| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #106 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #37 | Adventurer bobblehead | 5 |
| #35 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #37 | BRICKO bulwark | 5 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #80 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #108 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #51 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 46 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #64 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #120 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #253 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #245 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 8 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #124 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #409 | CRIMBCO mug | 31 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #89 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #76 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbot battery | 51 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 4 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 6 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #72 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #57 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #63 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #70 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #21 | Humpty Dumplings | 2 |
| #86 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #481 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #48 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #53 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #60 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #101 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #39 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #70 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #61 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #116 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #65 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #252 | Silver Bullet beer | 10 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #40 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #53 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #68 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #336 | The Cooler Out of Space | 6 |
| #61 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 45 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 9 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 16 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 14 |
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| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
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| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
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| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
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| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
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| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #395 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 30 |
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| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
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| #33 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
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| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
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| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #53 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
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| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
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| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
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| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #27 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #34 | Yolo™ chocolates | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
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| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
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| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
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| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
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| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
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| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #150 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
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| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
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| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
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| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #240 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #59 | bone bons | 1 |
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| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
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| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
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| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #336 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #131 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
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| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #246 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #39 | brass abacus | 1 |
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| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
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| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #418 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #955 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
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| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #156 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #226 | bus pass | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #225 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
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| #813 | candy cane | 45 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #33 | candy chalk | 1 |
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| #44 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #79 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #101 | candy kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #696 | canteen of wine | 34 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
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| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
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| #261 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
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| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #29 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
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| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #127 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #197 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #62 | choco-Crimbot | 63 |
| #39 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 1 |
| #36 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #38 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
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| #245 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #55 | chocotini | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
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| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #121 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
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| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
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| #45 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
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| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #246 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #274 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 5 |
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| #78 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #243 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
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| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
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| #140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #263 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #23 | crappy camera | 1 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #163 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #111 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #116 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #139 | d20 | 1 |
| #105 | d4 | 1 |
| #107 | d6 | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #99 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #18 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
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| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #91 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
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| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #132 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #111 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #211 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 3 |
| #224 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 3 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 5 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 4 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 3 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #315 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #306 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #280 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #135 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #495 | elven limbos gingerbread | 28 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #40 | essential soy | 3 |
| #70 | essential tofu | 2 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #21 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #115 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #102 | fancy chocolate car | 28 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #93 | fat bottom quark | 24 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #60 | fitness wristband | 6 |
| #956 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #14 | floaty gravel | 6 |
| #44 | floaty pebbles | 8 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #203 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #732 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #264 | fossilized limb | 39 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #121 | fossilized torso | 52 |
| #142 | fossilized wing | 31 |
| #119 | fossilized wyrm skull | 7 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1217 | fruitcake | 13 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #842 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #1413 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #32 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1030 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #191 | gold star | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #34 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #73 | grass clippings | 17 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #61 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #55 | green BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #264 | green gummi ingot | 126 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #199 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #286 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #43 | humble pie | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #107 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #100 | invisibility potion | 5 |
| #62 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #55 | irresistibility potion | 9 |
| #77 | irritability potion | 6 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #138 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
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| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
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| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
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| #336 | lunar isotope | 1 |
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| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
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| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #272 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
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| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
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| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
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| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
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| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #41 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1,173 |
| #141 | moonberry wine cooler | 2 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
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| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #34 | mutated candy lump | 1 |
| #353 | mylar scout drone | 14 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #54 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #254 | nega-mushroom | 3 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #279 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #63 | old chum | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #166 | oozenog | 16 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
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| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #100 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #203 | overcookie | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #929 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #404 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #255 | peach | 1 |
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| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #130 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #256 | pearidot | 26 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #57 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #63 | penguin focaccia bread | 105 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #34 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #93 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #738 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #11 | phial of coldness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of hotness | 1 |
| #12 | phial of sleaziness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of spookiness | 1 |
| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #702 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #68 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #51 | pixel banana | 1 |
| #56 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #25 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #49 | pixel lemon | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #99 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #38 | pixel star | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #38 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #485 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #503 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #489 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #38 | porcelain candy dish | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #212 | possessed top | 26 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #58 | power pill | 1 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #69 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #67 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #137 | protein paste | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #113 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #571 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #74 | radio button candy | 15 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #456 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #642 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 12 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #44 | red ale | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #292 | red gummi ingot | 116 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #41 | respected companion biscuit | 10 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #79 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #28 | robin flan | 1 |
| #42 | robin nog | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #17 | roller skate decoy | 1 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #27 | root beer barrel | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #78 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #52 | ruby on canes | 6 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #348 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #66 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #14 | scimitar cozy | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #37 | scrap of sticky paper | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #185 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #75 | sea lasso | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #195 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
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