| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #157 | Black No. 2 | 69 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #173 | Meleegra™ pills | 65 |
| #344 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 11 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #217 | SPF 451 lip balm | 11 |
| #135 | Swabbie™ swab | 35 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #79 | abominable blubber | 20 |
| #132 | adder bladder | 111 |
| #518 | all-purpose cleaner | 4 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #30 | baobab sap | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #193 | black eyedrops | 4 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #286 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #169 | bottle of bubbles | 69 |
| #132 | bottle of fire | 111 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #177 | bottle of ultravitamins | 3 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #850 | chaos butterfly | 69 |
| #17 | cheap cigar butt | 279 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 29 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #243 | cymbal syrup | 43 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #68 | deodorant | 64 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #62 | drop of water-37 | 222 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #96 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 4 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #180 | fish-liver oil | 110 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #82 | funky dried mushroom | 145 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #163 | gremlin juice | 14 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #8 | half-baked potion | 840 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #40 | handsomeness potion | 70 |
| #183 | henna face paint | 10 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #111 | irradiated pet snacks | 3 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #114 | irritability potion | 2 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #170 | libation of liveliness | 2 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #40 | mother's little helper | 327 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #97 | oil of oiliness | 15 |
| #153 | oil of stability | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #101 | panty raider camouflage | 20 |
| #119 | papotion of papower | 3 |
| #55 | peach lozenge | 3 |
| #67 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #91 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #149 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #54 | philter of phorce | 71 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #57 | plum lozenge | 3 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #57 | potion of the field gar | 2 |
| #64 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #68 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #486 | probability potion | 69 |
| #503 | procrastination potion | 69 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #101 | pygmy pygment | 31 |
| #46 | reodorant | 291 |
| #127 | resolution: be feistier | 3 |
| #130 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #127 | resolution: be sexier | 3 |
| #117 | resolution: be smarter | 3 |
| #117 | resolution: be stronger | 3 |
| #103 | resolution: be wealthier | 3 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #113 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 6 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #34 | too legit potion | 4 |
| #159 | true grit | 20 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #140 | weremoose spit | 2 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |