| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #25 | 7-inch discus | 2 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #81 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #31 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #23 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #70 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #61 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #23 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #276 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #206 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #16 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
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| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
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| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
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| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
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| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
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| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
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| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
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| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
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| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
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| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
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| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
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| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #513 | redrum | 1 |
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| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
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| #30 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
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| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
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| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
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| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
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| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
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| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
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| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
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| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
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| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
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| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
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| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
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| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
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| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
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| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
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| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
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| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
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| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
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| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
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| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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