| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1019 | Angry Farmer candy | 34 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo salad | 38 |
| #56 | Crimbojito | 7 |
| #257 | Crown of the Goblin King | 87 |
| #72 | Dolphin King's crown | 51 |
| #38 | Gin Mint | 7 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #56 | Hollandaise helmet | 353 |
| #57 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 10 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #350 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 51 |
| #33 | Mint Yulep | 7 |
| #117 | Mornington crescent roll | 2 |
| #8 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1,019 |
| #76 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,105 |
| #69 | Snow Queen Crown | 117 |
| #1319 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #35 | Tequiz Navidad | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #15 | Vodka Matryoshka | 25 |
| #590 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 38 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1022 | awful poetry journal | 28 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #9 | bark rootbeer | 88 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #165 | black plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #173 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 34 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 4 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #9 | bread line | 60 |
| #4 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 6 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #773 | chaos butterfly | 91 |
| #5 | coarse hemp socks | 5 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #14 | communal gobstopper | 38 |
| #62 | crazy little Turkish delight | 605 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #104 | disco ball | 640 |
| #105 | disco mask | 639 |
| #1521 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #516 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 20 |
| #296 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 74 |
| #427 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 29 |
| #344 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 48 |
| #379 | dusty bottle of Port | 43 |
| #838 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #131 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #190 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #181 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #8 | elf ploughshare | 4 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #232 | fancy seashell necklace | 49 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #55 | ga-ga radio | 136 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #677 | giant needle | 22 |
| #123 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 22 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #86 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #617 | green beer | 19 |
| #199 | helmet turtle | 410 |
| #20 | hemp candy necklace | 38 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #87 | ice harvest | 8 |
| #66 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 381 |
| #99 | irradiated candy cane | 30 |
| #18 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 112 |
| #17 | lavender striped oyster egg | 108 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #54 | mariachi hat | 374 |
| #443 | mariachi pants | 34 |
| #24 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 79 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #20 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 108 |
| #20 | mauve striped oyster egg | 120 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #16 | nuclear stockpile | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #23 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 53 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | old sweatpants | 30 |
| #115 | oozenog | 22 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #103 | pasta spoon | 513 |
| #15 | peppermint patty | 14 |
| #700 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 14 |
| #4 | pine cone necklace | 2 |
| #810 | plot hole | 30 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #744 | probability potion | 16 |
| #956 | procrastination potion | 6 |
| #15 | puce paisley oyster egg | 103 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 80 |
| #14 | puce striped oyster egg | 104 |
| #55 | pumpkin beer | 37 |
| #102 | pumpkin juice | 2 |
| #29 | pumpkin pie | 20 |
| #127 | queen cookie | 9 |
| #53 | ram horns | 184 |
| #57 | ram stick | 171 |
| #87 | ravioli hat | 629 |
| #11 | red ale | 35 |
| #6 | red armband | 5 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | reindeer hammer | 8 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #695 | roasted marshmallow | 26 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #200 | s'more | 100 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #112 | saucepan | 691 |
| #804 | scroll of drastic healing | 25 |
| #127 | seal-clubbing club | 651 |
| #61 | seal-skull helmet | 621 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #24 | snow crab | 16 |
| #262 | spices | 112 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #198 | stolen accordion | 361 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #810 | super-spiky hair gel | 32 |
| #882 | thin black candle | 53 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 7 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 7 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 21 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 7 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 8 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #872 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #117 | turtle totem | 655 |
| #78 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 260 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #40 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 52 |
| #72 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 52 |
| #22 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 87 |
| #17 | yellow striped oyster egg | 104 |
| #163 | yeti fur | 1,828 |