| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #75 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 73 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #348 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #152 | Blood Light | 29 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #44 | Ellsbury's skull | 2 |
| #35 | FDKOL commendation | 14,535 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #472 | Go-Wassail | 36 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #94 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 26 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #89 | Miniborg stomper | 6 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #88 | Nightstalker perfume | 35 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #471 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #50 | Silver Bullet beer | 40 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #164 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 95 |
| #611 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 10 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #622 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 10 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #367 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 34 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #297 | agua de vida | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #89 | ammonite fossil | 69 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #203 | ball | 32 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #195 | banana | 35 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #118 | banana smoothie | 8 |
| #66 | banana spritzer | 5 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #33 | bananagate | 140 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #565 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #89 | belemnite fossil | 64 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #281 | bindlestocking | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #101 | bite-me-red lipstick | 170 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #628 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #24 | bone crusher | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #14 | boneana hammock | 3 |
| #13 | bonedanna | 3 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #330 | bottle of Blank-Out | 34 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #276 | bottle of bubbles | 40 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #417 | bottle of goofballs | 61 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #232 | boulder | 8 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #191 | brine | 90 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #170 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #168 | buckyball | 36 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #187 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #391 | can of Binarrrca | 24 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #47 | can of franks 'n' beans | 5 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #52 | cement sandals | 12 |
| #39 | chainsaw chain | 20 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #198 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #163 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted data | 601 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #209 | crappy brain | 10 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #25 | cursed scrunchie | 37 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #138 | d20 | 1 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #126 | d8 | 1 |
| #104 | decent brain | 100 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #146 | delicious salad | 299 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #71 | dill | 336 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #282 | dollhive | 36 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #56 | drone self-destruct chip | 6 |
| #219 | drop of water-37 | 48 |
| #39 | drum of pomade | 30 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #48 | electrical thingamabob | 400 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #459 | elven limbos gingerbread | 30 |
| #257 | elven cellocello | 41 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #474 | elven moonshine | 23 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #190 | elven suicide capsule | 47 |
| #169 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,181 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #434 | fancy dress ball | 30 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #148 | fat bottom quark | 14 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #654 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #166 | fiery wing | 42 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #733 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #98 | fossilized limb | 119 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #37 | fossilized spider skull | 15 |
| #89 | fossilized spike | 57 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #239 | fossilized torso | 25 |
| #170 | fossilized wing | 26 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #64 | frigid fudgepuck | 67 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #79 | fudge lily | 80 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #339 | fudgecule | 4,403 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #40 | funhouse mirror | 24 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #49 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #125 | ghost cucumber | 293 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #195 | ghostly body paint | 26 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #501 | golden ring | 44 |
| #212 | good brain | 100 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #56 | green gummi ingot | 618 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #88 | gyroscope | 37 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| #659 | handful of confetti | 62 |
| #303 | handful of honey | 9 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #65 | handful of numbers | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1115 | jar of swamp gas | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #317 | jerky coins | 66 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #295 | killing feather | 72 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #28 | kumquartz | 155 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #439 | laser-broiled pear | 20 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #70 | licorice root | 101 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #62 | live wire | 10 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #98 | lollipop stick | 802 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #253 | molten brick | 36 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #850 | monomolecular yo-yo | 38 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #356 | mummy costume | 17 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #51 | nanofiber cloth | 128 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #247 | necrotizing body spray | 36 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #339 | pack of pogs | 59 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #154 | pair of bolt cutters | 12 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #701 | paperclip | 28 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #29 | pearidot | 146 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #417 | petrified wood | 19 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | phish stick | 4 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #64 | pink plastic baby | 9 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #110 | pixel cross | 8 |
| #115 | pixel holy water | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #118 | pixellated moneybag | 9 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 2 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 2 |
| #6 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #186 | plastic cup of beer | 12 |
| #67 | plastic ingot | 400 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #149 | pocketwatch on a chain | 13 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #113 | poison pen | 10 |
| #166 | poisonous caviar | 2 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #192 | portable photocopier | 36 |
| #158 | possessed top | 35 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #66 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #189 | press-on ribs | 45 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #408 | pumpkinhead mask | 16 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #15 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 18 |
| #227 | quantum taco | 104 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #269 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 33 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #11 | record of menacing silence | 2 |
| #11 | record of tranquil silence | 2 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #58 | red gummi ingot | 622 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #131 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #102 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #127 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #260 | robotronic egg | 93 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #310 | rogue swarmer | 88 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #265 | sawblade fragment | 84 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
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| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
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| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
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| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
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| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
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| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
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| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
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| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
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| #73 | theoretical string | 378 |
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| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
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| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
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| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
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| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #66 | too legit potion | 1 |
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| #64 | toy hoverpad | 393 |
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| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
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| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1428 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #63 | trilobite fossil | 85 |
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| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
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| #173 | unearthed potsherd | 22 |
| #51 | unstable DNA | 896 |
| #275 | unstable laser battery | 75 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
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| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
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| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| #314 | volcanic ash | 13 |
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| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #102 | wet venom duct | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #25 | whisker pencil | 193 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #237 | wind-up meatcar | 49 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #464 | wolfman mask | 13 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
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| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #55 | yellow gummi ingot | 609 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
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| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |