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RankItemQuantity
#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#437Atomic Comic1
#109Atomic Pop8
#27Ax of L'rose1
#296BRAINS shorts2
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#446Bash-ÅŒs boxtop2
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#120Blood 'n' Plenty2
#528Blood Light2
#472Bone's Farm "wine"2
#103Boss Drops2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#66Comet Drop1
#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1380Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#175Crimbojito1
#137DNOTC Box3
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#16Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice39
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#255El Vibrato power sphere4
#498Elfin shortbread1
#105Elvish delight3
#136Everlasting Deckswabber3
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#126Fudgie Roll2
#683Go-Wassail15
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#343Gummi-DNA1
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#61Gummy Brains9
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#421Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#872Instant Karma3
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#857Knob Goblin love potion3
#162Knob pasty3
🥈LARP membership card1
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
#98Lobos Mints6
#89Mint Yulep1
#11Moon Pie43
#634NPZR chemistry set1
#86Necbro wafers8
#368Nightstalker perfume2
#68Northern pemmican3
#742Now and Earlier1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#160Pain Dip1
#135PlexiPips1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#107Rattlin' Chains3
#1202Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#1067Rock Pops42
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#633Schrödinger's thermos12
#1319Senior Mints1
#644Steal This Candy1
#669Sugar Cog1
#119Sweet Sword1
#828Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#82Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#1464Tasty Fun Good rice candy7
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#143Ultrasoldier Serum8
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#165Wax Flask1
#1358Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#18Wrecked Generator40
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#625Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#231abandoned candy3
#1568adorable seal larva1
#278agua de vida4
🥇all-year sucker1
#623alphabet gum1
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#53angel-food cake1
#851anniversary gift box5
#877anticheese2
#537antique record album4
#408around the world2
#183babycakes1
#147badge of authority1
#132bag of many confections1
#305baggie of powdered sugar71
#60banana151
#43banana milkshake3
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#439bite-me-red lipstick15
#669black forest cake1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#813black snowcone1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#877blue snowcone1
#125blue velvet cake1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#2861box of sunshine32
#501breaded beer1
#1380brine1
#463cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#760candied kobold3
#543candy brain4
#2741candy cane6
#26candy cane candygram1
#45candy crayons1
#205candy skeleton2
#49carrot cake1
#157cartoon heart1
#179children of the candy corn1
#248chocolate disco ball1
#352chocolate filthy lucre10
#230chocolate pasta spoon1
#57chocolate saucepan29
#164chocolate seal-clubbing club2
#211chocolate stolen accordion1
#208chocolate turtle totem1
#106chocolate-covered caviar1
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#480chocolate-covered scarab beetle2
#95congratulatory cake1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1424corpsedriver2
#1465corpsetini2
#486cranberry schnapps1
#79crude crudités2
#181cupcake-in-a-cup1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#96daub-breaker1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#1151designer handbag1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1520dill2
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#510distilled fortified wine5
#112double-ice gum1
#133dubious peppermint1
#781dwarf bread4
#2187easter egg balloon9
#106elderly jawbreaker1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#145exotic orchid1
#1075facsimile dictionary6
#138fancy beef jerky1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#366foie gras2
#145frigid fudgepuck30
#199frostbite-flavored Hob-O1
#3426fruitcake1
#210fruitfilm1
#187fry-oil-flavored Hob-O1
#87fudge bunny7
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#1138fudgecule34
#179fudgecycle1
#197garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O1
#949garish pinky ring1
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#431ghostly body paint4
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#634gingerbread robot2
#1068green beer8
#841green snowcone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#138gummi canary2
#140gummi salamander2
#47gummi snake19
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#2286handful of confetti13
#180handful of honey46
#396handful of numbers1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#875heart of the volcano6
#1241herb brownies1
#627hideous egg1
#71holly-flavored Hob-O1
#93honey stick6
#264honey-dipped locust10
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#218janglin' bones1
#865jerky coins7
#106king cookie2
#1421licorice garrote2
#661licorice root1
#143lint1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#601lollipop stick29
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1424macaroni duck1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#73melon-infused sake1
#690mugcake1
#363mulled cider3
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#361natty blue ascot1
#421necrotizing body spray10
#861nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1603obsidian dagger8
#196old school calculator watch1
#725orange and black Crimboween candy2
#861orange snowcone1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#110oyster egg balloon2
#926pack of pogs1
#144pawn cookie1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#332phish stick3
#207piece of after eight1
#829piece of wedding cake3
#105pile of candy91
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#226pixel cross1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#94popsicle stick34
#828pork elf goodies sack6
#468press-on ribs5
#78pulled blue taffy6
#157pumpkin beer4
#130pumpkin juice1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#126purple prose pen1
#890purple snowcone1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#572quantum taco10
#167queen cookie5
#871really dense meat stack6
#680red snowcone3
#113ribbon candy13
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#189roll of Hob-Os2
#115sausage wonton1
#214secret mummy herbs and spices2
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#50skeleton skis1
#236snowball1
#31solid linoleum box1
#275sorority brain4
#546spectral pickle19
#300sponge cake1
#202sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#183strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#1334stray chihuahua1
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#2922stuffed Meat2
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#2682stuffed key1
#1681stuffed martini2
#3072stuffed mink1
#3112stuffed monocle1
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#2935stuffed tin of caviar2
#2210stuffed treasure chest5
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#150superheated fudge30
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#188tainted seal's blood1
#193tasty tart9
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#82throbbing organ pie1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#566volcanic ash1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#250whisker pencil34
#229yellow drunki-bear1

Wow, that's 1,485 items total!

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