| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #111 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 58 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #75 | Ancient Protector Soda | 9 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO reactor | 28 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #517 | BURT | 16 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #55 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 560 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #2757 | Crimbuck | 7 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #185 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
| #124 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 5 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 5 |
| #170 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 2 |
| #182 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 5 |
| #162 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 5 |
| #179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #76 | FDKOL commendation | 9,073 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #174 | FDKOL hotcakes | 31 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #146 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 14 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #414 | Go-Wassail | 42 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #814 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #131 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 16 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #130 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 28 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #639 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #825 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 4 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #691 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 12 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #117 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 6 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
| #127 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 10 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #105 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 11 |
| #210 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 10 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 12 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #159 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 10 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #39 | Sogg-Os | 11 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #106 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 165 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 8 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #304 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 42 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1524 | Valentine | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #15 | astronaut ice-cream | 21 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #563 | baconstone | 14 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #48 | bark rootbeer | 8 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #247 | bit of clingfilm | 17 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #654 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #316 | black snowcone | 11 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #531 | blood flower | 12 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #255 | boiling seal blood | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #324 | bone chips | 48 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #27 | borrowed time | 69 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #276 | bottle of bubbles | 40 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #731 | bottle of goofballs | 35 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #363 | brick | 106 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | bubble-wrap simulator | 13 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | buckyball | 149 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #772 | canteen of wine | 28 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #504 | carbonated water lily | 3 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #97 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 100 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #42 | coffee pixie stick | 3 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #87 | correction fluid | 19 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #696 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #627 | crazy little Turkish delight | 8 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #514 | cymbal syrup | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #1339 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #199 | discocktail | 19 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #43 | dollhive | 184 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #234 | drop of water-37 | 40 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #958 | eggnog | 15 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #287 | electrical thingamabob | 15 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #165 | elven limbos gingerbread | 70 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #79 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,926 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #626 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #209 | fancy dress ball | 78 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #209 | felt | 37 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #105 | fiery wing | 96 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #478 | fire | 11 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #119 | flask flops | 5 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #93 | flask of mining oil | 64 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #206 | floaty sand | 104 |
| #34 | foetid seal tear | 79 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #481 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #400 | fossilized spine | 3 |
| #478 | fossilized torso | 7 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #93 | frigid fudgepuck | 49 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
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| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
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| #136 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #59 | glistening oyster egg | 11 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
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| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
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| #227 | googly eye | 64 |
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| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
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| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
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| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #197 | green candy heart | 162 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #679 | green gummi ingot | 19 |
| #103 | green pill | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #951 | grue egg | 28 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #173 | handful of sand | 134 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #150 | home robotics kit | 4 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #117 | incredibly creepy marionette | 22 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #271 | jar of swamp gas | 200 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #491 | jerky coins | 39 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #107 | killer rag doll | 22 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #235 | lavender candy heart | 120 |
| #27 | leaf of grass | 48 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #237 | licorice root | 28 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #186 | lollipop stick | 422 |
| #148 | lump of coal | 4 |
| #281 | lump of diamond | 10 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 22 |
| #38 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #15 | mafia thumb ring | 11 |
| #133 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #13 | molten brick | 463 |
| #76 | monomolecular yo-yo | 692 |
| #566 | mood ring | 6 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #463 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #243 | mummy wrapping | 84 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #135 | mylar scout drone | 33 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #39 | odd silver coin | 14 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #242 | orange candy heart | 169 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #23 | overloaded micro-reactor | 553 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #445 | pack of pogs | 43 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #224 | palm frond | 37 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #149 | pearlescent oyster egg | 4 |
| #353 | penguin focaccia bread | 34 |
| #339 | peppermint tailings | 10 |
| #533 | personalized coffee mug | 81 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #246 | pet rock | 32 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #507 | petrified wood | 15 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #198 | pink candy heart | 189 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #86 | plastic ingot | 263 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #172 | pointed stick | 7 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #264 | possessed top | 22 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #340 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #344 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #73 | pumpkin juice | 3 |
| #448 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #214 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 44 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #666 | red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #225 | rose | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #64 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #53 | salt wages | 189 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #533 | sawblade fragment | 67 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #181 | security flashlight | 2 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #68 | silent P | 9 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #144 | smoking grass | 642 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #24 | space invader | 2 |
| #113 | space junk | 30 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #24 | sparking robo-battery | 602 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #479 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #590 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #332 | strange cube | 4 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #761 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #193 | stuffed alien blob | 29 |
| #2241 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #53 | stuffed gray blob | 608 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2516 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #77 | stuffing | 104 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #537 | sucker scaffold | 9 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #132 | superheated fudge | 33 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #151 | tarnished bottlecap | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #400 | tooth | 10 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #305 | toy crazy train | 32 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #793 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #331 | toy mercenary | 22 |
| #896 | toy ray gun | 9 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #300 | tree-eating kite | 124 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #114 | twitching time capsule | 3 |
| #168 | unearthed potsherd | 23 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #93 | unquiet spirits | 20 |
| #1577 | unstable DNA | 14 |
| #486 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1238 | useless powder | 20 |
| #470 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 22 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #191 | volcanic ash | 34 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #407 | warbear battery | 3 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #25 | water wings for babies | 4 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #340 | white candy heart | 81 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #261 | wind-up meatcar | 45 |
| #433 | wolfman mask | 14 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #283 | wumpus hair | 5 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #776 | yellow gummi ingot | 11 |
| #474 | yo | 20 |
| #434 | yo-yo | 71 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |