Museum :: zoidman

zoidman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#223	"DRINK ME" potion	111
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#908	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1046	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#881	3-ball	3
#736	30669 scroll	4
#924	33398 scroll	4
#642	334 scroll	4
#142	37x37x37 puzzle cube	13
#885	4-ball	3
#140	4-d camera	1
#115	4-dimensional guitar	22
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1072	5-ball	2
#140	5-hour acrimony	1
#782	6-ball	4
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#680	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1113	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#75	8-bit banana	1
#621	9-ball	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#106	ASCII fu manchu	1
#400	ASCII shirt	4
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#135	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#185	Alewife™ Ale	5
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#529	Angry Farmer candy	136
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#62	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#51	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#52	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#67	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#148	BGE pocket calendar	5
#796	BGE shotglass	11
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#476	BRICKO brick	2
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#34	BRICKO hat	2
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#100	BRICKO stud	2
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#618	BURT	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1566	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#588	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#185	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#467	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#55	Black Hole	1
#73	Black No. 2	190
#176	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#910	Bling of the New Wave	1
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#442	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#471	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#106	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#103	Boss Drops	2
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#856	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#499	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#94	C.H.U.M. chum	20
#39	C.H.U.M. knife	17
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#423	CRIMBCO wine	18
#362	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#86	CSA bravery badge	82
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#163	CSA fire-starting kit	119
#111	CSA obedience grenade	41
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#84	Camp Scout pup tent	110
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#219	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#52	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#21	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#70	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#24	Climate Colada	2
#148	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#459	Cloaca grenade	35
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#78	Coily™	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#476	Cold Hots candy	10
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#54	Comet Drop	2
#105	Comet Pop	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#21	Crepes a la Lune	2
#1039	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#135	Crimbo candied pecan	167
#162	Crimbo fudge	128
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#141	Crimbo peppermint bark	152
#319	Crimbo pie	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#3593	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1066	Daffy Taffy	21
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#285	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#97	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1510	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1134	Dyspepsi-Cola	28
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#287	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#194	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#296	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#547	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#354	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#122	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#65	Event Horizon	1
#157	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#56	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#59	Flaming Mohobo	2
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#126	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#245	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#82	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#701	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#26	Frosty's nailbat	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#135	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#60	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#150	GOTO	2
#606	Gaia beads	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#263	Game Grid token	1
#50	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	183
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#34	Genalen™ Bottle	184
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#90	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#131	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#578	Gnollish pie tin	2
#580	Gnollish plunger	2
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1046	Go-Wassail	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#173	Gordon Bennett	2
#66	Grasshopper	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#62	Green Burlap	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#49	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#28	Hairpiece On Fire	10
#40	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#100	Hatorade	2
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#444	Hell ramen	3
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#49	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#230	Hodgman's blanket	6
#43	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#13	Hodgman's varcolac paw	3
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#75	Humanitini	1
#86	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#63	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#407	Imp Ale	441
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#987	Instant Karma	2
#82	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#875	Jocko Homo's head	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#459	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#901	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#69	Junk-Bond	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#599	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#601	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#943	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#404	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#647	Knob Goblin pants	8
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#736	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#36	Knob Goblin stink bomb	50
#641	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#169	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#189	Knob nuts	2
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#776	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#101	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#18	Little Crimson Book	2
#121	Lobos Mints	2
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#55	Locust	1
#53	Lollipop Drop	1
#1905	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#722	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1041	M-242	2
#185	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1391	Mad Train wine	7
#249	Mae West	2
#1562	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#294	Manetwich	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#50	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#124	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#122	Mark of the Ghost	1
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#126	Mark of the Zombie	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#184	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#414	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#126	Meleegra™ pills	88
#68	Mer-kin begsign	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#65	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#55	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#55	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#38	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#86	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#41	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#147	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#110	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#31	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#43	Mer-kin saltmint	2
#40	Mer-kin saltsquid	3
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#64	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#135	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#81	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#58	Mer-kin worktea	1
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#696	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	22
#572	Microplushie: Bropane	12
#274	Microplushie: Dorkonide	13
#469	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	8
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#2355	valuable trinket	2
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#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
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#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#174	vial of The Glistening	1
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#27	vinyl boots	1
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#478	walrus-tusk earring	2
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#228	war tongs	10
#25	warbear LP-ROM burner	6
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
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#28	warbear battery	62
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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#64	warbear beeping telegram	17
#116	warbear blizzard mead	4
#218	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#29	warbear chemistry lab	5
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#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
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#67	warbear gyro	6
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#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
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#8	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	134
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
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#75	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	14
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🥉	warbear spiked helm	3
#87	warbear superpotion	1
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#321	warbear trouser fragment	2
#215	warbear wardance potion	4
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#41	warm fur	1
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#52	weegee sqouija	2
#48	weighted paperclip chain	2
#6	weremoose spit	764
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#258	white chocolate and tomato pizza	9
#60	white chocolate chip brownies	2
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#269	white class ring	33
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#231	white lightning	65
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#65	whole roasted chicken	1
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#118	wholeberd	1
#1936	whoopie cushion	1
#509	wicker shield	1
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#36	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#522	wind-up meatcar	14
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#415	wine spritzer	1
#93	wings of fire	1
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#86	witch wart	1
#433	witty rapier	3
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#104	wok lobster	1
#891	wolf mask	5
#1028	wolfman mask	1
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#430	wonderwall shield	1
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#333	wreath of laurels	2
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#352	wussiness potion	40
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#177	yam candy	1
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#93	yellow matter custard	1
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#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
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#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1227	yeti fur	11
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#147	zmobie	1

what items are this player missing?