Museum :: zoidman

zoidman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#222	"DRINK ME" potion	111
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#912	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#737	30669 scroll	4
#925	33398 scroll	4
#643	334 scroll	4
#142	37x37x37 puzzle cube	13
#889	4-ball	3
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional guitar	22
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#785	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1116	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#79	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#528	Angry Farmer candy	136
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#149	BGE pocket calendar	5
#796	BGE shotglass	11
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#98	BRICKO stud	2
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#630	BURT	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#57	Black Hole	1
#74	Black No. 2	190
#177	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#443	Blood Light	5
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#35	Bonestabber	1
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#103	Boss Drops	2
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#93	C.H.U.M. chum	20
#39	C.H.U.M. knife	17
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#423	CRIMBCO wine	18
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#86	CSA bravery badge	82
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#165	CSA fire-starting kit	119
#110	CSA obedience grenade	41
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#46	Caipiranha	1
#84	Camp Scout pup tent	110
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#24	Climate Colada	2
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#461	Cloaca grenade	35
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#78	Coily™	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#53	Comet Drop	2
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#21	Crepes a la Lune	2
#1042	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#140	Crimbo candied pecan	167
#163	Crimbo fudge	128
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#143	Crimbo peppermint bark	152
#322	Crimbo pie	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1134	Dyspepsi-Cola	28
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#54	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#66	Event Horizon	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#61	Flaming Mohobo	2
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#26	Frosty's nailbat	3
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#151	GOTO	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#50	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	183
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#34	Genalen™ Bottle	184
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#28	Hairpiece On Fire	10
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#100	Hatorade	2
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#231	Hodgman's blanket	6
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#47	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#13	Hodgman's varcolac paw	3
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#63	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#410	Imp Ale	441
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#999	Instant Karma	2
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#648	Knob Goblin pants	8
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#36	Knob Goblin stink bomb	50
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#191	Knob nuts	2
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#18	Little Crimson Book	2
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Locust	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1042	M-242	2
#186	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1392	Mad Train wine	7
#253	Mae West	2
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#295	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#183	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#126	Meleegra™ pills	88
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#30	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#45	Mer-kin saltmint	2
#42	Mer-kin saltsquid	3
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#697	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	22
#577	Microplushie: Bropane	12
#276	Microplushie: Dorkonide	13
#475	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	8
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#2355	valuable trinket	2
#168	vampire chowder	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#266	vampire pearl	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#228	very overdue library book	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#53	vial of baconstone juice	2
#67	vial of blood simple syrup	1
#54	vial of hamethyst juice	2
#117	vial of holy water	3
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#1043	viking helmet	1
#665	vinegar	56
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
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#321	vodka martini	3
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#566	volcanic ash	1
#141	volleyball	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#519	vorpal blade	6
#122	votive candle	1
#1028	wad of dough	2
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#229	war tongs	10
#25	warbear LP-ROM burner	6
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#28	warbear battery	62
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#82	warbear bearserker mead	7
#64	warbear beeping telegram	17
#117	warbear blizzard mead	4
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#29	warbear chemistry lab	5
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#4	warbear feathered fedora	3
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#66	warbear gyro	6
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#318	warbear helm fragment	3
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#7	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	134
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#168	warbear metalworking primer	7
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#79	warbear procedural hilarity drone	13
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#75	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	14
🥉	warbear snowblindness goggles	3
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
🥉	warbear spiked helm	3
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#215	warbear wardance potion	4
#104	warbear warrior bread	2
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#157	warbear whosit	1,291
#42	warm fur	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#151	water pipe bomb	513
#219	water purification pills	1
#474	water wings	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#5	weremoose spit	764
#101	wet stew	2
#160	wet venom duct	1
#139	whalebone corset	6
#1538	wheel	1
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#425	whiskey sour	3
#792	white Canadian	1
#159	white Xanadian	2
#538	white balloon	3
#48	white belt	1
#939	white candy heart	3
#259	white chocolate and tomato pizza	9
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#548	white chocolate chip cookies	3
#847	white chocolate chips	2
#276	white class ring	33
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#232	white lightning	65
#617	white picket fence	3
#975	white pixel	2
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#446	white satin shield	2
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#51	white whip	2
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#37	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#521	wind-up meatcar	14
#724	windchimes	2
#415	wine spritzer	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#87	witch wart	1
#432	witty rapier	3
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#891	wolf mask	5
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#20	wood screw	44
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#24	wool sock	4
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#116	worn tophat	26
#74	worst candy	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#784	worthless trinket	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#352	wussiness potion	40
#176	yak anorak	1
#64	yak skin	45
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#279	yellow brick road	2
#1106	yellow candy heart	3
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1228	yeti fur	11
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 49,553 items total!

what items are this player missing?