Museum :: Yatsufusa

Yatsufusa

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	Überraschthexengebräu	11
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#321	"DRINK ME" potion	42
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#574	1-ball	7
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#25	1/6th Pound Cake	6
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#541	2-ball	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#559	3-ball	7
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#99	37x37x37 puzzle cube	37
#125	4-ball	69
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#531	5-ball	7
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#554	6-ball	7
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#27	7-ball	777
#50	7-inch discus	1
#710	8-ball	23
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#79	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#275	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#189	Amulet of Yendor	123
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#237	Angry Farmer candy	617
#37	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	69
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#133	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#65	Asleep in the Cemetery	13
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#23	BRAINS shorts	69
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#14	BRICKO bulwark	13
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#11	BRICKO pearl	100
#15	BRICKO pyramid	3
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#64	BRICKO stud	8
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#15	BRICKO trunk	8
#16	BRICKO turtle	11
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#137	BURT	214
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#124	Barney's rake	2
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#261	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	38
#237	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
#56	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	42
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#15	Bash-Ōs boxtop	45
#46	Bash-Ōs cereal	20
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#19	Beignet Milgranet	42
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#17	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2,595
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#14	Better Than Cuddling Cake	365
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#120	Big Punk	1
#51	Bit O' Ectoplasm	69
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#11	Black Hole	12
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#47	Blood 'n' Plenty	13
#292	Blood Light	13
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#88	Bone's Farm "wine"	18
#276	Bonerdagon necklace	39
#35	Bonestabber	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#152	Boss Bat bling	21
#602	Boss Bat britches	25
#6	Boss Drops	444
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#404	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	9
#37	Bright Water	6
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#84	CRIMBCO lanyard	8
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#5	CRIMBCO scrip	25,000
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#73	CSA all-purpose soap	69
#146	CSA bravery badge	5
#177	CSA cheerfulness ration	6
#166	CSA discount card	9
#33	CSA fire-starting kit	593
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#46	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#149	Camp Scout pup tent	6
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#26	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	4
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#13	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	23
#100	Charity's choker	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#225	Chroner	247
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#96	Claw of the Infernal Seal	9
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#209	Codpiece of the Goblin King	31
#78	Coily™	1
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#14	Comet Drop	52
#55	Comet Pop	7
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#224	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#93	Cosmic Calorie	420
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#62	Cracklin' Oat Bran	11
#25	Crazymaker	11
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1215	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#13	Crimbo Credit	1,225
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1380	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#45	Crimbonium fuel rod	92
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	69
#14	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	69
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#46	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	11
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#35	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	13
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1976	Crimbuck	42
#676	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#270	D roll	11
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#7	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	69
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#672	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#34	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	232
#73	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	234
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#18	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	231
#15	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	233
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#17	Drac & Tan	13
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#198	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	13
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#74	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
#10	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#371	Drowsy Sword	51
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#50	Duskwalker fangs	13
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#330	Dyspepsi grenade	42
#989	Dyspepsi-Cola	42
#61	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	42
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	42
#47	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	42
#91	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	42
#40	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	42
#10	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	111
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#17	Eau de Guaneau	37
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#11	El Vibrato trapezoid	4
#227	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#27	Elizabeth's Dollie	8
#23	Elizabeth's paintbrush	15
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#59	FDKOL commendation	10,101
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#167	FDKOL hotcakes	37
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#21	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	30
#191	Fantasma en la Máquina	5
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#28	Fettris	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#14	Flaming Knob	11
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#190	Freddy Kruegerand	13
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#271	Friendliness Beverage	2
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#99	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#40	Gnollish Crossdress	18
#18	Gnollish autoplunger	100
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#67	Gnollish pie tin	158
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#15	Gnollish toolbox	999
#16	Gnomish toolbox	11
#30	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	11
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#41	Grateful Undead T-shirt	13
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#77	Green Giant	1
#65	Green Manalishi	37
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#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#44	wooden figurine	46
#12	wooden salad bowl	42
#9	wooden spoon	11
#50	wooden stakes	71
#596	wool hat	1
#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#74	worst candy	1
#20	worthless gewgaw	1,869
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#419	wrench bracelet	7
#74	wrestling mask	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#48	wumpus hair	37
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#5	wumpus-hair whip	6
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#34	x-ray mirror	13
#324	x-ray specs	69
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#15	yak whip	69
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#538	yellow candy heart	42
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
🥉	yellow plastic hard hat	556
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#251	yo	37
#646	yo-yo	42
#606	yohohoyo	1
#22	your own black heart	302
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#62	zmobie	13
#67	zombie	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 316,700 items total!

what items are this player missing?