| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #14 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 5 |
| #284 | Go-Wassail | 65 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #19 | Mr. Burnsger | 3 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #30 | Sacramento wine | 92 |
| #66 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #17 | TRIO cup of beer | 9 |
| #9 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 2 |
| #12 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #344 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 37 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #36 | barrel pickle | 38 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #458 | belemnite fossil | 9 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #138 | bone chips | 142 |
| #263 | bottle of bubbles | 43 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #515 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #64 | deviled egg | 5 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #148 | fake plastic grass | 12 |
| #130 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #412 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #409 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #595 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #527 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #188 | frigid fudgepuck | 21 |
| #527 | fudgecule | 1,397 |
| #630 | ghost cucumber | 72 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #54 | ginormous pumpkin | 7 |
| #156 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #361 | green gummi ingot | 89 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #26 | gummi ammonite | 10 |
| #29 | gummi belemnite | 10 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #27 | gummi trilobite | 10 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #121 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #134 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #42 | ice harvest | 174 |
| #14 | ice rice | 31 |
| #315 | jerky coins | 67 |
| #31 | jumping horseradish | 37 |
| #33 | meadeorite | 22 |
| #32 | meteoreo | 26 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #185 | pack of pogs | 100 |
| #43 | party beer bomb | 8 |
| #17 | party platter for one | 8 |
| #101 | peppermint sprout | 27 |
| #70 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #70 | perfect ice cube | 10 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #339 | portable photocopier | 20 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #177 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #57 | pumpkin juice | 4 |
| #368 | red gummi ingot | 87 |
| #114 | skeleton | 4 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #49 | small gummi fin | 2 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #48 | splendid martini | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #430 | squirming egg sac | 21 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #162 | superheated fudge | 28 |
| #35 | sweet party mix | 8 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #89 | unearthed potsherd | 48 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #306 | wind-up meatcar | 39 |
| #362 | yellow gummi ingot | 89 |