Museum :: rgarz1

rgarz1

Rank	Item	Quantity
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#21	"caramel" orange	93
#124	1,970 carat gold	2
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#25	11-leaf clover	165
#208	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#27	20-lb can of rice and beans	9
#140	4-d camera	1
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#18	99.44% pure math	6
#406	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#41	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#44	Aggressive Carrot	43
#34	Agitated Turkey	3
🥈	Aldebaran sardines	154
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#39	Ambitious Turkey	49
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#333	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#26	Aura Libre	6
#39	AutumnFest ale	4
#93	BACON	341
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#183	Baja sopapilla	5
#1393	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#28	Bloody Nora	5
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#95	Boris's key lime	7
#226	Boris's key lime pie	4
#103	Boss Drops	2
#20	Boxing Day Pass	30
🥉	Brain Food Pastaco	30
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#102	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#175	CSA discount card	6
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#82	Candicaine	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#27	Chakra Libre	4
#77	Cheer-Up soda	10
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#224	Chroner	267
#27	Chubby and Plump bar	8
#99	Cloaca Cola Polar	20
#1314	Cloaca-Cola	4
#67	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#127	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
🥉	Cool Brunch Pastaco	27
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#784	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#79	Crazymaker	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#817	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#364	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#204	Crimbo pie	13
#16	Crimbo train emergency brake	168
#46	Crimbojito	10
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#409	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#21	Crimbow Rainbo	4
#73	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#19	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	3
#10	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	51
#58	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	188
#20	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#17	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	46
#217	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#26	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	6
#15	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	64
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#32	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#33	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	17
#16	Dad's brandy	39
#29	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	6
#36	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	3
#26	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	10
#34	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	3
#30	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	7
#36	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	2
#31	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	3
#317	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#26	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#24	Doc's Limbering Wine	6
🥇	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	151
#4	Doc's Smartifying Wine	169
#12	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	10
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#150	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	37
#13	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4
#73	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#38	Earth, Wind and Firewater	4
#370	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#253	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#342	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	7
#49	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#43	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	4
#42	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
#46	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#36	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	8
#12	Elf Guard eyedrops	40
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#33	Elf Guard honor present	9
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#51	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#43	Elf Guard mouthknife	5
#44	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	5
#55	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#18	Elf Guard payroll bag	30
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#45	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#25	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	4
#101	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	5
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#212	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#16	Elvish underarmor	3
#15	Eye and a Twist	25
#43	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#5	FantasyRealm guest pass	10
#7	Faux	3
#24	Feliz Navidad	2
#25	Fettris	2
#126	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#136	Freddy Kruegerand	46
#48	French bronilla brogurt	1
#49	Friendly Turkey	1
#43	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#65	Fun-Guy spore	2
#147	Game Grid ticket	45
#129	Game Grid token	26
#110	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	15
#73	Gathered Meat-Clip	14
🥈	Gene Tonic: Dude	300
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Penguin	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#50	Ghost Dog Chow	4
#56	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#49	Gin Mint	4
#15	Globmule	1
#38	Gnollish sangria	2
#1047	Go-Wassail	1
🥉	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	7
#11	Golden Light	10
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#7	Great Wolf's lice	1
#218	Green Clover of Justice	9
#49	Green Muslin	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#46	Hairpiece On Fire	2
#35	Hand in Glove	2
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#106	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	8
#63	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#40	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#323	Hodgman's blanket	4
#60	How to Avoid Scams	69
#135	How to Play Othello	2
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#63	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#339	Instant Karma	22
#82	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#995	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#45	Jack-O-Lantern beer	12
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
#106	Jarlsberg's key lime	5
#243	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#23	Jokester makeup	10
#690	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#56	Kelflar vest	2
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#74	Knob lo mein	7
#15	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
#31	Kokomo Resort Chip	31
#38	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	6
#43	Kokomo Resort Pass	5
#61	LOLmec statuette	1
#22	LOV Elixir #6	4
#11	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
🥉	Left-Hand Man action figure	5
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#55	Locust	1
#48	Lolsipop	2
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#24	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
#467	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#202	Mae West	4
#16	Manual of Lock Picking	3
#124	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#93	Mark of the Ghost	2
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#126	Mark of the Zombie	1
#43	Marvin's marvelous pill	6
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#20	MayDay™ contract	2
#4	Meat Butler	42
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#61	Meat-inflating powder	1
#381	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#28	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#43	Meteorite-Ade	10
#33	Mint Yulep	7
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#243	Misty Cape	5
#314	Misty Cloak	2
#199	Misty Robe	8
#271	Mon Tiki	2
#91	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#108	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#101	Morto Moreto	1
#25	Mr. Burnsger	2
#250	Mr. Haggis	1
🥇	Murgatroyd diode	1
#91	Muschat	1
#18	My First Paycheck envelope	3
#142	Mysterious Black Box	2
#139	Mysterious Blue Box	3
#143	Mysterious Green Box	2
#50	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#132	Mysterious Red Box	3
#28	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	3
#96	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#146	Neuromancer	6
#6	Neverending Party guest pass	24
#320	New Zealand iced tea	5
#32	Newark	2
#309	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#843	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#23	Nightmare Fuel	12
#87	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	3
#234	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#518	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#32	Othello's dagger	6
#30	Othello's handkerchief	6
#98	Othello's military jacket	1
#38	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#62	PEEZ dispenser	237
#118	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	26
#13	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	4
#42	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	7
#52	Party-in-a-Can™	2
🥇	Pastaco shell	215
#457	Penultimate Fantasy chest	26
#157	Piddles	4
#811	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#4	PirateRealm guest pass	8
#65	Plague of Locusts	1
#56	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	2
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#42	Poké-Gro fertilizer	1
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#588	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#372	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#665	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#13	Potion of Heroism	1
#16	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#41	Psychotic Train wine	39
#100	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#24	R'lyeh	6
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#23	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
#72	Red Dwarf	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#483	Red Rover BB gun	5
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#24	Riker's Search History	1
#49	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#21	S.S. Ticket	1
#40	SMOOCH bottlecap	2
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#39	Sacramento wine	48
#27	Salsa Caliente™ candle	1
#26	Sangria de Menthe	8
#787	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#12	Scorpion Bowl	2
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#213	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#34	Shot of Kardashian Gin	7
#71	Sinful Desires	11
#6	Single Alice's Army Foil	24
#11	Site Alpha ID badge	1
#32	Sitrep berry	2
#46	Sizzling Sinner	2
#63	Slimebite	1
#49	Slippery Knob	1
#26	Smoldering Clover™ candle	3
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#253	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#501	Snow Queen Crown	3
#47	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	1
#32	Space Baby children's book	1
#12	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
#36	Spant eggs	2
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#709	Spooky Surprise Egg	6
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#42	Strikes Again Bigmouth	2
#200	Strix stix	4
#12	Superdrifter holo-record	4
#101	Swizzler	150
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#44	T.U.R.D.S. Key	55
#85	TI-9000 calculator	33
#65	TRIO cup of beer	1
#47	Tales of Spelunking	7
#25	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	3
#35	Tequiz Navidad	7
#681	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#25	The Beast Within™ candle	6
#15	The Big Book of Every Skill	3
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#51	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	2
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#43	The Imploded World	2
#77	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#51	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#22	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	3
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#41	The Superconductor's CPU	2
#22	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#23	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	20
#200	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#39	This Charming Flan	4
#244	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#230	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#111	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	9
#415	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#229	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#142	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#18	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	4
#86	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	4
#75	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	3
#124	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	3
#246	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#4	To Build an Igloo	2
#20	Trainbot autoassembly module	14
#84	Trainbot circuitry	23
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#131	Trainbot linkages	5
#75	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#119	Trainbot optics	9
#118	Trainbot plating	8
#71	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#93	Trainbot servomotors	13
#47	Trainbot slag	153
#137	Trainbot tubing	4
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#12	Trout Fishing in Loathing	2
#100	Twelve Night Energy	3
#42	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#58	Uncle Buck	1
#919	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#54	VYKEA hex key	2
#58	VYKEA meatballs	1
#125	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#665	Warm Subject gift certificate	23
#42	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	3
#43	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	1
#50	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#15	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	1
#11	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	1
#43	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	3
#1112	Yakisoba's hat	1
#49	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	1
#10	Yeg's Motel minibar key	3
#183	Yellow Moon of Compassion	15
#29	Yorick	1
#218	Z-Bone steak	1
#609	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#320	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#143	abandoned candy	10
#42	absentee voter ballot	6
#136	agua de vida	26
#49	alien animal goo	1
#123	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#97	alien hologram projector	1
#72	alien meat	1
#34	alien sandwich	2
#46	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#46	ancient calendar fragment	6
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#369	ancient spice	4
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#164	ancient vinyl coin purse	50
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#13	anti-burn cream	1
🥈	anti-freeze cream	22
#9	anti-goosebump cream	3
#24	anti-odor cream	1
#217	anticheese	44
#26	antimatter wad	25
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#210	antique hand mirror	25
#712	antique record album	2
#19	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
#64	asbestos thermos	3
#731	astral mushroom	7
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#24	autumn breeze	12
#15	autumn dollar	23
#18	autumn leaf	20
#30	autumn years wisdom	7
#28	autumn-spice donut	23
#22	baby bark scorpion	2
#44	baby rigging snake	2
#246	baconstone	30
#21	bad rum and good cola	2
#25	bag of Iunion stones	1
#223	bag of QWOP	1
#501	bag of bones	1
#35	bag of foreign bribes	7
#66	bag of grain	1
#64	bag of park garbage	1,579
#27	bag of sausage links	2
#125	baggie of powdered sugar	245
#28	baked stuffing	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#875	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#21	battery (9-Volt)	2
#17	battery (AAA)	65
#21	battery (D)	1
#15	battery (car)	12
#21	battery (lantern)	1
#13	bazooka cozy	1
#167	beanbag chair	3
#641	bed of coals	1
#21	beefy pill	23
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#189	bellhop bell	2
#462	big rock	1
#40	bird rib	70
#72	bishop cookie	1
#101	black Crimbo ball	41
#37	black gold	41
#46	black label	39
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#160	black pension check	58
#206	black picnic basket	9
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#217	blackberry	70
#106	blank prescription sheet	1
#177	blind-packed capsule toy	80
#297	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	16
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#56	blood and blood	7
#17	blood kiwi	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#56	blood-drive sticker	2
#15	blue lava globs	2
#88	blue mana	1
#51	blue pixel	3,749
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#141	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#154	boilermaker	3
#23	boiling hot cocoa	5
#9	bone broth	9
#57	book of facts	2
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#19	boot flask	1
#44	borrowed time	28
#162	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#34	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2
#23	bottle of Greedy Dog	4
#35	bottle of Lambada Lambic	2
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#49	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#52	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#81	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#36	bottle of norwhiskey	20
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#157	bottle of wine	1
#190	bottled day	1
#14	bowl full of jelly	47
#37	bowl of eyeballs	11
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#37	bowl of maggots	5
#69	bowl of mummy guts	1
🥈	bowl of prescription candy	72
#56	bowling ball	38
#1578	box of sunshine	107
#47	boxed august scepter	2
#57	boxed autumn-aton	1
#38	boxed gumball machine	4
#93	brain preservation fluid	4
#8	brand new key	29
#272	bread man	1
#140	breakfast miracle	1
#122	briefcase	107
#44	brilliant oyster egg	13
#30	broberry brogurt	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#38	brown pirate pants	2
#34	browser cookie	15
#42	buñuelos Jaliscos	10
#52	bug paste	1
#64	bugbear purification pill	10
#40	burning newspaper	2
#46	buzzing mushroom wine	1
#30	cabooze	12
#39	can of Adultwitch™	2
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#30	can of Brütalbräu	6
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#9	can of Drooling Monk	40
#50	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	13
#11	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	19
#281	can of Red Minotaur	15
#226	can of Swiller	15
#33	can of black paint	16
#32	can of cherry-flavored sterno	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#63	can of drain cleaner	3
#397	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#54	can of maces	19
#43	can of mixed everything	4
#46	can of sardines	37
#956	can of spinach	1
#151	can of sterno	1
#12	can of the cheapest beer	16
#417	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	22
#34	candied sweet potatoes	1
#510	candied yams	18
#29	candy UFOs	5
#27	candy cane candygram	1
#27	candy crayons	5
#56	candycaine powder	1
#93	canopic jar	175
#15	card sleeve	1
#40	carnivorous potted plant	3
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#37	celestial carrot juice	1
#22	celestial squid ink	2
#72	centurion helmet	1
#227	chakra sludge	2
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#184	cheer-o-gram	1
#61	cheezburger	3
#17	chest of "pirate gold"	9
#177	children of the candy corn	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
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#153	shot of mescal	9
#32	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#65	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#43	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	2
#309	shrinking powder	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#42	simple AI	1
#71	simple ancient cursed key	4
#54	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
#170	single-serving herbal stuffing	2
#32	single-use dust mask	1
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
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#458	six pack of Mountain Stream	7
#117	skeleton	3
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#63	skeleton quiche	1
#33	skin oil	3
#47	skull capacitor	2
#938	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#38	sleazy hi mein	53
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#196	slimy alveolus	1
#222	slug of shochu	1
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#32	snakebite	2
#16	sneakeasies	1
#37	snow crab	6
#23	snow fort	1
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#51	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	9
#60	software glitch	1
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#25	space chowder	8
#30	space wine	6
#39	spagecialetti	2
#81	spaghetti breakfast	7
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#43	spaghetti with ghost balls	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#204	sparkler	54
#52	special clip: squelchers	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#53	specialty ammo bandolier	10
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#57	spice melange	5
#27	splendid martini	12
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#60	spooky hi mein	21
#233	spooky mushroom wine	1
#78	spray chrome	2
#1099	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#907	squirming egg sac	2
#216	stale cheer wine	1
#44	staph of homophones	1
#137	star key lime	2
#250	star key lime pie	2
🥇	star pop	42
#59	stealth bomber	1
#72	stinky hi mein	15
#80	stinky mushroom wine	4
#69	strange helix fossil	1
#224	strawberry supersucker	1
#1464	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#12	stuffed dinosaur	5
#1197	stuffed key	32
#1454	sturdy Crimbo crate	3
#26	sundae ration	30
#350	sunken chest	40
#129	super ka-bob	1
#199	super salad	1
#38	sweet party mix	7
#17	sweet roll Alabama	1,334
#51	swirling mushroom wine	1
#21	synthetic marrow	91
#5	talisman of Seshat	1
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#15	tarnished luggage key	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#220	tattered scrap of paper	26
#157	tawdry amethyst	7
#21	teacher's pen	27
#40	tempura air	1
#1056	ten-leaf clover	2
#34	thanksgiving turkey	1
#99	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#36	the funk	47
#60	the most dangerous bait	2
#93	thermos full of Knob coffee	10
#19	third ear	24
#67	thyme jelly donut	1
#13	ticksilver ring	1
#124	time halo	1
#26	time residue	36
#17	time shuriken	2
#112	time's arrow	3
#143	tin cup of mulligan stew	8
#55	tin of submardines	2
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#608	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#597	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#626	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#609	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#585	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#577	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#18	tiny plastic Armory	1
#790	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#2755	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
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#544	tofurkey gravy	16
#1006	tofurkey leg	8
#39	tonic djinn	57
#110	torquoise	1
#1219	towel	4
#1283	toy mercenary	3
#1384	toy train	1
🥇	train whistle	1
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#5	trampled ticket stub	163
#4	turkey blaster	24
#1022	twinkly wad	2
#25	twitching space egg	1
#50	twitching time capsule	14
#35	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#15	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	2
#247	unearthly onyx	3
#72	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#11	universal biscuit	270
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#57	unremarkable duffel bag	3
#55	unsmoothed velvet	1
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#31	very fancy whiskey	8
#40	very hot lunch	15
#55	very overdue library book	17
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#20	vintage smart drink	12
#192	viral DNA	1
#2758	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
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#21	vodka stinger	3
#9	void burger	1,144
#9	void lager	1,010
#10	void shard	3
#9	void stone	1,222
#290	voodoo snuff	5
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#263	wand of pigification	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#246	warehouse key	1
#26	warm war shawarma	1
#37	wax banana	1
#35	wax booze	1
#96	weird gazelle steak	1
#36	whale cerebrospinal fluid	20
#11	whalecake	10
#43	whalesteak	18
#28	white arm towel	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#23	white earbuds	1
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#40	whole roasted chicken	4
#53	worksite credentials	1
#50	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#97	wriggling severed nose	1
#37	wriggling worm	185
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#57	zombie	2
#28	zombie dinosaur egg	6

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