JCS

RankItemQuantity
#213"DRINK ME" potion124
#38"KICK ME" sign66
#214"caramel" orange2
#53"meat" stick24
#397'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign4
#14371-ball1
#4411-leaf clover38
#4341337 7r0uZ0RZ14
#10512-ball2
#4920-lb can of rice and beans1
#7825-meat staff2
#10803-ball2
#31530669 scroll29
#55833398 scroll19
#237334 scroll29
#16837x37x37 puzzle cube7
#11144-ball2
#404-d camera10
#1324-dimensional guitar18
#924:20 bomb1
#14365-ball1
#575-hour acrimony47
#10726-ball2
#26264067 scroll1
#395668 scroll1
#5007-Foot Dwarven mattock4
#14867-ball1
#257-inch discus2
#13348-ball7
#4019-ball2
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#112A muse-bouche1
#785ASCII shirt1
#86Abyssal ember1
#54Afternoon Delight7
#37Aggressive Carrot79
#206Alewife™ Ale4
#272Alice's Army Alchemist1
#171Alice's Army Coward2
#257Alice's Army Guard1
#246Alice's Army Halberder1
#260Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#253Alice's Army Ninja1
#203Alice's Army Nurse2
#257Alice's Army Page1
#265Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#202Alice's Army Swordsman2
#205Alice's Army Wallman2
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#121Ambitious Turkey2
#591Angry Farmer candy110
#295Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#13Arrrmetia trading card14
#63Artist's Butterknife of Regret1
#68Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#64Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury1
#64Artist's Spatula of Despair1
#61Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#121Atomic Pop6
#89BACON562
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#38BGE tiny plastic toy19
#58BOOtonniere1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#377BRICKO brick19
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#364BRICKO eye brick7
#35BRICKO hat2
#49BRICKO oyster1
#64BRICKO pants1
#62BRICKO sword1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#150Barulio's bottle1
#124Battlie Light Saver5
#58Ben-Gal™ Balm102
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#78BitterSweetTarts48
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
#8Black Body™ spray138
#7Black Hole19
#13Black No. 27,453
#7Blackfly Chardonnay12,720
#495Blatantly Canadian2
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#149Blood 'n' Plenty1
#13Bloody Nora18
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#148Bohemian rhapsody3
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#36Bonestabber1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#116Boozehounds Anonymous token8
#257Boris's key lime pie3
#925Boris's ring1
#1676Boss Bat bling1
#1788Boss Bat britches4
#103Boss Drops2
#58Bowl of Scorpions11
#38Bram's choker5
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#21Breathitin™1
#829Bulky Buddy Box3
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#2424CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#82CSA bravery badge91
#200CSA cheerfulness ration3
#201CSA discount card2
#97CSA obedience grenade81
#120CSA scoutmaster's "water"38
#143Camp Scout pup tent10
#75Cement Mixer1
#45Centauri fish wine1
#47Cerebral Cloche3
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#29Charleston Choo-Choo5
#369Cherry Cloaca Cola2
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#127Claybender glasses2
#143Cloaca Cola Polar3
#1121Cloaca grenade7
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1152Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#256Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife3
#191Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau2
#282Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1558Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#223Cold Hots candy43
#51Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce18
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#42Comet Drop3
#72Connery's Elixir of Audacity19
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#161Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket6
#626Corpse Island iced tea8
#79Crazymaker1
#1480Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#424Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#61Crimbo candied pecan538
#50Crimbo food scraps234
#63Crimbo fudge569
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#53Crimbo paste2
#50Crimbo peppermint bark651
#33Crimbo pie201
#144Crimbo salad6
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#196Crimbo train emergency brake4
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#86Crimbojito3
#35Crimbomega drive chain2
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#260Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#171Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs2
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#220Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#461Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#245Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#217Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#473Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#367Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#196Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet2
#82Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#57Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#56Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)3
🥉Crimbuccaneer flotsam3,460
#55Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#289Crimbuccaneer piece of 122
#95Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso10
#46Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#123Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#99Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#81Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#644Crimbuck1,490
#2652Crown of the Goblin King5
#328D roll2
#36Dad's brandy4
#1841Daffy Taffy2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#41Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe15
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#48Dish of Clarified Butter1
#313Divine1
#68Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment107
#645Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2
#171Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent2
#354Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm2
#20Dogsgotnonoz pills17
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#51Doublepunchplanter1
#738Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#83Drac & Tan1
#396Dramatic™ range2
#16Drip Institute petri dish1
#49Drizzlers™ Black Licorice8
#953Drowsy Sword15
#18Drunk Uncles holo-record1
#80Dump Truck1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#185Duskwalker syringe1
#1669Dyspepsi grenade1
#1230Dyspepsi-Cola22
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#42Earring of Fire2
#70Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#54Effermint™ tablets100
#221El Vibrato power sphere5
#308Elf Farm Raffle ticket9
#29Elf Guard MPC7,537
#41Elf Guard broom1
#90Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#80Elf Guard hotpants1
#52Elf Guard insignia (private)3
#105Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#82Elf Guard patrol cap1
#51Elf Guard squirtgun1
#80Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#355Elfin shortbread2
#469Elmley shades1
#169Elvish delight1
#1165Ent cider1
#27Extrovermectin™1
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#30Falcon™ Maltese Liquor4
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#38Feliz Navidad1
#860Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#64Ferrigno's Elixir of Power19
#38Fettris1
#41Firewater2
#48Flamin' Whatshisname12
#63Flaming Caipiranha1
#76Flaming Mohobo1
#88Flaskfull of Hollow19
#21Fleshazole™1
#11Fog Murderer71
#444Frat Army FGF2
#250Friendliness Beverage5
#168Frogade2
#11Frost™ brand sword47
#152Fudge Fiber Armor Plating4
#79FunFunds™33
🥈Fuzzby1
#105GOTO7
#607Gaia beads1
#167Game Grid ticket30
#185Game Grid token6
#87GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine39
#82Gathered Meat-Clip4
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#214General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket4
#41Ghost Dog Chow7
#68Gin Mint2
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#221Gnollish casserole dish2
#633Gnollish flyswatter2
#475Gnollish pie server2
#578Gnollish pie tin2
#579Gnollish plunger2
#548Gnollish toolbox3
#728Go-Wassail12
#69Gold Velvet™ whiskey4
#236Gordon Bennett1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#155Green Manalishi2
#137Gummy Brains1
#60Hairpiece On Fire1
#41Half a Purse1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#131Hatorade1
#55Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance24
#48Haymaker1
#109Hell ramen78
#50Herringtini1
#63Hersey™ SMOOCH1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#389Hodgman's blanket3
#47Holiday Fun!84
#385Hollandaise helmet3
#57Hot 'n' Scarys2
#58Humanitini2
#80Ice Island Long Tea1
#232Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#678Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#1754Imp Ale3
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#155Inner Strength3
#82Inner Truth4
#169Inner Wisdom3
#57Jack-O-Lantern beer10
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#23Jackhammer5
#66Jacob's rung3
#110Jamaican coffee1
#302Jarlsberg's key lime pie2
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#1283Jocko Homo's head1
#24Jolly Roger charrrm595
🥇Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet3,409
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#97Junk-Bond1
#84Kelflar vest1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#199Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#721Knob Goblin elite helm3
#814Knob Goblin elite pants2
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#766Knob Goblin elite shirt3
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#137Knob Goblin firecracker175
#602Knob Goblin harem pants4
#672Knob Goblin harem veil3
#164Knob Goblin learning pill1
#212Knob Goblin love potion70
#194Knob Goblin lunchbox8
#158Knob Goblin melon baller19
#172Knob Goblin nasal spray2
#157Knob Goblin pants102
#458Knob Goblin perfume5
#263Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray2
#226Knob Goblin scimitar66
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#633Knob Goblin spatula2
#219Knob Goblin steroids56
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#111Knob Goblin tongs159
#158Knob Goblin visor47
#83Knob Kitchen grab-bag3
#23Knob lo mein38
#647Knob mushroom3
#190Knob nuts2
#161Knob pasty3
#522Knob sausage3
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#71Knob stir-fry7
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#15Knoll lo mein20
#903Knoll mushroom2
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#61Knoll stir-fry5
#148KoL Con 13 T-shirt3
#62Kokomo Resort Pass1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#23Loathing Idol Microphone3
#55Lollipop Drop1
#1462Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet15
#187Loudmouth Larry Lamprey303
#594Lucky Surprise Egg3
#1199M-2421
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#522Mad Train wine169
#253Mae West2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#17Mariner's Friend cough drops288
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#43Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#19Mark V Steam-Hat67
#190Maxwell's Silver Hammer12
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#264Meat detector2
#22Meat-inflating powder43
#648Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs2
#325Meleegra™ pills30
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#47Mer-kin dragbelt2
#77Mer-kin fitbrine1
#145Mer-kin foodbucket2
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#88Mer-kin killscroll7
#42Mer-kin paste1
#107Mer-kin roundshield1
#131Mer-kin sneakmask1
#191Mer-kin takebag1
#51Meteorite-Ade6
#423Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub96
#134Milk Studs69
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#47Mint Yulep4
#391Misty Cape1
#395Misty Cloak1
#439Mohawk wig15
#37Mon Tiki76
#488Monstar energy beverage3
#66Moonshine Mohobo1
#26Mornington crescent roll104
#109Mortimer's nostrum1
🥉Mountain Stream Code Black Alert340
#603Mountain Stream soda13
#249Mr. Haggis1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2547Mr. Mediocrebar2
#20Mrs. Rush2
#90Mt. McLargeHuge oyster2
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#182Mylar balloon1
#114Mysterious Black Box8
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#158Neuromancer5
#25New Age healing crystal2,120
#129New Cloaca-Cola1
#352New Zealand iced tea2
#26Newark3
#523Newbiesport™ tent1
#95Northern pemmican1
#301Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I2
#99Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II20
#202Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III6
#135Nuclear Blastball14
#51O2
#61O'RLY manual41
#78Oh, the Humanitini1
#8Oil of Parrrlay316
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#309Orcish meat locker1
#124P.B.L.T.3
#613PADL Phone1
#98PEEZ dispenser122
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#55Paint A Vulgar Pitcher3
#53Party-in-a-Can™2
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#610Penultimate Fantasy chest10
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#74Piddles46
#194Pine-Fresh air freshener18
#103Pokëmann band-aid10
#407Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip5
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#96Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking12
#85Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan13
#113Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap14
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#20Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu51
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#555Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf3
#29Pokëmann figurine: Twitter31
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#32Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth30
#120Polka Pop6
#142Polysniff Perfume2
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#195Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket5
#167Professor What T-Shirt3
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#72Rad Lib6
#282Raggedy Hippy doll1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#2658Rock Pops1
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#89Russian Ice2
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#93Sacramento wine2
#27Salsa Caliente™ candle1
#763Schrödinger's thermos8
#1319Senior Mints1
#31Sheila Take a Crossbow1
#471Sinful Desires1
#62Sloe Comfortable Zoo1
#617Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#29Smoldering Clover™ candle1
#254Sneaky Pete's key lime pie3
#728Snow Queen Crown1
#131Space Tourist Phaser3
#458Spam Witch sammich59
#596Spooky Surprise Egg11
#85Spooky-Gro fertilizer12
#130Squat-Thrust Magazine5
#28St. Sneaky Pete's Whey5
#50Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#221Strix stix2
#62Suffering Sinner1
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#166Supernova Champagne42
#52Suppurating Sinner1
#15Swabbie™ swab353
#36Swedish massage fish2
#166Swizzler53
#181T.U.R.D.S. Key2
#26Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco2
#71Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro275
#69Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita287
#53Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco372
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#965Tasty Fun Good rice candy25
#76Telltale™ rubber heart2
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#101The Big Book of Pirate Insults50
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#42The Jokester's pants1
#85The Lost Glasses1
#13The Plumber's mushroom stew1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#198Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag2
#77This Charming Flan1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#175Tiger-lily's milk9
#35Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste190
#49Trivial Avocations Card: What?416
#46Trivial Avocations Card: When?454
#46Trivial Avocations Card: Where?429
#48Trivial Avocations Card: Who?406
#654Trollhouse cookies26
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#92Tuesday's ruby35
#512Typical Tavern swill3
#150Ultracolor™ shirt1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#842Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#468Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix4
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#53Uranium Omega of Temperance4
#36VYKEA blood rune1
#36VYKEA frenzy rune1
#35VYKEA lightning rune1
#50VYKEA mead2
#47VYKEA meatballs2
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#25Vegetable of Jarlsberg7
#118Venus flytrap2
#42Vicar's Tutu1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#618Warm Subject gift certificate31
#50Way More Tears™ pepper spray181
#49Whatsian Ionic Pliers22
#10White Chocolate Golem Seeds187
#12White Citadel burger2,158
#98White Citadel fries19
#9White Hyborian140
#110Whoompa Fur Pants3
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#5World's Blackest-Eyed Peas77
#46X2
#63X-37 gun3
#48Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode2
#75Xiblaxian polymer1
#170Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick4
#150Ye Olde Meade3
#166Ye Olde Medieval Insult3
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#177Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher30
#31Yeast of Boris1
#851Yummy Tummy bean205
#225Ze™ goggles5
#33Zoodriver5
#196a butt tuba5
#70a little sump'm sump'm80
#28abominable blubber104
#509abominable snowcone19
#67absentee voter ballot1
#63abstraction: action2
#67abstraction: perception1
#213accidental cider8
#224acid-squirting flower18
🥉acoustic guitarrr2,179
#193actual reality goggles3
#73actual tapas10
#75adder53
#12adder bladder7,522
#190airblaster gun1
#91albatross necklace1
#74alien meat1
#203alien source code printout1
#15alien source code printout (used)1
#8all-purpose cleaner1,991
#129all-purpose flower1
🥇all-year sucker1
#75almost-dead walkie-talkie40
#116alpha-mail pants1
#127amber aviator shades1
#656ammonite fossil5
#71amok pudding10
#59amok putter6
#851amulet of extreme plot significance7
#60ancient Magi-Wipes339
#44ancient calendar1
#105ancient calendar fragment2
#352ancient frozen dinner5
#135ancient ice cream scoop4
#52ancient medicinal herbs1
#60ancient pills2
#235ancient poisoned dart2
#670ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#189ancient stone fist4
#164ancient stone head4
#549ancient vinyl coin purse2
#142anemone nematocyst1
#78angry inch1
#56angst burger42
#47animal part cracker1
#29anise-flavored venom1
#40ankleweights1
#678anniversary balloon1
#5anniversary gift box11
#847annoying pitchfork2
#140ant agonist25
#35ant antidepressant1
#270ant hoe1
#127ant pick3
#166ant pitchfork2
#283ant rake1
#165ant sickle2
#67anti-anti-antidote136
#241anticheese37
#56antimatter wad8
#140antique bottle of cough syrup5
#624antique bottle opener1
#474antique greaves9
#413antique hand mirror5
#518antique helmet7
#162antique machete2
#294antique packet of ketchup4
#484antique shield9
#563antique spear6
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#17aquamariner's necklace1
#20aquamariner's ring1
#208armgun13
#21arrowgram641
#12arrrgyle socks2,829
#134artisanal limoncello5
#432asbestos apron1
#1105asbestos ore1
#65asbestos thermos3
#168asparagus knife67
#28asparagus lo mein14
#96asparagus stir-fry2
#343asshat4
#703astral mushroom8
#1374astronaut pants3
#95attorney's badge11
#106automatic catapult1
#30autumn dollar4
#38autumn leaf1
#30auxiliary backbone1
#1003awful poetry journal30
#99bätzle19
#166baby killer bee58
#44baby rigging snake2
#183babycakes1
#98backwoods screwdriver17
#1715baconstone3
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#2997badass belt15
#110badge of authority2
#633bag of Cheat-Os6
#100bag of GORF90
#109bag of GORP84
#165bag of QWOP8
#76bag of W&Ws230
#39bag of gross foreign snacks1,789
#504bag of lard2
#133bag of many confections1
#118bag of park garbage13
#734baggie of powdered sugar12
#293balaclava2
#547balaclava baklava2
#1159ball4
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#305balloon helmet1
#664balloon monkey2
#105balloon shield1
#311balloon sword1
#76ballpark hot daub1
#354ballroom blintz7
#197bamboo bokuto1
#488banana9
#98banana daiquiri3
#86banana milkshake1
#158banana peel34
#208banana spritzer1
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