Museum :: Alex Spence

Alex Spence

Rank	Item	Quantity
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#398	1-ball	12
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#387	2-ball	11
#31	25-meat staff	11
#771	3-ball	4
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#380	4-ball	12
#141	4-d camera	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#800	7-ball	4
#1172	8-ball	9
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#133	Alice's Army Alchemist	7
#136	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#140	Alice's Army Halberder	6
#134	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#128	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	8
#139	Alice's Army Ninja	6
#133	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#159	Alice's Army Page	4
#165	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4
#135	Alice's Army Spearsman	6
#124	Alice's Army Swordsman	9
#146	Alice's Army Wallman	5
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#104	Angry Farmer candy	1,812
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#253	BRICKO brick	336
#173	BRICKO eye brick	334
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#4	Ben-Gal™ Balm	61,574
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#19	Black Body™ spray	51
#108	Black No. 2	115
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#739	CRIMBCO scrip	165
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#64	CRIMBCOLOAF	26
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#130	Cold Hots candy	119
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#396	Crimbo candied pecan	29
#345	Crimbo fudge	34
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#395	Crimbo peppermint bark	28
#263	Crimbo pie	10
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1720	Crimbuck	99
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#407	Daffy Taffy	82
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#351	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#157	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	89
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1571	Dyspepsi-Cola	9
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#660	FDKOL commendation	39
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#132	GOTO	3
#130	Gaia beads	36
#32	Game Grid ticket	1,112
#213	Game Grid token	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#42	Hatorade	11
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#479	Imp Ale	325
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#367	Knob Goblin elite helm	13
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#254	Knob Goblin elite polearm	21
#407	Knob Goblin firecracker	40
#555	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#242	Knob Goblin love potion	62
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#507	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#42	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	84
#376	Knob Goblin scimitar	25
#166	Knob Goblin seltzer	136
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#174	Knob Goblin steroids	78
#322	Knob Goblin superseltzer	17
#437	Knob Goblin tongs	21
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#71	Knob mushroom	275
#132	Knob pasty	4
#443	Knob sausage	5
#519	Knoll mushroom	13
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#267	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	200
#180	Mad Train wine	608
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#37	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	320
#345	Meleegra™ pills	28
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#296	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	199
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#583	Mohawk wig	8
#72	Moon Pie	1
#482	Mountain Stream soda	26
#713	Mr. Mediocrebar	72
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#164	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	8
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	5
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#145	P.B.L.T.	1
#268	PADL Phone	27
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#34	Pasta Spoon of Peril	8
#415	Penultimate Fantasy chest	35
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#135	PlexiPips	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#255	Ram's Face Lager	139
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1770	Rock Pops	14
#34	Roo trading card	4
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#221	Senior Mints	37
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Sinful Desires	14
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#309	Snow Queen Crown	8
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#904	Spam Witch sammich	5
#51	Spirit Precipice	5
#579	Spooky Surprise Egg	12
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#745	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2
#704	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5
#321	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	44
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#152	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	572
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#172	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	17
#181	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	12
#197	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	9
#166	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	17
#532	Trollhouse cookies	47
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#486	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	22
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#643	Warm Subject gift certificate	26
#44	White Citadel burger	101
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#270	Wint-O-Fresh mint	54
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#199	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	12
#204	Yummy Tummy bean	1,035
#377	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#5	abominable blubber	1,795
#509	abominable snowcone	19
#118	accidental cider	21
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#129	adder bladder	118
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#296	all-purpose cleaner	18
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#407	alphabet gum	3
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#156	amulet of extreme plot significance	108
#107	ancient Magi-Wipes	129
#83	ancient frozen dinner	37
#126	ancient ice cream scoop	5
#205	ancient poisoned dart	5
#291	ancient protein powder	14
#66	ancient spice	83
#161	ancient stone fist	7
#115	ancient stone head	9
#155	anniversary balloon	10
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
#1453	anniversary gift box	3
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#411	ant agonist	4
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#180	antique hand mirror	35
#898	antique helmet	1
#154	antique packet of ketchup	12
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#564	antique spear	6
#191	armgun	16
#261	around the world	7
#111	arrowgram	29
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#176	asbestos apron	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#597	asparagus knife	7
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#14	automatic catapult	15
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1126	baby killer bee	5
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#132	bad-ass club	1
#5939	badass belt	3
#109	bag of Cheat-Os	161
#542	baggie of powdered sugar	26
#294	balaclava	2
#371	ball	17
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#968	bananagate	1
#372	bar skin	28
#512	barbed-wire fence	8
#167	bargain flash powder	5
#29	barrrnacle	544
#245	barskin hat	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#95	basic meat pants	2
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#448	bat guano	17
#362	bat wing	35
#784	batblade	1
#574	batgut	26
#806	bath ball gift set	5
#1062	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#483	beach glass bead	4
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#131	beer cartilage	2
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#57	beer-soaked mop	24
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#612	big red clown nose	6
#501	bilge wine	13
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#238	bird rib	5
#74	bishop cookie	1
#63	bit-o-cactus	110
#365	black & tan	4
#9	black cherry soda	3,001
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#408	black greaves	4
#227	black helmet	11
#210	black kettle drum	4
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#369	black pension check	7
#65	black pepper	102
#167	black picnic basket	11
#486	black pixel	35
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#467	black pudding	3
#275	black shield	9
#272	black snake skin	22
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#202	black sword	16
#262	black-and-blue light	230
#530	blackberry	8
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#204	blood of the Wereseal	3
#258	bloody beer	75
#367	bloody clown pants	14
#440	blue class ring	5
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#620	blue pixel	58
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#714	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
#100	blue potion	3
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#177	boring spaghetti	3
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#230	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6
#357	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	13
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#414	bottle of bubbles	21
#205	bottle of cooking sherry	9
#336	bottle of fire	9
#390	bottle of gin	46
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#274	bottle of popskull	8
#513	bottle of rum	82
#148	bottle of sake	8
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#343	bottle of tequila	75
#424	bottle of vodka	39
#289	bottle of whiskey	149
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#162	boulder	14
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#16	bounty-hunting rifle	2
#550	bowl of cottage cheese	22
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#491	box	17
#2679	box of sunshine	37
#273	boxed champagne	3
#606	boxed wine	20
#241	boxing glove	1
#226	brass gear	1
#1662	brick	9
#436	brick of sand	1
#413	briefcase	9
#67	broken clock	1
#801	broken skull	8
#353	broken sword	6
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#52	brown crock marble	12
#105	brown pixel	7
#320	brown sugar cane	12
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#168	bubblewrap ore	15
#423	bubblin' crude	1
#796	bubbly potion	3
#206	bucket of honey	8
#161	bucket of wine	1
#285	buckyball	18
#448	bugbear beanie	11
#564	bugbear bungguard	7
#557	bum cheek	13
#52	bunch of square grapes	199
#258	bunny liver	31
#181	buoybottoms	5
#21	burst hellseal brain	625
#86	bus pass	15
#442	cactus fruit	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#284	can of Swiller	10
#210	can of black paint	1
#39	can of depilatory cream	4
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#902	candied kobold	2
#1189	candy cane	28
#178	candy skeleton	3
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#463	carbonated water lily	4
#330	cardboard katana	1
#170	cardboard ore	14
#178	cardboard wakizashi	17
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#557	carob chunks	3
#389	casino pass	7
#539	cast	20
#350	catgut	18
#12	catgut taco	595
🥈	catsup	6,308
#502	centipede eggs	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#167	chainsaw chain	4
#1508	chaos butterfly	4
#82	charming flute	11
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#69	cheap plastic blowgun	5
#113	cheap studded belt	515
#997	cheap toaster	2
#89	cheezburger	1
#400	chef's hat	20
#664	cherry	1
#117	chewing gum on a string	176
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#78	chocolate disco ball	18
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#163	chocolate pasta spoon	3
#148	chocolate spurs	5
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#492	chopsticks	5
#689	chorizo brownies	1
🥉	chorizo taco	11,295
#587	chrome ore	6
#429	chrome staff	1
#115	chrome stick	2
#523	chrome sword	1
#106	chunk of rock salt	91
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#325	clay peace-sign bead	10
#719	cloudy potion	5
#268	clown shoes	11
#557	clown skin	6
#73	clown whip	2
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#129	clumsiness bark	5
#378	cocktail napkin	7
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1225	cocoa egg	1
#1104	cocoa eggshell fragment	3
#1284	coconut shell	1
#273	coffin lid	5
#692	cog	18
#499	cold ninja mask	4
#114	cold nuggets	29
#34	cold powder	58
#259	cold wad	5
#716	comfy coffin	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#123	communications windchimes	134
#178	concentrated magicalness pill	13
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
#558	cool whip	3
#311	copper ha'penny charrrm	18
#244	corn holder	5
#461	cornuthaum	7
#259	costume sword	2
#246	cottage	1
#460	cranberries	45
#23	crayon shavings	254
#289	crazy little Turkish delight	46
#86	cream pie	19
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#161	crowbar	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#117	cup of hickory chicory	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#235	cup of primitive beer	9
#403	curmudgel	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#73	d10	57
#41	d12	343
#109	d6	1
#61	d8	67
#464	dance card	2
#117	dangerous jerkcicle	2
#616	dark potion	9
#139	day-old beer	1
#663	dead guy's watch	6
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#442	decaying goldfish liver	6
#112	decent brain	93
#505	decorative fountain	6
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#469	delicious noodles	1
#132	delicious shimmering moth	8
#112	delicious spicy noodles	4
#405	demon skin	20
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#334	dented harmonica	3
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#525	desiccated apricot	5
#154	detective skull	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#39	dinged-up triangle	2
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#503	dirty hobo gloves	28
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1183	disco ball	9
#1001	disco mask	11
#720	disease	6
#146	dishrag	4
#117	disintegrating quill pen	107
#168	disintegrating sheet music	33
#677	displaced fish	1
#97	distention pill	2
#484	disturbing fanfic	226
#550	divine blowout	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#428	divine cracker	2
#113	diving muff	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#221	double-barreled sling	2
#611	drab sonata	3
#608	draggin' ball hat	5
#202	dragon snaps	7
#374	dreadlock whip	1
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#211	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	29
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#153	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	6
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#1066	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
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#1029	tiny plastic Spam Witch	7
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#217	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	18
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#3927	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#154	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	42
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
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#1086	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
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#737	tiny plastic astronomer	10
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#4901	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
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#1503	tiny plastic cocoabo	12
#730	tiny plastic coffee pixie	23
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#557	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	8
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#179	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	34
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#231	tiny plastic ninja snowman	28
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#678	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	25
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#1662	tiny plastic stab bat	11
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#2294	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
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#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#35	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	935
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#941	valuable trinket	60
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#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
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#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#518	viking helmet	13
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#212	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	88
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#120	weremoose spit	3
#262	whalebone corset	1
#16	whimpering willow bark	97
#220	whip kit	1
#149	white balloon	105
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#366	white class ring	19
#354	white collar	3
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#105	white sword	68
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#735	wussiness potion	6
#109	yak skin	13
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
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#579	yeti fur	144
#1131	yo-yo	14
#421	yohohoyo	3
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 188,299 items total!

what items are this player missing?