Museum :: Mud Duck

Mud Duck

Rank	Item	Quantity
#460	"DRINK ME" potion	10
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#12	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	3
#8	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	4
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#99	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	8
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#76	BGE pocket calendar	8
#227	BGE shotglass	29
#78	BGE temporary tattoo	9
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#382	BRICKO brick	18
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#192	BitterSweetTarts	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#174	Blood Light	25
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#29	C.H.U.M. chum	88
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#559	CRIMBCO mug	20
#377	CRIMBCO wine	20
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#37	Coily™	2
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#97	Corpse Island iced tea	49
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#1212	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#674	Crimbo Credit	1
#429	Crimbo candied pecan	26
#487	Crimbo fudge	22
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#511	Crimbo peppermint bark	20
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#362	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#289	Daffy Taffy	112
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#220	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	26
#184	Divine	4
#141	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	43
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1858	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#133	Ecto-Cooler	9
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#957	FDKOL commendation	2
#141	FDKOL hotcakes	57
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#197	Game Grid ticket	12
#135	Game Grid token	20
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#87	Gin Mint	1
🥉	Gnollish flyswatter	5,286
🥉	Gnollish pie server	4,150
#16	Gnollish pie tin	7,386
#4	Gnollish plunger	5,224
#4	Gnollish slotted spoon	4,020
🥉	Gnollish toolbox	11,023
#228	Go-Wassail	84
#137	Gordon Bennett	4
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#1123	Imp Ale	40
#1207	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#749	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#99	Knob Goblin lunchbox	18
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#87	Knob pasty	7
🥈	Knoll mushroom	15,768
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#953	M-242	3
#1093	Mad Train wine	20
#166	Mae West	6
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#202	Mon Tiki	6
#385	Monstar energy beverage	7
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#736	Mr. Mediocrebar	69
#57	Muschat	3
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#147	Neuromancer	6
#90	New Cloaca-Cola	5
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#90	Polka Pop	11
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#245	Rock Pops	203
#789	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#711	Senior Mints	5
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#46	Sizzling Sinner	2
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#71	Small Medium	1
#187	Snow Queen Crown	21
#20	Snow Suit	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#641	Spam Witch sammich	21
#420	Spooky Surprise Egg	26
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	58
#288	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	52
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#252	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	59
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#1000	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	23
#63	Temps Tempranillo	3
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
#75	Thriller Ice	1
#260	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#115	Tome of Clip Art	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#275	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#486	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	22
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#1458	Valentine	7
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#84	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#527	Wint-O-Fresh mint	21
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#1275	Yummy Tummy bean	111
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#49	a cute angel	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#265	abandoned candy	2
🥇	abominable blubber	33,146
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#16	affordable teak perch	3
#138	agua de vida	25
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#139	angst burger	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
#877	anticheese	2
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#948	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#171	arrowgram	6
#469	asshat	2
#967	astral mushroom	3
#358	bätzle	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#7429	badass belt	1
#53	badass pie	7
#533	bag of Cheat-Os	10
#184	bag of QWOP	3
#753	bag of lard	1
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#262	banana	23
#220	banana cream pie	2
#86	banana milkshake	1
#412	banana peel	6
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#414	bananagate	14
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#758	baseball	2
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#331	bath ball gift set	15
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#183	bazookafish bubble gum	13
#138	beer basted brat	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#82	beery blood	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#953	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#374	belemnite fossil	12
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#474	big rock	1
#73	big slimy cyst	4
#442	bindlestocking	5
#1016	bit of clingfilm	3
#192	bite-me-red lipstick	106
#184	black paisley oyster egg	24
#409	black pepper	3
#930	black pixel	2
#235	black polka-dot oyster egg	23
#336	black pudding	6
#670	black snowcone	2
#258	black spot	3
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#208	blind-packed capsule toy	55
#191	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	71
#2978	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1653	blood flower	1
#793	blue pixel	30
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#122	blue shell	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#51	blunt cat claw	2
#39	bobcat grenade	4
#301	bone aperitif	1
#745	bone chips	8
#126	borrowed time	3
#409	bottle of Blank-Out	22
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#306	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#224	bottle of alcohol	15
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#392	bottle of bubbles	23
#88	bottle of fire	230
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#49	bottle of rum	2,792
#343	bottle of sake	1
#135	bottle of sewage schnapps	61
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#473	bottle of vodka	30
#1094	bottle of whiskey	6
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#16	boxed wine	5,377
#246	brains casserole	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#79	breath mint	141
#117	brine	129
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#43	bucket of honey	113
#108	bucket of wine	4
#1272	buckyball	2
#9	bugbear beanie	4,997
#11	bugbear bungguard	4,976
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#189	bungle in the jungle	6
#364	burnt flower	2
#108	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#237	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#790	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	11
#571	candied bolts	3
#127	candied nuts	7
#1728	candy cane	16
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#118	candy skeleton	9
#3830	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#38	cardboard wakizashi	121
#41	carrot claret	2
#458	casino pass	5
#109	catskin buckler	1
#126	chainsaw chain	6
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#15	chaos popcorn	121
#367	cheap cigar butt	2
#434	cherry	5
#273	cherry pie	1
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#488	chocolate cigar	2
#203	chocolate disco ball	2
#46	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	3
#14	chocolate stolen accordion	326
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#223	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#747	clockwork key	1
#968	cloudy potion	1
#705	club necklace	10
#1052	cocoa egg	2
#696	coconut shell	20
#7	cog	8,749
#184	cold wad	11
#99	cold-filtered water	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#125	corncob pipe	12
#850	cornuthaum	1
#187	corpse on the beach	27
#217	corpsebite	1
#178	corpsedriver	26
#145	corpsetini	36
#149	corrupted data	160
#362	costume sword	1
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#91	crusty hula hoop	5
#123	cup of infinite pencils	12
#186	cup of primitive beer	13
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#164	d12	1
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#46	daub-breaker	9
#85	dead lights pie	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#111	decaying goldfish liver	75
#1478	defective skull	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#862	dense meat stack	8
#436	dented harmonica	1
#184	depantsing bomb	28
#563	diamond necklace	12
#102	dill	295
#868	dirty hobo gloves	4
#698	disassembled clover	47
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#871	disco ball	20
#1718	disco mask	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#548	divine blowout	1
#455	divine can of silly string	4
#357	divine champagne popper	5
#428	divine cracker	2
#476	divine noisemaker	3
#112	double-ice gum	1
#504	draggin' ball hat	9
#31	dread tarragon	2
#111	drop of water-37	124
#540	drum machine	4
#168	drum of pomade	9
#571	dry noodles	83
#1413	duct tape	10
#4	dumb mud	89
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#71	ectoplasmic paste	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#806	eggnog	20
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#23	elven cellocello	254
#289	elven hardtack	1
#1812	elven suicide capsule	4
#602	empty agua de vida bottle	197
#6	enchanted barbell	929
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1179	encoder ring	1
#219	epic wad	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#10	eyepatch	1,873
#670	f3d0r4	4
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#11	fancy bath salts	3,210
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
🥇	fetid feather	44,775
#122	fiery wing	75
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#473	filthy poultice	2
#1764	fire	1
#14	fire axe	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#31	fireman's helmet	2
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#363	flaming feather	26
#941	flaming talons	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#173	flirtatious feather	48
#746	floaty sand	6
#195	flower petal pie	2
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#732	forbidden sausage	2
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#630	fossilized limb	6
#356	fossilized spike	11
#325	fossilized spine	5
#673	fossilized torso	2
#478	fossilized wing	5
#88	frayed rope belt	14
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#340	frightful feather	25
#255	frigid fudgepuck	14
#127	frigid mote	6
#9	frilly skirt	5,808
#91	frosty halo	1
#464	frozen banquet	4
#357	frozen feather	25
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#274	fruitcake	84
#110	fudge bunny	5
#65	fudge cube	5
#204	fudge lily	32
#259	fudge spork	1
#803	fudgecule	306
#153	funhouse mirror	6
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#262	gas balloon	29
#109	gator skin	84
#614	gauze garter	1
#68	generic healing potion	1
#132	ghost cucumber	288
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#144	ghost protocol	5
#136	ghost trap	12
#183	ghostly body paint	28
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#563	giant foam finger	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#167	gimlet	4
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#100	ginormous pumpkin	3
🥇	glass gnoll eye	1,247
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#419	wind-up meatcar	25
#1245	wolf mask	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1453	x-ray specs	1
#279	yellow brick road	2
#319	yellow gummi ingot	103
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2116	yellow snowcone	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
#1655	yo-yo	5
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 869,010 items total!

what items are this player missing?