steel | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #11 | lowercase a | 13 |
| #77 | lumbering jack | 8 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #133 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #124 | madius | 2 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #44 | mariachi hat | 472 |
| #87 | massive gemstone | 52 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #87 | military-grade peppermint oil | 5 |
| #72 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #100 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #506 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #121 | minin' dynamite | 7 |
| #590 | monomolecular yo-yo | 88 |
| #183 | mooseflank | 11 |
| #96 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 33 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #31 | mulled wine | 5 |
| #11 | mutant arm | 15 |
| #313 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #102 | nega-mushroom | 20 |
| #182 | negative lump | 258 |
| #168 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #127 | non-aged vinegar | 17 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #278 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #18 | odd silver coin | 19 |
| #69 | officer's nog | 7 |
| #223 | old coin purse | 48 |
| #175 | old leather wallet | 66 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #103 | old sweatpants | 699 |
| #460 | orange candy heart | 46 |
| #17 | orange slime glob | 195 |
| #676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #91 | overloaded micro-reactor | 39 |
| #103 | pair of government shades | 6 |
| #309 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #10 | peanut brittle shield | 321 |
| #33 | pear supersucker | 27 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #178 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #250 | peppermint tailings | 45 |
| #93 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #837 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #57 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #69 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #74 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #389 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #189 | pile of Trainbot parts | 10 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #133 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #43 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #48 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #43 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #77 | pitted sheet metal | 53 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #127 | pog #01 (spider) | 8 |
| #112 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 10 |
| #168 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 6 |
| #305 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #212 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #261 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #116 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 9 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #194 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
| #228 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #135 | poisonsettia | 8 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #62 | possessed top | 93 |
| #741 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #102 | pretty flower | 5,192 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #10 | psychic's amulet | 321 |
| #10 | psychic's circlet | 340 |
| #10 | psychic's crystal ball | 337 |
| #12 | psychic's pslacks | 285 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #115 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #44 | purple corpsel | 9 |
| #491 | purple snowcone | 16 |
| #124 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #42 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #56 | rattler rattle | 35 |
| #111 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 87 |
| #134 | really dense meat stack | 38 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #9 | red book | 125 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #38 | red money bag | 39 |
| #387 | red snowcone | 28 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #14 | red white and blue claret | 4 |
| #174 | red-and-green sweater | 18 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #12 | residual chitin paste | 68 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #219 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #419 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #10 | rodeo whiskey | 123 |
| #2455 | rogue swarmer | 9 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #51 | roll of toilet paper | 1,917 |
| #279 | rose | 1 |
| #66 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #353 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #227 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 25 |
| #143 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 34 |
| #219 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 25 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #65 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 5 |
| #6 | rusty chain necklace | 169 |
| #268 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #113 | salt wages | 43 |
| #18 | salted mutton | 9 |
| #233 | salty slug | 7 |
| #307 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #6 | sawblade shield | 171 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #92 | seal-skull helmet | 320 |
| #183 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 6 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #174 | shiny stones | 48 |
| #172 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #91 | shovelful of dirt | 35 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #59 | silent pea shooter | 23 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #77 | silver cow skull | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #28 | single atom | 746 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #127 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #27 | sleeping wereturtle | 35 |
| #195 | sleeve deuce | 4 |
| #17 | snake oil | 118 |
| #9 | snake skin | 256 |
| #196 | snowball | 2 |
| #186 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 2 |
| #26 | solid gold bowling ball | 397 |
| #195 | solid gold pegleg | 26 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #24 | space blanket | 28 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #173 | space junk | 7 |
| #621 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #130 | spaghetti cult rosary | 10 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #125 | spark plug earring | 7 |
| #5 | spectre scepter | 567 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #418 | spooky length of string | 26 |
| #443 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #172 | spooky toy wheel | 29 |
| #605 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #22 | stainless steel scarf | 45 |
| #15 | stainless steel shillelagh | 37 |
| #72 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #8 | stainless steel slacks | 45 |
| #14 | stainless steel solitaire | 33 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #112 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 8 |
| #113 | stale cheer wine | 9 |
| #43 | stick | 68 |
| #345 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #392 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #94 | stringy sinew | 91 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 310 |
| #124 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 210 |
| #123 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 211 |
| #79 | stuffed Meat | 334 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #133 | stuffed angry cow | 224 |
| #120 | stuffed astral badger | 233 |
| #146 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 201 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #141 | stuffed cocoabo | 203 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #135 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 209 |
| #136 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 211 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1040 | stuffed gray blob | 17 |
| #101 | stuffed hand turkey | 257 |
| #36 | stuffed key | 596 |
| #56 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #121 | stuffed mind flayer | 237 |
| #100 | stuffed mink | 298 |
| #101 | stuffed monocle | 280 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #41 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 73 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #141 | stuffed scary death orb | 216 |
| #210 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 93 |
| #138 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 214 |
| #152 | stuffed snowy owl | 184 |
| #136 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 227 |
| #179 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 42 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #113 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 227 |
| #81 | stuffed teddy butler | 305 |
| #113 | stuffed tin of caviar | 267 |
| #39 | stuffed treasure chest | 589 |
| #128 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 231 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #119 | stuffed yo-yo | 7 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #558 | stuffing | 16 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #229 | sucker scaffold | 50 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #162 | sugar banana | 4 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #170 | sugar cherry | 3 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #142 | sugar lime | 4 |
| #18 | sugar-coated pine cone | 263 |
| #76 | sugarplum ration | 5 |
| #82 | sundae ration | 5 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #102 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1376 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #24 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 58 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #260 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #599 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #484 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #590 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #382 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #480 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #490 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #485 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2,068 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #34 | tonguebone | 2 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #333 | towel | 32 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #800 | toy mercenary | 8 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #12 | toy sixgun | 10 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #25 | transparent pants | 3 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #659 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #314 | trilobite fossil | 14 |
| #434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #102 | unidentified drink | 24 |
| #82 | universal biscuit | 27 |
| #1148 | unstable DNA | 30 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |
| #218 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #121 | unused soap | 9 |
| #125 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #32 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 160 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |
| #121 | viral DNA | 13 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #23 | void burger | 312 |
| #22 | void lager | 293 |
| #33 | void stone | 210 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #14 | wand of pigification | 64 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #19 | warbear drone codes | 3 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
| #246 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #418 | warbear whosit | 131 |
| #251 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #41 | warm fur | 1 |
| #122 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #174 | whiskey in a broken glass | 7 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #445 | white candy heart | 44 |
| #44 | white money bag | 13 |
| #1935 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #105 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #68 | wooden block | 44 |
| #74 | worst candy | 1 |
| #114 | woven baling wire bracelets | 8 |
| #5 | wrench bracelet | 168 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #231 | wumpus hair | 7 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #35 | yam candy | 7 |
| #577 | yellow candy heart | 35 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #344 | yo-yo | 94 |
| #55 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |