Museum :: TheJessieKirk

TheJessieKirk

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#121	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#79	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#75	Bowlet	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#36	Churchill	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#25	Drip harness	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#20	Gabarbar	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#669	LED block	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#12	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Locust	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#62	Lolsipop	1
#38	London frog	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#30	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
#50	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#55	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#73	Meteorite-Ade	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#120	Moonds	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#39	Newark	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#31	Para-Pop	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#40	Phil Collins	1
#32	Phlegethon	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#59	Prunets	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#97	Rad Lib	1
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#47	SMOOCH bottlecap	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#68	Shrubble Bubble	1
#37	Siberian sunrise	1
#44	Simepore slime	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#41	Spant eggs	1
#57	Spechunky bar	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
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#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#32	warm gravy	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#180	waterlogged cloth	1
#178	waterlogged leather	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#1538	wheel	1
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#114	white page	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#187	willyweed	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#164	wind-up owl	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#46	wool sock	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#74	worst candy	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#181	yam candy	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1
#148	zmobie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 4,207 items total!

what items are this player missing?