Museum :: Olorin

Olorin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#35	"DRINK ME" potion	1,613
#41	"KICK ME" sign	57
#39	"meat" stick	68
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#500	1-ball	9
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#159	1952 Mickey Mantle card	10
#327	2-ball	14
#329	3-ball	15
#171	30669 scroll	71
#168	33398 scroll	129
#406	334 scroll	12
#32	37x37x37 puzzle cube	294
#340	4-ball	14
#98	4-dimensional guitar	29
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#401	5-ball	11
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#357	6-ball	13
#394	668 scroll	1
#127	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	31
#459	7-ball	10
#497	8-ball	46
#78	8-bit banana	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#207	Alewife™ Ale	4
#58	Alice's Army Alchemist	28
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#24	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#55	Alice's Army Guard	30
#57	Alice's Army Halberder	29
#104	Alice's Army Hammerman	6
#111	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#95	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
#113	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#53	Alice's Army Ninja	34
#54	Alice's Army Nurse	36
#55	Alice's Army Page	33
#65	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	26
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#71	Alice's Army Spearsman	19
#68	Alice's Army Swordsman	23
#81	Alice's Army Wallman	17
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#449	Angry Farmer candy	200
#48	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	46
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#32	Atomic Pop	59
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#139	BGE merchandise order form	31
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#53	BRICKO reactor	11
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#246	BURT	117
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#104	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#677	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	18
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#86	Bash-Ōs boxtop	11
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#94	Battlie Light Saver	10
#104	Beach Buck	47
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
#120	Big Punk	1
#61	Bit O' Ectoplasm	55
#62	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#103	BitterSweetTarts	21
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#101	Black Body™ spray	5
#194	Black No. 2	45
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#63	Blatantly Canadian	130
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#54	Bohemian rhapsody	17
#1080	Bonerdagon necklace	8
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#30	Boozehounds Anonymous token	35
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#626	Boss Bat britches	24
#78	Boss Drops	6
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#49	Bright Water	3
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#55	C.H.U.M. knife	13
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#97	CRIMBCO lanyard	6
#421	CRIMBCO mug	30
#377	CRIMBCO wine	20
#103	CRIMBCOIDS mints	20
#146	CRIMBCOLOAF	15
#21	CSA all-purpose soap	542
#29	CSA bravery badge	562
#63	CSA cheerfulness ration	161
#32	CSA discount card	570
#34	CSA fire-starting kit	576
#31	CSA obedience grenade	592
#34	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	634
#31	Camp Scout pup tent	668
#13	Candicaine	56
#13	Candy Alexander	16
#27	Cement Mixer	5
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#100	Charity's choker	1
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#572	Chroner	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#80	Claybender glasses	9
#736	Cloaca grenade	16
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#153	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#894	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#161	Cold Hots candy	85
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#229	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#27	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	107
#138	Crimbo Credit	94
#79	Crimbo candied pecan	447
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#70	Crimbo fudge	510
#30	Crimbo paste	12
#81	Crimbo peppermint bark	413
#322	Crimbo pie	7
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#275	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#310	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	6
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#2191	Crimbuck	21
#676	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#301	D roll	7
#284	Daffy Taffy	114
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#313	Divine	1
#202	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	18
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#129	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	50
#399	Drowsy Sword	47
#96	Duskwalker fangs	4
#69	Duskwalker syringe	15
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#1739	Dyspepsi-Cola	5
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#131	Effermint™ tablets	22
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#117	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	31
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#357	Ent cider	21
#35	Everlasting Deckswabber	41
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#198	FDKOL commendation	3,323
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#203	Fantasma en la Máquina	4
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#28	Fettris	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#21	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,174
#62	Fog Murderer	3
#26	Frat Army FGF	380
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#250	Friendliness Beverage	5
#168	Frogade	2
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#13	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	20
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#50	Fun-Guy spore	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#13	GOTO	1,596
#67	Game Grid ticket	400
#8	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,370
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#89	Gearhead Goo	6
#65	Genalen™ Bottle	85
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#47	Ghost Dog Chow	5
#88	Gin Mint	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#125	Gnollish flyswatter	26
#87	Gnollish pie server	21
#129	Gnollish plunger	22
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#175	Gnollish toolbox	35
#193	Go-Wassail	101
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#25	Grasshopper	5
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#46	Green Giant	3
#9	Green Manalishi	1,824
#27	Green Velvet	4
#47	Groll doll	61
#62	Gummi-DNA	56
#105	Gummi-Gnauga	42
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#99	Hell broth	3
#69	Hell ramen	134
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#68	Hippy Army MPE	207
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#218	Hollandaise helmet	25
#27	Humanitini	7
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#129	Iiti Kitty phone charm	32
#77	Imp Ale	3,841
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#383	Iron Beta of Industry	21
#25	Jack-O-Lantern beer	56
#20	Jack-in-the-box	130
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#43	Jacob's rung	6
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#9	Jefferson wings	466
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#638	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#175	Knob Goblin Mutagen	3
#72	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	15
#144	Knob Goblin elite helm	43
#168	Knob Goblin elite pants	35
#137	Knob Goblin elite polearm	42
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#161	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#107	Knob Goblin firecracker	246
#130	Knob Goblin harem pants	49
#137	Knob Goblin harem veil	44
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#207	Knob Goblin love potion	73
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#62	Knob Goblin nasal spray	36
#206	Knob Goblin pants	76
#217	Knob Goblin perfume	16
#191	Knob Goblin scimitar	84
#28	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	34
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#188	Knob Goblin steroids	71
#197	Knob Goblin tongs	99
#62	Knob Goblin visor	310
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#169	Knob nuts	3
#343	Knob pasty	1
#481	Knob sausage	4
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#55	Knob shroomkabob	5
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#122	Knob stroganoff	3
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#66	Knoll lo mein	4
#127	Knoll mushroom	110
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#51	LCD game: Burger Belt	49
#50	LCD game: Food Eater	41
#47	LCD game: Garbage River	53
#669	LED block	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#86	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
#11	Lollipop Drop	21
#496	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	54
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#109	Lucky Surprise Egg	93
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#1200	M-242	1
#510	Mad Train wine	182
#308	Mae West	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#28	Mariner's Friend cough drops	62
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#59	Mark of the Vampire	5
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#108	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	29
#44	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	158
#12	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1,748
#403	Meat detector	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#429	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#212	Meleegra™ pills	50
#67	Mer-kin cooljuice	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#65	Mer-kin ragejuice	2
#46	Mer-kin smartjuice	8
#55	Mer-kin strongjuice	3
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#303	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	185
#115	Microplushie: Bropane	114
#76	Microplushie: Dorkonide	51
#99	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	58
#154	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	18
#128	Microplushie: Gothochondria	81
#109	Microplushie: Hippylase	135
#166	Microplushie: Hipsterine	8
#66	Microplushie: Hobomosome	89
#111	Microplushie: Otakulone	145
#126	Microplushie: Raverdrine	71
#93	Microplushie: Sororitrate	117
#89	Milk Studs	144
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#269	Misty Robe	4
#311	Mohawk wig	34
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#129	Monstar energy beverage	96
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#55	Mr. Haggis	90
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#571	Mr. Mediocrebar	95
#52	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	17
#20	Mudflap-Girl Earring	3
#158	ND	1
#138	NG	10
#438	NPZR chemistry set	5
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#226	Neuromancer	2
#335	New Zealand iced tea	3
#313	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#107	Now and Earlier	58
#108	O'RLY manual	12
#66	Oil of Parrrlay	57
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#59	Orangemageddon wine cooler	3
#98	Orcish baseball cap	56
#90	Orcish cargo shorts	49
#137	Orcish frat-paddle	31
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#109	Osk'r Chow	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#285	PADL Phone	22
#81	PEEZ dispenser	153
#28	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	851
#41	Pain Dip	34
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#367	Penultimate Fantasy chest	46
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#101	Piddles	19
#108	Pine-Fresh air freshener	35
#148	Pink Heart of Spirit	7
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#31	PlexiPips	32
#76	Polka Pop	14
#62	Polysniff Perfume	23
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#61	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
#144	Ram's Face Lager	390
#19	Red Dwarf	11
#208	Red Pill	2
#22	Red Rover BB gun	127
#18	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	44
#441	Rock Pops	121
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#62	SMOOCH soda	12
#115	SPF 451 lip balm	20
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#47	Salsa de las Epocas	2
#9	Saturday Night Special	426
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#117	Scuba Snack	1
#216	Senior Mints	38
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#108	Shield of Icy Fate	4
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#96	Smart Bone Dust	3
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#133	Snow Queen Crown	38
#109	Space Tourist Phaser	5
#79	Space Tours Tripple	24
#274	Spam Witch sammich	148
#223	Spooky Surprise Egg	72
#90	Squat-Thrust Magazine	11
#72	Steal This Candy	54
#73	Stephen's secret formula	2
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#175	Strix stix	8
#45	Suffering Sinner	2
#56	Sugar Cog	68
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#70	Supernova Champagne	135
#68	Swabbie™ swab	77
#300	Swizzler	3
#70	T.U.R.D.S. Key	18
#124	TI-9000 calculator	13
#46	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	460
#54	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	387
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#47	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	400
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#258	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	250
#204	Tears of the Quiet Healer	3
#63	Temps Tempranillo	3
#68	Texas tea	4
#147	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	32
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#53	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	129
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#21	Tiger-lily's milk	217
#17	Time Bandit Time Towel	3
#16	Time Cape	1
#67	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	89
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#22	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	976
#18	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,121
#19	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,049
#17	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1,168
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#272	Trollhouse cookies	165
#135	Tuesday's ruby	24
#106	Typical Tavern swill	112
#147	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	94
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#62	Ur-Donut	3
#36	VYKEA blood rune	1
#14	VYKEA bracket	278
#12	VYKEA dowel	2,649
#21	VYKEA hex key	30
#56	VYKEA instructions	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#23	VYKEA meatballs	8
#11	VYKEA plank	525
#11	VYKEA rail	505
#17	VYKEA woadpaint	248
#310	Valentine	100
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#237	WA	1
#36	Wal-Mart gift certificate	157
#205	Wand of Nagamar	29
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#33	Wax Flask	46
#127	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	31
#138	Wet Russian	1
#78	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	8
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#95	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#164	Wint-O-Fresh mint	116
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#97	Wolfman Nardz	17
#50	Workytime Tea	61
#319	Yakisoba's hat	5
#38	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	102
🥇	Ye Olde Meade	10,076
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#26	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,386
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#345	Yummy Tummy bean	613
#134	Z-Bone steak	12
#31	Ze™ goggles	309
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#22	Zoodriver	10
#99	a butt tuba	17
#73	a little sump'm sump'm	77
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#70	abandoned candy	44
#105	abominable blubber	11
#584	abominable snowcone	14
#89	acceptable bagel	2
#260	accidental cider	5
#53	accidental mutton	1
#206	acid-squirting flower	21
#146	acoustic guitarrr	30
#61	actual reality goggles	84
#89	actual tapas	5
#141	adder	6
#185	adder bladder	74
#39	agnolotti arboli	2
#361	agua de vida	1
#45	airblaster gun	149
#145	all-purpose cleaner	72
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#184	alphabet gum	10
#22	alpine watercolor set	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#111	amok pudding	4
#548	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#202	ancient Magi-Wipes	38
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
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#100	throwing candy	11
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#54	thyme jelly donut	2
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#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#143	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	27
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#145	tiny plastic Beebee King	15
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#69	tiny plastic Big Candy	4
#179	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	6
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#140	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	27
#59	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	5
#154	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	14
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#22	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	5
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#29	tiny plastic Crimbot	4
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#79	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	4
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#100	tiny plastic GORM-8	2
#22	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	5
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#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#91	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	38
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#58	tiny plastic MechaElf	5
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#125	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	29
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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#126	tiny plastic Queen Bee	16
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#23	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	5
#100	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	35
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#27	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	4
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#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#58	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	5
#186	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	12
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#114	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	3
#40	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	3
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#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#203	tiny plastic angry space marine	21
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#62	tiny plastic animelf	5
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#147	tiny plastic batbugbear	25
#169	tiny plastic bee swarm	25
#139	tiny plastic beebee gunners	28
#127	tiny plastic beebee queue	28
#82	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	42
#142	tiny plastic blazing bat	27
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#197	tiny plastic bugaboo	22
#205	tiny plastic buzzerker	20
#202	tiny plastic cavebugbear	21
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#77	tiny plastic colollilossus	4
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#30	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	4
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#153	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#64	tiny plastic fire servant	26
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#156	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	25
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#156	tiny plastic moneybee	26
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#131	tiny plastic mumblebee	29
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#116	tiny plastic peacannon	17
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#29	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	4
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#115	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	18
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#61	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	5
#153	tiny plastic the Free Man	14
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#115	tiny plastic trollipop	3
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#259	tiny shaker of salt	9
#76	tip jar	25
#151	tires	66
#265	tisket	1
#240	titanium assault umbrella	47
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#97	tofu casserole	18
#78	tofu stir-fry	2
#133	tofu taco	1
#93	tofu wonton	2
#137	tofurkey gravy	53
#162	tofurkey leg	47
#112	tofurkey nugget	2
#469	tomato	56
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#187	tomato juice of powerful power	11
#77	tomb ratchet	19
#71	tongue depressor	4
#51	tonguebone	1
#239	tonic water	1
#28	too legit potion	7
#1404	tooth	1
#219	toothbrush	6
#201	tourmalime	36
#172	towel	53
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#431	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#188	traffic jam	2
#32	transdermal smoke patch	87
#50	transparent pants	1
#118	transporter transponder	17
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#149	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#561	trilobite fossil	6
#28	triple barreled barrel gun	1
#131	tropical orchid	27
#125	tropical swill	1
#87	true grit	42
#46	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6
#53	tube of dread wax	122
#35	tube of hair oil	13
#13	turkish mostaccioli	7
#436	turtle pheromones	6
#550	turtle totem	60
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#320	twinkly nuggets	14
#247	twinkly powder	19
#423	twinkly wad	245
#343	twitching claw	12
#39	twitching trigger finger	2
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#40	ultimate ultimate frisbee	34
#71	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
#98	ultrafondue	1
#54	unbearable light	9
#168	uncooked chorizo	38
#240	unearthed potsherd	13
#121	unflavored wine cooler	5
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#114	unholy water	3
#70	unidentified jerky	731
#71	unnamed cocktail	6
#108	unnatural gas	2
#203	unquiet spirits	3
#120	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	125
#60	unrolling pin	2
#1575	unstable DNA	14
#1176	unstable laser battery	42
#13	unstable quark	269
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#122	unused soap	9
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#348	upsy daisy	4
#511	urinal cake	2
#804	useless powder	83
#89	valuable coin	6
#412	valuable trinket	206
#147	vampire chowder	2
#207	vampire collar	10
#124	vampire glitter	4
#65	vanilla-frosted king cake	18
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#63	very hot lunch	3
#131	very overdue library book	4
#95	vial of The Glistening	6
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#48	vial of blood simple syrup	5
#49	vial of hamethyst juice	3
#63	vial of holy water	43
#52	vial of hot blood	1
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#40	vial of porquoise juice	6
#116	vial of swamp vapors	2
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#44	vibrating mushroom	4
#202	viking helmet	82
#135	vinegar	259
#190	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	102
#124	viral DNA	12
#37	viscous lava globs	10
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#6	vodka and tonic	589
#101	vodka gibson	1
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#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#324	volcanic ash	12
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#251	vorpal blade	32
#759	wad of cotton	2
#1028	wad of dough	2
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#359	war tongs	3
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#244	warbear accoutrements chunk	14
#284	warbear battery	9
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#43	warbear feasting bread	17
#38	warbear feasting mead	18
#275	warbear helm fragment	8
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#160	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	8
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#51	warbear thermoregulator bread	11
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#243	warbear whosit	625
#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#30	warm war shawarma	1
#65	wasabi pocky	3
#174	water pipe bomb	442
#40	water purification pills	674
#24	watered-down Red Minotaur	260
#40	wax banana	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
#112	weremoose spit	4
#84	wet stew	3
#77	whalebone corset	22
#157	whip kit	2
#486	whisker pencil	1
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#256	whiskey and soda	3
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#425	whiskey sour	3
#461	white Canadian	5
#62	white blood cells	1
#834	white candy heart	5
#176	white chocolate and tomato pizza	14
#49	white chocolate chip brownies	4
#150	white chocolate chip cookies	35
#40	white chocolate chips	452
#856	white class ring	3
#68	white collar	34
#140	white hat hacker T-shirt	10
#136	white lightning	129
#63	white mana	3
#56	white picket fence	52
#66	white rice	49
#95	white satin pants	59
#94	white satin shield	31
#129	white snake skin	106
#170	white sword	38
#66	white wine	2
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#132	wind-up ensign	2
#92	wind-up meatcar	113
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#129	wind-up owl	2
#71	wind-up spider	1
#132	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#723	windchimes	2
#415	wine spritzer	1
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#615	witch hat	1
#69	witch wart	2
#44	witch's bread	3
#56	witch's brew	1
#273	witty rapier	11
#930	wolf mask	4
#490	wolfman mask	12
#74	wonderwall shield	26
#80	wood screw	1
#40	wooden axe	39
#425	wooden stakes	5
#143	wool hat	16
#84	world's smallest violin	11
#147	worn tophat	16
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
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#254	wrench bracelet	14
#74	wrestling mask	1
#285	wumpus hair	5
#37	wussiness potion	803
#125	yam candy	2
#279	yellow brick road	2
#225	yellow gummi ingot	149
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#200	yohohoyo	14
#5	zmobie	620
#28	zombie	26
#185	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 312,116 items total!

what items are this player missing?