Museum :: legom7

legom7

Rank	Item	Quantity
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#111	A. W. O. L. commendation	58
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#76	Ancient Protector Soda	9
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#22	BRICKO reactor	28
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#519	BURT	16
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#506	Crimbo Credit	3
#424	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#680	Crimbo candied pecan	13
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#810	Crimbo fudge	10
#55	Crimbo peppermint bark	560
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#126	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#137	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#89	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#2760	Crimbuck	7
#349	D roll	1
#96	DNOTC Box	4
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1296	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#183	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	5
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#107	Elf Guard honor present	1
#113	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#76	FDKOL commendation	9,073
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#174	FDKOL hotcakes	31
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#146	Fantasma en la Máquina	14
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
🥇	First Post shirt - Cir Senam	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#417	Go-Wassail	42
#116	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#107	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#100	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#870	Instant Karma	3
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#110	Jamaican coffee	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#131	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	16
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#306	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#192	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#130	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	28
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#702	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#750	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#644	Microplushie: Gothochondria	7
#829	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#744	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#695	Microplushie: Otakulone	9
#836	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#740	Microplushie: Sororitrate	5
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#522	NPZR chemistry set	3
#377	New Zealand iced tea	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#373	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	12
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#117	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	6
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	10
#231	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#106	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	11
#210	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	10
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	12
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#283	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	7
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#159	Rompedores de Fantasmas	10
#6	Royal scepter	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#40	Sogg-Os	11
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#106	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	165
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#131	The Art of Slapfighting	9
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	8
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#103	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	16
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1215	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#897	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#387	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#479	Thwaitgold termite statuette	15
#104	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#174	Trainbot circuitry	1
#144	Trainbot linkages	2
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#120	Twelve Night Energy	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#302	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	42
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#32	Yorick	1
#222	Z-Bone steak	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#285	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#107	alien protein powder	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#168	antique beer	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#769	aspirin	1
#15	astronaut ice-cream	21
#803	astronaut pants	9
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#567	baconstone	14
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#2043	ball	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#220	banana cream pie	2
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#47	bark rootbeer	8
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#583	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#246	bit of clingfilm	17
#54	black brandy	1
#654	black candy heart	5
#314	black snowcone	11
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#532	blood flower	12
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#255	boiling seal blood	2
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#322	bone chips	48
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#27	borrowed time	69
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#278	bottle of bubbles	40
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#736	bottle of goofballs	35
#191	bottled day	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#49	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#2781	box of sunshine	34
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#364	brick	106
#172	brilliant oyster egg	2
#74	bubble-wrap simulator	13
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#47	buckyball	149
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1110	can of Binarrrca	6
#1891	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#546	can of fake snow	1
#1298	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#1129	candied yams	7
#1796	candy cane	15
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#1784	candy stake	4
#771	canteen of wine	28
#1592	capacitor relay	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#802	cement sandals	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#256	cheap cigar butt	7
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#997	cheap toaster	2
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#97	chunk of depleted Grimacite	100
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#747	clockwork key	1
#1979	club necklace	3
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#43	coffee pixie stick	3
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#194	concentrated fish broth	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#87	correction fluid	19
#34	corrupted bird DNA	1
#697	corrupted data	2
#218	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#626	crazy little Turkish delight	8
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#118	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#514	cymbal syrup	6
#1025	daisy	1
#96	daub-breaker	1
#121	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#1338	delicious salad	7
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#199	discocktail	19
#97	dog ointment	1
#890	doll house	4
#43	dollhive	184
#395	double daisy	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#233	drop of water-37	40
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#975	duct tape	22
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#957	eggnog	15
#162	eldritch ichor	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#287	electrical thingamabob	15
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#165	elven limbos gingerbread	70
#790	elven cellocello	24
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#971	elven socks	3
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#80	empty agua de vida bottle	1,926
#870	empty blowgun	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#626	evil teddy bear	21
#38	exclusive club	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1831	fancy chocolate	2
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#209	fancy dress ball	78
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#210	felt	37
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#686	festive sausage	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#106	fiery wing	96
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1648	filthy lucre	5
#479	fire	11
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#119	flask flops	5
#94	flask of egggrog	1
#93	flask of mining oil	64
#64	flask of port	1
#337	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#59	flat cider	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#206	floaty sand	104
#34	foetid seal tear	79
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#543	fossilized limb	10
#309	fossilized serpent skull	2
#479	fossilized spike	7
#397	fossilized spine	3
#477	fossilized torso	7
#627	fossilized wing	2
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#93	frigid fudgepuck	49
#16	fruit bat	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#252	fudge bunny	2
#136	fudge cube	2
#500	fudge lily	7
#145	fudge spork	2
#336	fudgecule	4,752
#178	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#354	fuzzy dice	12
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#202	gamma nog	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#164	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#124	gingerbread nylons	1
#110	gingerbread robot	6
#142	gleaming oyster egg	3
#60	glistening oyster egg	11
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#693	golden ring	40
#229	googly eye	64
#89	government	1
#261	government cheese	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#73	grass blade	2
#71	grass hat	2
#71	grass skirt	2
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#985	gray bow tie	4
#882	green balloon	1
#198	green candy heart	162
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#683	green gummi ingot	19
#104	green pill	1
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#90	grip key	1
#96	grog nuts	1
#956	grue egg	28
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#1045	hamethyst	7
#36	handful of napalm	1
#85	handful of numbers	4
#173	handful of sand	134
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#442	herringcello	31
#627	hideous egg	1
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#149	home robotics kit	4
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#684	hot date	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#115	hot egg	2
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#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
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#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
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#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
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#392	tulip	1
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#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#95	unquiet spirits	20
#1576	unstable DNA	14
#487	unstable laser battery	63
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#183	unused soap	1
#511	urinal cake	2
#1240	useless powder	20
#470	vampire duck-on-a-string	22
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#1380	vinegar	5
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#192	volcanic ash	34
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#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#649	warbear whosit	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#25	water wings for babies	4
#158	wet venom duct	1
#317	wheel	11
#903	white balloon	1
#341	white candy heart	81
#25	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#261	wind-up meatcar	45
#433	wolfman mask	14
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#36	wooly loincloth	1
#285	wumpus hair	5
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#778	yellow gummi ingot	11
#474	yo	20
#435	yo-yo	71
#102	yule pup	1
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 28,165 items total!

what items are this player missing?