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| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
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| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
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| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
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| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
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| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
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| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
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| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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