Museum :: Zeklan

Zeklan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#473	"DRINK ME" potion	9
#94	"KICK ME" sign	3
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#737	30669 scroll	4
#925	33398 scroll	4
#255	334 scroll	26
#85	5-hour acrimony	6
#362	8-ball	75
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#56	Aggressive Carrot	14
#12	Alexy sauce	3
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#161	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#161	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#38	Ambitious Turkey	50
#21	Amnesiac Ale	4
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#1000	Angry Farmer candy	36
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#33	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#77	BACON	876
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#31	Battlie Light Saver	75
#131	Beach Buck	20
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#106	BitterSweetTarts	19
#25	Bjorn's Hammer	13
#72	Black Body™ spray	10
#34	Black Hole	4
#203	Black No. 2	40
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#527	Boss Bat bling	6
#1417	Boss Bat britches	7
#55	Boss Drops	14
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#828	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#152	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	12
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#59	Choco-Mint patty	8
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#84	Cloaca Cola Polar	43
#1019	Cloaca grenade	9
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#110	Coinspiracy	15
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#39	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	62
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#138	Corpse Island iced tea	37
#168	Cosmic Calorie	9
#80	Crazymaker	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#355	Crimbo candied pecan	33
#604	Crimbo fudge	16
#594	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#37	Crimbo salad	11
#31	Crimbojito	17
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#145	D roll	90
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#81	Divine	14
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#338	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	25
#5	Doublepunchplanter	67
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#222	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	9
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#557	Drowsy Sword	33
#44	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#39	Duskwalker syringe	53
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#147	Fantasma en la Máquina	13
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#419	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	16
#120	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	6
#64	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
#51	Flaming Mohobo	3
#79	Flaskfull of Hollow	57
#61	Frat Army FGF	134
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#164	Freddy Kruegerand	22
#132	Friendliness Beverage	62
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#45	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#167	FunFunds™	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#229	Game Grid ticket	7
#213	Game Grid token	4
#92	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	34
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#301	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#13	Gene Tonic: Constellation	14
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#21	Gene Tonic: Fish	2
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#24	Glo-Pop	17
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#506	Go-Wassail	32
#66	Golden Mean	1
#97	Gordon Bennett	9
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#60	Green Clover of Justice	23
#63	Green Manalishi	40
#51	Green Muslin	1
#41	Green Velvet	2
#115	Groll doll	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#189	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10
#36	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	72
#33	Haymaker	2
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#187	Hell ramen	25
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#40	Herringtini	2
#172	Hippy Army MPE	53
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#46	Holiday Fun!	85
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#41	How to Avoid Scams	200
#139	How to Play Othello	2
🥈	Hundred Headed IPA	363
#51	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#302	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
#941	Imp Ale	70
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#61	Jackhammer	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#333	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	27
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#77	Knob Goblin firecracker	357
#309	Knob Goblin harem pants	13
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#347	Knob Goblin love potion	35
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#72	Knob Goblin nasal spray	23
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#117	Knob Goblin perfume	34
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#334	Knob Goblin steroids	29
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#67	Knob lo mein	8
#151	Knob nuts	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#141	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	13
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#697	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	39
#370	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	21
#45	Lucky Surprise Egg	257
#288	M-242	34
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#606	Mad Train wine	123
#224	Mae West	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#347	Marquis de Poivre soda	6
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#20	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	15
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#521	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	5
#235	Meleegra™ pills	46
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#28	Mer-kin cheatsheet	10
#36	Mer-kin cooljuice	13
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#10	Mer-kin fitbrine	62
#104	Mer-kin foodbucket	7
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#76	Mer-kin healscroll	14
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#53	Mer-kin lipstick	5
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#38	Mer-kin ragejuice	11
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#44	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#38	Mer-kin strongjuice	10
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#69	Mer-kin thingpouch	14
#28	Mer-kin wordquiz	10
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#375	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	121
#239	Milk Studs	8
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#48	Mint Yulep	4
#82	Misty Cape	28
#236	Misty Cloak	5
#200	Misty Robe	8
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#138	Mon Tiki	11
#139	Monstar energy beverage	87
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#49	Mornington crescent roll	39
#35	Morto Moreto	10
#320	Mountain Stream soda	75
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#66	Murderer's Punch	2
#57	Muschat	3
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#83	Neuromancer	14
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#111	New Zealand iced tea	124
#197	Newbiesport™ tent	19
#266	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#67	O'RLY manual	35
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#285	PADL Phone	22
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#49	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#86	Piddles	31
#374	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#31	Polysniff Perfume	68
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#43	Professor What T-Shirt	28
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#36	Psychotic Train wine	51
#44	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#59	Rad Lib	13
🥇	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	165
🥇	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	374
#60	Raggedy Hippy doll	10
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#145	Rompedores de Fantasmas	12
#75	SMOOCH soda	3
#354	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#20	Sacramento wine	388
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#50	Sangria de Menthe	2
#77	Saturday Night Special	5
#53	Sazerorc	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#153	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	3
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#18	Sketcherz™	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#47	Source essence	1,000
#17	Source terminal	1
#9	Source terminal SPAM chip	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#52	Source terminal file: tram.ext	1
#58	Space Tourist Phaser	16
#48	Space Tours Tripple	67
#851	Spam Witch sammich	7
#57	Spechunky bar	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#105	Squat-Thrust Magazine	9
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#136	Strix stix	16
#32	Suffering Sinner	3
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#13	Super Weight-Gain 9000	14
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#28	T.U.R.D.S. Key	78
#75	TI-9000 calculator	42
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#27	Tales of Spelunking	12
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1567	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	5
#40	Tequiz Navidad	5
#109	Texas tea	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#101	The Ring	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#14	The Sword in the Steak	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#17	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	34
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#92	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	23
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#17	Time Bandit Time Towel	3
#16	Time Cape	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#271	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#46	Transylvania Sling	2
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#60	Typical Tavern swill	281
#36	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	2
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#214	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	16
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#90	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	4
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#565	Valentine	42
#44	Venus flytrap	10
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#43	Vodka Matryoshka	5
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#67	Volcoino	3
#78	Wal-Mart gift certificate	14
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#658	Warm Subject gift certificate	24
#192	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	5
#138	Wet Russian	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#69	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
#14	Xiblaxian alloy	72
#27	Xiblaxian circuitry	46
#44	Xiblaxian crystal	3
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#30	Xiblaxian polymer	92
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
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#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
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🥉	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	144
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#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#5	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	160
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#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#4	tiny plastic Professor What	8
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
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#592	tiny plastic angry space marine	7
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
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#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
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#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#79	tobiko-infused sake	2
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#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
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#1590	toy hoverpad	1
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#51	toy taijijian	1
#1384	toy train	1
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#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
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#202	transporter transponder	3
#16	trench coat	1
#159	tropical orchid	19
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
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#77	tulip	12
#1627	turtle totem	2
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#88	turtle wax shield	1
#99	turtlemail bits	39
#139	twinkly nuggets	235
#137	twinkly powder	129
#61	twist of lime	6
#94	twisted-up wet towel	1
#25	twitching space egg	1
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#73	ultrafondue	2
#96	unbearable light	2
#66	unflavored wine cooler	33
#125	unfortunate dumplings	3
#128	unidentified jerky	234
#36	unnamed cocktail	31
#51	unnatural gas	6
#218	unquiet spirits	2
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#721	untamable turtle	3
#109	unused walkie-talkie	8
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#20	urchin roe	2
#107	used beer	1
#1285	useless powder	17
#952	valuable trinket	59
#86	vampire chowder	11
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#266	vampire pearl	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
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#584	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	16
#69	very hot lunch	2
#50	vial of The Glistening	20
#9	vial of holy water	613
#1043	viking helmet	1
#761	vinegar	44
#547	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4
#27	vinyl boots	1
#71	viral DNA	46
#515	vodka and cranberry	2
#127	vodka and tonic	1
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#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#312	wad of dough	153
#139	wad of slimy rags	5
#279	wad of tofu	18
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#156	wang	22
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#96	warbear battery	26
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#83	warbear gyro	4
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#64	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	18
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#219	warbear metalworking primer	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#4	warbear rejuvenation potion	101
#25	warbear robo-camouflage unit	30
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#42	warbear whosit	5,884
#222	water pipe bomb	298
#219	water purification pills	1
#133	water wings	10
#45	water wings for babies	2
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#140	weremoose spit	2
#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
#1538	wheel	1
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#219	whiskey in a broken glass	3
#513	whiskey sour	2
#650	white Canadian	2
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1014	white candy heart	2
#119	white candygram	5
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#548	white chocolate chip cookies	3
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#318	white class ring	25
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#587	white lightning	10
#114	white page	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#179	white pixel	265
#114	white rice	20
#810	white satin pants	1
#866	white snake skin	3
#854	white sword	1
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#9	whole roasted chicken	32
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#42	wind-up Whatsian robot	12
#18	wind-up ensign	23
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#27	wind-up navigation droid	12
#34	wind-up owl	13
#45	wind-up vampire teeth	10
#579	windchimes	5
#260	wine spritzer	3
#94	wings of fire	1
#403	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	94
#615	witch hat	1
#87	witch wart	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#599	worthless knick-knack	6
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#164	wussiness potion	111
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#69	yellow brick road	23
#1106	yellow candy heart	3
#64	yellow candygram	35
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#883	yellow gummi ingot	5
#40	yellow pixel	201
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#879	yeti fur	44
#606	yohohoyo	1
#110	zmobie	3

Wow, that's 100,789 items total!

what items are this player missing?