Museum :: Evil Dead Ned

Evil Dead Ned

Rank	Item	Quantity
#483	"DRINK ME" potion	8
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#451	Amulet of Yendor	47
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#41	Aura Libre	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#11	BRICKO airship	4
#142	BRICKO brick	2,183
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#306	BRICKO eye brick	27
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#140	BURT	209
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#56	Barney's rake	6
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#93	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	79
#207	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1368	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#133	CSA discount card	23
#301	CSA fire-starting kit	18
#45	Caipiranha	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#51	Candy Alexander	2
#37	Cement Mixer	3
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#69	Cosmic Calorie	952
#80	Crazymaker	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2850	Crimbuck	5
#303	Crown of the Goblin King	77
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#47	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#410	FDKOL commendation	604
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#44	Flaming Sazerorc	3
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#89	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	36
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#67	Gin Mint	2
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#104	Go-Wassail	200
#66	Golden Mean	1
#547	Goodfella contract	27
#43	Grasshopper	2
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#46	Green Burlap	2
#256	Green Clover of Justice	8
#39	Green Giant	5
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#127	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#427	Instant Karma	14
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#359	Iron Beta of Industry	23
#61	Jackhammer	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#132	Knob pasty	4
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#258	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	97
#152	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	414
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#122	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	12
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#413	Microplushie: Bropane	23
#483	Microplushie: Dorkonide	6
#569	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	5
#507	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#466	Microplushie: Gothochondria	14
#543	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#589	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#529	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#524	Microplushie: Raverdrine	10
#537	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#43	Mohobo	2
#72	Moon Pie	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#21	Moonthril Schnapps	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#296	NPZR chemistry set	12
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#352	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	19
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	14
#110	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	18
#102	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	16
#140	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#136	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	6
#200	Nuclear Blastball	3
#59	Oh, the Humanitini	2
#73	Okee-Dokee soda	10
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#47	Orange Star of Sacrifice	31
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#54	PB&BP	3
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#51	Plague of Locusts	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#36	Pokëmann band-aid	105
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#243	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	6
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	4
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#43	Saucepanic	1
#38	Sazerorc	2
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#145	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#47	Sizzling Sinner	2
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#51	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	6
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#45	Suffering Sinner	2
#234	Summer Nights	5
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#175	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	5
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#651	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#182	Thwaitgold ant statuette	6
#497	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#506	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#17	Thwaitgold nit statuette	6
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#590	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#404	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#1256	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	8
#334	Thwaitgold termite statuette	28
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#171	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#22	UV monocular	5
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#53	Van der Graaf helmet	6
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#193	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	17
#58	Yellow Moon of Compassion	33
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#132	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#204	actual reality goggles	2
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#199	agua de vida	10
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#76	arrowgram	73
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#21	artisanal homebrew gift package	2
#405	astral mushroom	22
#96	autocalliope	2
#1308	baconstone	5
#323	badass belt	124
#519	bag of airline peanuts	57
#502	bag of bones	1
#825	banana	3
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#23	bark bracelet	2
#59	beastly paste	3
#44	bed of coals	11
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#146	begpwnia	42
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#254	bejeweled cufflinks	17
#44	bewitching boots	1
#398	bindlestocking	6
#48	bishop cookie	2
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#169	black candy heart	79
#813	black snowcone	1
#268	black-and-blue light	227
#137	blank diary	1
#155	blue plasma ball	412
#645	blue snowcone	4
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#96	bone bandoneon	2
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#88	borrowed time	8
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#65	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#58	bottled day	4
#62	box of Familiar Jacks	8
#50	box of Pokëmann band-aids	67
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#318	brick	119
#128	briny vinegar	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#57	bugbear detector	2
#245	burst hellseal brain	29
#185	calavera concertina	1
#61	can of Brütalbräu	1
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#68	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#70	can of sterno	4
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#75	candy skeleton	15
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#322	cheap studded belt	140
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#139	chocolate disco ball	5
#135	chocolate pasta spoon	5
#129	chocolate saucepan	5
#114	chocolate seal-clubbing club	5
#121	chocolate stolen accordion	5
#120	chocolate turtle totem	5
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#35	classy monkey	33
#452	clown hammer	64
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#42	club sandwich	16
#82	cold-filtered water	4
#529	comfy coffin	2
#68	confusing LED clock	163
🥉	control crystal	1
#61	corned-beef Reuben	73
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#218	corpsebite	1
#552	corpsedriver	9
#579	corpsetini	9
#34	correction fluid	71
#615	corrupted data	6
#4	cosmic bucket	1
#103	crappy brain	72
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#18	cube of billiard chalk	49
#48	cursed piece of thirteen	23
#107	cymbal syrup	144
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#120	decent brain	75
#347	defective skull	69
#48	delicious comfit?	3
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#205	designer handbag	13
#55	devilish folio	87
#567	disassembled clover	77
#1183	disco ball	9
#1167	disco mask	7
#118	disintegrating spiky collar	4
#112	divine blowout	354
#114	divine can of silly string	391
#95	divine champagne flute	210
#242	divine champagne popper	20
#103	divine cracker	140
#109	divine noisemaker	369
#163	dollar-sign bag	17
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#24	double-ice box	4
#25	double-ice britches	9
#48	double-ice cap	12
#72	drone self-destruct chip	4
#466	drop of water-37	1
#850	dry noodles	10
#578	duct tape	54
#113	dungeoneering kit	3
#48	electric crutch	6
#299	electrical thingamabob	13
#57	elemental paste	1
#914	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	4
#98	empty agua de vida bottle	1,700
#393	encoder ring	45
#59	essential cameraderie	2
#99	essential tofu	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#613	explosion-flavored chewing gum	44
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#458	fake fake vomit	72
#781	fake hand	28
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#221	fat stacks of cash	67
#39	figurine of a charred seal	47
#437	figurine of a cold seal	12
#351	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#139	figurine of a sleek seal	16
#216	figurine of a slippery seal	8
#448	figurine of a stinking seal	4
#243	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	4
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1192	filthy lucre	16
#168	fish juice box	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#150	flavored foot massage oil	389
#54	floaty gravel	3
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#27	floaty rock	3
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#569	floaty sand	16
#138	foam dart	409
#118	fossilized baboon skull	6
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#23	fossilized demon skull	23
#43	fossilized limb	233
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#114	fossilized serpent skull	8
#24	fossilized spider skull	23
#42	fossilized spike	102
#46	fossilized spine	40
#136	fossilized torso	47
#83	fossilized wing	46
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#460	freezin' bindle	1
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#123	personalized coffee mug	581
#421	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	62
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#5	phase-tuned shield generator belt	3
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#99	respected companion biscuit	3
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
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#25	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	47
#25	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	48
#29	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	45
#25	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	44
#28	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	46
#26	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	44
#6	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	3
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#26	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	48
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#52	rubber band gun	8
#549	rubber emo roe	58
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#446	sand dollar	1
#1024	saucepan	15
#1050	scroll of drastic healing	7
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
🥇	seal medal	1
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#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
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#68	sealhide moccasins	1
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#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#124	secret from the future	1
#116	shard of double-ice	109
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#35	shin gourds	1
#65	shock belt	3
#228	shredded hellseal hide	25
#84	silver cheese-slicer	2
#71	silver keg	1
#60	silver paté knife	2
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
🥈	sinister ancient tablet	3
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#50	skeleton skis	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#57	sleep mask	2
#359	sleeping stocking	8
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#82	slime convention pin	2
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#40	slimy paste	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#59	smoked potsherd	20
#94	sock garters	1
#396	solid gold bowling ball	47
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#78	soyburger juice	6
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#2774	spectre scepter	4
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#33	sticky gloves	13
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#1283	stolen accordion	6
#202	stone banjo	2
🥇	stop shield	1
#572	strange cube	1
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#173	stress ball	1
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#79	tainted seal's blood	5
#93	thermos full of Knob coffee	10
🥇	time sleigh	1
#40	time's arrow	35
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#223	tin magnolia	21
#487	tiny bottle of absinthe	18
#496	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	4
#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
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#332	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#389	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	5
#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#390	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#492	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	4
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#477	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
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#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
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#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#366	tomato juice of powerful power	2
#213	torn hellseal sinew	29
#1221	towel	4
#58	transporter transponder	145
#1209	turtle totem	10
#84	unbearable light	4
#106	unearthed potsherd	41
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#209	upsy daisy	21
#505	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	20
#1642	vinegar	1
#177	volcanic ash	38
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#683	white picket fence	2
#1086	whoopie cushion	19
#152	willyweed	3
#443	wind-up chattering teeth	73
#73	wok lobster	2
#531	wolfman mask	11
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#768	worthless knick-knack	3
#784	worthless trinket	1
#320	wumpus hair	4
#450	x-ray specs	45
#48	yellow matter custard	3
#612	yellow snowcone	54
🥇	yield shield	1
#104	your own black heart	1

Wow, that's 19,415 items total!

what items are this player missing?