| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #45 | 1.21 jigawatts | 4 |
| #46 | 100-Watt bulb | 2 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #140 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 10 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #98 | Atomic Pop | 10 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #463 | BURT | 30 |
| #186 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #528 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #76 | Boss Drops | 7 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #585 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #78 | Cerebral Crossbow | 4 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #74 | Chinese curse words | 2 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #597 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #1208 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1005 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #353 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #240 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbot battery | 6 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #683 | Crimboween memo | 16 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 96 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 3 |
| #164 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 34 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 11 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 3 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 6 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #170 | D roll | 56 |
| #128 | DUFRESNE Suds | 46 |
| #1423 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #65 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 5 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #218 | Effermint™ tablets | 3 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #125 | Elf Army machine parts | 10 |
| #173 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,145 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #75 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 9 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #63 | Elvish delight | 9 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #50 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 17 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #336 | FDKOL commendation | 1,056 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #47 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 100 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #672 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #108 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #119 | Friendliness Beverage | 80 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #49 | Glo-Pop | 6 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #594 | Go-Wassail | 23 |
| #94 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #41 | Goodfella contract | 1,138 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #11 | Grim Brothers' story book | 2 |
| #182 | Gummi-DNA | 6 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #30 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 9 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #45 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 6 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #32 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #61 | Kiss the Knob apron | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #344 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 25 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #12 | LED candle | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #58 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 92 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCo™ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #497 | M-242 | 11 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #151 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 9 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #174 | New Zealand iced tea | 64 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #31 | Northern pemmican | 12 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #75 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #128 | Pain Dip | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatorade™ | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #1997 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #49 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 97 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #5 | Spirit Precipice | 285 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #48 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 6 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #225 | Steal This Candy | 10 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #171 | Strix stix | 9 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #269 | Swizzler | 10 |
| #171 | TI-9000 calculator | 3 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #675 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #546 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 15 |
| #562 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 13 |
| #40 | Take Eleven Bar | 8 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #34 | The Emperor's new cookie | 4 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #30 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 4 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #473 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 23 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #857 | Valentine | 19 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #87 | X-37 gun | 2 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #14 | Yolo™ chocolates | 9 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #181 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #165 | abandoned candy | 8 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #197 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #351 | alphabet gum | 4 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #12 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| 🥉 | aviator goggles | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
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| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #173 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
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| #652 | banana | 5 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #139 | banana smoothie | 6 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #571 | bananagate | 8 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #59 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #34 | barrrnacle | 392 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1448 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #141 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #46 | beaver punch (cherry) | 3 |
| #46 | beaver punch (papaya) | 3 |
| #67 | beaver punch (peach) | 2 |
| #151 | beavermouth | 32 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #125 | berries of suffering | 2 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #122 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #38 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #936 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #214 | black snowcone | 18 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #184 | blob of Alphredo™ | 2 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #175 | blue grass | 3 |
| #20 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #860 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #10 | blue plate | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #310 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #659 | bone chips | 11 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
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| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #345 | bottle of fire | 6 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
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| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of perfume | 2 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #104 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #225 | boulder | 9 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #110 | bowl of Jeal-O | 39 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #132 | bowl of mernudo | 4 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #2645 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #635 | brine | 29 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #163 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #135 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| #44 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 10 |
| #141 | bubble-wrap simulator | 6 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #925 | buckyball | 4 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #333 | bunch of bananas | 12 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #337 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #10 | burglar/sleep mask | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #672 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #395 | can of Binarrrca | 24 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #81 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #633 | candied bolts | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #63 | candied lime | 2 |
| #104 | candied nuts | 8 |
| #33 | candied yam pinky ring | 2 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #406 | candy brain | 8 |
| #1728 | candy cane | 16 |
| #152 | candy cigarette | 11 |
| #22 | candy crayons | 8 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #55 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1095 | candy stake | 6 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #90 | cannonbomb | 2 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1279 | canteen of wine | 8 |
| #684 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #8 | capped blue lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #636 | carbon nanotube frame | 16 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #127 | chakra sludge | 10 |
| #99 | chakra-mental wine | 2 |
| #25 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #79 | children of the candy corn | 6 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #370 | chloroform rag | 5 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #9 | chocolate bowtie | 2 |
| #202 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #352 | chocolate filthy lucre | 10 |
| #12 | chocolate leash | 1 |
| #135 | chocolate pasta spoon | 5 |
| #57 | chocolate saucepan | 30 |
| #55 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 28 |
| #76 | chocolate stolen accordion | 14 |
| #98 | chocolate turtle totem | 7 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #480 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #514 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #67 | chopsticks | 94 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #141 | cigar box turtle | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #6 | claw-held flag | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #9 | cookbookbat book | 1 |
| #315 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #17 | corned beet | 10 |
| #1215 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1466 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #127 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #370 | crystalline cheer | 88 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #23 | daub-breaker | 16 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3287 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #737 | dill | 48 |
| #85 | diluted makeup | 9 |
| #79 | discarded swimming trunks | 2 |
| #199 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 4 |
| #213 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 3 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 8 |
| #209 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 3 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #217 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 3 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 4 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 4 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #208 | discocktail | 17 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #510 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #477 | divine noisemaker | 3 |
| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #124 | donated booze | 135 |
| #135 | donated candy | 111 |
| #137 | donated food | 130 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #59 | double-ice gum | 5 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #177 | droll monocle | 4 |
| #14 | dromedary drinking helmet | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #402 | drop of water-37 | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #53 | dubious peppermint | 14 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #343 | dwarf bread | 12 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #141 | eXtreme nose ring | 2 |
| #99 | ear poison | 39 |
| #2189 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #37 | elderly jawbreaker | 11 |
| #248 | electrical thingamabob | 28 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #174 | executive mime flask | 6 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #49 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #63 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra DNA | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #9 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 3 |
| #180 | facehugging alien | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #30 | fancy calligraphy pen | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #72 | fat stacks of cash | 476 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #426 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #584 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #242 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #244 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #217 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #608 | fire | 9 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #10 | fireproof skip lid | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #131 | fishelada | 5 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #107 | flan del mar | 7 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #63 | flask of egggrog | 3 |
| #8 | flask of embalming fluid | 2 |
| #125 | flask of mining oil | 28 |
| #103 | flask of tainted mining oil | 103 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #417 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #910 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #129 | floorboard cruft | 7 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #83 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #141 | foetid seal tear | 45 |
| #161 | foie gras | 11 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #181 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 2 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #108 | frigid hankyū | 7 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #115 | frozen nunchaku | 34 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #62 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #58 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #1036 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #92 | fruitfilm | 10 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #96 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 3 |
| #821 | fudgecule | 273 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #33 | furry green earmuffs | 2 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #148 | future drug: Coolscaline | 6 |
| #119 | future drug: Muscularactum | 12 |
| #131 | future drug: Smartinex | 10 |
| #551 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #69 | gamma nog | 19 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #33 | gazing shoes | 3 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #891 | ghost cucumber | 41 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #102 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1269 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #54 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #1185 | gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #116 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #76 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #128 | gladiator tunica | 2 |
| #24 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| #161 | glass of herbal tequila | 8 |
| #20 | glass pie plate | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #102 | glob of salty molasses | 23 |
| #1210 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #44 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #89 | glowing syringe | 2 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #63 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #19 | golden banana | 2 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #73 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #5 | googly chest eyes | 1 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #148 | government cheese | 20 |
| #134 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #95 | grass clippings | 11 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #139 | green and red bean | 42 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #79 | green eggnog | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #881 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #22 | green lava globs | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #12 | grey down vest | 1 |
| #30 | grilled cheese sandwich | 3 |
| #180 | grilled mooseflank | 8 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #206 | guard turtle shell | 11 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #151 | gummi turtle | 5 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
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| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #6 | half-height cigar | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #21 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 26 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #2932 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #69 | handful of crafty noodles | 7 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #101 | heavy crown | 11 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #450 | hellseal claw | 25 |
| #466 | hellseal whisker | 10 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #230 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #176 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #62 | hot wine | 4 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #63 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #177 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #50 | ice hotel bell | 1 |
| #90 | ice porter | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #52 | icicle katana | 2 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #36 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 15 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #175 | impure gasoline | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #13 | industrial strength anti-fungal spray | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #31 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #14 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #104 | intact anemone spike | 20 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #18 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 2 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
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| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #828 | ion grid | 12 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #106 | irradiated turtle | 8 |
| #116 | irresistibility potion | 4 |
| #111 | irritability potion | 4 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #60 | jagged tooth | 2 |
| #48 | jangly bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #9 | jar of magical relish | 1 |
| #168 | jar of swamp gas | 434 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #319 | java cookie | 3 |
| #704 | jerky coins | 16 |
| #153 | jive turkey leg | 12 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #83 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1581 | killing feather | 30 |
| #1689 | kite | 2 |
| #10 | kitty sheet music | 3 |
| #165 | kiwi beak | 5 |
| #82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #535 | kumquartz | 9 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #119 | kumquat supersucker | 8 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #7 | lava balaclava | 1 |
| #51 | lava cake | 1 |
| #59 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #7 | lavalarva | 1 |
| #76 | lavawater | 1 |
| #814 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #839 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #126 | law-abiding citizen cane | 2 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #208 | legitimate business on the beach | 6 |
| #774 | length of string | 14 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #137 | lime supersucker | 4 |
| #41 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #92 | lint | 14 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #136 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #19 | little wooden mannequin | 2 |
| #101 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #82 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #498 | logic synthesizer | 20 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #517 | lollipop stick | 53 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #104 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #725 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #124 | madius | 2 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #97 | mafia filofax | 2 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #38 | mannequin leg | 2 |
| #473 | maple syrup | 8 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #450 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #128 | menorette | 2 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #87 | military-grade peppermint oil | 6 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #101 | mime soul fragment | 46 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #82 | mineapple | 1 |
| #11 | mini kiwi invisible dirigible | 1 |
| #25 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #15 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #58 | miniature espresso maker | 3 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #131 | minin' dynamite | 6 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #142 | mocking turtle | 2 |
| #150 | moist Crimbo spices | 14 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #161 | mooseflank | 19 |
| #35 | moosemeat pie | 7 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #46 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1489 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #130 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #772 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #599 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #35 | nasty gum | 6 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #117 | nastygeist | 9 |
| #49 | neg grog | 1 |
| #172 | nega-mushroom | 9 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #79 | negative lump | 1,955 |
| #106 | negotiatin' hammer | 2 |
| #58 | neutron lollipop | 25 |
| #46 | ninja mop | 57 |
| #157 | non-aged vinegar | 10 |
| #9 | norwhal helmet | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1850 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #101 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #55 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #390 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 10 |
| #15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #216 | oriole-feather headdress | 6 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #52 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #178 | packet of beer nuts | 3 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #127 | pail | 97 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #30 | pair of pearidot earrings | 4 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #11 | party mouse hat | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #46 | pawn cookie | 14 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #71 | pegfinger | 2 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #62 | peppermint bomb | 4 |
| #147 | peppermint eel sauce | 17 |
| #33 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #102 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #342 | peppermint tailings | 10 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #53 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 15 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1237 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #192 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #41 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #129 | piece of after eight | 4 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #765 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #99 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #119 | pitted sheet metal | 12 |
| #91 | pixel cross | 10 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #101 | pixel holy water | 8 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #456 | pixellated candy heart | 32 |
| #68 | plaid cowboy hat | 5 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #199 | plastic cup of beer | 11 |
| #228 | plastic ingot | 13 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #9 | plastic pirate hat | 1 |
| #109 | pocket ace | 2 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #152 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 5 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #181 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #548 | portable corkscrew | 13 |
| #23 | portable motorcycle | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #127 | portable table | 3 |
| #582 | possessed top | 10 |
| #439 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #155 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #54 | prank Crimbo card | 4 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #87 | programmable turtle | 8 |
| #24 | propeller beanie | 2 |
| #97 | protection stick | 6 |
| #14 | psychedelic bubble wand | 3 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #756 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #31 | quadroculars | 2 |
| #41 | quake of arrows | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #92 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #227 | radiation-resistant helmet | 4 |
| #113 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #203 | raisin | 2 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #71 | rattler rattle | 25 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #312 | red ale | 3 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #163 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #929 | red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #21 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #673 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #915 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #10 | red-and-green microcamera | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #46 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #187 | ribbon candy | 6 |
| #303 | rice bowl | 6 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #32 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 83 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1023 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #209 | roboduck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #108 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #287 | [2108]rock | 14 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #1618 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #82 | rubber ribcage | 2 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #126 | runny icing | 18 |
| #73 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 5 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #130 | salt plum | 34 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #127 | salt wages | 26 |
| #111 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #112 | salty gumdrop | 14 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #2419 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #14 | school spirit socket set | 2 |
| #127 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #54 | seal-blubber candle | 92 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #169 | sealhide seal doll | 8 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #75 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #165 | shot of mescal | 8 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #15 | shoulder-warming lotion | 1 |
| #136 | shovelful of dirt | 12 |
| #683 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #59 | shrimp cocktail | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #125 | silent P | 4 |
| #49 | silent Q | 2 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #143 | silent pea shooter | 7 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #166 | sleeve deuce | 8 |
| #16 | slightly thicker filthy rags | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #75 | smelted roe | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #429 | smoking grass | 27 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #52 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #37 | soup-chucks | 1 |
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| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
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| #48 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
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| #119 | thick walrus blubber | 14 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #13 | tiny baby scorpion | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
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| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
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| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
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| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #10 | tiny domino mask | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
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| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
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| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3833 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
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| #3884 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8063 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8072 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6164 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3997 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
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| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6136 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8141 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #7 | tiny prop sword | 2 |
| #52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
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| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #16 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 1 |
| #10 | toggle switch (Bounce) | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #299 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #477 | toothsome rock | 21 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #670 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #34 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #80 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #25 | toxo | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
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| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #995 | toy crazy train | 7 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #883 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #836 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #44 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
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| #303 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
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| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
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| #318 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
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| #74 | triad summoning scroll | 4 |
| #40 | trick coin | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #561 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #75 | trout fang | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #117 | turtle pheromones | 59 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #92 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #6 | uncapped blue lava bottle | 1 |
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| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #483 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
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| #63 | unlocked meat locker | 3 |
| #173 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #101 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
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| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
| #1146 | unstable DNA | 30 |
| #1787 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #149 | unused soap | 3 |
| #248 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #97 | vampire pellet | 3 |
| #130 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #665 | vinegar | 56 |
| #52 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #155 | viral DNA | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #215 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 21 |
| #312 | warbear battery | 7 |
| 🥉 | warbear battle greaves | 2 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #46 | warbear feasting mead | 15 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #221 | warbear helm fragment | 18 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #30 | warbear liquid lasers | 9 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear long johns | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #30 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 7 |
| #234 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #43 | warbear superpotion | 5 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #340 | warbear whosit | 331 |
| #164 | warehouse key | 4 |
| #30 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #66 | water-polo cap | 5 |
| #97 | waterlogged cloth | 11 |
| #101 | waterlogged leather | 10 |
| #105 | waterlogged metal | 9 |
| #104 | waterlogged stuffing | 10 |
| #72 | waterlogged wood | 5 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #52 | weegee sqouija | 2 |
| #6 | weighted paperclip chain | 30 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #92 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 4 |
| #21 | whalecake | 5 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #65 | whalesteak | 10 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #111 | whimpering willow bark | 2 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #154 | whiskey in a broken glass | 10 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
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| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
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