| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #61 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
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| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #121 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #168 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #263 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #116 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #139 | d20 | 1 |
| #105 | d4 | 1 |
| #107 | d6 | 1 |
| #127 | d8 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #18 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #22 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #91 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #315 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #280 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #203 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #49 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #40 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
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| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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