Museum :: Stan Maskelyne

Stan Maskelyne

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	"DRINK ME" potion	2,541
#113	"KICK ME" sign	1
#9	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	470
#72	"meat" stick	8
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#119	1952 Mickey Mantle card	25
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#40	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	22
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#35	A Light that Never Goes Out	4
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#13	Affirmation Cookie	101
#18	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	73
#31	Agitated Turkey	4
#9	Aldebaran sardines	11
#177	Alewife™ Ale	6
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#74	Ambitious Turkey	8
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#168	Angry Farmer candy	1,027
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#12	BACON	77,441
#88	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	9
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#312	BGE merchandise order form	13
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#76	BGE shotglass	54
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#54	BRICKO brick	12,613
#28	BRICKO eye brick	3,351
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#26	BRICKO stud	100
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#14	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#67	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#5	BitterSweetTarts	7,882
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
🥈	Black Angus blackburger	12
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#443	Blood Light	5
#51	Bloody Nora	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#21	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#66	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#220	C.H.U.M. chum	4
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#4	CRIMBCO lanyard	268
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#89	CRIMBCO scrip	4,085
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#31	CSA all-purpose soap	342
#12	CSA bravery badge	1,264
#28	CSA cheerfulness ration	629
#44	CSA discount card	378
#15	CSA fire-starting kit	964
#14	CSA obedience grenade	1,296
#26	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	850
#20	Camp Scout pup tent	887
#13	Carol of the Bulls	11
#13	Carol of the Hells	11
#14	Carol of the Thrills	11
#7	Centauri fish wine	37
#49	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#11	Choco-Mint patty	188
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#51	Chroner	1,875
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#37	Citrus Crush wine cooler	9
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#18	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	150
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#174	Coinspiracy	1
#25	Cold Hots candy	11,132
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#101	Corpse Island iced tea	48
#24	Crimbeau de toilette	23
#89	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	52
#53	Crimbo candied pecan	695
#9	Crimbo candle	29
#46	Crimbo fudge	844
#45	Crimbo peppermint bark	724
#386	Crimbo pie	5
#326	Crimbo salad	4
#7	Crimbo tattoo kit	11
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#12	Crimbolex watch	11
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#51	Crimbonium fuel rod	83
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#362	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#380	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#28	Crimboysters Rockefeller	23
#1022	Crimbuck	605
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#80	D roll	166
#26	DUFRESNE Suds	274
#670	Daffy Taffy	42
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#313	Divine	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#52	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	405
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#288	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#30	Effermint™ tablets	249
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#123	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#18	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#438	Ent cider	15
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#111	FDKOL commendation	6,736
#7	FDKOL tattoo	11
#52	Fantasma en la Máquina	99
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#36	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	4
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#17	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,623
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#247	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#68	Friendliness Beverage	164
#57	Frigid Northern Beans	2
#214	Frogade	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#11	Fudgie Roll	128
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#169	FunFunds™	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#265	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#99	Genalen™ Bottle	46
🥈	Gene Tonic: Penguin	257
#22	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#58	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#9	Glo-Pop	192
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#99	Gnollish flyswatter	33
#64	Gnollish pie server	29
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#39	Gnollish sangria	2
#93	Gnollish slotted spoon	22
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#372	Go-Wassail	49
#33	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	23
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#54	Green Manalishi	64
#23	Groll doll	190
#22	Gummi-DNA	164
#28	Gummi-Gnauga	295
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#32	Hairpiece On Fire	9
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#45	Hellfire Spicy Beans	4
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#210	Hollandaise helmet	26
#7	How to Avoid Scams	13,240
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#412	Imp Ale	439
#76	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	11
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#217	Knob Goblin elite shirt	40
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1014	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#156	Knob Goblin harem pants	37
#106	Knob Goblin harem veil	60
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#228	Knob Goblin pants	68
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#168	Knob Goblin scimitar	97
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#325	Knob Goblin spatula	22
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#222	Knob Goblin tongs	83
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#106	Knob mushroom	152
#81	Knob nuts	13
#342	Knob pasty	1
#94	Knob sausage	134
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#86	Knoll mushroom	170
#86	Knoll shroomkabob	20
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#37	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,799
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#238	LED block	6
#71	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	82
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#3900	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#628	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7
#240	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	244
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#1199	M-242	1
#231	Mad Train wine	470
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#194	Manetwich	4
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#13	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	433
#178	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	25
#403	Meat detector	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#13	Medical Pastaco	3
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#71	Mer-kin knucklebone	2
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#78	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#238	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	302
#57	Microplushie: Bropane	175
#57	Microplushie: Dorkonide	63
#55	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	83
#87	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	30
#52	Microplushie: Gothochondria	148
#90	Microplushie: Hippylase	158
#65	Microplushie: Hipsterine	19
#67	Microplushie: Hobomosome	89
#59	Microplushie: Otakulone	211
#67	Microplushie: Raverdrine	109
#74	Microplushie: Sororitrate	137
#37	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	141
#31	Milk Studs	408
#10	Miss Graves' vermouth	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#33	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#79	Mornington crescent roll	13
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#40	Mountain Stream soda	3,366
#41	Mr. Burnsger	1
#22	Mr. Haggis	208
#486	Mr. Mediocrebar	111
#50	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#86	NPZR chemistry set	77
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#8	New Age healing crystal	26,035
#59	New Age hurting crystal	1
#91	New Zealand iced tea	153
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#28	Nuclear Blastball	151
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#58	Orangemageddon wine cooler	3
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#305	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#33	PB&J with the crusts cut off	157
#17	PEEZ dispenser	1,280
#159	Pain Dip	1
#44	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	6
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#5	Piddles	7,310
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#196	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#134	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#66	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	21
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	9
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#96	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	12
#85	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	13
#42	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	26
#34	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	11
#41	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	18
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#38	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	26
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#47	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	24
🥉	Polka Pop	3,572
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#60	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#116	Professor What T-Shirt	6
#70	Psychotic Train wine	12
#38	Purple Beast energy drink	136
#43	R'lyeh	2
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#22	Rad Lib	1,967
#49	Radberry Rip wine cooler	4
#210	Ralph IX cognac	1
#38	Ram's Face Lager	2,972
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#107	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#63	Rompedores de Fantasmas	85
#204	Roo trading card	1
#13	Rubee™	5,663
#23	SMOOCH soda	349
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#12	Sacramento wine	1,344
#716	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#23	Saucepanic	5
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#78	Schrödinger's thermos	483
#30	Senior Mints	10,915
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#31	Shot of Kardashian Gin	9
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#15	Source essence	386,635
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#10	Spacegate Research	15,674
#735	Spam Witch sammich	12
#137	Spooky Surprise Egg	136
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#92	Stephen's secret formula	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#40	Strix stix	87
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#628	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#43	Supernova Champagne	318
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#160	Swizzler	63
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#29	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	823
#30	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	685
#26	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	796
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#78	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,277
#5	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	446
#236	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#108	Texas tea	1
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#90	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#238	The Joy of Wassailing	14
#11	The Mad Liquor	2
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#39	They liver	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1577	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#502	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1415	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
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#511	tiny plastic leprechaun	31
#413	tiny plastic levitating potato	38
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
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#517	tiny plastic mosquito	31
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#292	tiny plastic ninja snowman	23
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#242	tiny plastic peacannon	10
#485	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	34
#830	tiny plastic sauceror	6
#446	tiny plastic scary clown	16
#441	tiny plastic seal clubber	10
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#330	tiny plastic senile lihc	20
#500	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	14
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
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#465	tiny plastic taco cat	15
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#243	tiny plastic topiary golem	25
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#104	turtle mud	1
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#31	very small red dress	148
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of blood simple syrup	1
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#31	volcanic ash	222
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#895	vorpal blade	1
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#510	war tongs	1
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#48	warbear battery	45
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#203	warbear helm fragment	26
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#12	warbear liquid overcoat	118
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#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
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#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
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#13	warm war shawarma	4
#51	water log	1
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#18	water purification pills	1,477
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#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#51	whalebone corset	43
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
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#223	white Canadian	15
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#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#80	white mana	1
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#188	white pixel	252
#256	white rice	5
#212	white satin pants	20
#581	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#182	white sword	34
#72	white tulip	6
#57	whole turkey leg	19
#16	willyweed	186
#9	wind-up Whatsian robot	89
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#10	wind-up owl	104
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#7	wind-up vampire teeth	96
#814	windchimes	1
#192	wine spritzer	5
#291	witch hat	3
#72	witch's bread	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#234	wolf mask	144
#253	wolfman mask	29
#79	wood screw	1
#364	wooden axe	1
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#5	worksite credentials	19
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#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#464	wumpus hair	1
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#775	yellow candy heart	12
#16	yellow drunki-bear	143
#30	yellow gummi ingot	975
#18	yellow pixel	2,561
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#9	your own black heart	634
🥉	yule gruel	37,000
#6	yule pup	11
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#88	zmobie	6
#48	zombie	5
#185	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 1,170,299 items total!

what items are this player missing?