| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #95 | Beach Buck | 56 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #109 | Chroner | 913 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #137 | Freddy Kruegerand | 48 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #60 | FunFunds™ | 68 |
| #71 | Game Grid ticket | 305 |
| #235 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #786 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #155 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #67 | Tales of Spelunking | 3 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #98 | dubious peppermint | 3 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #375 | gas balloon | 11 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #82 | groose grease | 4 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #871 | hobo nickel | 85 |
| #179 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #15 | jar full of wind | 200 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #182 | jar of swamp gas | 382 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #119 | mana curds | 3 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #27 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #52 | popcorn | 3 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #21 | pulled violet taffy | 974 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | rubber nubbin | 1 |
| #273 | s'more | 30 |
| #251 | sand dollar | 25 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #20 | snow cleats | 4 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #200 | spooky hi mein | 2 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #92 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #72 | unnatural gas | 4 |
| #216 | unquiet spirits | 2 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #11 | whoopie cushion | 1,294 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |