Museum :: Evil Dead Ned

Evil Dead Ned

Rank	Item	Quantity
#485	"DRINK ME" potion	8
#196	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#169	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#164	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#169	Alice's Army Coward	2
#105	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#202	Alice's Army Guard	2
#202	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#158	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#161	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#166	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#211	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#201	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#203	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#201	Alice's Army Page	2
#213	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#85	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#202	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#201	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#453	Amulet of Yendor	47
#394	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#38	Aura Libre	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#11	BRICKO airship	4
#141	BRICKO brick	2,183
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#306	BRICKO eye brick	27
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#140	BURT	209
#75	Bag o' Tricks	1
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#55	Barney's rake	6
#125	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#92	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	79
#207	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#160	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#2260	Boss Bat britches	2
#1736	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#133	CSA discount card	23
#301	CSA fire-starting kit	18
#44	Caipiranha	1
#63	Candicaine	2
#48	Candy Alexander	2
#35	Cement Mixer	3
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#50	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1072	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#446	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#876	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#69	Cosmic Calorie	952
#79	Crazymaker	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2846	Crimbuck	5
#300	Crown of the Goblin King	77
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#61	Drac & Tan	2
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#47	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#411	FDKOL commendation	604
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#56	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#42	Flaming Sazerorc	3
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#367	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#88	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	36
#377	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#40	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#68	Gin Mint	2
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#102	Go-Wassail	200
#65	Golden Mean	1
#547	Goodfella contract	27
#42	Grasshopper	2
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#43	Green Burlap	2
#254	Green Clover of Justice	8
#38	Green Giant	5
#49	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#49	Herringtini	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#417	Instant Karma	14
#82	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#358	Iron Beta of Industry	23
#60	Jackhammer	1
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#131	Knob pasty	4
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#226	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#731	Let Me Be!	2
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#55	Locust	1
#53	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#254	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	97
#152	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	414
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#122	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	12
#414	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#408	Microplushie: Bropane	23
#477	Microplushie: Dorkonide	6
#564	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	5
#504	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#462	Microplushie: Gothochondria	14
#538	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#431	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#585	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#524	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#521	Microplushie: Raverdrine	10
#532	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#41	Mohobo	2
#72	Moon Pie	1
#63	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#21	Moonthril Schnapps	2
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#55	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#296	NPZR chemistry set	12
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#351	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	19
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	14
#109	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	18
#101	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	16
#139	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#120	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#133	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#201	Nuclear Blastball	3
#56	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#73	Okee-Dokee soda	10
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#47	Orange Star of Sacrifice	31
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#39	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#52	PB&BP	3
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#49	Plague of Locusts	2
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#36	Pokëmann band-aid	105
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#243	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	6
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#355	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	4
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#574	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#550	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#43	Punchplanter	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#72	Red Dwarf	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#511	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#43	Saucepanic	1
#37	Sazerorc	2
#53	Sazuruk-hai	1
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#147	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#46	Sizzling Sinner	2
#63	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#49	Slippery Knob	1
#60	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#51	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	6
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#44	Suffering Sinner	2
#234	Summer Nights	5
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#681	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#428	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#176	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	5
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#649	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#181	Thwaitgold ant statuette	6
#496	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#125	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#169	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#542	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#646	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#498	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#17	Thwaitgold nit statuette	6
#74	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#583	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#403	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#1240	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	8
#332	Thwaitgold termite statuette	28
#148	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#170	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#441	Typical Tavern swill	6
#22	UV monocular	5
#148	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#13	Underworld truncheon	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#53	Van der Graaf helmet	6
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#113	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#601	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
#191	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	17
#58	Yellow Moon of Compassion	33
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#91	Zoodriver	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#127	accord ion	1
#118	accordionoid rocca	1
#203	actual reality goggles	2
#1555	adorable seal larva	1
#197	agua de vida	10
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#76	arrowgram	73
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#21	artisanal homebrew gift package	2
#407	astral mushroom	22
#93	autocalliope	2
#1304	baconstone	5
#320	badass belt	124
#520	bag of airline peanuts	57
#501	bag of bones	1
#824	banana	3
#118	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#23	bark bracelet	2
#58	beastly paste	3
#43	bed of coals	11
#131	beer-battered accordion	1
#146	begpwnia	42
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#254	bejeweled cufflinks	17
#45	bewitching boots	1
#397	bindlestocking	6
#48	bishop cookie	2
#768	bit of clingfilm	5
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#168	black candy heart	79
#812	black snowcone	1
#267	black-and-blue light	227
#138	blank diary	1
#157	blue plasma ball	412
#645	blue snowcone	4
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#94	bone bandoneon	2
#944	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#86	borrowed time	8
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#65	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#63	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#51	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#53	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#58	bottled day	4
#61	box of Familiar Jacks	8
#50	box of Pokëmann band-aids	67
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#317	brick	119
#128	briny vinegar	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#159	bucket of wine	1
#57	bugbear detector	2
#240	burst hellseal brain	29
#185	calavera concertina	1
#63	can of Brütalbräu	1
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#70	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#69	can of sterno	4
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#77	candy skeleton	15
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#322	cheap studded belt	140
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#319	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#296	chintzy seal pendant	3
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#139	chocolate disco ball	5
#132	chocolate pasta spoon	5
#127	chocolate saucepan	5
#114	chocolate seal-clubbing club	5
#121	chocolate stolen accordion	5
#118	chocolate turtle totem	5
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#35	classy monkey	33
#451	clown hammer	64
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#43	club sandwich	16
#82	cold-filtered water	4
#530	comfy coffin	2
#68	confusing LED clock	163
🥉	control crystal	1
#60	corned-beef Reuben	73
#694	corpse on the beach	7
#216	corpsebite	1
#551	corpsedriver	9
#577	corpsetini	9
#34	correction fluid	71
#614	corrupted data	6
#4	cosmic bucket	1
#103	crappy brain	72
#69	croquet hedgehog	1
#18	cube of billiard chalk	49
#48	cursed piece of thirteen	23
#108	cymbal syrup	144
#724	dead guy's watch	5
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#113	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#120	decent brain	75
#348	defective skull	69
#50	delicious comfit?	3
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#203	designer handbag	13
#55	devilish folio	87
#566	disassembled clover	77
#1176	disco ball	9
#1159	disco mask	7
#118	disintegrating spiky collar	4
#111	divine blowout	354
#112	divine can of silly string	391
#95	divine champagne flute	210
#242	divine champagne popper	20
#103	divine cracker	140
#108	divine noisemaker	369
#162	dollar-sign bag	17
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#23	double-ice box	4
#25	double-ice britches	9
#48	double-ice cap	12
#70	drone self-destruct chip	4
#465	drop of water-37	1
#841	dry noodles	10
#579	duct tape	54
#114	dungeoneering kit	3
#48	electric crutch	6
#299	electrical thingamabob	13
#56	elemental paste	1
#911	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	4
#97	empty agua de vida bottle	1,700
#394	encoder ring	45
#59	essential cameraderie	2
#100	essential tofu	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#616	explosion-flavored chewing gum	44
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#460	fake fake vomit	72
#783	fake hand	28
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#137	fancy beef jerky	1
#220	fat stacks of cash	67
#38	figurine of a charred seal	47
#437	figurine of a cold seal	12
#352	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#140	figurine of a sleek seal	16
#218	figurine of a slippery seal	8
#448	figurine of a stinking seal	4
#244	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	4
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1191	filthy lucre	16
#168	fish juice box	1
#38	flamingo mallet	1
#150	flavored foot massage oil	389
#53	floaty gravel	3
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#27	floaty rock	3
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#571	floaty sand	16
#137	foam dart	409
#118	fossilized baboon skull	6
#331	fossilized bat skull	1
#23	fossilized demon skull	23
#44	fossilized limb	233
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#113	fossilized serpent skull	8
#24	fossilized spider skull	23
#42	fossilized spike	102
#46	fossilized spine	40
#137	fossilized torso	47
#83	fossilized wing	46
#280	fossilized wyrm skull	2
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🥇	stop shield	1
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#80	tainted seal's blood	5
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🥇	time sleigh	1
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#3827	tiny plastic G Imp	1
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#3869	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3904	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3878	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3947	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3829	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3837	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#57	transporter transponder	145
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#452	x-ray specs	45
#46	yellow matter custard	3
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🥇	yield shield	1
#104	your own black heart	1

what items are this player missing?