| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #235 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #298 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #76 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #108 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #26 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #84 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #164 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #389 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #260 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #50 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #21 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #77 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #61 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1014 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #119 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #109 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #69 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #69 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #51 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #491 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #88 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #477 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2363 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #31 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #60 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #67 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #17 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #25 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #210 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #215 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #202 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #937 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #11 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #13 | Velougatsâ„¢ | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1573 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #52 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #73 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #187 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #98 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #8 | black gallstone | 1 |
| #79 | black mana | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #6 | blown-out speaker cone | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #8 | blueberry muffin | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bodyguard badge | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #26 | bolder boulder | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #26 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of anÃs | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of clam juice | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of dark rhum | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of gregnadigne | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #76 | bottle of lighter fluid | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #68 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #102 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #48 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #184 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #166 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #7458 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #31 | bread roll | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
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| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #60 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #98 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #163 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1628 | buckyball | 1 |
| #87 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #53 | can of Adultwitchâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #34 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #109 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #152 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #78 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #20 | can opener | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #40 | candied almond | 1 |
| #52 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #39 | candy chalk | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #56 | candy rations | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #55 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #61 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #90 | cap gun | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #8 | capped blue lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #97 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #88 | chewable paper | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #7 | chocolate chip muffin | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #48 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #56 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #301 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #45 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #42 | clovermint | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #125 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #27 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #48 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #404 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #113 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #103 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #84 | confiscated love note | 1 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #152 | corned beet | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #66 | cosmetic football | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #104 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #100 | crident | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #103 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #39 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #22 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #22 | daddy shortlegs leg | 1 |
| #108 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #97 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #30 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #3287 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #90 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #48 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #57 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy snail shell | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1016 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #88 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #37 | egg gun | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #107 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #194 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #84 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #49 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #22 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #31 | fancy beer bottle | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #119 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #23 | fiberglass insulation | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #101 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #65 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #24 | fish sauce | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #186 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #417 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #49 | folder (Yedi) | 1 |
| #53 | folder (sportsballs) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #105 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #90 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #139 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #24 | frost-rimed desk bell | 1 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #133 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #20 | fruity pebble | 1 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #108 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #202 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
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| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #61 | gas can | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
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| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
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| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
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| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
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| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
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| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #135 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
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| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #250 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
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| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
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| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #118 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #77 | golden gun | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
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| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
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| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
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| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #25 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #81 | green mana | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #28 | green rock candy | 1 |
| #172 | green rocket | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #37 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #102 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
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| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #38 | groggipop | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #27 | groveling gravel | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
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| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
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| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
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| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #75 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #243 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #48 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #95 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #147 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #27 | hard rock | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #104 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #48 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #72 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #188 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #104 | hot coal | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #176 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #63 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #50 | ice hotel bell | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #15 | illicit fish sauce | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #185 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #73 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #97 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #64 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #570 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1067 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #197 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥉 | left bear arm | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | lint | 1 |
| #35 | lip soup | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #50 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #69 | little red jam | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #316 | loadstone | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #63 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #27 | lodestone | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #28 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #62 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #42 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #1429 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #684 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #72 | meatball | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #5 | messenger bag RNA | 1 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #30 | milestone | 1 |
| #35 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #86 | military orb | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #183 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #190 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #115 | moai toai | 1 |
| #8 | moaiball | 1 |
| #217 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #29 | molehill mountain | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #37 | mutated candy lump | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #52 | mystery lollipop | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #26 | nasty desk bell | 1 |
| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #168 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #17 | ncle leg | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #49 | neg grog | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #376 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #9 | nutcracking pliers | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #38 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #36 | one piece of bubble gum | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #214 | open sauce | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #19 | oyster sauce | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #171 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #1216 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #50 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #33 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #117 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #92 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
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| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #547 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
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| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #90 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #224 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
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| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
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| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
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| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
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| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
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| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #58 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #37 | pixel star | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #39 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #264 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #321 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
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| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #33 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #110 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #60 | ponytail clip | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #11 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #92 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #158 | portable table | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
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| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #853 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #99 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #36 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #38 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #24 | prototype stimulant | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
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| #18 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | quantized familiar | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #612 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #97 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #48 | rainbow jellybean | 1 |
| #22 | rainbow sauce | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #60 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #61 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #46 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #15 | riboflavin | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | rigging knot | 1 |
| 🥉 | right bear arm | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #107 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #130 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #191 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #146 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #105 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #77 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #123 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #73 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #199 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #37 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #27 | sizzling desk bell | 1 |
| #102 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #7 | sleeping profane parrot | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #243 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #133 | smellbook | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #23 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #237 | snowball | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #205 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #183 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #146 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #224 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #139 | space port | 1 |