| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #93 | "caramel" orange | 24 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #50 | 8-bit banana | 6 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #5 | Aerheads | 108 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #13 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 226 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #43 | Arrow (+1) | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #10 | Atomic Pop | 198 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #54 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #53 | Azurite | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #99 | BOOterfinger | 2 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #101 | Big Punk | 2 |
| #24 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 192 |
| #40 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 6 |
| #40 | BitterSweetTarts | 214 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #57 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #173 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #120 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #52 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #73 | Boss Drops | 8 |
| #65 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #29 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #27 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #214 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 16 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #57 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #49 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #36 | Churchill | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #629 | Cloaca grenade | 22 |
| #237 | Cloaca-Cola | 170 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 16 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #22 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #401 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #70 | Cold Hots candy | 440 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #7 | Comet Drop | 133 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #103 | Corpse Island iced tea | 47 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbo Credit | 77 |
| #65 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 38 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo dinner | 3 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbo salad | 8 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbosmopolitan | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #772 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #1036 | Crimbuck | 593 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #48 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #82 | Daffy Taffy | 553 |
| #56 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #35 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #64 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 5 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #482 | Dyspepsi grenade | 27 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #445 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #13 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 524 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #23 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Elf Guard MPC | 274 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #10 | Elvish delight | 193 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #438 | Ent cider | 15 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #13 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 182 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #48 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #394 | FDKOL commendation | 711 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #45 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #173 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 8 |
| #137 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #145 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #43 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #672 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #20 | Finnish Fish | 7 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #41 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #7 | Flag by the Footâ„¢ | 7 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #50 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #13 | Fudgie Roll | 113 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #15 | Gabarbar | 3 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #396 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #41 | Glo-Pop | 8 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #41 | Gnomish sagngria | 1 |
| #255 | Go-Wassail | 77 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #13 | Good 'n' Quiet | 38 |
| #9 | Good 'n' Slimy | 152 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #24 | Gummi-DNA | 160 |
| #39 | Gummi-Gnauga | 194 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #39 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 4 |
| #39 | Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #28 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 18 |
| #61 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 4 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #25 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #27 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #25 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #46 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 16 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #28 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #104 | LED block | 13 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #156 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 10 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #52 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #56 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #29 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #19 | Mallomarbles | 7 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #38 | Marltini | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #14 | Mayam spinach | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #72 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 66 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #38 | Mer-kin saltmint | 4 |
| #42 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 3 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Milk Studs | 1,043 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #250 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 90 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #91 | Moonds | 2 |
| #67 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #90 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 983 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #29 | Mrs. Rush | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #34 | Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #8 | Necbro wafers | 147 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #18 | Northern pemmican | 30 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #33 | Now and Earlier | 180 |
| #27 | Nuclear Blastball | 158 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #19 | PEEZ dispenser | 827 |
| #15 | Pain Dip | 168 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #136 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #26 | Para-Pop | 2 |
| #60 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #44 | Piddles | 173 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #11 | PlexiPips | 227 |
| #11 | Pneumo bar | 13 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #49 | Polka Pop | 44 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Prunets | 846 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #32 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #153 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #118 | Rattlin' Chains | 2 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #164 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 10 |
| #54 | Rock Pops | 1,042 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #187 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 5 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #27 | Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #35 | Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #21 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #91 | Senior Mints | 222 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #20 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #40 | Shrubble Bubble | 5 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #44 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #22 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #87 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #29 | Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #24 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #12 | Southern yam | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #26 | Spant eggs | 6 |
| #28 | Spechunky bar | 6 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #16 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #13 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #34 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #33 | Steal This Candy | 190 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #15 | Sugar Cog | 221 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #36 | Swizzler | 626 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #39 | Take Eleven Bar | 8 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #44 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 6 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| #52 | The Emperor's new cookie | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #56 | Third Base | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #126 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #71 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #38 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #12 | Wax Flask | 184 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #48 | Whenchamacallit bar | 2 |
| #19 | Wickers bar | 3 |
| #93 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 301 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #34 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #210 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,005 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #8 | adobe brittle | 8 |
| #315 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #48 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #52 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #16 | alphabet gum | 213 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #348 | ammonite fossil | 13 |
| #27 | ancient meat | 1 |
| #507 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #27 | angry agate | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #213 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #17 | asbestos crossbow string | 34 |
| #35 | asbestos stick | 15 |
| #34 | asbestos sword hilt | 17 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #9 | astronaut ice-cream | 34 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #116 | automa-bot parts | 5 |
| #41 | autumn breeze | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #39 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #16 | autumnic balm | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #37 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #120 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #18 | bag of W&Ws | 1,033 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #17 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #73 | balsa plank | 7 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #42 | banana candle | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #23 | banana split | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #472 | bananagate | 11 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #108 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #47 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #264 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #59 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #547 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #34 | battery (AAA) | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #13 | beaver punch (cherry) | 14 |
| #31 | beaver punch (papaya) | 7 |
| #27 | beaver punch (peach) | 7 |
| #145 | beavermouth | 37 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #71 | beertini | 38 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #12 | beggin' cologne | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #147 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #71 | big rock | 63 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #86 | black candy heart | 163 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #353 | black paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #330 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #34 | black spot | 30 |
| #80 | black striped oyster egg | 41 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #370 | blind-packed capsule toy | 7 |
| #76 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #283 | blood flower | 36 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #137 | blue grass | 9 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #395 | blue striped oyster egg | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #45 | body spradium | 5 |
| #36 | boiling hot cocoa | 1 |
| #20 | bone bons | 13 |
| #785 | bone chips | 6 |
| #20 | boot flask | 1 |
| #42 | booze bindle | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #354 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #26 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 1 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of anÃs | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of clam juice | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #81 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #229 | bottle of goofballs | 98 |
| #51 | bottle of gregnadigne | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #68 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #248 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #22 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #47 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #65 | bowl of mernudo | 20 |
| #70 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #15 | bowl of prescription candy | 1 |
| #17 | box of Dweebs | 937 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #37 | brain preservation fluid | 7 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #203 | bread man | 3 |
| #56 | bread pie | 33 |
| #205 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #17 | breakfast miracle | 27 |
| #1937 | brick | 5 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #18 | brilliant oyster egg | 33 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #59 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #161 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #92 | bubblegum heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #24 | bug juice | 1 |
| #54 | bunch of sea grapes | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #576 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | cabooze | 12 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #53 | can of Adultwitchâ„¢ | 1 |
| #85 | can of Binarrrca | 116 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #34 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #107 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #77 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #20 | can opener | 1 |
| #92 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 72 |
| #20 | candied almond | 10 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #28 | candied kobold | 245 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #36 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #70 | candied yams | 101 |
| #14 | candy UFOs | 17 |
| #36 | candy brain | 239 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #44 | candy carrot | 1 |
| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #18 | candy chalk | 7 |
| #187 | candy cigarette | 8 |
| #118 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #52 | candy mountain oyster | 1 |
| #10 | candy skeleton | 204 |
| #34 | candy stake | 187 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #228 | canteen of wine | 103 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #7 | carob chunk noodles | 2,359 |
| #37 | carrot cake precipice bar | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #52 | cashew | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #205 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #89 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #198 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 29 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #55 | chicle de salchicha | 2 |
| #19 | chiffon lemon | 5 |
| #15 | children of the candy corn | 187 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #26 | chitin powder | 1 |
| #13 | chitin powder paste | 1 |
| #248 | choco-Crimbot | 2 |
| #20 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 8 |
| #21 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 4 |
| #15 | chocolate Spider Queen | 9 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #30 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 9 |
| #8 | chocolate disco ball | 305 |
| #45 | chocolate filthy lucre | 252 |
| #21 | chocolate pasta spoon | 176 |
| #19 | chocolate saucepan | 156 |
| #13 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 198 |
| #20 | chocolate stolen accordion | 212 |
| #22 | chocolate turtle totem | 184 |
| #11 | chocolate-covered caviar | 184 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #17 | chocolate-covered loofah | 5 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #49 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #57 | chocotini | 1 |
| #8 | chorizo brownies | 2,307 |
| #19 | chrome crossbow string | 26 |
| #24 | chrome stick | 23 |
| #19 | chrome sword hilt | 30 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #35 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #170 | cinnamon machine oil | 6 |
| #183 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #60 | clear Russian | 35 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | cloning kit | 29 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #159 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #51 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #34 | cocoa chondrule | 4 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #25 | cold jelly | 1 |
| #106 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #55 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #49 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #457 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #31 | cool hot cocoa | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #38 | cool mint precipice bar | 1 |
| #71 | cop dollar | 1 |
| #22 | coping juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #16 | corned beet | 10 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #95 | corpse on the beach | 49 |
| #51 | corpsebite | 7 |
| #88 | corpsedriver | 49 |
| #68 | corpsetini | 56 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #68 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| 🥉 | corrupted stardust | 58 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #53 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 44 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #124 | crappy brain | 41 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #126 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #58 | crude crudités | 5 |
| #18 | crunchy brush | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #117 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Boo tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #58 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #26 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 7 |
| #63 | cyan seashell | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #75 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #151 | cylindrical mold | 12 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #131 | d8 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #134 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #47 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #67 | daub-breaker | 3 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #200 | decent brain | 11 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #566 | delicious salad | 76 |
| #34 | delicious star salad | 4 |
| #81 | dented spoon | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #209 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #89 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #42 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #14 | distilled resin | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #45 | dog ointment | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
| #20 | donated candy | 1,068 |
| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #30 | double entendre | 1 |
| #6 | double-ice gum | 169 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy ichor | 1 |
| #22 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #8 | drippy seed | 1 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #42 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #81 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #56 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #95 | dry cleaning receipt | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #13 | dubious peppermint | 173 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #346 | dusty Crimbo crate | 32 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #96 | dwarf bread | 58 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #101 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #51 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #7 | elderly jawbreaker | 180 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #239 | electrical thingamabob | 31 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #87 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #53 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #737 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #335 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #14 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #7 | envelope full of Meat | 1 |
| #59 | epic wad | 12 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #153 | evil googly eye | 32 |
| #8 | evil noodles | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #38 | expired MRE | 1 |
| #22 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #14 | extra time | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #45 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 1 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #40 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1468 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #388 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #66 | felt | 90 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #42 | fettucini épines Inconnu | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #37 | filled mosquito | 1 |
| #98 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #134 | fireball | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #69 | firemilk | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #34 | fish head | 1 |
| #24 | fish sauce | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #14 | fishcake | 1 |
| #75 | fishelada | 16 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #148 | fistful of ashes | 33 |
| #6 | fistful of wood shavings | 5 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #19 | fixodent | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #49 | flan del mar | 9 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #25 | flask of moonshine | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #221 | flask of tainted mining oil | 14 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #129 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #38 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #52 | flour cookie | 7 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #100 | fluid of fudge-finding | 2 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #307 | foie gras | 4 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #67 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #34 | fortifying hot cocoa | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #30 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #59 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 8 |
| #85 | freightcake | 8 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #209 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #12 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 185 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #116 | fruitcake | 195 |
| #14 | fruitfilm | 141 |
| #10 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 183 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #666 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #5 | fudge spork | 166 |
| #46 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 20 |
| #636 | fudgecule | 831 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #71 | future drug: Coolscaline | 33 |
| #74 | future drug: Muscularactum | 30 |
| #71 | future drug: Smartinex | 36 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #48 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #98 | gamma nog | 10 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #14 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 134 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #58 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #46 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #37 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #37 | gingerbread bugbear | 709 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #15 | gingerbread dog treat | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #37 | gingerbread nylons | 21 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #40 | gingerbread restraining order | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #69 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #61 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #54 | glass of raw eggs | 2 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #20 | gleaming oyster egg | 30 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #31 | glistening oyster egg | 22 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #50 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #150 | glob of salty molasses | 3 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #63 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #97 | goblin water | 6 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #463 | golden ring | 48 |
| #281 | good brain | 12 |
| #14 | goodberry | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #128 | googly eye | 100 |
| #322 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #95 | gourmet gourami oil | 6 |
| #39 | government | 6 |
| #219 | government cheese | 6 |
| #61 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #97 | government requisition form | 1 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #31 | government-issued candy | 2 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #60 | grain of sand | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #131 | grass clippings | 8 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #32 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #145 | green and red bean | 36 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #375 | green gummi ingot | 83 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #28 | green rock candy | 1 |
| #149 | green rocket | 3 |
| #57 | green seashell | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #35 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #27 | grilled cheese sandwich | 4 |
| #194 | grilled mooseflank | 6 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #11 | groggipop | 18 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #38 | grubby wool | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #19 | guffin | 1 |
| #47 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #14 | gummi canary | 173 |
| #52 | gummi fang | 1 |
| #11 | gummi salamander | 183 |
| #14 | gummi snake | 197 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #73 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #34 | guy made of bee pollen | 73 |
| #83 | gym membership card | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #24 | haemolymphnode | 1 |
| #198 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #43 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #73 | hamlet sandwich | 154 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #10 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 12 |
| #12 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 11 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #51 | hard cocoa | 5 |
| #52 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| #31 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #27 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #40 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #35 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #23 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #155 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #105 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #75 | herbal stuffing | 74 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #264 | herringcello | 39 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #42 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #103 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #13 | hipster cocktail | 5 |
| #4 | hoarded candy wad | 574 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #5 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 213 |
| #31 | holo-bomber | 1 |
| #30 | holo-platoon | 1 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #15 | honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #11 | honey stick | 177 |
| #152 | honey-drenched ham slice | 5 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #29 | hot button candy | 5 |
| #33 | hot cocoa au beurre | 1 |
| #36 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #27 | hot jelly | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #113 | hot watered rum | 7 |
| #76 | hot wine | 2 |
| #62 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #71 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #40 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #25 | human musk | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #686 | iGoogly | 22 |
| #58 | ice cream sandwich | 1 |
| #90 | ice porter | 1 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #59 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #75 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #29 | imaginary lemon | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #35 | imported taffy | 9 |
| #42 | improved martini | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #20 | industrial frosting | 1 |
| #65 | industrially-crushed ice | 40 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #30 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #73 | invisible potion | 2 |
| #682 | ion grid | 16 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #250 | iron pasta spoon | 29 |
| #36 | ironic mint | 7 |
| #19 | irradiated candy cane | 177 |
| #118 | irresistibility potion | 3 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #55 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
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| #492 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 8 |
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| #346 | lavender striped oyster egg | 7 |
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| #16 | linoleum stick | 24 |
| #16 | linoleum sword hilt | 23 |
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| #47 | lion musk | 1 |
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| #198 | lollipop stick | 386 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
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| #153 | macaroni duck | 11 |
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| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
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| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
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| #13 | mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition | 1 |
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| #13 | mini kiwi illicit antibiotic | 1 |
| #15 | mini kiwi intoxicating spirits | 1 |
| #14 | mini kiwi tipi | 1 |
| #13 | mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick | 1 |
| #17 | mini kiwitini | 1 |
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| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #49 | moai toai | 1 |
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| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
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| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #58 | moreltini | 1 |
| #34 | morning dew | 1 |
| #10 | moss floss | 2 |
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| #50 | mulled hobo wine | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
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| #46 | mushroom filet | 1 |
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| #35 | mushroom whiskey | 1 |
| #23 | mutated candy lump | 5 |
| #154 | mylar scout drone | 29 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #31 | mystery lollipop | 4 |
| #62 | nachos of the night | 1 |
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| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
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| #425 | nanite-infested eggnog | 11 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #364 | nanofiber cloth | 15 |
| #35 | nasty gum | 6 |
| #39 | natural magick candle | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #59 | nega-mushroom | 32 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #294 | negative lump | 13 |
| #22 | negotiatin' hammer | 62 |
| #87 | neutron lollipop | 11 |
| #363 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #134 | non-aged vinegar | 15 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #200 | nugget of Crimbonium | 12 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #143 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #54 | octolus oculus | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #104 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
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| #292 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #112 | off-white striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #73 | officer's nog | 6 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #58 | ojo de pez burrito | 21 |
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| #64 | old chum | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #84 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 2 |
| #92 | old school beer pull tab | 1 |
| #714 | old sweatpants | 83 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #21 | one piece of bubble gum | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
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| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #130 | overloaded micro-reactor | 10 |
| #34 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 1 |
| #51 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #739 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #29 | oversized ice molecule | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #32 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #116 | papaya slung | 17 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #117 | pat of butter | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #34 | patent aggression tonic | 1 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #40 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #43 | patent invisibility tonic | 1 |
| #527 | patent leather shoes | 12 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent sallowness tonic | 1 |
| #117 | pawn cookie | 2 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #27 | pearlescent oyster egg | 27 |
| #8 | peaza | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #55 | penguin focaccia bread | 112 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #65 | peppermint bomb | 3 |
| #12 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #89 | peppermint eel sauce | 134 |
| #25 | peppermint pegleg | 7 |
| #21 | peppermint sprig | 1 |
| #16 | peppermint syrup | 1 |
| #54 | peppermint tack | 15 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #56 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #69 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #17 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #79 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #38 | pickled grasshopper | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #15 | piece of after eight | 135 |
| #41 | piece of driftwood | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #35 | pile of dirt | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #254 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #46 | pineapple slab | 1 |
| #114 | ping-pong ball | 58 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #72 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #24 | piscatini | 1 |
| #124 | pitted sheet metal | 11 |
| #52 | pixel banana | 1 |
| #58 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #50 | pixel lemon | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #101 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #88 | pixellated candy heart | 242 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #10 | plain calzone | 1 |
| #41 | plain candy cane | 7 |
| #95 | plastic cup of beer | 33 |
| #186 | plastic ingot | 31 |
| #61 | plastic passion fruit | 41 |
| #33 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #34 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #58 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #29 | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #67 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #32 | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #32 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #33 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #52 | plumber's lunch | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #115 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #101 | poisonous caviar | 8 |
| #74 | poisonsettia | 28 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #4 | polyeaster egg | 93 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #386 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #83 | portable table | 13 |
| #76 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #83 | post-holiday sale coupon | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #15 | powdered madness | 1 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #43 | primitive alien booze | 1 |
| #14 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #24 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #137 | projectile chemistry set | 8 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #34 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #33 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #269 | puce plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
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| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
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| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #445 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #48 | punch-drunk punch | 5 |
| #56 | purple corpsel | 7 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #299 | rag doll | 8 |
| #37 | rainbow glitter candle | 1 |
| #18 | rainbow jellybean | 15 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #12 | ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #59 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #60 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #64 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #58 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #128 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 77 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #164 | red ale | 5 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
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| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #391 | red gummi ingot | 77 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #414 | red paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #429 | red plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #503 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #301 | red striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #24 | red-headed corpse | 13 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #46 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #42 | residual zeal | 1 |
| #150 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #130 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #146 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #47 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #17 | ribbon candy | 185 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #81 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #14 | roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #21 | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #76 | [2108]rock | 51 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #310 | rogue swarmer | 88 |
| #189 | roll of Hob-Os | 2 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
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| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #66 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #60 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #136 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #64 | rubber gloves | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #63 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 7 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #121 | runny icing | 21 |
| #57 | runproof mascara | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #15 | salmagumdi | 8 |
| #130 | salt plum | 34 |
| #34 | salt plum sake | 4 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #21 | salted mutton | 9 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #151 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #83 | salty slug | 25 |
| #11 | sampler size toothpaste | 5 |
| #354 | sand dollar | 6 |
| #69 | sandwich of the gods | 25 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #252 | sawblade fragment | 86 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #22 | scintillating oyster egg | 31 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #74 | scrap metal | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #447 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #41 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #42 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #126 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
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| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
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| #30 | sweat-ade | 1 |
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| #55 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #33 | terra panna cotta | 1 |
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| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #82 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
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| #786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
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| #6 | tied-up flaming leaflet | 1 |
| #7 | tied-up flaming monstera | 1 |
| #8 | tied-up leaviathan | 1 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #70 | tin of submardines | 1 |
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| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
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| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
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| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
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| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
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| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
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| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
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| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
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| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
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| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #78 | tofurkey gravy | 83 |
| #89 | tofurkey leg | 74 |
| #37 | tofurkey nugget | 8 |
| #64 | tomato daiquiri | 23 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #102 | tooth | 40 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1003 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #516 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #160 | tortoise's blessing | 19 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #364 | toy train | 6 |
| #142 | toy wheel | 58 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #34 | trampled ticket stub | 1 |
| #90 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #27 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #882 | tree-eating kite | 29 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #138 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #92 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #21 | ultra-soft ferns | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #130 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #73 | universal biscuit | 35 |
| #172 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #68 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #248 | unstable laser battery | 81 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #70 | unusual disco ball | 18 |
| #49 | unusual oil | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #107 | used beer | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #45 | vampagne | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #65 | van key | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #64 | very small red dress | 1 |
| #53 | vial of blood simple syrup | 4 |
| #129 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #41 | violent pastilles | 4 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #32 | virgin jello shot | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #41 | vodka barracuda | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #31 | vodka stinger | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #72 | void burger | 1 |
| #68 | void lager | 1 |
| #86 | void stone | 1 |
| #522 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #282 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 8 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #32 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #30 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| #51 | water log | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged leather | 2 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #111 | waterlogged wood | 2 |
| #35 | wax booze | 1 |
| #30 | wax pancake | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #38 | weighted paperclip chain | 4 |
| #52 | weird gazelle steak | 4 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #73 | whalesteak | 6 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #125 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #103 | whiskey in a broken glass | 25 |
| #32 | whiskey squeeze | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #11 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2,363 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #108 | whole turkey leg | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #63 | wood screw | 5 |
| #26 | wooden block | 104 |
| #18 | worksite credentials | 6 |
| #41 | worst candy | 9 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #22 | yam | 1 |
| #15 | yam battery | 1 |
| #9 | yam burrito | 1 |
| #50 | yam candy | 5 |
| #10 | yam martini | 1 |
| #12 | yam mayo | 1 |
| #11 | yam slider | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #367 | yellow gummi ingot | 87 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #175 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #339 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #353 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1778 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #524 | yo | 18 |
| #536 | yo-yo | 54 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #119 | yule gruel | 6 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | zombie | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |