| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #248 | Jack-in-the-box | 24 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #152 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 416 |
| #726 | Microplushie: Bropane | 6 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #673 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #866 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #744 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #783 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #765 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #813 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #167 | Red Rover BB gun | 23 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #136 | black-and-blue light | 452 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #150 | blue plasma ball | 438 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #1220 | brick | 20 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #183 | cheap studded belt | 313 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #564 | club necklace | 12 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #172 | designer handbag | 15 |
| #249 | diamond necklace | 21 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #171 | flavored foot massage oil | 328 |
| #186 | foam dart | 298 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #201 | garish pinky ring | 22 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #285 | giant designer sunglasses | 16 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #409 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #200 | peanut brittle shield | 17 |
| #198 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #145 | personal massager | 240 |
| #495 | personalized coffee mug | 101 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #71 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #117 | red-and-green sweater | 25 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #608 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #444 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #1468 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #463 | spade necklace | 14 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #121 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 496 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #78 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #1046 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #1717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1013 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1899 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #1697 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1767 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1426 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 36 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1979 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #265 | stuffed key | 198 |
| #2073 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1097 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1174 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #1628 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #2473 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2013 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #688 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1791 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1148 | stuffed teddy butler | 37 |
| #333 | stuffed tin of caviar | 127 |
| #299 | stuffed treasure chest | 180 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #110 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #81 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |