| #582 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #75 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 5 |
| #13 | "honey" dipper | 2 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #93 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #239 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 26 |
| #187 | Alewife™ Ale | 5 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #215 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 5 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #159 | Atomic Pop | 3 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #127 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #454 | BRICKO brick | 4 |
| #385 | BRICKO eye brick | 4 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #94 | Barulio's bottle | 4 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #528 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #12 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 30 |
| #78 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 128 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #78 | Boss Drops | 6 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #164 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 10 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #144 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #169 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 50 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 77 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 72 |
| #76 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 21 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 73 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 17 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 73 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 28 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 83 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #191 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 11 |
| #105 | D roll | 129 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #179 | DUFRESNE Suds | 9 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #68 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 5 |
| #287 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #101 | Eau de Guaneau | 6 |
| #231 | Effermint™ tablets | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #130 | Elvish delight | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #136 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 3 |
| #890 | FDKOL commendation | 4 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #128 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #86 | Friendliness Beverage | 114 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #285 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #265 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #51 | Glo-Pop | 5 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #650 | Go-Wassail | 18 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #105 | Groll doll | 2 |
| #251 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #525 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #295 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 12 |
| #614 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1202 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #40 | Junk-Bond | 5 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #940 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #170 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #96 | Knob stir-fry | 3 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #469 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #852 | Mad Train wine | 49 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #133 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 47 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #66 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #40 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 5 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #111 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #41 | Milk Studs | 358 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #1002 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #205 | Mr. Haggis | 3 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #97 | New Zealand iced tea | 145 |
| #434 | Now and Earlier | 6 |
| #247 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #304 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #101 | Osk'r Chow | 2 |
| #54 | PEEZ dispenser | 305 |
| #236 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #128 | Pain Dip | 2 |
| #62 | PlexiPips | 6 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #143 | Polka Pop | 4 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #71 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #345 | Ram's Face Lager | 79 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #97 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #929 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #12 | Sketcherz™ | 2 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #338 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #356 | Steal This Candy | 5 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #628 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #340 | Swabbie™ swab | 5 |
| #103 | Swizzler | 149 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #316 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 45 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #267 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 243 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #123 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #273 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #754 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #32 | Vodka Matryoshka | 7 |
| #128 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,708 |
| #133 | Wax Flask | 2 |
| #221 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 2 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #70 | White Hyborian | 3 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #507 | ammonite fossil | 8 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #214 | ancient stone fist | 2 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #549 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #80 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #168 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #246 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #169 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #14 | ash soda | 10 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1848 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #54 | bag of QWOP | 179 |
| #41 | bag of W&Ws | 410 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #134 | bag of park garbage | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #127 | banana smoothie | 7 |
| #312 | bananagate | 22 |
| #47 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #1235 | bar skin | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #2125 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #215 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #350 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #72 | beastly paste | 2 |
| #77 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #41 | beaver punch (peach) | 4 |
| #177 | beavermouth | 17 |
| #232 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #375 | beer lens | 5 |
| #241 | beertini | 9 |
| #83 | beery blood | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #424 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #53 | bent scrap metal | 22 |
| #123 | berries of suffering | 2 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #618 | bilge wine | 6 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #545 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #590 | black & tan | 1 |
| #60 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #76 | black forest cake | 108 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #508 | black paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #60 | black pension check | 292 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #156 | black spot | 5 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #104 | black tear | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
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| #46 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 1 |
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| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #100 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #745 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #508 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #103 | fancy blue potion | 2 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #36 | fireman's lunch | 2 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
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| #168 | flask of tainted mining oil | 42 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #32 | flavorless gruel | 74 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #39 | fleetwood macaroni | 2 |
| #711 | floaty sand | 8 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #26 | foetid seal tear | 126 |
| #25 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #49 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 9 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #152 | frigid fudgepuck | 28 |
| #235 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #164 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #129 | frozen banquet | 16 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #51 | fudge cube | 7 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
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| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #139 | future drug: Coolscaline | 7 |
| #125 | future drug: Muscularactum | 11 |
| #153 | future drug: Smartinex | 6 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #125 | ghost cucumber | 293 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #8 | giant candy cane | 80 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #35 | giant giant moth dust | 60 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
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| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
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| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #30 | glimmering buzzard feather | 2 |
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| #235 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
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| #45 | glob of spoiled mayo | 59 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #209 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #299 | green gummi ingot | 115 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #843 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #203 | grilled mooseflank | 5 |
| #104 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
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| #54 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #90 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
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| #73 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
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| #204 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 3 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #31 | half double fruitcake | 2 |
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| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
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| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #106 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #606 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #81 | hot watered rum | 16 |
| #61 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #191 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #167 | hunk of granite | 4 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #728 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 88 |
| #197 | ice-cold Willer | 332 |
| #313 | ice-cold fotie | 83 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #307 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #109 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #120 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #660 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #146 | jive turkey leg | 14 |
| #50 | jug of hamethyst juice | 2 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #94 | junk yard | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #320 | kumquartz | 20 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | legitimate business on the beach | 2 |
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| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #104 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #152 | licorice root | 56 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #137 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
| #35 | little piece of steel | 2 |
| #100 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #109 | liver and let pie | 2 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #62 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #1355 | loose teeth | 2 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #114 | lumbering jack | 4 |
| #137 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #44 | lychee chuhai | 3 |
| #128 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #71 | lynyrd skin | 4 |
| #116 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #69 | mafia filofax | 6 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #60 | maid head | 1 |
| #46 | mana curds | 55 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #481 | margarita | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #323 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #308 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #270 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #73 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #60 | mime soul fragment | 82 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #44 | minin' dynamite | 57 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #203 | molten brick | 54 |
| #43 | molten scrap metal | 23 |
| #65 | moose chocolate | 10 |
| #78 | moose thought | 10 |
| #132 | mooseflank | 35 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #98 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 2 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #62 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #79 | nail file | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #56 | nastygeist | 57 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #239 | nega-mushroom | 4 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #175 | neurostim pill | 2 |
| #168 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #231 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #141 | nugget of Crimbonium | 25 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #133 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #282 | old coin purse | 26 |
| #255 | old leather wallet | 28 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #258 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #155 | one pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #862 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #73 | overloaded micro-reactor | 66 |
| #74 | overpriced "imported" beer | 6 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #115 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #706 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #768 | paperclip | 18 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #93 | pat of butter | 3 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #257 | peach | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #239 | pear | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #348 | pearidot | 18 |
| #39 | pencil stub | 61 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #198 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #149 | peppermint tailings | 185 |
| #93 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #88 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #89 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #75 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #83 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #108 | pestopiary | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #57 | petit fortran | 8 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #207 | physiostim pill | 2 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #129 | piece of after eight | 4 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #194 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1727 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #110 | plaid cowboy hat | 2 |
| #120 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #281 | plastic cup of beer | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #39 | plumber's lunch | 2 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #117 | portable table | 5 |
| #1167 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #80 | powdered gold | 3 |
| #129 | pr0n cocktail | 2 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #64 | priceless diamond | 3 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #439 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #101 | protection stick | 5 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #272 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #115 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #133 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #743 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #103 | purple prose pen | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #778 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #97 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #83 | rattler rattle | 20 |
| #1504 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #313 | red ale | 3 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #91 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #146 | red box | 2 |
| #188 | red button | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #78 | red eye | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #295 | red gummi ingot | 115 |
| #120 | red letter | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #84 | red potion | 4 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #91 | red shoe | 1 |
| #89 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #134 | resolution: be feistier | 2 |
| #127 | resolution: be smarter | 2 |
| #125 | resolution: be stronger | 2 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #404 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #455 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #67 | roll of meat | 3 |
| #17 | roller skate decoy | 1 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #191 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #120 | round blue bomb | 2 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #1764 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1835 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #342 | rum and cola | 5 |
| #189 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #211 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #71 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #189 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #196 | salt wages | 2 |
| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #278 | salty slug | 5 |
| #447 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #36 | sangria | 51 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #577 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #14 | scimitar cozy | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #37 | scrap of sticky paper | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #57 | screwdiver | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #135 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #226 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #150 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #208 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #139 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #108 | sea lace | 1 |
| #77 | sea lasso | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #213 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #130 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #159 | seaode | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #105 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #54 | shaker of dry rub | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #151 | shot of flower schnapps | 6 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #88 | shot of mescal | 35 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #164 | shovelful of dirt | 5 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #101 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #1320 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #101 | sleeve deuce | 50 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #428 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #140 | slug of rum | 6 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #318 | smoking grass | 213 |
| #191 | sneaky wrapping paper | 2 |
| #112 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 182 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #85 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 2 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #8 | soul coin | 6 |
| #69 | soul doorbell | 6 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #1176 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #81 | sparking robo-battery | 70 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #28 | spirit blanket | 13 |
| #40 | spirit gum | 125 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #117 | spirit pillow | 3 |
| #102 | spirit sheet | 4 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #67 | spooky lasso | 18 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1155 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #97 | steel drivin' hammer | 5 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #202 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #57 | sticky lava globs | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #145 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #39 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #95 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #376 | strawberyl | 17 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #693 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 63 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1506 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1136 | stuffed Meat | 38 |
| #1473 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #2019 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1802 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1650 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1572 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1901 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1925 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #641 | stuffed key | 89 |
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| #38 | tequila with training wheels | 49 |
| #283 | that gum you like | 1 |
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| #54 | the most dangerous bait | 5 |
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| #82 | thick walrus blubber | 78 |
| #380 | thistle wine | 4 |
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| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
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| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
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| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
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| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #91 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
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| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
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| #353 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
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| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
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| #128 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
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| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
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| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
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| #56 | vampire chowder | 33 |
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| #7 | vicious spiked collar | 2 |
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| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
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| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
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| #111 | warbear bearserker mead | 4 |
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| #161 | warbear beeping telegram | 8 |
| #30 | warbear blizzard mead | 21 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
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| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
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| #38 | warbear feasting bread | 18 |
| #31 | warbear feasting mead | 20 |
| #71 | warbear gyro | 5 |
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| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #140 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 9 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
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| #68 | warbear liquid lasers | 2 |
| #208 | warbear liquid overcoat | 5 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #208 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
| #33 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 6 |
| #337 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #19 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 37 |
| #222 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 6 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #64 | warbear superpotion | 2 |
| #89 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 5 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #151 | warbear wardance potion | 10 |
| #74 | warbear warrior bread | 5 |
| #428 | warbear whosit | 114 |
| #77 | wasabi marble soda | 2 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #76 | wasabi-infused sake | 2 |
| #218 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #125 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #443 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
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| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1161 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
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| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #685 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #108 | whole turkey leg | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #894 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1040 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #782 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #279 | yellow brick road | 2 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #143 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #292 | yellow gummi ingot | 115 |
| #175 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #248 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #90 | yule gruel | 12 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |