| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #150 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #246 | Jack-in-the-box | 24 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #151 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 416 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Bropane | 6 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #779 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #761 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #164 | Red Rover BB gun | 23 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #134 | black-and-blue light | 452 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #150 | blue plasma ball | 438 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #1218 | brick | 20 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #183 | cheap studded belt | 313 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #168 | designer handbag | 15 |
| #251 | diamond necklace | 21 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #170 | flavored foot massage oil | 328 |
| #188 | foam dart | 298 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #200 | garish pinky ring | 22 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #282 | giant designer sunglasses | 16 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #405 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #199 | peanut brittle shield | 17 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #144 | personal massager | 240 |
| #495 | personalized coffee mug | 101 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #118 | red-and-green sweater | 25 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #605 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #437 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #461 | spade necklace | 14 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #120 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 496 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #1040 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1010 | stuffed Meat | 44 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1898 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1421 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 36 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1974 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #256 | stuffed key | 198 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1091 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1169 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #1624 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1146 | stuffed teddy butler | 37 |
| #330 | stuffed tin of caviar | 127 |
| #296 | stuffed treasure chest | 180 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #109 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |