| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #824 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #19 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 5 |
| #287 | Go-Wassail | 65 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #22 | Mr. Burnsger | 3 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #34 | Sacramento wine | 92 |
| #71 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #18 | TRIO cup of beer | 9 |
| #9 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 2 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #342 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 37 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #36 | barrel pickle | 38 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #459 | belemnite fossil | 9 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #138 | bone chips | 142 |
| #265 | bottle of bubbles | 43 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #516 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #64 | deviled egg | 5 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #148 | fake plastic grass | 12 |
| #129 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #410 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #407 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #358 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #593 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #187 | frigid fudgepuck | 21 |
| #530 | fudgecule | 1,397 |
| #630 | ghost cucumber | 72 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #55 | ginormous pumpkin | 7 |
| #158 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #363 | green gummi ingot | 89 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #26 | gummi ammonite | 10 |
| #29 | gummi belemnite | 10 |
| #138 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #27 | gummi trilobite | 10 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #120 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #135 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #43 | ice harvest | 174 |
| #14 | ice rice | 31 |
| #317 | jerky coins | 67 |
| #34 | jumping horseradish | 37 |
| #34 | meadeorite | 22 |
| #33 | meteoreo | 26 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #185 | pack of pogs | 100 |
| #45 | party beer bomb | 8 |
| #18 | party platter for one | 8 |
| #102 | peppermint sprout | 27 |
| #73 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #71 | perfect ice cube | 10 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #336 | portable photocopier | 20 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #178 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #56 | pumpkin juice | 4 |
| #369 | red gummi ingot | 87 |
| #114 | skeleton | 4 |
| #437 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #49 | small gummi fin | 2 |
| #102 | snow berries | 1 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #50 | splendid martini | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #430 | squirming egg sac | 21 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #162 | superheated fudge | 28 |
| #36 | sweet party mix | 8 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #191 | toe jam | 2 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #91 | unearthed potsherd | 48 |
| #521 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #306 | wind-up meatcar | 39 |
| #363 | yellow gummi ingot | 89 |