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RankItemQuantity
#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#437Atomic Comic1
#108Atomic Pop8
#27Ax of L'rose1
#296BRAINS shorts2
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#448Bash-ÅŒs boxtop2
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#760Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#120Blood 'n' Plenty2
#528Blood Light2
#472Bone's Farm "wine"2
#103Boss Drops2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#230CSA cheerfulness ration1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#66Comet Drop1
#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#1351Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1367Crimbo peppermint bark1
#175Crimbojito1
#137DNOTC Box3
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#16Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice39
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#255El Vibrato power sphere4
#497Elfin shortbread1
#104Elvish delight3
#135Everlasting Deckswabber3
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#126Fudgie Roll2
#683Go-Wassail15
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#340Gummi-DNA1
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#62Gummy Brains9
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#422Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#1145Heimandatz's heart1
#873Instant Karma3
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#879Jocko Homo's head2
#856Knob Goblin love potion3
#162Knob pasty3
🥈LARP membership card1
#134Li'l Businessman Kit1
#98Lobos Mints6
#88Mint Yulep1
#11Moon Pie43
#632NPZR chemistry set1
#86Necbro wafers8
#368Nightstalker perfume2
#66Northern pemmican3
#741Now and Earlier1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#159Pain Dip1
#135PlexiPips1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#107Rattlin' Chains3
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#1067Rock Pops42
#1076Safari Jack's moustache1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#634Schrödinger's thermos12
#1319Senior Mints1
#643Steal This Candy1
#668Sugar Cog1
#119Sweet Sword1
#826Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#81Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#1464Tasty Fun Good rice candy7
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#143Ultrasoldier Serum8
#115Vial of jus de larmes1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#162Wax Flask1
#1359Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#18Wrecked Generator40
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#623Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#230abandoned candy3
#1568adorable seal larva1
#279agua de vida4
🥇all-year sucker1
#621alphabet gum1
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#53angel-food cake1
#852anniversary gift box5
#877anticheese2
#535antique record album4
#408around the world2
#183babycakes1
#147badge of authority1
#132bag of many confections1
#305baggie of powdered sugar71
#60banana151
#42banana milkshake3
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#439bite-me-red lipstick15
#669black forest cake1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#813black snowcone1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#878blue snowcone1
#125blue velvet cake1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#287bottle of pirate juice3
#1072bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#2857box of sunshine32
#501breaded beer1
#1381brine1
#463cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#761candied kobold3
#543candy brain4
#2743candy cane6
#27candy cane candygram1
#45candy crayons1
#205candy skeleton2
#50carrot cake1
#157cartoon heart1
#178children of the candy corn1
#250chocolate disco ball1
#352chocolate filthy lucre10
#231chocolate pasta spoon1
#58chocolate saucepan29
#164chocolate seal-clubbing club2
#212chocolate stolen accordion1
#209chocolate turtle totem1
#106chocolate-covered caviar1
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#478chocolate-covered scarab beetle2
#95congratulatory cake1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1424corpsedriver2
#1465corpsetini2
#486cranberry schnapps1
#79crude crudités2
#180cupcake-in-a-cup1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#96daub-breaker1
#179decanter of fine Scotch1
#1151designer handbag1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1520dill2
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#510distilled fortified wine5
#112double-ice gum1
#132dubious peppermint1
#781dwarf bread4
#2188easter egg balloon9
#106elderly jawbreaker1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#145exotic orchid1
#1075facsimile dictionary6
#138fancy beef jerky1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2521fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#366foie gras2
#144frigid fudgepuck30
#198frostbite-flavored Hob-O1
#3426fruitcake1
#209fruitfilm1
#186fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#86fudge bunny7
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#1137fudgecule34
#179fudgecycle1
#196garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O1
#950garish pinky ring1
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#431ghostly body paint4
#131giant yellow gummi bear1
#634gingerbread robot2
#1069green beer8
#842green snowcone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#138gummi canary2
#140gummi salamander2
#47gummi snake19
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#2287handful of confetti13
#179handful of honey46
#396handful of numbers1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#875heart of the volcano6
#1241herb brownies1
#627hideous egg1
#71holly-flavored Hob-O1
#93honey stick6
#264honey-dipped locust10
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#215janglin' bones1
#864jerky coins7
#106king cookie2
#1422licorice garrote2
#661licorice root1
#142lint1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#602lollipop stick29
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1424macaroni duck1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#73melon-infused sake1
#690mugcake1
#362mulled cider3
#3704nanite-infested candy cane1
#361natty blue ascot1
#421necrotizing body spray10
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1604obsidian dagger8
#197old school calculator watch1
#724orange and black Crimboween candy2
#861orange snowcone1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#110oyster egg balloon2
#927pack of pogs1
#143pawn cookie1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#332phish stick3
#206piece of after eight1
#829piece of wedding cake3
#105pile of candy91
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#226pixel cross1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#499pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#94popsicle stick34
#828pork elf goodies sack6
#468press-on ribs5
#78pulled blue taffy6
#159pumpkin beer4
#130pumpkin juice1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#126purple prose pen1
#891purple snowcone1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#573quantum taco10
#167queen cookie5
#872really dense meat stack6
#681red snowcone3
#113ribbon candy13
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#189roll of Hob-Os2
#115sausage wonton1
#211secret mummy herbs and spices2
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#50skeleton skis1
#236snowball1
#31solid linoleum box1
#275sorority brain4
#547spectral pickle19
#301sponge cake1
#201sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#181strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#2922stuffed Meat2
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#2680stuffed key1
#1679stuffed martini2
#3069stuffed mink1
#3112stuffed monocle1
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#2933stuffed tin of caviar2
#2207stuffed treasure chest5
#595sugar-coated pine cone1
#150superheated fudge30
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#189tainted seal's blood1
#193tasty tart9
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#81throbbing organ pie1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1543unusual disco ball1
#565volcanic ash1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#250whisker pencil34
#229yellow drunki-bear1

Wow, that's 1,485 items total!

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