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gaihtf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#126	11-leaf clover	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#15	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Arr, M80	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#420	BRICKO eye brick	2
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#299	Baja sopapilla	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#912	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#523	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#201	CSA discount card	2
#396	CSA fire-starting kit	2
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#200	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#45	Caipiranha	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#67	Comet Drop	1
#71	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#532	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1348	Crimbuck	299
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#67	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#78	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#250	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#180	GOTO	1
#85	Gaia beads	64
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#1014	Goodfella contract	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#77	Green Giant	1
#135	Green Manalishi	4
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#116	Groll doll	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#49	Haymaker	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#348	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#871	Instant Karma	3
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#152	Knob nuts	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#224	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#91	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
🥈	Loathing Legion electric knife	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#319	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	27
#401	Manetwich	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#308	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#69	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#89	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#84	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#58	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#51	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#56	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#60	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#74	Meteorite-Ade	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#62	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#121	Moonds	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#58	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#110	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#106	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#60	New Age hurting crystal	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#369	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#383	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#212	Nuclear Blastball	2
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
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#231	transporter transponder	1
#478	tree skirt	1
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#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#504	tropical orchid	2
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#125	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#140	trout fang	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
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#286	turtlemail bits	1
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#84	two meat muck	1
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#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#154	unnatural gas	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#56	unsmoothed velvet	1
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#107	used beer	1
#1907	useless powder	1
#108	valuable coin	1
#2410	valuable trinket	1
#130	vampire chowder	3
#668	vampire collar	1
#644	vampire duck-on-a-string	14
#245	vampire glitter	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#513	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#36	velcro boots	1
#54	velcro broadsword	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#69	very hot lunch	2
#228	very overdue library book	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#177	vial of The Glistening	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#68	vial of blood simple syrup	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#1044	viking helmet	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#56	viscous lava globs	1
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#143	volleyball	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
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#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
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#107	warbear badge	1
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#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
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#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
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#654	warbear whosit	1
#252	warehouse key	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#77	wasabi-infused sake	2
#530	water pipe bomb	36
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#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
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#172	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#26	wax hat	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#174	weremoose spit	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#1538	wheel	1
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#412	whiskey and soda	1
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#630	whiskey sour	1
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#586	white collar	1
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#1106	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#110	whole turkey leg	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#155	wind-up navigation droid	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#816	windchimes	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#1129	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
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#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
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#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#461	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
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#118	yak whip	1
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#80	yakskin kilt	1
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#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1801	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2819	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#39	yellow rocket	1
#64	yellow seashell	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 7,087 items total!

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