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#370"DRINK ME" potion23
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#4201-ball11
#121.21 jigawatts11
#72100-Watt bulb1
#1771337 7r0uZ0RZ65
#10502-ball2
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#6930669 scroll150
#17433398 scroll126
#454334 scroll10
#14744-ball1
#784-d camera4
#1644-dimensional guitar13
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#8564067 scroll9
#41668 scroll55
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#151Alewife™ Ale10
#797Amulet of Yendor17
#295Angry Farmer candy437
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#4BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt105
#23BGE merchandise order form112
#6BRICKO airship7
#30BRICKO bat2
#103BRICKO brick3,453
#8BRICKO bulwark28
#4BRICKO cathedral5
#5BRICKO egg4
#24BRICKO elephant2
#7BRICKO eye brick14,051
#6BRICKO gargantuchicken6
#35BRICKO hat2
#16BRICKO octopus2
#5BRICKO ooze115
#19BRICKO oyster3
#34BRICKO pants2
#60BRICKO pearl4
#19BRICKO pyramid2
#21BRICKO python2
#4BRICKO reactor49
#33BRICKO sword2
#41BRICKO trunk2
#38BRICKO turtle2
#10BRICKO vacuum cleaner2
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#166Ben-Gal™ Balm9
#333Bit O' Ectoplasm7
#21Black Body™ spray39
#209Black No. 238
#479Blackfly Chardonnay4
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#668Boris's ring2
#1568Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air2
#829Bulky Buddy Box3
#56C.H.U.M. chum40
#15CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)32
#10CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)27
#8CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)29
#10CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)30
#10CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)28
#15CRIMBCO lanyard96
#6CRIMBCO scrip23,230
#4CRIMBCOIDS mints669
🥉CRIMBCOLOAF877
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#44Connery's Elixir of Audacity50
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1052Crimbo fudge5
#1171Crimbo peppermint bark3
#437Crimbo pie4
#2022Crimboween memo2
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#263Daffy Taffy121
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#313Divine1
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#184Dramatic™ range8
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1360Dyspepsi-Cola15
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#374El Vibrato power sphere2
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#438Ent cider15
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#83Ferrigno's Elixir of Power11
🥇French slippers1
#119Frogade4
#284Game Grid ticket1
#124Game Grid token34
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#489Gnollish flyswatter4
#594Gnollish pie server1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#497Gnollish plunger3
#486Gnollish slotted spoon2
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#236Gordon Bennett1
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#35Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog2
#222Happy Birthday, Claude! cake8
#131Hatorade1
#154Hell broth1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#1313Imp Ale22
#1207Instant Karma1
#1194Jack-in-the-box1
#507Jolly Roger charrrm5
#545Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet2
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#140Knob Goblin Uberpants4
#288Knob Goblin elite helm20
#263Knob Goblin elite pants23
#290Knob Goblin elite polearm18
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#693Knob Goblin firecracker12
#602Knob Goblin harem pants4
#456Knob Goblin harem veil7
#627Knob Goblin love potion9
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#440Knob Goblin pants18
#188Knob Goblin perfume19
#385Knob Goblin scimitar24
#588Knob Goblin seltzer8
#397Knob Goblin spatula12
#422Knob Goblin steroids17
#642Knob Goblin superseltzer2
#458Knob Goblin tongs19
#224Knob Goblin visor31
#57Knob Kitchen grab-bag5
#389Knob mushroom14
#343Knob pasty1
#330Knob sausage11
#540Knoll mushroom12
#491Knoll shroomkabob1
#64Lucky Surprise Egg153
#638Mad Train wine106
#308Mae West1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#279Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub224
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#348Mon Tiki1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#287Neuromancer1
#446Orcish frat-paddle4
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#127Penultimate Fantasy chest328
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#941Ram's Face Lager1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#471Sinful Desires1
#239Spooky Surprise Egg64
🥉Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern40
#20Super Magic Power Sword X11
#736Supernova Champagne1
#295Tasty Fun Good rice candy206
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#288Warm Subject gift certificate364
#105White Hyborian1
#5Workytime Tea1,194
#657Yummy Tummy bean299
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#365a butt tuba1
#324a little sump'm sump'm8
#462abominable snowcone23
#260accidental cider5
#245acid-squirting flower15
#154acoustic guitarrr28
#229adder bladder49
#138aerated diving helmet1
#228agua de vida7
#91albatross necklace1
#100all-purpose cleaner101
#11amphibious tophat2
#207amulet of extreme plot significance82
#85ancient cursed foot locker4
#352ancient frozen dinner5
#251ancient stone fist1
#232ancient stone head1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1884anniversary gift box2
#847annoying pitchfork2
#251ant pitchfork1
#335anti-anti-antidote6
#494anticheese8
#223antique greaves40
#731antique hand mirror1
#255antique helmet33
#268antique packet of ketchup5
#608antique record album3
#231antique shield40
#262antique spear32
#125archaeologing shovel1
#85armgun66
#698asbestos ore6
#378asparagus knife16
#1192astral mushroom1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#300awful poetry journal469
#1849baby killer bee1
#2045baconstone2
#352baconstone bracelet1
#132bad penguin egg1
#5938badass belt3
#104badass pie1
#829bag of Cheat-Os2
#941bag of airline peanuts24
#11bag of bones53
#367bag of lard3
#132bag of many confections1
#632balaclava baklava1
#183balloon helmet2
#496balloon monkey3
#105balloon shield1
#203balloon sword2
#427ballroom blintz4
#221banana daiquiri1
#75banana smoothie12
#882bar skin4
#332barbed-wire fence14
#340barrrnacle46
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#654baseball3
#355bat guano32
#339bat wing40
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#216batblade16
#406batgut58
#227battered hubcap1
#214bazookafish bubble gum10
#682beach glass bead1
#282beanbag chair1
#685beer bomb10
#560beer helmet2
#418beer lens4
#583beertini2
#161begpwnia33
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#952bejeweled cufflinks1
#571bejeweled pledge pin3
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#88berry-infused sake1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#199big bass drum6
#232big red clown nose35
#90big stick8
#76big stirring stick1
#174bilge wine163
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#377bird rib1
#576bit of clingfilm7
#377bit-o-cactus7
#332black & tan5
#7black BRICKO brick82
#450black candy heart15
#167black cherry soda2
#669black forest cake1
#259black forest ham9
#149black greaves23
#128black helmet28
#389black kettle drum1
#166black pension check54
#409black pepper3
#107black picnic basket27
#1046black pixel1
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#467black pudding3
#129black sheepskin diploma2
#114black shield30
#224black snake skin36
🥇black snowcone4,625
#966black striped oyster egg5
#129black sword30
#501black-and-blue light63
#728blackberry3
#74blackberry combat boots6
#102blackberry galoshes2
#89blackberry moccasins3
#67blackberry slippers4
#159blended frozen swill1
#81blood of the Wereseal17
#226blood-faced volleyball2
#797bloody beer3
#192bloody clown pants40
#409bloody mary3
#1151blue pixel3
#487blue plasma ball64
#164blue snowcone116
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#14blue-frosted astral cupcake207
#242boilermaker1
🥈bone and arrows11
🥉bone aperitif91
🥇bone chips13,652
#46bone collar8
🥇bone crusher15
#199bone flute8
🥉bone meal91
#252bone rattle8
🥉bone spurs17
🥈boneana hammock13
🥇bonedanna18
🥇bonerang15
🥇boning knife21
#523booty chest charrrm5
#100borg sock monkey21
#279boring spaghetti1
#64bottle of Blank-Out235
#391bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#318bottle of Jorge Sinsonte2
#399bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#48bottle of Pete's Sake20
#120bottle of Pinot Renoir15
#280bottle of cooking sherry5
#469bottle of gin31
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#29bottle of perfume2
#255bottle of popskull9
#266bottle of realpagne1
#274bottle of rum239
#344bottle of sake1
#227bottle of sewage schnapps31
#1074bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#476bottle of tequila41
#92bottle of vodka489
#457bottle of whiskey68
#506bowl of cottage cheese27
#25bowl of lucky charms62
#147box109
#6714box of sunshine2
#363boxed champagne1
#541boxed wine26
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#40brains casserole14
#247brainy skull1
#156breath mint9
#1129brick24
#746briefcase1
🥈broken BRICKO brick118
#69broken carburetor3
#608broken skull17
#160broken sword30
#107brown crock marble5
#580brown sugar cane2
#432bubblewrap ore3
#642bubbly potion7
#188bucket of honey10
#249buckler buckle1
#1272buckyball2
#331bugbear beanie18
#433bugbear bungguard11
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#285bum cheek70
#488bunch of bananas7
#578bunch of square grapes1
#119bungle in the jungle11
#50buoybottoms24
#117caipifruta1
#185calavera concertina1
#353calle de miel3
#4can of CRIMBCOLA579
#452can of Red Minotaur8
#554can of Swiller1
#28can of black paint20
#545can of fake snow1
#592can of maces1
#238can of spinach9
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#902candied kobold2
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#1964candied yams3
#158candy cane254
#35candy skeleton73
#3108candy stake2
#448cannonball charrrm9
#1749canteen of wine1
#330cardboard katana1
#609cardboard ore1
#521cardboard wakizashi2
#146caret1
#77carob cannon1
#454carob chunk cookies3
#640carob chunk noodles1
#557carob chunks3
#873casino pass1
#217cat appendix21
#326catgut22
#568centipede eggs2
#487chaos butterfly293
#231cheap cigar butt9
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#462cheap studded belt63
#188cheap wind-up clock3
#326chef's hat29
#235chef-in-the-box1
#165cherry42
#239chewing gum on a string70
#518chocolate filthy lucre4
#78chocolate stolen accordion13
#390chopsticks9
#384chorizo brownies4
#388chorizo taco8
#985chrome ore1
#980chunk of depleted Grimacite9
#6circular CRIMBCOOKIE228
#55citrus-infused sake2
#17clockwork bartender-in-the-box15
#747clockwork key1
#87clockwork maid2
#154clockwork trench coat1
#154cloudy potion123
#1028clown hammer18
#230clown skin34
#3274club necklace1
#320cocoa egg39
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#176coconut bikini top1
#717coconut shell18
#788cog11
#247cog and sprocket assembly1
#456cold ninja mask5
#201concentrated magicalness pill11
#604cool mushroom2
#200cool mushroom wine1
#864cool whip1
#512copper ha'penny charrrm5
#215corn holder6
#328cornuthaum16
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#107costume sword8
#246cottage1
#138cracker1
#407cranberries55
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#91cream stout66
#83creamsicle69
#378crowbarrr5
#46crown-shaped beanie6
#456cruelty-free wine2
#245cup of primitive beer8
#78curmudgel18
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#291cyborg doll6
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#166cyclops eyedrops3
#349cymbal syrup21
#1025daisy1
#74dance card44
#405dark potion25
#123das boot1
#99day-old beer3
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#471dead guy's watch11
#179decanter of fine Scotch1
#151decaying goldfish liver55
#17decaying wooden oar2
#628decorative fountain3
#737defective skull23
#142dehydrated caviar67
#31delectable catalyst61
#1263dense meat stack1
#164dented harmonica16
#207deodorant14
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#166desiccated apricot71
#93dew yoana lei1
#74dew yoana salacious lei1
#1595diamond necklace4
#755diamond-studded cane3
#59digital underground potion1
#209dingy planks1
#257dire fudgesicle5
#329dirty hobo gloves72
#1004disassembled clover14
#925disco ball17
#878disco mask16
#407disease25
#281disembodied brain13
#228dishrag2
#614disintegrating quill pen4
#207disintegrating sheet music23
#385distilled fortified wine6
#587distressed denim pants1
#464disturbing fanfic250
#142divine blowout264
#119divine can of silly string375
#255divine champagne flute33
#150divine champagne popper68
#163divine cracker71
#141divine noisemaker244
#113diving muff1
#1640doll house1
#1066dollhive4
#45dolphin whistle20
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#325drab sonata12
#167draggin' ball hat62
#201dragon snaps7
#374dreadlock whip1
#431dried face6
#266dry martini1
#936dry noodles5
#76dry vodka martini8
#1505drywall axe3
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#228dungeoneer's dungarees5
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#245dusty animal jawbone1
#307dusty animal pelvis1
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#364dusty bottle of Merlot46
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#438dusty bottle of Pinot Noir29
#261dusty bottle of Port93
#296dusty bottle of Zinfandel60
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
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#189dusty fourth cervical vertebra2
#142dusty fourth thoracic vertebra3
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#286dusty left fibula1
#303dusty left first rib1
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#73dusty left radius5
#200dusty left second front claw2
#193dusty left second rear claw2
#309dusty left seventh rib1
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#308dusty left twelfth rib1
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#183dusty right eleventh rib2
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#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
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#306dusty right kneecap1
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#144dusty right second rib3
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#138dusty right sixth rib3
#137dusty right tenth rib3
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#188dusty sixth thoracic vertebra2
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#136dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra3
#781dwarf bread4
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#718eXtreme mittens2
#568eXtreme scarf3
#3661easter egg balloon3
#703effervescent potion5
#117eggnog157
#172elephant stinger2
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
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#796empty agua de vida bottle80
#544enchanted barbell1
#149enchanted bean30
#95enchanted brass knuckles2
#488enchanted toothpick2
#430encoder ring38
#541energy drink IV1
#453ennui-flavored potato chips77
#259enormous belt buckle12
#88enormous hoop earring16
#255especially salty dog1
#640evil golden arch6
#355evil golden arches1
#1508evil teddy bear5
#50exotic parrot egg1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1052explosion-flavored chewing gum16
#6extra-heavy BRICKO brick16
#37extra-potent gremlin mutagen22
#436extra-spicy bloody mary2
#166extra-strength strongness elixir11
#901eye of newt2
#173eye of the Tiger-lily2
#125eyedrops of the ermine5
#76eyedrops of the ocelot5
#799eyepatch3
#184f3d0r464
#209facehugging alien2
#298fairy gravy boat3
#761fake blood1
#987fake fake vomit23
#900fake hand21
#291false eyelashes1
#561fancy bath salts10
#138fancy beef jerky1
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#1018fat stacks of cash3
#217fat wallet1
#149fertilized ghuol egg3
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#421figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#181figurine of an armored seal1
#186filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")15
#571filthy corduroys6
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#634filthy knitted dread sack4
#957filthy lucre30
#388filthy pestle4
#658fine wine3
#1135fire3
#168fish-liver oil137
#858fizzy potion2
#696flaming mushroom2
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#144flaming talons83
#527flange2
#507flaregun15
#133flask of Amontillado1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#460flavored foot massage oil60
#269floral print shirt1
#18flower petal pie130
#186flute of flat champagne75
#163flytrap pellet1
#454foam dart61
#55foam noodle50
#221foolscap fool's cap15
#368forest tears1
#54fortune cookie478
#118fossilized baboon skull6
#329fossilized bat skull1
#143fossilized demon skull4
#125fossilized limb90
#40fossilized serpent skull18
#79fossilized spider skull7
#178fossilized spike25
#212fossilized spine9
#46fossilized torso132
#60fossilized wing65
#161fossilized wyrm skull5
#282fricasseed brains3
#183frigid mote4
#939frigid ninja stars4
#428frilly shirt1
#680frilly skirt2
#645frozen mushroom2
#522frozen nunchaku3
#50fruit basket10
#105fruitcake202
#175fruitfilm2
#99fruity girl swill2
#149full meat tank1
#326furry fur283
#427furry pants1
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#185gator skin49
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#664ghuol ears8
#899ghuol egg6
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#707ghuol guolash5
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#17giant fishhook2
#398giant glass of brandy1
#385giant moxie weed6
#271giant needle206
#2128giant pinky ring2
#132gibson1
#4gilded BRICKO brick9
#6gilded BRICKO chalice1
#103gilded ancient cursed chest3
#83gilded ancient cursed key3
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#26gingerbread bugbear1,236
#139gingerbread horror32
#307gingerbread house2
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#210gingham blouse1
#13ginormous pumpkin36
#218glass of baboon milk2
#272glass of goat's milk43
#24glimmering raven feather10
#273glittery mascara1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#165glowing red eye122
#302gnatwing15
#769gnoll lips1
#469gnoll teeth6
#271goat2
#302goat beard19
#334goat cheese60
#700goat cheese pizza3
#643gob of wet hair7
#162goblin autoblowgun1
#159goblin hunting spear1
#113gold lamé pants8
#692golden ring40
#167golden twig1
#2190googly eye2
#6googly-heart hat1
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#247gr8ps20
#267grapefruit30
#259grapes35
#76grassy cutlass17
#501grave robbing shovel1
#18green BRICKO brick11
#394green balloon6
#557green beer22
#180green candy heart184
#94green peawee marble11
#1070green pixel2
#225green snowcone92
#182green-frosted astral cupcake7
#499gremlin juice2
#69grog50
#70groovy prism necklace1
#635grouchy restless spirit7
#65groupie bra2
#70groupie lipstick7
#4476grue egg2
#377grumpy old man charrrm5
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#68grungy bandana19
#317guano coffee cup5
#328guitar pick9
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#1225gyroscope1
#213hair spray57
#129half-orchid50
#138hand grenegg1
#865handful of hand chalk10
#145handful of sawdust65
#236handmade hobby horse1
#109handsomeness potion22
#219happiness11
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#3382heart necklace1
#580heart-shaped balloon9
#1194heavy D1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#262heavy metal sonata2
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#861hellion cube1
#60helm of the white knight1
#209helmet recipe1
#1043helmet turtle15
#675hemp string4
#178henna tattoo5
#696herb brownies11
#2516herbal stuffing1
#700herbs7
#369hermit permit6
#1881herringcello1
#357hill of beans57
#355hippopotamus skin2
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