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suicidalsue

Rank	Item	Quantity
#371	"DRINK ME" potion	23
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#420	1-ball	11
#12	1.21 jigawatts	11
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#177	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	65
#1051	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#69	30669 scroll	150
#174	33398 scroll	126
#454	334 scroll	10
#1475	4-ball	1
#78	4-d camera	4
#163	4-dimensional guitar	13
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#85	64067 scroll	9
#41	668 scroll	55
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#151	Alewife™ Ale	10
#799	Amulet of Yendor	17
#296	Angry Farmer candy	437
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#4	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	105
#23	BGE merchandise order form	112
#6	BRICKO airship	7
#31	BRICKO bat	2
#103	BRICKO brick	3,453
#8	BRICKO bulwark	28
#5	BRICKO cathedral	5
#5	BRICKO egg	4
#25	BRICKO elephant	2
#7	BRICKO eye brick	14,051
#7	BRICKO gargantuchicken	6
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#17	BRICKO octopus	2
#5	BRICKO ooze	115
#20	BRICKO oyster	3
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#60	BRICKO pearl	4
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#22	BRICKO python	2
#4	BRICKO reactor	49
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#11	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#166	Ben-Gal™ Balm	9
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#21	Black Body™ spray	39
#210	Black No. 2	38
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#56	C.H.U.M. chum	40
#15	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	32
#10	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	27
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	29
#10	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	30
#10	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	28
#15	CRIMBCO lanyard	96
#6	CRIMBCO scrip	23,230
#4	CRIMBCOIDS mints	669
🥉	CRIMBCOLOAF	877
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#44	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	50
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#434	Crimbo pie	4
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#264	Daffy Taffy	121
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1362	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
🥇	French slippers	1
#119	Frogade	4
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#124	Game Grid token	34
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#222	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	8
#131	Hatorade	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#1313	Imp Ale	22
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#1196	Jack-in-the-box	1
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#287	Knob Goblin elite helm	20
#263	Knob Goblin elite pants	23
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#694	Knob Goblin firecracker	12
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#455	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#626	Knob Goblin love potion	9
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#440	Knob Goblin pants	18
#188	Knob Goblin perfume	19
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#396	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#422	Knob Goblin steroids	17
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#458	Knob Goblin tongs	19
#224	Knob Goblin visor	31
#57	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
#388	Knob mushroom	14
#342	Knob pasty	1
#330	Knob sausage	11
#539	Knoll mushroom	12
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#64	Lucky Surprise Egg	153
#638	Mad Train wine	106
#308	Mae West	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#279	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	224
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#127	Penultimate Fantasy chest	328
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#239	Spooky Surprise Egg	64
🥉	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	40
#20	Super Magic Power Sword X	11
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#296	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	206
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#288	Warm Subject gift certificate	364
#105	White Hyborian	1
#5	Workytime Tea	1,194
#658	Yummy Tummy bean	299
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#325	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#462	abominable snowcone	23
#260	accidental cider	5
#245	acid-squirting flower	15
#154	acoustic guitarrr	28
#229	adder bladder	49
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#229	agua de vida	7
#91	albatross necklace	1
#100	all-purpose cleaner	101
#11	amphibious tophat	2
#207	amulet of extreme plot significance	82
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#335	anti-anti-antidote	6
#494	anticheese	8
#223	antique greaves	40
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#254	antique helmet	33
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#607	antique record album	3
#231	antique shield	40
#261	antique spear	32
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#85	armgun	66
#698	asbestos ore	6
#378	asparagus knife	16
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#301	awful poetry journal	469
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#5942	badass belt	3
#104	badass pie	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#943	bag of airline peanuts	24
#11	bag of bones	53
#367	bag of lard	3
#133	bag of many confections	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#202	balloon sword	2
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#75	banana smoothie	12
#882	bar skin	4
#333	barbed-wire fence	14
#340	barrrnacle	46
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#654	baseball	3
#356	bat guano	32
#339	bat wing	40
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#216	batblade	16
#406	batgut	58
#227	battered hubcap	1
#214	bazookafish bubble gum	10
#680	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#685	beer bomb	10
#559	beer helmet	2
#416	beer lens	4
#583	beertini	2
#161	begpwnia	33
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#571	bejeweled pledge pin	3
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#198	big bass drum	6
#232	big red clown nose	35
#90	big stick	8
#76	big stirring stick	1
#174	bilge wine	163
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#577	bit of clingfilm	7
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#332	black & tan	5
#7	black BRICKO brick	82
#452	black candy heart	15
#166	black cherry soda	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#259	black forest ham	9
#149	black greaves	23
#128	black helmet	28
#389	black kettle drum	1
#166	black pension check	54
#409	black pepper	3
#107	black picnic basket	27
#1047	black pixel	1
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#467	black pudding	3
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#114	black shield	30
#224	black snake skin	36
🥇	black snowcone	4,625
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#129	black sword	30
#502	black-and-blue light	63
#729	blackberry	3
#74	blackberry combat boots	6
#101	blackberry galoshes	2
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#67	blackberry slippers	4
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#81	blood of the Wereseal	17
#225	blood-faced volleyball	2
#797	bloody beer	3
#192	bloody clown pants	40
#408	bloody mary	3
#1151	blue pixel	3
#488	blue plasma ball	64
#165	blue snowcone	116
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#14	blue-frosted astral cupcake	207
#241	boilermaker	1
🥈	bone and arrows	11
🥉	bone aperitif	91
🥇	bone chips	13,652
#46	bone collar	8
🥇	bone crusher	15
#199	bone flute	8
🥉	bone meal	91
#252	bone rattle	8
🥉	bone spurs	17
🥈	boneana hammock	13
🥇	bonedanna	18
🥇	bonerang	15
🥇	boning knife	21
#522	booty chest charrrm	5
#100	borg sock monkey	21
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#64	bottle of Blank-Out	235
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#48	bottle of Pete's Sake	20
#120	bottle of Pinot Renoir	15
#279	bottle of cooking sherry	5
#471	bottle of gin	31
#2561	bottle of goofballs	7
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#29	bottle of perfume	2
#256	bottle of popskull	9
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#276	bottle of rum	239
#344	bottle of sake	1
#227	bottle of sewage schnapps	31
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#477	bottle of tequila	41
#92	bottle of vodka	489
#458	bottle of whiskey	68
#506	bowl of cottage cheese	27
#25	bowl of lucky charms	62
#147	box	109
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#364	boxed champagne	1
#542	boxed wine	26
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#40	brains casserole	14
#248	brainy skull	1
#157	breath mint	9
#1126	brick	24
#748	briefcase	1
🥈	broken BRICKO brick	118
#69	broken carburetor	3
#609	broken skull	17
#160	broken sword	30
#107	brown crock marble	5
#582	brown sugar cane	2
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#643	bubbly potion	7
#187	bucket of honey	10
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#332	bugbear beanie	18
#434	bugbear bungguard	11
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#284	bum cheek	70
#488	bunch of bananas	7
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#117	bungle in the jungle	11
#50	buoybottoms	24
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#353	calle de miel	3
#5	can of CRIMBCOLA	579
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#554	can of Swiller	1
#28	can of black paint	20
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#238	can of spinach	9
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#904	candied kobold	2
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#158	candy cane	254
#36	candy skeleton	73
#3109	candy stake	2
#448	cannonball charrrm	9
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#146	caret	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#558	carob chunks	3
#873	casino pass	1
#217	cat appendix	21
#325	catgut	22
#567	centipede eggs	2
#487	chaos butterfly	293
#231	cheap cigar butt	9
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#462	cheap studded belt	63
#188	cheap wind-up clock	3
#324	chef's hat	29
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#165	cherry	42
#239	chewing gum on a string	70
#520	chocolate filthy lucre	4
#79	chocolate stolen accordion	13
#390	chopsticks	9
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#388	chorizo taco	8
#985	chrome ore	1
#980	chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#6	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	228
#55	citrus-infused sake	2
#17	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	15
#747	clockwork key	1
#87	clockwork maid	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#154	cloudy potion	123
#1030	clown hammer	18
#230	clown skin	34
#3274	club necklace	1
#320	cocoa egg	39
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#712	coconut shell	18
#788	cog	11
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#201	concentrated magicalness pill	11
#603	cool mushroom	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#510	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
#215	corn holder	6
#328	cornuthaum	16
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#107	costume sword	8
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#407	cranberries	55
#839	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#91	cream stout	66
#83	creamsicle	69
#378	crowbarrr	5
#46	crown-shaped beanie	6
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#244	cup of primitive beer	8
#78	curmudgel	18
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#291	cyborg doll	6
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#166	cyclops eyedrops	3
#351	cymbal syrup	21
#1025	daisy	1
#74	dance card	44
#405	dark potion	25
#124	das boot	1
#98	day-old beer	3
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#471	dead guy's watch	11
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#151	decaying goldfish liver	55
#17	decaying wooden oar	2
#628	decorative fountain	3
#739	defective skull	23
#141	dehydrated caviar	67
#31	delectable catalyst	61
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#164	dented harmonica	16
#207	deodorant	14
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#165	desiccated apricot	71
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#59	digital underground potion	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#255	dire fudgesicle	5
#329	dirty hobo gloves	72
#1005	disassembled clover	14
#924	disco ball	17
#876	disco mask	16
#407	disease	25
#281	disembodied brain	13
#228	dishrag	2
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#207	disintegrating sheet music	23
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#464	disturbing fanfic	250
#142	divine blowout	264
#119	divine can of silly string	375
#254	divine champagne flute	33
#150	divine champagne popper	68
#163	divine cracker	71
#141	divine noisemaker	244
#113	diving muff	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1066	dollhive	4
#45	dolphin whistle	20
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#325	drab sonata	12
#166	draggin' ball hat	62
#200	dragon snaps	7
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#431	dried face	6
#266	dry martini	1
#937	dry noodles	5
#76	dry vodka martini	8
#1505	drywall axe	3
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#67	dusty animal cranium	5
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#397	dusty bottle of Marsala	34
#364	dusty bottle of Merlot	46
#225	dusty bottle of Muscat	99
#438	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	29
#261	dusty bottle of Port	93
#296	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	60
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#208	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#144	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
#142	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#196	dusty first caudal vertebra	2
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#134	dusty first thoracic vertebra	3
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#302	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#76	dusty left fourth front claw	5
#72	dusty left radius	5
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#192	dusty left second rear claw	2
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#140	dusty right first rear claw	3
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#208	dusty right humerus	2
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#137	dusty right tenth rib	3
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#146	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
#98	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#187	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#136	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	3
#781	dwarf bread	4
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#703	effervescent potion	5
#117	eggnog	157
#172	elephant stinger	2
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1743	elven suicide capsule	6
#794	empty agua de vida bottle	80
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#149	enchanted bean	30
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#431	encoder ring	38
#540	energy drink IV	1
#453	ennui-flavored potato chips	77
#259	enormous belt buckle	12
#88	enormous hoop earring	16
#254	especially salty dog	1
#640	evil golden arch	6
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1053	explosion-flavored chewing gum	16
#6	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	16
#37	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	22
#436	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
#166	extra-strength strongness elixir	11
#901	eye of newt	2
#173	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
#125	eyedrops of the ermine	5
#76	eyedrops of the ocelot	5
#798	eyepatch	3
#184	f3d0r4	64
#209	facehugging alien	2
#298	fairy gravy boat	3
#762	fake blood	1
#989	fake fake vomit	23
#902	fake hand	21
#291	false eyelashes	1
#561	fancy bath salts	10
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#1021	fat stacks of cash	3
#217	fat wallet	1
#149	fertilized ghuol egg	3
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#186	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	15
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#633	filthy knitted dread sack	4
#960	filthy lucre	30
#388	filthy pestle	4
#658	fine wine	3
#1132	fire	3
#168	fish-liver oil	137
#855	fizzy potion	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#144	flaming talons	83
#527	flange	2
#507	flaregun	15
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#461	flavored foot massage oil	60
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Wow, that's 96,519 items total!

what items are this player missing?