Mud Duck

RankItemQuantity
#460"DRINK ME" potion10
#212'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign9
#934334 scroll1
#22037x37x37 puzzle cube1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#734:20 bomb2
#1425-hour acrimony1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#23Alice's Army Foil Bowman2
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#15Alice's Army Foil Hammerman2
#12Alice's Army Foil Horseman3
#8Alice's Army Foil Lanceman4
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#242Atomic Comic2
#217Atomic Pop1
#99BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt8
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#76BGE pocket calendar8
#227BGE shotglass29
#79BGE temporary tattoo9
#175BGE tiny plastic toy6
#382BRICKO brick18
#46BRICKO elephant1
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#324Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler8
#150Barulio's bottle1
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#193BitterSweetTarts2
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#174Blood Light25
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#196Bone's Farm "wine"10
#1568Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air2
#68Bright Water1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#29C.H.U.M. chum88
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#559CRIMBCO mug20
#377CRIMBCO wine20
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#45Cajun accordion1
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#37Coilyâ„¢2
#864Cold Hots candy3
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#97Corpse Island iced tea49
#28Covers-Your-Head1
#80Crazymaker1
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#673Crimbo Credit1
#429Crimbo candied pecan26
#488Crimbo fudge22
#74Crimbo paste1
#511Crimbo peppermint bark20
#387Crimbo pie5
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#229Crimbot battery2
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#176Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun2
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#474Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#410Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis2
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#289Daffy Taffy112
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#220Dickory Farms Gift Basket26
#184Divine4
#142Dreadsylvanian Almanac page43
#23Drunkula's cape1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#133Ecto-Cooler9
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#1165Ent cider1
#956FDKOL commendation2
#141FDKOL hotcakes57
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#94Fudge Fiber Armor Plating5
🥈Fuzzby1
#178GOTO1
#196Game Grid ticket12
#136Game Grid token20
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#88Gin Mint1
🥉Gnollish flyswatter5,286
🥉Gnollish pie server4,150
#16Gnollish pie tin7,386
#4Gnollish plunger5,224
#4Gnollish slotted spoon4,020
🥉Gnollish toolbox11,023
#229Go-Wassail84
#137Gordon Bennett4
#24Great Wolf's right paw1
#354Haunted Sorority House staff guide8
#187Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#515Hippy Army MPE2
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#1122Imp Ale40
#1206Instant Karma1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#602Knob Goblin harem pants4
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#749Knob Goblin love potion5
#99Knob Goblin lunchbox18
#459Knob Goblin melon baller2
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#87Knob pasty7
🥈Knoll mushroom15,768
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#954M-2423
#1093Mad Train wine20
#166Mae West6
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#126Mark of the Bugbear1
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#129Mark of the Vampire1
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#96Mark of the Zombie2
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#28Mayor Ghost's toupee1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#325Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses2
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#73Mini-Crimbot crate2
#172Miniborg beeper3
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#394Miniborg laser1
#195Miniborg stomper3
#190Miniborg strangler3
#202Mon Tiki6
#385Monstar energy beverage7
#636Mountain Stream soda11
#189Mr. Joe's bangles8
#736Mr. Mediocrebar69
#57Muschat3
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#132Necbro wafers1
#147Neuromancer6
#90New Cloaca-Cola5
#236Nightstalker perfume10
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#677Orcish baseball cap2
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#160Pain Dip1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#103Pokëmann figurine: Duck11
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#90Polka Pop11
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#369Red Pill1
#245Rock Pops203
#789Schrödinger's thermos6
#711Senior Mints5
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#189Silver Bullet beer13
#47Sizzling Sinner2
#88Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#70Small Medium1
#187Snow Queen Crown21
#20Snow Suit1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#642Spam Witch sammich21
#420Spooky Surprise Egg26
#220Spooky-Gro fertilizer4
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#508Supernova Champagne4
#119Sweet Sword1
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro58
#288Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita52
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#252Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco59
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#1000Tasty Fun Good rice candy23
#63Temps Tempranillo3
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#361The Cooler Out of Space5
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#85The Lost Glasses1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#48The Six-Pack of Pain2
#76Thriller Ice1
#262Tiger-lily's milk2
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#275Trivial Avocations Card: When?2
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#486Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide22
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#1458Valentine7
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#527Wint-O-Fresh mint21
#172Workytime Tea12
#1274Yummy Tummy bean111
#187Zombo's shield1
#48a cute angel1
🥈a suspicious address1
#266abandoned candy2
🥇abominable blubber33,146
🥉abyssal battle plans1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#16affordable teak perch3
#138agua de vida25
#129all-purpose flower1
🥇all-year sucker1
#395ammonite fossil11
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#139angst burger1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#877anticheese2
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#948antique spear1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#171arrowgram6
#469asshat2
#967astral mushroom3
#358bätzle1
#378bacon bath ball2
#7427badass belt1
#53badass pie7
#534bag of Cheat-Os10
#184bag of QWOP3
#753bag of lard1
#1109baggie of powdered sugar2
#632balaclava baklava1
#312balloon sword1
#630ballroom blintz1
#262banana23
#221banana cream pie2
#87banana milkshake1
#413banana peel6
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#414bananagate14
#93bananarama bangle1
#186barskin tent1
#758baseball2
#353bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#331bath ball gift set15
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#184bazookafish bubble gum13
#138beer basted brat1
#254beer goggles1
#725beer lens1
#117beer-a-pult1
#82beery blood1
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#79beige clambroth marble1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#374belemnite fossil12
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#154big bundle of chamoix1
#475big rock1
#73big slimy cyst4
#442bindlestocking5
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#192bite-me-red lipstick106
#184black paisley oyster egg24
#409black pepper3
#929black pixel2
#235black polka-dot oyster egg23
#336black pudding6
#670black snowcone2
#258black spot3
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#186blank fudge mold2
#208blind-packed capsule toy55
#191blind-packed die-cast metal toy71
#2978blob-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1654blood flower1
#791blue pixel30
#253blue plastic baby1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#123blue shell1
#83blue suede shoes1
#437blue-frosted astral cupcake2
#51blunt cat claw2
#39bobcat grenade4
#301bone aperitif1
#745bone chips8
#126borrowed time3
#409bottle of Blank-Out22
#106bottle of Bloodweiser1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#339bottle of Domesticated Turkey2
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#224bottle of alcohol15
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#392bottle of bubbles23
#88bottle of fire230
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#48bottle of rum2,792
#344bottle of sake1
#135bottle of sewage schnapps61
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#472bottle of vodka30
#1094bottle of whiskey6
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#134box of Familiar Jacks1
#7455box of sunshine1
#16boxed wine5,377
#247brains casserole1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#29brass crank handle1
#214breaded beer3
#80breath mint141
#117brine129
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#43bucket of honey113
#108bucket of wine4
#1272buckyball2
#9bugbear beanie4,997
#11bugbear bungguard4,976
#938bunch of bananas1
#189bungle in the jungle6
#364burnt flower2
#108cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar5
#1205can of Binarrrca5
#237can of CRIMBCOLA9
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#299can of V-111
#791can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce11
#570candied bolts3
#127candied nuts7
#1727candy cane16
#1852candy knuckles1
#118candy skeleton9
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#38cardboard wakizashi121
#41carrot claret2
#458casino pass5
#109catskin buckler1
#126chainsaw chain6
#1705chaos butterfly1
#15chaos popcorn121
#368cheap cigar butt2
#434cherry5
#274cherry pie1
#179children of the candy corn1
#56chlorophyll paste1
#299choco-Crimbot1
#502chocolate bath ball1
#488chocolate cigar2
#202chocolate disco ball2
#46chocolate frosted sugar bomb3
#14chocolate stolen accordion326
#208chocolate turtle totem1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#223circular CRIMBCOOKIE6
#747clockwork key1
#969cloudy potion1
#705club necklace10
#1052cocoa egg2
#699coconut shell20
#7cog8,749
#183cold wad11
#99cold-filtered water2
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#313cookie cookie3
#125corncob pipe12
#850cornuthaum1
#187corpse on the beach27
#218corpsebite1
#178corpsedriver26
#145corpsetini36
#149corrupted data160
#362costume sword1
#116cotton candy bale1
#209cranberry schnapps3
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#433cream pie1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#91crusty hula hoop5
#123cup of infinite pencils12
#187cup of primitive beer13
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#418cursed cannonball1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#314cylindrical mold1
#664cymbal syrup1
#164d121
#648daisy2
#585dance card1
#46daub-breaker9
#86dead lights pie2
#615deadly lampshade1
#111decaying goldfish liver75
#1477defective skull1
#468delicious noodles1
#859dense meat stack8
#437dented harmonica1
#184depantsing bomb28
#562diamond necklace12
#102dill295
#868dirty hobo gloves4
#698disassembled clover47
#532disbelief suspenders1
#871disco ball20
#1718disco mask1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#923distilled fortified wine2
#550divine blowout1
#456divine can of silly string4
#357divine champagne popper5
#428divine cracker2
#477divine noisemaker3
#112double-ice gum1
#505draggin' ball hat9
#31dread tarragon2
#111drop of water-37124
#540drum machine4
#168drum of pomade9
#575dry noodles83
#1411duct tape10
#4dumb mud89
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#71ectoplasmic paste1
🥈eerily silent box1
#947effervescent potion1
#322effluvious emerald3
#806eggnog20
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#23elven cellocello254
#289elven hardtack1
#1813elven suicide capsule4
#602empty agua de vida bottle197
#6enchanted barbell929
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1180encoder ring1
#219epic wad2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#143extra-fancy ring setting1
#589extra-greasy slider2
#10eyepatch1,873
#670f3d0r44
#1008fake plastic grass1
#291false eyelashes1
#11fancy bath salts3,210
#138fancy beef jerky1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#377fancy canapés1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#1697fancy chocolate car4
#924fancy opera glasses1
#136fancy schmancy cheese sauce1
🥈festive warbear bank1
🥇fetid feather44,775
#122fiery wing75
#2032filthy lucre1
#473filthy poultice2
#1764fire1
#14fire axe2
#692[2426]fire flower1
#31fireman's helmet2
#610fish-liver oil1
#31fist turkey outline1
#129fitness wristband1
#339flamin' bindle2
#363flaming feather26
#941flaming talons1
#271flask of mining oil1
#336flask of tainted mining oil1
#173flirtatious feather48
#746floaty sand6
#195flower petal pie2
#163flytrap pellet1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#732forbidden sausage2
#247fossilized bat skull2
#172fossilized demon skull3
#630fossilized limb6
#356fossilized spike11
#326fossilized spine5
#673fossilized torso2
#478fossilized wing5
#88frayed rope belt14
#323freezin' bindle2
#341frightful feather25
#256frigid fudgepuck14
#127frigid mote6
#9frilly skirt5,808
#91frosty halo1
#464frozen banquet4
#358frozen feather25
#152fruit basket1
#236fruit bowl1
#275fruitcake84
#111fudge bunny5
#65fudge cube5
#204fudge lily32
#259fudge spork1
#803fudgecule306
#153funhouse mirror6
#650funky dried mushroom3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#609fuzzy montera1
#261gas balloon29
#109gator skin84
#614gauze garter1
#68generic healing potion1
#132ghost cucumber288
#377ghost pickle on a stick2
#144ghost protocol5
#136ghost trap12
#183ghostly body paint28
#62giant diamond ring1
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#564giant foam finger1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#427gift-a-pult1
#167gimlet4
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#3042gingerbread horror2
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#172gingerbread robot5
#100ginormous pumpkin3
🥇glass gnoll eye1,247
#246glass of baboon milk1
#615glass of goat's milk6
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#74glimmering raven feather1
#143glimmering roc feather1
#236glistening fish meat1
#791glowing red eye5
#48gnat lasagna5
#5gnoll lips5,214
#4gnoll teeth6,548
#394goat1
#821goat beard1
#571goat cheese11
#395gold lamé pants1
#70gooey paste1
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#428grassy cutlass1
#1683green beer2
#351green gummi ingot93
#689green pixel35
#325green-frosted astral cupcake3
#90groose grease3
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#170gummi trilobite1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#441gyroscope6
#198haggis-infused soap1
#580hair spray2
#260half-baked potion1
#402half-rotten brain1
🥉handful of bees1,051
#5199handful of confetti1
#1188handful of hand chalk2
#626handful of moss1
#210handful of numbers2
#453handful of pine needles1
#463handful of walnuts1
#121handyman "hand soap"1
#647happiness1
#133hardened slime belt1
#1070heart necklace7
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#758hellion cube2
#1691helmet turtle2
#142herb brownies257
#1881herringcello1
#202hideous egg17
#550hippy medical kit1
#779hobo nickel145
#41holy bomb, batman3
#575honey-dipped locust1
#588hot date2
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#120hot stuffing2
#371hot wad4
#179huge pumpkin1
#478huge spoon2
#9ice-cold Willer17,435
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#213imitation crab meat6
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#172imp air2
#383imp unity ring2
#297infernal fife2
#275inflatable duck5
#304interesting-looking twig1
#54intimidating coiffure1
#78ironic moustache1
#133irresistibility potion1
#139ivory cue ball1
#117jar full of wind3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#548jar of fermented pickle juice2
#46jar of psychoses (The Old Man)1
#301jar of squeeze3
#198java cookie4
#1862jawbruiser1
#1509jazz soap4
#256jerky coins86
#41jingle bell1
#560jumbo olive1
#445kick-ass kicks2
#106king cookie2
#1412kite3
#376kiwi1
#368knob bugle1
#377kumquartz16
#264kumquat2
#484large box4
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#267lawn dart1
#731leather mask2
#305lemon163
#30length of old fuse3
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#935lewd playing card1
#370licorice root10
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#967line2
#862little paper umbrella12
#210little round pebble1
#137liver and let pie1
#115liver popsicle1
#166llama lama gong27
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#187lollipop stick415
#590long-stemmed rose1
#757loose teeth32
#195lost key1
#112lotion of hotness10
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#222lotion of stench1
#184love song of disturbing obsession24
#251love song of icy revenge3
#259love song of naughty innuendo6
#251love song of smoldering passion7
#253love song of sugary cuteness5
#92lucky bottlecap15
#161lumbering jack2
#251lump of coal1
#284lunar isotope10
#2077mafia aria1
#260magic whistle5
#771magical ice cubes12
#377magicalness-in-a-can9
#7maiden wig6,078
#46manly bloomers2
#259mariachi hat14
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#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 869,010 items total!

what items are this player missing?